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#16 - One was a fat man the other was just a little boy don't be so … 04/25/2013 on Witty Title +6
#142 - You got me there. 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
#137 - But I gotta be honest living abroad has really changed my view… 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
#133 - My American passport says otherwise I plan to come back after …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
#135 - urbemarmis (04/25/2013) [-]
nahh if youre still an american citizen you arent. an expatriate is someone who denounces their citizenship and goes to live somewhere else. youre going back to have your kids in america and from the sounds of it youre still an american citizen
User avatar #137 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
But I gotta be honest living abroad has really changed my views of the world if you think America has problems you wouldn't believe the crazy shit that goes on over here this place has real fucking problems.
#64 - When Planet Vegeta was destroyed Vegeta then 8-10yrs old was o… 04/25/2013 on Chi Chi is jealous +21
#128 - Well as an American ex patriot I'm still considered an America…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
#129 - urbemarmis (04/25/2013) [-]
youre nationality is wherever youre living now. your heritage is american. (at least i believe so) your kids will be wherever youre from but they will have american blood in them
User avatar #133 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
My American passport says otherwise I plan to come back after 3yrs or so any children I have will be American (you'd gotta be fucking crazy if you think I'm raising any kids I may have in China), but while I am living abroad I believe that makes me an expatriate. I may be wrong.
#135 - urbemarmis (04/25/2013) [-]
nahh if youre still an american citizen you arent. an expatriate is someone who denounces their citizenship and goes to live somewhere else. youre going back to have your kids in america and from the sounds of it youre still an american citizen
User avatar #137 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
But I gotta be honest living abroad has really changed my views of the world if you think America has problems you wouldn't believe the crazy shit that goes on over here this place has real fucking problems.
#126 - Everyone and they're church going Grandma pirates at this point. 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
#125 - You can't pay taxes on the money you don't make.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... +4
#151 - gibroner (04/25/2013) [-]
exactly That's why North Korea is such glorious place you pay what you owe glorious leader by working for him and in return he give you crumbs from his cake is Communist Utopia NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
User avatar #140 - Orangepeel (04/25/2013) [-]
In OP's picture you can't have private property without government.

>Implying strawmen aren't flawed.
User avatar #142 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
You got me there.
#123 - You wouldn't be killed that is a waste of money...you would be…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
#127 - urbemarmis (04/25/2013) [-]
not if i decided to move there. if i became an expatriate the US government would stop caring. "hey we have a guy that used to live in your country" theyd say "key words: USED TO" the liberal agenda is ridiculous trying to say teabaggers want things to be like somolia. just like teabaggers are ridiculous for saying that libtards want things to be like nazi germany. both sides suck dick
User avatar #128 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Well as an American ex patriot I'm still considered an American by the locals and I still consider myself an American.
#129 - urbemarmis (04/25/2013) [-]
youre nationality is wherever youre living now. your heritage is american. (at least i believe so) your kids will be wherever youre from but they will have american blood in them
User avatar #133 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
My American passport says otherwise I plan to come back after 3yrs or so any children I have will be American (you'd gotta be fucking crazy if you think I'm raising any kids I may have in China), but while I am living abroad I believe that makes me an expatriate. I may be wrong.
#135 - urbemarmis (04/25/2013) [-]
nahh if youre still an american citizen you arent. an expatriate is someone who denounces their citizenship and goes to live somewhere else. youre going back to have your kids in america and from the sounds of it youre still an american citizen
User avatar #137 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
But I gotta be honest living abroad has really changed my views of the world if you think America has problems you wouldn't believe the crazy shit that goes on over here this place has real fucking problems.
#139 - Well lets be honest asschwitz. In most cases historically wome…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on O'rly? +1
User avatar #141 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I would love to continue this debate, but I have to leave for school, so I'll see around later sometime and I wish a happy Thursday.
#67 - No hay problema ha sido un placer. 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage 0
#65 - "France is just getting on that," said everyone in V…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage 0
User avatar #66 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
gracias
User avatar #67 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
No hay problema ha sido un placer.
#63 - Said the man who replied with and I quote "im an nh."  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage 0
User avatar #64 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
that was on purose
User avatar #65 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
"France is just getting on that," said everyone in Vermont, New Hampshire, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Washington D.C., Iowa and Washington.

