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Date Signed Up:7/08/2012
Last Login:5/21/2013
Location:China
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Content Ranking:#12205
Comment Ranking:#2796
Highest Content Rank:#9517
Highest Comment Rank:#1465
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Total Comments Made:1179
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#123 - As a teacher I can honestly say if some kid was stealing stick… 04/24/2013 on /b/ is evil +2
#25 - For the sexual thrill of course.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Rape for Pleasure +3
#39 - savethepandas (04/24/2013) [-]
That's terrifying, poor cat looks like its gon have its neck slit.
#40 - newsmyrna (04/24/2013) [-]
Only if it struggles.
#23 - You know I thought this might happen I was making a joke on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Geese! +2
#40 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Someone thumbed you, so i fixed it

>Sincerely, nigger.
#57 - I know but there's down with the system and just stupidity. If… 04/24/2013 on Simplified +3
#26 - Two of these are explainable the first and the last. The first…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on GENIUS 0
User avatar #27 - eyemeralds (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm also putting my bet on the train one, the concrete block not being molded into the ground and seems to be movable.
The railing looks like it was moved out of the way.
#53 - Yea fuck the government why don't we just pool all of our mone…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Simplified +42
User avatar #98 - theelderscrolls (04/24/2013) [-]
All rocks go to heaven.
#89 - tomtomvdp (04/24/2013) [-]
Bravo sir.
User avatar #79 - yeahs (04/24/2013) [-]
This is definitely not sarcasm.
#76 - falloutfanatic (04/24/2013) [-]
yes yes yes, a thousand times yes... someone who gets that government is important
User avatar #63 - philliyoMLB (04/24/2013) [-]
I live in Kansas City :D FOR ONCE WE ARE RELEVANT.
User avatar #59 - longbowjohnson (04/24/2013) [-]
assuming the gov'ment doesn't fuck you over at every turn. but i guess that depends on where people live.
#54 - dovecoon (04/24/2013) [-]
If you'll remember back to that demographics study done on FJ, the average use age is between 16-20. That's prime "fuck the government because it's the government" age. Just ignore it and wait for them to grow out of it.
User avatar #57 - newsmyrna (04/24/2013) [-]
I know but there's down with the system and just stupidity. If you're against the military spending or the abuses of social security and medicare then fine, but there are some things that only government can accomplish and one of them is infrastructure.
#12 - It's a swan you fuck.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Geese! +1
User avatar #21 - undeadwill (04/24/2013) [-]
Ever heard the story of the ugly duckling?
User avatar #23 - newsmyrna (04/24/2013) [-]
You know I thought this might happen I was making a joke on the post were he said "it's geese you fuck." Over a common and not serious mistake. So I wasn't trying to be mean or to you and call you dumb. You see you're wrong the ugly duckling turned into a beautiful swan not a goose which is the joke I was making I don't think you are an idiot because you don't know the exact details of a stupid children's story....so friends
#40 - N. Korean citizen (04/24/2013) [-]
Someone thumbed you, so i fixed it

>Sincerely, nigger.
#8 - Obviously there are two camera's you fucking dipshit. 04/24/2013 on Oh Asians -1
#17 - Me 2 fucking conures they suck got rid of mine but I still mis… 04/24/2013 on :3 +1
#225 - I really hope just for the sake of irony that your so fat your… 04/24/2013 on Very True +1
#40 - What if they weren't gay what if they were just really good … 04/24/2013 on Burn +17
#79 - It was a sad day for everyone inVOLVOed  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Feed the earth 0
User avatar #81 - hoeschy (04/24/2013) [-]
But tomorrow is another day and the NISSAN will rise again
#64 - From your friends in Philly.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Like a Boss +3
#87 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
But really are our eagles any much better?
#168 - I'm just gonna leave this picture of the Hawaiian Royal Palace here 04/24/2013 on Europe vs USA +3
#33 - All you had to read was of Mice and Men and MacBeth. I had to …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on The Great Gatsby +3
#188 - coolcalx (04/23/2013) [-]
you mean you had the PRIVILEGE of reading Lord of the Flies, The Great Gatsby, and The Hobbit.

those are some of my favorite books
#75 - I live in the next town over from there New Smyrna 04/23/2013 on When I say I'm From Hawaii +1
#74 - Yea that looks like beachside in my town New Smyrna Beach 04/23/2013 on When I say I'm From Hawaii 0
#38 - You think that man in the last picture ever wore that hat agai… 04/23/2013 on pics in lego 0
#250 - oh that shit yea I ate hatfeild ham all my life I like that b… 04/23/2013 on The Flash 0
#266 - Best Case Scenario: So I get to go to prison for breaking and …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on What to do... 0
#268 - angelusprimus (04/22/2013) [-]
Run toward Party headqarters yelling that white devils unleashed a demon of corruption at china then watch as ten million men army fights the demon?
#262 - Well Mr. Imagination if a 6000yr old demon has it out for me t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on What to do... 0
#263 - angelusprimus (04/22/2013) [-]
Run toward the window, jump out of it, run to closest church...
#266 - newsmyrna (04/22/2013) [-]
Best Case Scenario: So I get to go to prison for breaking and entering a church in the middle of the night. Where the demon will get me anyway.
Worst Case Scenario: I have to live the rest of my literally God Forsaken life in a church.
And even with that it's not really possible for me due to where I live. pic related.
#268 - angelusprimus (04/22/2013) [-]
Run toward Party headqarters yelling that white devils unleashed a demon of corruption at china then watch as ten million men army fights the demon?
#51 - Omega is the last letter in the greek alpha-bet 04/22/2013 on average age to lose virginity +1
#13 - Me either 04/22/2013 on Good job Britain +2
#13 - Life of Brian 04/22/2013 on Dicks +1
#12 - This is the second time I'm posting this today btw Ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Dicks +4
#24 - budokai (04/22/2013) [-]
Fav part!

Always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw you're terminal breathe
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User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of shit?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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