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#118 - So big I can finally see why kids love the taste of cinnamon t…  [+] (6 replies) 03/23/2015 on lucky people +50
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#126 - whimsicalmagnus (03/23/2015) [-]
you really need more thumbs for this
#125 - aaauuuggghhh (03/23/2015) [-]
hey look I'm funny
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#128 - hashtronaut (03/23/2015) [-]
where cause I sure as fuck don't see it
#129 - aaauuuggghhh (03/23/2015) [-]
I dunno. I just like making really shitty replies
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#130 - hashtronaut (03/23/2015) [-]
ah.. well in that case say hello to hide all.
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#131 - aaauuuggghhh (03/23/2015) [-]

well, nothing actually
#46 - you must be fun at parties  [+] (1 reply) 03/02/2015 on You had ONE job comp 0
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#47 - guitarassassin (03/02/2015) [-]
On the contrary, I'm the life of the party.
#158 - Ford Dealership Salesman $80K 28  [+] (8 replies) 03/02/2015 on Anon works at Wendy's +1
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#234 - stickmanz (03/02/2015) [-]
80K an hour the dream

Did you put your yearly due to commission or what?
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#298 - newsmyrna (03/02/2015) [-]
Yea my base is min wage but with commission it varies greatly month to month it's a feast or famine industry but even the famines are pretty good the thing that sucks is you work like 70 hours a week and only get like one day off if you choose to take it is up to you. most don't I only took a day off today because it was the first day of the month. basically my payscale is 18% of gross on the front end with 1-5 cars after that the percents start to jump up last month I sold 16 cars and made 29.50% on the front end and 5% on the backend plus 1500 in volume bonus. Most of the cars you sell will be minis (cars without a lot of gross, but some of them can have 2-4K in gross and the minis help drive your percents up allowing you to take advantage of the big ones.
#226 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
80K? no.
#225 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
yeah there is no fucking way. 80$ an hour? selling cars? no.
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#180 - manofbeardliness (03/02/2015) [-]
Do you spend it all on drugs and alcohol?
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#300 - newsmyrna (03/02/2015) [-]
I really don't like those very much tbh
#179 - killerofcows (03/02/2015) [-]
damn, I knew there was money in cars but not that much, i dont even earn that much a year

if unclear Im making a joke over that most others describe their salary per hour, and as you didnt specify...
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#302 - newsmyrna (03/02/2015) [-]
Yea my bad it's yearly it's hard to quantify what I make an hour and if I did I would probably be sad since I work like 70 hours a week. It's not hard work and it's fun I look forward to work in the morning, but it's still a lot of hours
#43 - That just means you were the only filthy animal they needed in…  [+] (1 reply) 02/26/2015 on your parents love 0
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#44 - tallslavman (02/26/2015) [-]
I admit parents did not love me or brother very much, I never had anything gifted to me by them. I had to work for everything. I saved up enough money to go to school in America. I have not spoken to them sense brothers death 5 mouths ago. I have not seen them in 4 years. I do not respect them nor do I care for them. You are correct, they were not proud of me. But look at me now, I am in last year of one of top universities in the world so I do not need them anymore. They will suffer when they slowly die alone. I do not care if they are not proud of me because I am an already better persons then they are.