There you go fixed.
User avatar #66 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
gracias
User avatar #67 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
No hay problema ha sido un placer.
#61 - I was going to say "I think the government can do more th… 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage +5
#59 - You're from NH then why are you wuting read a newspaper, watch…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage 0
User avatar #62 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
i knew nh had that i just didnt understand your grammar
User avatar #63 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Said the man who replied with and I quote "im an nh."
User avatar #64 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
that was on purose
User avatar #65 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
"France is just getting on that," said everyone in Vermont, New Hampshire, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Washington D.C., Iowa and Washington.

There you go fixed.
User avatar #66 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
gracias
User avatar #67 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
No hay problema ha sido un placer.
#56 - gay marriage is already legal in those states you see Americ…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage +1
User avatar #58 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
im an nh
User avatar #91 - IAmManbearpig (04/25/2013) [-]
NH master race
User avatar #93 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
town? hampton here
User avatar #94 - IAmManbearpig (04/25/2013) [-]
Springfield
User avatar #59 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
You're from NH then why are you wuting read a newspaper, watch the news, get off of FJ and get with current events.
User avatar #62 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
i knew nh had that i just didnt understand your grammar
User avatar #63 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Said the man who replied with and I quote "im an nh."
User avatar #64 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
that was on purose
User avatar #65 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
"France is just getting on that," said everyone in Vermont, New Hampshire, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Washington D.C., Iowa and Washington.

There you go fixed.
User avatar #66 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
gracias
User avatar #67 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
No hay problema ha sido un placer.
#42 - Damn they decompose fast in this story it's like instantaneous. 04/25/2013 on Till Death do we part.. +5
#43 - Found the virgin 04/25/2013 on hey sugar tits -2
#32 - With explosive diarrhea anything is possible. 04/25/2013 on impossibru 0
#49 - France is just getting on that said everyone in Vermont, New H…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage +1
User avatar #51 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #57 - thatguywhohasbacon (04/25/2013) [-]
gay marriage is legal in all of the states he listed, it has been in Massachusetts since 2004(?), most of the states listed have had gay marriage legal for a few years now, with the exception of New York which made it legal in 2011 and Washington state which legalized it in December of last year. Maine also legalized it some time last year if I remember correctly.
User avatar #56 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
gay marriage is already legal in those states you see America most of the times works from the states to the national level not the other way around.
User avatar #58 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
im an nh
User avatar #91 - IAmManbearpig (04/25/2013) [-]
NH master race
User avatar #93 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
town? hampton here
User avatar #94 - IAmManbearpig (04/25/2013) [-]
Springfield
User avatar #59 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
You're from NH then why are you wuting read a newspaper, watch the news, get off of FJ and get with current events.
User avatar #62 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
i knew nh had that i just didnt understand your grammar
User avatar #63 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Said the man who replied with and I quote "im an nh."
User avatar #64 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
that was on purose
User avatar #65 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
"France is just getting on that," said everyone in Vermont, New Hampshire, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Washington D.C., Iowa and Washington.

There you go fixed.
User avatar #66 - Aleafe (04/25/2013) [-]
gracias
User avatar #67 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
No hay problema ha sido un placer.
#104 - I'm not talking from the outside I'm talking about child suppo…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2013 on O'rly? +6
User avatar #199 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
Much like asschwitz was saying, I did mean that women shouldn't be getting any more money than the man would have gotten. I wasn't really responding to your story in specific, but more of how in general, courts tend to give women more when it comes to when the parents break up and the woman has to care for the children than man and how unequally treated they are. And I left for school, which is why it took so long to reply.
User avatar #133 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I think what he was saying is the courts shouldn't decided what you get/don't get based on gender, but instead should base it off of your financial situation, your income, and similar things. I'm not saying the court you went to didn't do that, but a disappointing amount of courts in the US tend to bias towards women.
#163 - rowenaq (04/25/2013) [-]
... how do you know that?
#139 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Well lets be honest asschwitz. In most cases historically women have made less money and have possession of the children which is why they tend to lean that way. Now I agree with you that a court shouldn't side with a woman just because she is a woman, but lumping all single divorced mothers together as charity cases and drags on the system is ludicrous.

Pic of Dachau not related.
User avatar #141 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I would love to continue this debate, but I have to leave for school, so I'll see around later sometime and I wish a happy Thursday.
#55 - Picture 04/25/2013 on this guy +2
#99 - Congratulations what was his profession and where do you live …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/25/2013 on O'rly? +6
User avatar #102 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
We had to move across the country and buy a new house in an exurb of Nashville. He's also paying for college for my brother all by himself, too.

