| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

newsmyrna  

Rank #2674 on Comments
newsmyrna Avatar Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Offline
Send mail to newsmyrna Block newsmyrna Invite newsmyrna to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/08/2012
Last Login:5/23/2013
Location:China
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#12257
Comment Ranking:#2674
Highest Content Rank:#9517
Highest Comment Rank:#1465
Content Thumbs: 499 total,  586 ,  87
Comment Thumbs: 3560 total,  4561 ,  1001
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 49 Content: Sammich eater → Level 50 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:21514
Times Content Favorited:11 times
Total Comments Made:1181
FJ Points:1202

latest user's comments

#59 - potato indeed  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Hmmm 0
#89 - icecreamonnips (04/18/2013) [-]
oh god, do you have any idea what that picture means?
User avatar #96 - newsmyrna (04/18/2013) [-]
yea suppose to pun but couldn't think of one.
User avatar #97 - icecreamonnips (04/18/2013) [-]
please dont revive carlos, pls
#50 - Kid's are asshole's in general you can tell them anything you … 04/18/2013 on Shitty little kids 0
#30 - shindler's list and taken are good movies he is in.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Best shirts ever +3
User avatar #31 - kingarturi (04/18/2013) [-]
i think my parents have those. i'll look thanks
#30 - I don't get it? What is wrong with asking your grandma for a k…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on i should put something here +16
User avatar #94 - sheepysquirrel (04/18/2013) [-]
We don't show affection like that in my family. Once the grandkids passed 10 we stopped giving the granparents kisses. Though we still hug them.
#197 - Picture 04/18/2013 on In-flight Conversations 0
#192 - forgot the word see sorry....I didn't see this bullshit  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on In-flight Conversations 0
User avatar #195 - fuzzyballs (04/18/2013) [-]
it's okay, you don't have to apologise
we're all human here, and we all make mistakes

wanna hug it out? (I'm desperate man)
#197 - newsmyrna (04/18/2013) [-]
#32 - You guys are Lunatics see it's easy 04/17/2013 on Malfoys +4
#101 - That's not North America. It's Canada, Lower Canada, and Canad…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Two in One +2
#118 - mexikaner (04/17/2013) [-]
#105 - I was on a Virgin flight on Dec 31st from Orlando to LAX and I…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on In-flight Conversations 0
User avatar #137 - fuzzyballs (04/17/2013) [-]
you didn't this bullshit what?
User avatar #192 - newsmyrna (04/18/2013) [-]
forgot the word see sorry....I didn't see this bullshit
User avatar #195 - fuzzyballs (04/18/2013) [-]
it's okay, you don't have to apologise
we're all human here, and we all make mistakes

