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newsmyrna

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Date Signed Up:7/08/2012
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#57 - I thought he was the green goblin  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on I Say Yes -4
User avatar #68 - theodordronen (11/08/2013) [-]
pssst, joke.
#50 - He said it was fun. Give him a break he hasn't been the same s… 11/08/2013 on 10\10 Flawless Entry +4
#179 - Nice gesture, but he probably should of went with cheap and re… 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#235 - Yea that sounds like the only good solution. Happy trails. 11/08/2013 on Healthcare 0
#36 - Sure why not an anorexic, but to be honest there are a lot mor…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Heuhuehue +1
#56 - petagriffeenisafag (11/06/2013) [-]
You're pretty disrespectful for someone who didn't actually read his comment.

While I might not agree fully, his argument was that we shouldn't provide anything for the people that do this to themselves. Nothing. So it wouldn't be cheaper to give them free shit.

And are you seriously doubting people would not become fat for free shit, people throw themselves in front of cars and fall face first onto wet floors for insurance money. And you can bet your ass there will be people who eat averagely and think to themselves 'So what if I get fat, when I do I get a free trainer and free gym membership'
#34 - paying 300 max a month for a personal trainer and a gym member…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Heuhuehue 0
User avatar #35 - sasyboncho (11/06/2013) [-]
Spot on, but you missed entirely what I said. Why don't anorexic people get these gym trainers? They need muscle, too, so why not them? And heck, let's give them a gourmet chef who will make the anorexic person eat! Ehhh no.
#48 - agonix (11/06/2013) [-]
muh negro
User avatar #36 - newsmyrna (11/06/2013) [-]
Sure why not an anorexic, but to be honest there are a lot more fat people than anorexic, and I never said anything about any lavish luxuries like a gourmet chef don't be throwing some bullshit slippery slope argument at me. All I am saying is it would be cheaper to make fat people not fat. Also who the fuck is going to ruin their body and degrade themselves purposefully for free shit.
#56 - petagriffeenisafag (11/06/2013) [-]
You're pretty disrespectful for someone who didn't actually read his comment.

While I might not agree fully, his argument was that we shouldn't provide anything for the people that do this to themselves. Nothing. So it wouldn't be cheaper to give them free shit.

And are you seriously doubting people would not become fat for free shit, people throw themselves in front of cars and fall face first onto wet floors for insurance money. And you can bet your ass there will be people who eat averagely and think to themselves 'So what if I get fat, when I do I get a free trainer and free gym membership'
#15 - Then don't date someone that's not in your race and leave othe… 11/06/2013 on What did he say? +30
#30 - I always thought it would be a good idea to make some incentiv…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Heuhuehue 0
User avatar #33 - sasyboncho (11/06/2013) [-]
Nope, because that's enabling becoming fat so you can get free things. We should just let them die off because it's their own fault. And if it's not their fault, like some sort of disease, then they should just be left alone, there's nothing we can do.
User avatar #34 - newsmyrna (11/06/2013) [-]
paying 300 max a month for a personal trainer and a gym membership along with social security disability for a year or so is a lot cheaper than paying for hospital bills alone not to mention the social security they would be entitled to until they die.
User avatar #35 - sasyboncho (11/06/2013) [-]
Spot on, but you missed entirely what I said. Why don't anorexic people get these gym trainers? They need muscle, too, so why not them? And heck, let's give them a gourmet chef who will make the anorexic person eat! Ehhh no.
#48 - agonix (11/06/2013) [-]
muh negro
User avatar #36 - newsmyrna (11/06/2013) [-]
Sure why not an anorexic, but to be honest there are a lot more fat people than anorexic, and I never said anything about any lavish luxuries like a gourmet chef don't be throwing some bullshit slippery slope argument at me. All I am saying is it would be cheaper to make fat people not fat. Also who the fuck is going to ruin their body and degrade themselves purposefully for free shit.
#56 - petagriffeenisafag (11/06/2013) [-]
You're pretty disrespectful for someone who didn't actually read his comment.

While I might not agree fully, his argument was that we shouldn't provide anything for the people that do this to themselves. Nothing. So it wouldn't be cheaper to give them free shit.