Life sucks when you have a single parent, but whether or not it's a male or female parent shouldn't determine how much support is given from the outside.
User avatar #104 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm not talking from the outside I'm talking about child support alone that is all my mother took, and she deserved it because she wasn't the only person involved in bringing me into the world. Plus she was a nurse who made an ok salary and we both lived in South Jersey which with taxes and the fact that NJ is the most densely populated state making land expensive, caused our expenses to be hire than most. And since my parents both bought that house with their combined incomes in mind she couldn't afford to live there on her own. So your saying she should go to the poor house or move with me because my dad decided to ditch us for some random bitch. Fuck that I say she should have went for alimony too.
User avatar #199 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
Much like asschwitz was saying, I did mean that women shouldn't be getting any more money than the man would have gotten. I wasn't really responding to your story in specific, but more of how in general, courts tend to give women more when it comes to when the parents break up and the woman has to care for the children than man and how unequally treated they are. And I left for school, which is why it took so long to reply.
User avatar #133 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I think what he was saying is the courts shouldn't decided what you get/don't get based on gender, but instead should base it off of your financial situation, your income, and similar things. I'm not saying the court you went to didn't do that, but a disappointing amount of courts in the US tend to bias towards women.
#163 - rowenaq (04/25/2013) [-]
... how do you know that?
#139 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Well lets be honest asschwitz. In most cases historically women have made less money and have possession of the children which is why they tend to lean that way. Now I agree with you that a court shouldn't side with a woman just because she is a woman, but lumping all single divorced mothers together as charity cases and drags on the system is ludicrous.

Pic of Dachau not related.
User avatar #141 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I would love to continue this debate, but I have to leave for school, so I'll see around later sometime and I wish a happy Thursday.
#97 - Yea I totally agree like the time my piece of shit dad skipped…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/25/2013 on O'rly? +23
User avatar #105 - toughactintinactin (04/25/2013) [-]
Same kind of situation, my mom is a nuclear medicine technologists. She makes just enough to get by and feed me and my two brothers. My dad currently owes over $10,000 in arrears and is dragging his feet with his employer so that my mom isn't seeing a penny. Honestly my mom is the most strong, hardworking, and independent women i have ever met, and my dad is a cowardly bitch who can't even look his kids in the eye.
User avatar #98 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
My dad had to raise my brother and me all by himself and had no help financially or in pretty much any other way.
User avatar #99 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Congratulations what was his profession and where do you live (not exactly but metropolitan area)
User avatar #102 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
We had to move across the country and buy a new house in an exurb of Nashville. He's also paying for college for my brother all by himself, too.

Life sucks when you have a single parent, but whether or not it's a male or female parent shouldn't determine how much support is given from the outside.
User avatar #104 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm not talking from the outside I'm talking about child support alone that is all my mother took, and she deserved it because she wasn't the only person involved in bringing me into the world. Plus she was a nurse who made an ok salary and we both lived in South Jersey which with taxes and the fact that NJ is the most densely populated state making land expensive, caused our expenses to be hire than most. And since my parents both bought that house with their combined incomes in mind she couldn't afford to live there on her own. So your saying she should go to the poor house or move with me because my dad decided to ditch us for some random bitch. Fuck that I say she should have went for alimony too.
User avatar #199 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
Much like asschwitz was saying, I did mean that women shouldn't be getting any more money than the man would have gotten. I wasn't really responding to your story in specific, but more of how in general, courts tend to give women more when it comes to when the parents break up and the woman has to care for the children than man and how unequally treated they are. And I left for school, which is why it took so long to reply.
User avatar #133 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I think what he was saying is the courts shouldn't decided what you get/don't get based on gender, but instead should base it off of your financial situation, your income, and similar things. I'm not saying the court you went to didn't do that, but a disappointing amount of courts in the US tend to bias towards women.
#163 - rowenaq (04/25/2013) [-]
... how do you know that?
#139 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Well lets be honest asschwitz. In most cases historically women have made less money and have possession of the children which is why they tend to lean that way. Now I agree with you that a court shouldn't side with a woman just because she is a woman, but lumping all single divorced mothers together as charity cases and drags on the system is ludicrous.

Pic of Dachau not related.
User avatar #141 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I would love to continue this debate, but I have to leave for school, so I'll see around later sometime and I wish a happy Thursday.
#96 - It should be Illegal to not buy health insurance. I may be wro… 04/25/2013 on O'rly? 0
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User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of shit?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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