wanna hug it out? (I'm desperate man)
#197 - newsmyrna (04/18/2013) [-]
#17 - he is making a joke to an earlier post about stoat's... 04/17/2013 on day 15.... +3
#129 - 1 was the bald kid 2 was the fat kid 3 was the asian … 04/17/2013 on Kid's Next Door +3
#2053 - maybe. 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#2041 - ancient something I cant read L because white on white so...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
User avatar #2061 - SuperSixONE (04/17/2013) [-]
fang. ancient fang
User avatar #2049 - jalthelas (04/17/2013) [-]
Looks like Ancient Fang to me.
User avatar #2053 - newsmyrna (04/17/2013) [-]
maybe.
#1558 - Think you have the authority to kill a minority. Fuck that shi… 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#88 - Bullshit January is fucking cold as jack frost's asshole 31 is… 04/16/2013 on A tale +1
#333 - Ok buddy I'm not being fuck yea America I'm not even including…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on War against North Korea 0
#336 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Also the tanks you are talking about are actually reliable as fuck, and damn near indestructible.
During the Libyan conflict, Nato would drop laser guided bombs onto Gaddafis tanks, and the rebels would then come along, pull the bodies out, and after a few minor repairs the tanks were ready to roll again.
#335 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
See: Russia in WW2.
Zerg rushing works.
NK would ultimately zerg rush the shit out of SK.
Granted they would be fucked once Uncle Sam came along (most likely bringing John Bull and a few others with him), and lose everything that they gained within weeks, but I have no doubts that a surprise attack by NK on SK would result in a NK occupation of SK until SKs allies turned up.
#258 - k...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2013 on War against North Korea 0
#265 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry to shatter your "fuck yeah murricah", but if NK decided to zerg rush SK, then SK would not stand a fucking chance. The only reason they haven't is because the US will declare war on them if they do.
User avatar #333 - newsmyrna (04/16/2013) [-]
Ok buddy I'm not being fuck yea America I'm not even including America in my argument. South Korea has a modern well trained advanced fighting force with a budget of over 29 billion usd a year. The North has a well trained but severely lacking force with a budget of 5 billion usd a year. The North may over run the South at first but they have zero logistical capabilities they would fall apart after a few weeks in which time the south would easily rally and steam roll right over them. Plus the Russian tanks the north uses is absolute shit compared to the m1a1 abrams. A point proven in both Iraq wars. The artillery they use is out dated. they're navy is shit and they're airforce is a joke the only thing the north has is numbers which in modern warfare doesn't count for much especially if your logistics are shit.
#336 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Also the tanks you are talking about are actually reliable as fuck, and damn near indestructible.
During the Libyan conflict, Nato would drop laser guided bombs onto Gaddafis tanks, and the rebels would then come along, pull the bodies out, and after a few minor repairs the tanks were ready to roll again.
#335 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
See: Russia in WW2.
Zerg rushing works.
NK would ultimately zerg rush the shit out of SK.
Granted they would be fucked once Uncle Sam came along (most likely bringing John Bull and a few others with him), and lose everything that they gained within weeks, but I have no doubts that a surprise attack by NK on SK would result in a NK occupation of SK until SKs allies turned up.
#256 - shitty ones and like three at the most their best nuke if it h…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2013 on War against North Korea +1
User avatar #257 - thisisspartah (04/16/2013) [-]
they use american.
User avatar #258 - newsmyrna (04/16/2013) [-]
k...
#265 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry to shatter your "fuck yeah murricah", but if NK decided to zerg rush SK, then SK would not stand a fucking chance. The only reason they haven't is because the US will declare war on them if they do.
User avatar #333 - newsmyrna (04/16/2013) [-]
Ok buddy I'm not being fuck yea America I'm not even including America in my argument. South Korea has a modern well trained advanced fighting force with a budget of over 29 billion usd a year. The North has a well trained but severely lacking force with a budget of 5 billion usd a year. The North may over run the South at first but they have zero logistical capabilities they would fall apart after a few weeks in which time the south would easily rally and steam roll right over them. Plus the Russian tanks the north uses is absolute shit compared to the m1a1 abrams. A point proven in both Iraq wars. The artillery they use is out dated. they're navy is shit and they're airforce is a joke the only thing the north has is numbers which in modern warfare doesn't count for much especially if your logistics are shit.
#336 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Also the tanks you are talking about are actually reliable as fuck, and damn near indestructible.
During the Libyan conflict, Nato would drop laser guided bombs onto Gaddafis tanks, and the rebels would then come along, pull the bodies out, and after a few minor repairs the tanks were ready to roll again.
#335 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
See: Russia in WW2.
Zerg rushing works.
NK would ultimately zerg rush the shit out of SK.
Granted they would be fucked once Uncle Sam came along (most likely bringing John Bull and a few others with him), and lose everything that they gained within weeks, but I have no doubts that a surprise attack by NK on SK would result in a NK occupation of SK until SKs allies turned up.
#251 - our old stuff is newer and better maintained and works  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2013 on War against North Korea +1
User avatar #252 - thisisspartah (04/16/2013) [-]
they have nukes.
User avatar #256 - newsmyrna (04/16/2013) [-]
shitty ones and like three at the most their best nuke if it hit the empire state building it wouldn't reach central park. plus sk has missile defense systems
User avatar #257 - thisisspartah (04/16/2013) [-]
they use american.
User avatar #258 - newsmyrna (04/16/2013) [-]
k...
#265 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry to shatter your "fuck yeah murricah", but if NK decided to zerg rush SK, then SK would not stand a fucking chance. The only reason they haven't is because the US will declare war on them if they do.
User avatar #333 - newsmyrna (04/16/2013) [-]
Ok buddy I'm not being fuck yea America I'm not even including America in my argument. South Korea has a modern well trained advanced fighting force with a budget of over 29 billion usd a year. The North has a well trained but severely lacking force with a budget of 5 billion usd a year. The North may over run the South at first but they have zero logistical capabilities they would fall apart after a few weeks in which time the south would easily rally and steam roll right over them. Plus the Russian tanks the north uses is absolute shit compared to the m1a1 abrams. A point proven in both Iraq wars. The artillery they use is out dated. they're navy is shit and they're airforce is a joke the only thing the north has is numbers which in modern warfare doesn't count for much especially if your logistics are shit.
#336 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
Also the tanks you are talking about are actually reliable as fuck, and damn near indestructible.
During the Libyan conflict, Nato would drop laser guided bombs onto Gaddafis tanks, and the rebels would then come along, pull the bodies out, and after a few minor repairs the tanks were ready to roll again.
#335 - itsbendingtime (04/16/2013) [-]
See: Russia in WW2.
Zerg rushing works.
NK would ultimately zerg rush the shit out of SK.
Granted they would be fucked once Uncle Sam came along (most likely bringing John Bull and a few others with him), and lose everything that they gained within weeks, but I have no doubts that a surprise attack by NK on SK would result in a NK occupation of SK until SKs allies turned up.
#39 - My family was like that sometimes, so I moved to the other sid… 04/15/2013 on Story of my life +3
#31 - I'm happy I'm not the only one who immediately wished to break it. 04/13/2013 on Took 17 years from one... +1
#62 - Wrong country you fucking moron. 04/12/2013 on How did this happen? +5
#8 - depends on your alcohol tolerance but I would say yes it is a lot.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2013 on 90's kids +2
User avatar #13 - cousin (04/12/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say that is a lot tbh. Even the most lightweight drinkers I know can easily have a few pints and 7 Jägerbombs without being too bad.
#116 - N. Korean citizen (04/12/2013) [-]
just cuz you (and apparently people you know) can drink enough alcohol to kill a man does not make you cool. it makes you (and apparently people you know) an alcoholic prick. get help sir. have a nice day
User avatar #118 - cousin (04/12/2013) [-]
Well, a Jagerbomb is about 0.9 units.
So if think that around 7 units can kill a person, then I think maybe you should start to pity yourself.
#95 - Game Reviews in real life For a bad game- This game i… 04/12/2013 on Video game +2
#163 - I hear that I was heading down that road and I can't be bother…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Margret Thatcher 0
User avatar #178 - coma (04/12/2013) [-]
That last part was funny because my username is coma. But yes, I think more needs to be done so we aren't slowly being poisoned by processed foods. Of course we could probably put in some effort ourselves to be healthier, but the government should be taking care of it's people too. I live in a small town in WI. If I didn't, I'd be more than happy to walk where I need to go and stay a little more in shape. I'm certainly not the most fit person out there.
< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 20 35 > >> [ 1179 Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 77108 / Total items point value: 77108
Per page:
Order:
Show All Replies
User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of shit?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
 Friends (0)