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#23 - Comment deleted 01/15/2013 on Home alone classic 0
#41 - Whether it's futuristic dick smashing or splinters from a carv…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on Future Door +1
User avatar #42 - jalthelas (01/15/2013) [-]
Well you could sand the hole or put rubber or something to make it better.

You can't stop your dick from getting smashed by a malfunctioning door.
#17 - I guess it would make a great futuristic glory hole.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Future Door +4
User avatar #44 - newfunnyjunksucks (01/15/2013) [-]
^ this man, has his priorities straight.
User avatar #40 - jalthelas (01/15/2013) [-]
Until it malfunctioned and crushed your dick so hard it severs it.
Pros: Epic glory hole

Cons: The rest of the door would open before you could get your dick in there, dick could get smashed and forever fucked up
User avatar #41 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Whether it's futuristic dick smashing or splinters from a carved out hole between two bathroom stalls, glory hole technology has always been shaky at best.
User avatar #42 - jalthelas (01/15/2013) [-]
Well you could sand the hole or put rubber or something to make it better.

You can't stop your dick from getting smashed by a malfunctioning door.
#15 - Did anyone else get that blister in the center of their hand f…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Mario Party +6
#21 - jamiemsm (01/15/2013) [-]
the worst part was not even the pain. but the fact that you couldn't spin it again like that before the blister was away :P
User avatar #17 - arkensas (01/15/2013) [-]
I had bike gloves specifically for that purpose
#35 - Ok 01/15/2013 on Prickly hugs 0
#33 - I don't know I typed in Sebastian the hedgehog and this guy popped up.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs +1
User avatar #34 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
just watch The Hobbit.
User avatar #35 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok
#31 - Oh he's like an emo sonic.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs 0
User avatar #32 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
dude, what?

oh you mean shadow? no
#33 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know I typed in Sebastian the hedgehog and this guy popped up.
User avatar #34 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
just watch The Hobbit.
User avatar #35 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok
#30 - I'll find out for myself and report back it might take a while… 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs +1
#28 - I don't know who that is  [+] (7 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs +1
User avatar #29 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know if I should tell you or if you should find out for yourself
User avatar #31 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh he's like an emo sonic.
User avatar #32 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
dude, what?

oh you mean shadow? no
#33 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know I typed in Sebastian the hedgehog and this guy popped up.
User avatar #34 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
just watch The Hobbit.
User avatar #35 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok
User avatar #30 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I'll find out for myself and report back it might take a while I live in China and their firewall blows.
#26 - The crab?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Prickly hugs +1
User avatar #27 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
the hedgehog
User avatar #28 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know who that is
User avatar #29 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know if I should tell you or if you should find out for yourself
User avatar #31 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh he's like an emo sonic.
User avatar #32 - churrundo (01/14/2013) [-]
dude, what?

oh you mean shadow? no
#33 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't know I typed in Sebastian the hedgehog and this guy popped up.
User avatar #34 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
just watch The Hobbit.
User avatar #35 - newsmyrna (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok
User avatar #30 - newsmyrna (01/14/2013) [-]
I'll find out for myself and report back it might take a while I live in China and their firewall blows.
#35 - Then friendship isn't real.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Magic Trick +133
#94 - greenthegunstar (01/15/2013) [-]
Nooooo......
#65 - darkjustifier (01/15/2013) [-]
Day 72 they have denied friendship.
User avatar #63 - hydraetis (01/15/2013) [-]
Lol Canadians are perfect proof of that.
#62 - dagreatmax (01/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - garymuthafuknoak (01/15/2013) [-]
D:
#41 - mvtjets (01/15/2013) [-]
#161 - That has to be ******** I lived in America for 26… 01/14/2013 on Evolution 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on scary bolagnase +4
User avatar #5 - basstard (01/13/2013) [-]
Fo' real.
#60 - I said all of that and all you took away was I spelled steel wrong.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on most russian name ever +2
#141 - bulbakip (01/13/2013) [-]
Well i will comment on Stain being georgian.
mfw it was fascinating to learn that as something new to learn.
#72 - kolsinder (01/13/2013) [-]
Am I wrong?
#36 - Stalin was Georgian, and Stalin wasn't his birth name it means…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on most russian name ever +3
User avatar #49 - kolsinder (01/13/2013) [-]
*steel
User avatar #60 - newsmyrna (01/13/2013) [-]
I said all of that and all you took away was I spelled steel wrong.
#141 - bulbakip (01/13/2013) [-]
Well i will comment on Stain being georgian.
mfw it was fascinating to learn that as something new to learn.
#72 - kolsinder (01/13/2013) [-]
Am I wrong?
#21 - Comment deleted 01/12/2013 on Standards...We don't have them +11
#2 - What does Picard know he's French. 01/12/2013 on Learn English 0
#6 - I hope he doesn't screw up on any of them.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on Different kind of art +2
#7 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
this is a repost and a reposted comment but ill thumb
#5 - I don't think it's actually legal more like not on the books a… 01/12/2013 on America, FUCK YEAH! +4
#117 - More please.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -4
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#115 - Fine here is another comment have at it.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -7
#116 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
you are beaten
#117 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
More please.
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#111 - I don't even live in America you ******** .  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -5
#133 - notstill (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - newsmyrna (01/28/2013) [-]
k
#112 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#109 - Whoa angry child you're telling me New Zealanders are Kiwi whe…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -9
#126 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
That was a joke? I don't see what's funny about it .. What was the point in posting that ?
#114 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Fine here is another comment have at it.
#116 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
you are beaten
#117 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
More please.
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#110 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Simmer down Bertha. You are wrong in every way as I couldn't care less of your opinion seeing as you clearly know shit about any other country than America.
User avatar #111 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
I don't even live in America you dip-shit.
#133 - notstill (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - newsmyrna (01/28/2013) [-]
k
#112 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#10 - Comment deleted 01/12/2013 on Just...lol 0
#107 - First off it's ******** . Then what are the little…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Watch it America -8
User avatar #108 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Don't question me about my own country and what it contains like your fucking intimidating me. The bird is called a Kiwi and so are the people that live there. It's a nick-name-dick-nigger
User avatar #120 - optickunzli (01/12/2013) [-]
New Zealand isn't a country worth arguing over.
User avatar #122 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
I would rather argue over my home country than argue over a different place. That can be said for any country so your argument is disproved.
User avatar #123 - optickunzli (01/12/2013) [-]
Me too because i am also from New Zealand. I'm just saying that no one other than a New Zealander really cares about NZ.
User avatar #129 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Ohh. That's good lol.
User avatar #109 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Whoa angry child you're telling me New Zealanders are Kiwi when you know I was talking about the bird. In other words you're telling me I'm wrong then immediately afterwards telling me I'm right and admitting that a nickname for New Zealanders is Kiwi so what was your point in all of this? It was a joke calm down.
#126 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
That was a joke? I don't see what's funny about it .. What was the point in posting that ?
#114 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
Fine here is another comment have at it.
#116 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
you are beaten
#117 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
More please.
#119 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
#118 - zakisking (01/12/2013) [-]
stop asking
#110 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]
Simmer down Bertha. You are wrong in every way as I couldn't care less of your opinion seeing as you clearly know shit about any other country than America.
User avatar #111 - newsmyrna (01/12/2013) [-]
I don't even live in America you dip-shit.
#133 - notstill (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - newsmyrna (01/28/2013) [-]
k
#112 - fiosh (01/12/2013) [-]

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User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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