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newsmyrna

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Date Signed Up:7/08/2012
Last Login:3/24/2015
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#65 - I thought you wanted to know, but here is a hint for the futur…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2013 on meanwhile in the netherlands +1
#66 - rainbowadash has deleted their comment.
User avatar #67 - newsmyrna (01/16/2013) [-]
I don't know maybe it's because I'm from the South, but please stop yelling at me.
#68 - rainbowadash has deleted their comment.
#33 - We would know and we would miss each other I guess. Plus I thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Chicken Life +1
User avatar #38 - whosaidwut (01/16/2013) [-]
food for thought

you said "one of them has to have some life somewhere"

... perhaps... we are that "one"
=/
User avatar #40 - trolololer (01/16/2013) [-]
Maybe that's the meaning of life. Maybe, we were supposed to realize that we're always going to be the only ones, and we should start acting more humane and civil towards each other... what a world it would be if everybody realized that.
#34 - He's Tony Stark that's how. 01/16/2013 on Foolish Human +47
#27 - I think the point is the back of the car has windshield wipers…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2013 on meanwhile in the netherlands +2
#63 - rainbowadash has deleted their comment.
User avatar #65 - newsmyrna (01/16/2013) [-]
I thought you wanted to know, but here is a hint for the future. Sarcasm requires tone, body movement and facial expressions none of which I can see through text son.
#66 - rainbowadash has deleted their comment.
User avatar #67 - newsmyrna (01/16/2013) [-]
I don't know maybe it's because I'm from the South, but please stop yelling at me.
#68 - rainbowadash has deleted their comment.
#146 - His misery only enhances my meal's flavor. 01/16/2013 on Never forget +3
#39 - i take it that English is not your first language...Rape happe… 01/16/2013 on India movie +3
#26 - there is meaning continuation of the species. That is the mean…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Chicken Life +2
User avatar #32 - trolololer (01/16/2013) [-]
Well yes, but I don't think anyone's gonna miss us if the human race disappears off the face of the Earth. Nature won't miss us. What if we're all alone in this universe?... Sorry i can't stop thinking depressing thoughts today, don't mind me...
User avatar #33 - newsmyrna (01/16/2013) [-]
We would know and we would miss each other I guess. Plus I think it would be really hard for us to be alone in the universe. You have billions of galaxy's all with billions of different star, all of which have planets, one of them has to have some life somewhere.
User avatar #38 - whosaidwut (01/16/2013) [-]
food for thought

you said "one of them has to have some life somewhere"

... perhaps... we are that "one"
=/
User avatar #40 - trolololer (01/16/2013) [-]
Maybe that's the meaning of life. Maybe, we were supposed to realize that we're always going to be the only ones, and we should start acting more humane and civil towards each other... what a world it would be if everybody realized that.
#52 - Why does she look like she is holding back a wicked **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on The little red riding hood +1
User avatar #59 - Keoul (01/16/2013) [-]
Cause she's out there to take a shit poop as well just like the wolf who just so happens to be in all the best pooping spots.
#23 - Comment deleted 01/15/2013 on Home alone classic 0
#41 - Whether it's futuristic dick smashing or splinters from a carv…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on Future Door +1
User avatar #42 - jalthelas (01/15/2013) [-]
Well you could sand the hole or put rubber or something to make it better.

You can't stop your dick from getting smashed by a malfunctioning door.
#17 - I guess it would make a great futuristic glory hole.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Future Door +4
User avatar #44 - newfunnyjunksucks (01/15/2013) [-]
^ this man, has his priorities straight.
User avatar #40 - jalthelas (01/15/2013) [-]
Until it malfunctioned and crushed your dick so hard it severs it.
Pros: Epic glory hole

Cons: The rest of the door would open before you could get your dick in there, dick could get smashed and forever fucked up
User avatar #41 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Whether it's futuristic dick smashing or splinters from a carved out hole between two bathroom stalls, glory hole technology has always been shaky at best.
User avatar #42 - jalthelas (01/15/2013) [-]
Well you could sand the hole or put rubber or something to make it better.

You can't stop your dick from getting smashed by a malfunctioning door.
#15 - Did anyone else get that blister in the center of their hand f…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Mario Party +6
#21 - jamiemsm (01/15/2013) [-]
the worst part was not even the pain. but the fact that you couldn't spin it again like that before the blister was away :P
User avatar #17 - arkensas (01/15/2013) [-]
I had bike gloves specifically for that purpose
#35 - Ok 01/15/2013 on Prickly hugs 0
#33 - I don't know I typed in Sebastian the hedgehog and this guy popped up.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs +1
User avatar #34 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
just watch The Hobbit.
User avatar #35 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok
#31 - Oh he's like an emo sonic.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs 0
User avatar #32 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
dude, what?

oh you mean shadow? no
#33 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know I typed in Sebastian the hedgehog and this guy popped up.
User avatar #34 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
just watch The Hobbit.
User avatar #35 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok
#30 - I'll find out for myself and report back it might take a while… 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs +1
#28 - I don't know who that is  [+] (7 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs +1
User avatar #29 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know if I should tell you or if you should find out for yourself
User avatar #31 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh he's like an emo sonic.
User avatar #32 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
dude, what?

oh you mean shadow? no
#33 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know I typed in Sebastian the hedgehog and this guy popped up.
User avatar #34 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
just watch The Hobbit.
User avatar #35 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok
User avatar #30 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I'll find out for myself and report back it might take a while I live in China and their firewall blows.
#26 - The crab?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs +1
User avatar #27 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
the hedgehog
User avatar #28 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know who that is
User avatar #29 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know if I should tell you or if you should find out for yourself
User avatar #31 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh he's like an emo sonic.
User avatar #32 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
dude, what?

oh you mean shadow? no
#33 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know I typed in Sebastian the hedgehog and this guy popped up.
User avatar #34 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
just watch The Hobbit.
User avatar #35 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok
User avatar #30 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I'll find out for myself and report back it might take a while I live in China and their firewall blows.
#35 - Then friendship isn't real.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Magic Trick +133
#94 - greenthegunstar (01/15/2013) [-]
Nooooo......
#65 - darkjustifier (01/15/2013) [-]
Day 72 they have denied friendship.
User avatar #63 - hydraetis (01/15/2013) [-]
Lol Canadians are perfect proof of that.
#62 - dagreatmax (01/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - garymuthafuknoak (01/15/2013) [-]
D:
#41 - mvtjets (01/15/2013) [-]
#161 - That has to be ******** I lived in America for 26yrs an… 01/14/2013 on Evolution 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on scary bolagnase +4
User avatar #5 - basstard (01/13/2013) [-]
Fo' real.
#60 - I said all of that and all you took away was I spelled steel wrong.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on most russian name ever +2
#141 - bulbakip (01/13/2013) [-]
Well i will comment on Stain being georgian.
mfw it was fascinating to learn that as something new to learn.
#72 - kolsinder (01/13/2013) [-]
Am I wrong?
#36 - Stalin was Georgian, and Stalin wasn't his birth name it means…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on most russian name ever +3
User avatar #49 - kolsinder (01/13/2013) [-]
*steel
User avatar #60 - newsmyrna (01/13/2013) [-]
I said all of that and all you took away was I spelled steel wrong.
#141 - bulbakip (01/13/2013) [-]
Well i will comment on Stain being georgian.
mfw it was fascinating to learn that as something new to learn.
#72 - kolsinder (01/13/2013) [-]
Am I wrong?
#21 - Comment deleted 01/12/2013 on Standards...We don't have them +11
#2 - What does Picard know he's French. 01/12/2013 on Learn English 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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