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Date Signed Up:7/08/2012
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#49 - So were you in a coma in high school of course she took it per…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Winner +1
#60 - matzic (03/16/2013) [-]
That's kind of insensitive.
I mean I know we all like to see teenage girls as stupid bitches with no inherent value, because their collective opinions are often so stupid. But We don't know who this girl is, she could have been abused or some shit. I mean the joke is still clever, and I am thumbing the post. But the guy is kind of a douche if hes saying that to the girl and shes kind of just an innocent fuck up. I mean I can empathize if shes egotistical, it which event that's just kind of playful teen trolling. But if shes just this innocent girl who likes sex a lot then saying fuck her who cares is kind of exemplary of whats wrong with the world.
User avatar #64 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/16/2013) [-]
Whats more wrong with the word is all the people that are way super over sensitive about every little fucking thing that ever gets said. I'd rather have a world of people that didn't give a fuck than a world of whiny little bitches that find every thing mean.
#65 - matzic (03/16/2013) [-]
Yeah but are we really faced with the option of those two extremes. I mean theres being playfully rude and being an asshole, but then theirs being a complete douche. If a few select people are fucking with you then fine, that's just life. But when everyone's collectively being an asshole to you that's not okay. I'm not saying we should go forth and pass a bunch of dumb ass laws that will only stir shit. I'm just saying when everybody else is fucking with this bitch, you don't need jump on the bandwagon. If in this case she is the target of the collective, which we don't know if she is.
#277 - Picture 03/16/2013 on Moose vs Train +13
#461 - No I'm white. 03/16/2013 on We need help, funnyjunkers! +3
#49 - Wow now I know I've gone to far on fj today thanks amp 03/15/2013 on AMP 740 0
#17 - I live in China and I have no problem going on any site I want…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/15/2013 on We need help, funnyjunkers! +146
#361 - megaali (03/16/2013) [-]
well, I salute you from Iran with 27 KB/s and a freegate that disconnect every 2 minutes.
User avatar #251 - srskate (03/15/2013) [-]
What are your opinions on Tor and Freenet?
User avatar #21 - rheago (03/15/2013) [-]
Can you read minds?
User avatar #461 - newsmyrna (03/16/2013) [-]
No I'm white.
#377 - lamarisagoodname (03/16/2013) [-]
nice
#277 - pkmntrainerruby has deleted their comment.
#81 - babyanalraper (03/15/2013) [-]
I needed something to laugh at. Thank you!
User avatar #22 - superstroke (03/15/2013) [-]
i loled
#450 - wraththefurious (03/16/2013) [-]
nice avatar
#21 - Picture 03/15/2013 on Everything is possible... +31
#31 - with an acetylene torch some workers and a truck. 03/13/2013 on Japan 2 years after 0
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on facebook(9000+) +5
#22 - Absolute Madman Comment deleted by newsmyrna
#24 - Didn't Bruce Lee's kid kill himself with a blank on accident. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Close Call 0
User avatar #27 - fantomen (03/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that whole situation was a clusterfuck of things you aren't supposed to do with guns.

Because of some ignorance by an amateur prop guy one of the guns on set had a bullet (just the lead part) stuck in the barrel. No one could see this, so when they use the gun to fire a blank, the gun powder in the blank shot the old bullet out of the barrel, hitting and killing Brandon Lee.
#76 - I think these posts are just atheists troll ing I really have…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Oh boy here we go +12
User avatar #81 - drldrl (03/13/2013) [-]
No, there really is people like that.
There was a girl in one of my classes once that said she didn't believe dinosaurs existed because God wouldn't kill his own creations.
User avatar #94 - zorororonoa (03/13/2013) [-]
There was a dude in my class who didn't believe in dinosaurs because he claimed that there couldn't be any because Adam and Eve were strictly the first life created. The Bible clearly states that plants and animals were created before humans. I just want to ask people like that, "Do you even read bro?"
User avatar #91 - melontwilight (03/13/2013) [-]
>God wouldn't kill his own creations.
>Noah's Ark, drowned the world
>The first born of every Egyptian family during the Passover
>The egyptians again after the Red sea was returned (after Moses parted it)
>The populations of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah burnt to death by a rain of sulphur
And that's just some (of the Human deaths) that I remember right off hand from when I went to church as a child.

Sometimes I wonder if Christians even read the Bible.
User avatar #102 - hydraetis (03/13/2013) [-]
They have a severe tendency to ignore everything in the bible like that. Or they find some ridiculous way to somehow "interpret" that shit into something involving god being a super awesome guy.
#84 - Picture 03/13/2013 on THE PENILE BREAK +1
#37 - Time for a new oven 03/13/2013 on Lord Have Mercy On Us All 0
#23 - it would just have to predict the trajectory of the cue ball y… 03/13/2013 on Interactive Billiards 0
#57 - Comment deleted 03/13/2013 on HELL YEAH AMERICA! 0
#39 - Ok so if a zombie bites you in this universe you don't become … 03/13/2013 on Driving 0
#36 - sure there will be a few stranglers that is what guns are for …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Driving 0
User avatar #37 - amegaara (03/13/2013) [-]
dude dude dude

do you even read?

the guy before me said that in the show everyone in the whole wide world is infected EVERYONE no exception. no one is "not infected" so its not bites that make you a zombie its good old dying
User avatar #39 - newsmyrna (03/13/2013) [-]
Ok so if a zombie bites you in this universe you don't become one unless you die. I honestly don't know I don't watch the show.
#33 - people die stab them in the head then cremation problem solved  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Driving 0
User avatar #34 - amegaara (03/13/2013) [-]
yeah you are going to be there when EVERY SINGLE HUMAN ON EARTH dies right? you talk nonsense boi
User avatar #36 - newsmyrna (03/13/2013) [-]
sure there will be a few stranglers that is what guns are for shoot them in the head then burn them they have to get close to you to infect you biting is a really inconvenient way to transmit disease.
User avatar #37 - amegaara (03/13/2013) [-]
dude dude dude

do you even read?

the guy before me said that in the show everyone in the whole wide world is infected EVERYONE no exception. no one is "not infected" so its not bites that make you a zombie its good old dying
User avatar #39 - newsmyrna (03/13/2013) [-]
Ok so if a zombie bites you in this universe you don't become one unless you die. I honestly don't know I don't watch the show.
#111 - Do you work for Queensland Rail 03/13/2013 on I'm sure they'll never... 0
#135 - Wait who was that guy who played Romeo in the modern adaptatio… 03/13/2013 on Oh, Leo 0
#167 - 3+4+5=12...+8=20 4+5+6=15...+9=24 answer is 24  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on NOPE +4
User avatar #178 - AliCattLovee (03/13/2013) [-]
Thank you :)
#50 - No I noticed she was just a cartoon too. 03/11/2013 on That would be cool. +8
#44 - Don't apologize to me I don't live there. 03/07/2013 on Florida 0
#46 - You son of a bitch. 03/07/2013 on OCD Rage +7
#23 - I miss my home New Smyrna Beach Florida. 03/07/2013 on Florida 0
#22 - Delaware  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Florida 0
User avatar #41 - demandsgayversion (03/07/2013) [-]
I forgot you existed, sorry.
User avatar #44 - newsmyrna (03/07/2013) [-]
Don't apologize to me I don't live there.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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