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#117 - More please.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -4
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#115 - Fine here is another comment have at it.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -7
#116 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
you are beaten
#117 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
More please.
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#111 - I don't even live in America you ******** .  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -5
#133 - notstill (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - newsmyrna (01/28/2013) [-]
k
#112 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#109 - Whoa angry child you're telling me New Zealanders are Kiwi whe…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -9
#126 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
That was a joke? I don't see what's funny about it .. What was the point in posting that ?
#114 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Fine here is another comment have at it.
#116 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
you are beaten
#117 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
More please.
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#110 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Simmer down Bertha. You are wrong in every way as I couldn't care less of your opinion seeing as you clearly know shit about any other country than America.
User avatar #111 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
I don't even live in America you dip-shit.
#133 - notstill (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - newsmyrna (01/28/2013) [-]
k
#112 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#10 - Comment deleted 01/12/2013 on Just...lol 0
#107 - First off it's ******** . Then what are the little…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -8
User avatar #108 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Don't question me about my own country and what it contains like your fucking intimidating me. The bird is called a Kiwi and so are the people that live there. It's a nick-name-dick-nigger
User avatar #120 - optickunzli (01/12/2013) [-]
New Zealand isn't a country worth arguing over.
User avatar #122 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
I would rather argue over my home country than argue over a different place. That can be said for any country so your argument is disproved.
User avatar #123 - optickunzli (01/12/2013) [-]
Me too because i am also from New Zealand. I'm just saying that no one other than a New Zealander really cares about NZ.
User avatar #129 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Ohh. That's good lol.
User avatar #109 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Whoa angry child you're telling me New Zealanders are Kiwi when you know I was talking about the bird. In other words you're telling me I'm wrong then immediately afterwards telling me I'm right and admitting that a nickname for New Zealanders is Kiwi so what was your point in all of this? It was a joke calm down.
#126 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
That was a joke? I don't see what's funny about it .. What was the point in posting that ?
#114 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Fine here is another comment have at it.
#116 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
you are beaten
#117 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
More please.
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#110 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Simmer down Bertha. You are wrong in every way as I couldn't care less of your opinion seeing as you clearly know shit about any other country than America.
User avatar #111 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
I don't even live in America you dip-shit.
#133 - notstill (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - newsmyrna (01/28/2013) [-]
k
#112 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Just...lol 0
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#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Just...lol 0
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#19 - Riding that will make you butt hurt. 01/12/2013 on The Polycorn +1
#26 - how did this post get this far and get this many thumbs? 01/12/2013 on Anger Management +7
#99 - It was either that or kiwi's.  [+] (20 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -9
User avatar #105 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
New Zealander's are Kiwis dip fuck
User avatar #107 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
First off it's dip-shit. Then what are the little flightless birds called?
User avatar #108 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Don't question me about my own country and what it contains like your fucking intimidating me. The bird is called a Kiwi and so are the people that live there. It's a nick-name-dick-nigger
User avatar #120 - optickunzli (01/12/2013) [-]
New Zealand isn't a country worth arguing over.
User avatar #122 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
I would rather argue over my home country than argue over a different place. That can be said for any country so your argument is disproved.
User avatar #123 - optickunzli (01/12/2013) [-]
Me too because i am also from New Zealand. I'm just saying that no one other than a New Zealander really cares about NZ.
User avatar #129 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Ohh. That's good lol.
User avatar #109 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Whoa angry child you're telling me New Zealanders are Kiwi when you know I was talking about the bird. In other words you're telling me I'm wrong then immediately afterwards telling me I'm right and admitting that a nickname for New Zealanders is Kiwi so what was your point in all of this? It was a joke calm down.
#126 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
That was a joke? I don't see what's funny about it .. What was the point in posting that ?
#114 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Fine here is another comment have at it.
#116 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
you are beaten
#117 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
More please.
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#110 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Simmer down Bertha. You are wrong in every way as I couldn't care less of your opinion seeing as you clearly know shit about any other country than America.
User avatar #111 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
I don't even live in America you dip-shit.
#133 - notstill (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - newsmyrna (01/28/2013) [-]
k
#112 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#329 - Ok I love you too 01/12/2013 on 'Merica -1
#46 - Comment deleted 01/11/2013 on Suh funny 0
#123 - Well I've never been so I'll take your word for it. 01/11/2013 on hahaha..haaha..ha 0
#79 - Texas is in Kenya now good to know. 01/11/2013 on How was work? +2
#121 - I don't know about that I just watched a program about teen al…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on hahaha..haaha..ha 0
User avatar #122 - Triskiller (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, alcohol is a big ass problem here because we talk about all other things and how we should use them, but loads of parents don't know alcohol is more dangerous than say weed or cigarettes.

It's a big problem, yes, but teen pregnancy is not.
User avatar #123 - newsmyrna (01/11/2013) [-]
Well I've never been so I'll take your word for it.
#124 - You're god damn mother ****** right. Murica!!!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2013 on 'Merica -14
User avatar #166 - naeoro (01/11/2013) [-]
Die you cunt.
User avatar #329 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Ok I love you too
#151 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
Too bad yours is probably one of the least free countries in here.

"Home of the free, land of the brave"? Yeah right, try that 60 years ago.
#220 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
>Implying most of europe is free and not shit.
#118 - Where is this land of teen pregnancy.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2013 on hahaha..haaha..ha 0
User avatar #129 - ishalltroll (01/11/2013) [-]
People outside the USA aren't as retarded and use the pill and condoms.
#120 - Xepheros (01/11/2013) [-]
Over 15? No-one really cares. Had a one night stand after a party when I was 16, she was probably the same age, so she lived at home with her parents. I was given breakfast before I commenced on the walk of shame.

Sweden, btw
#133 - fecal (01/11/2013) [-]
Wow, your right hand is probably the same age as you are? that's odd!
#136 - Xepheros (01/11/2013) [-]
OOHHHHH, APPLY BURN HEAAAALLLL

Yeah, haven't heard that one before. Ever. You, dear sir, are a genius of comedy. Applauds and praise be upon you!
User avatar #119 - Triskiller (01/11/2013) [-]
There's actually not a lot of teen pregnancy in Holland, because we talk to our children about sex and how it's normal and how you should always use protection and all that. We don't shun the topic as if it doesn't exist. Teens have sex, we know it, they know, and we don't care as long as they do it safely.
User avatar #121 - newsmyrna (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't know about that I just watched a program about teen alcoholism on NatGeo and Holland ranked number one above all other countries in the world. Maybe giving a bunch of alcoholic teens free rain to fuck is not a good idea.
User avatar #122 - Triskiller (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, alcohol is a big ass problem here because we talk about all other things and how we should use them, but loads of parents don't know alcohol is more dangerous than say weed or cigarettes.

It's a big problem, yes, but teen pregnancy is not.
User avatar #123 - newsmyrna (01/11/2013) [-]
Well I've never been so I'll take your word for it.
#122 - Comment deleted 01/11/2013 on random story 0
#116 - Yea because most parents allow their children to sleep with th…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/11/2013 on hahaha..haaha..ha +3
#137 - facequer (01/11/2013) [-]
It's perfectly normal in Denmark (also the rest of Scandinavia i think). i Don't know anybody who have been declined sleeping with a person of the opposite sex, regardless the age. Only if the parents are extremely religious, like Jehovas Witness' and muslims.
User avatar #132 - dvdfaust (01/11/2013) [-]
I think you and I are the only ones whose parents were, like, deathly against this stuff.
User avatar #128 - ishalltroll (01/11/2013) [-]
What the fuck? Where do you live? It's perfectly normal especially seeing as he's 18.
#127 - fecal (01/11/2013) [-]
dude, not everyone on this site is from saudia arabia
#130 - thorsballs (01/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #124 - SniperKitty (01/11/2013) [-]
My mom didn't care after I started birth control.
User avatar #117 - Triskiller (01/11/2013) [-]
Most parents in my country do, there's no big ass taboo about it here.
User avatar #118 - newsmyrna (01/11/2013) [-]
Where is this land of teen pregnancy.
User avatar #129 - ishalltroll (01/11/2013) [-]
People outside the USA aren't as retarded and use the pill and condoms.
#120 - Xepheros (01/11/2013) [-]
Over 15? No-one really cares. Had a one night stand after a party when I was 16, she was probably the same age, so she lived at home with her parents. I was given breakfast before I commenced on the walk of shame.

Sweden, btw
#133 - fecal (01/11/2013) [-]
Wow, your right hand is probably the same age as you are? that's odd!
#136 - Xepheros (01/11/2013) [-]
OOHHHHH, APPLY BURN HEAAAALLLL

Yeah, haven't heard that one before. Ever. You, dear sir, are a genius of comedy. Applauds and praise be upon you!
User avatar #119 - Triskiller (01/11/2013) [-]
There's actually not a lot of teen pregnancy in Holland, because we talk to our children about sex and how it's normal and how you should always use protection and all that. We don't shun the topic as if it doesn't exist. Teens have sex, we know it, they know, and we don't care as long as they do it safely.
User avatar #121 - newsmyrna (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't know about that I just watched a program about teen alcoholism on NatGeo and Holland ranked number one above all other countries in the world. Maybe giving a bunch of alcoholic teens free rain to fuck is not a good idea.
User avatar #122 - Triskiller (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, alcohol is a big ass problem here because we talk about all other things and how we should use them, but loads of parents don't know alcohol is more dangerous than say weed or cigarettes.

It's a big problem, yes, but teen pregnancy is not.
User avatar #123 - newsmyrna (01/11/2013) [-]
Well I've never been so I'll take your word for it.
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#445 - Never used this on the first image before. 01/10/2013 on How to +7

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User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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