And are you seriously doubting people would not become fat for free shit, people throw themselves in front of cars and fall face first onto wet floors for insurance money. And you can bet your ass there will be people who eat averagely and think to themselves 'So what if I get fat, when I do I get a free trainer and free gym membership'
#51 - I think it turned into ABC Kids or something like that 11/06/2013 on Slave to the booty 0
#128 - isn't that fear of a black hat? 11/06/2013 on The Many Epic Discontinued... 0
#49 - Ottoman 11/05/2013 on Feeling Feels is feeling... 0
#11 - Less annoying when I write which is a problem in and of itself…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Materialistic. 0
User avatar #12 - tenthdivine (11/05/2013) [-]
Ugh I know that feel.. I write right-handed, but hold my hand like a left-handed person (I have no fucking clue what happened) so when I'm writing a long essay or something my hand will be covered it black smudges. But yeah that makes a lot of sense!
#9 - I wear my watch on my right hand because I'm left handed …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Materialistic. +4
User avatar #10 - tenthdivine (11/05/2013) [-]
Really? My father is left-handed as well, but he wears his on his left arm. Why do you wear it on your right arm? Like what difference does it make?
#19 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
I wear my watch on my right hand, and I'm right handed. I don't know why, and I am sometimes asked about it. I just find it uncomfortable.
#13 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
It stops the earth from falling to the left by keeping the ground level.
#15 - tenthdivine (11/05/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ that's fucking adorable
User avatar #11 - newsmyrna (11/05/2013) [-]
Less annoying when I write which is a problem in and of itself because i get ink and pencil stains all over my left hand and arms since in English we write left to right.
User avatar #12 - tenthdivine (11/05/2013) [-]
Ugh I know that feel.. I write right-handed, but hold my hand like a left-handed person (I have no fucking clue what happened) so when I'm writing a long essay or something my hand will be covered it black smudges. But yeah that makes a lot of sense!
#29 - Picture 11/04/2013 on the best NOPE gif ever created 0
#67 - Picture 11/04/2013 on Priorities... +1
#53 - I said i didn't agree with it when i posted it was a joke I li… 11/04/2013 on The Texas Vacation 0
#39 - Nope just Texas is the joke but it was a poor joke at that and…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2013 on The Texas Vacation 0
User avatar #42 - alextehdude (11/03/2013) [-]
Funny, last time I checked Texas's economy, without the US burdening it, is ranked 14th in the world. I think the US would be alot worse if we lost Texas.
User avatar #53 - newsmyrna (11/04/2013) [-]
I said i didn't agree with it when i posted it was a joke I literally said obligatory I like Texas.
#36 - obligatory I like Texas  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2013 on The Texas Vacation -1
#50 - hairyjonson (11/03/2013) [-]
mister i think you got your map wrong
#43 - erpee (11/03/2013) [-]
We could sell it and fix part of the debt, kill 2 birds with one stone.
User avatar #38 - ilikethisusername (11/03/2013) [-]
remove hawaii, alaska, and texas?
User avatar #39 - newsmyrna (11/03/2013) [-]
Nope just Texas is the joke but it was a poor joke at that and your feigned ignorance killed any semblance of humor in it so good job I guess.
User avatar #42 - alextehdude (11/03/2013) [-]
Funny, last time I checked Texas's economy, without the US burdening it, is ranked 14th in the world. I think the US would be alot worse if we lost Texas.
User avatar #53 - newsmyrna (11/04/2013) [-]
I said i didn't agree with it when i posted it was a joke I literally said obligatory I like Texas.
#235 - ******* Netflix screw that if you use Chinese servers y… 11/03/2013 on Thought other people would... 0
#265 - Well what do ya know a study done by an anti-gay rights conser… 11/02/2013 on hypocrisy +2
#22 - O well i'm out you win 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored 0
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
#18 - we shall see  [+] (5 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored +1
#19 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
#20 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
#16 - I guess so  [+] (7 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored +1
#17 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
maybe rape you
#18 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
we shall see
#19 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
#20 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
#14 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Faith In Humanity Restored +1
User avatar #15 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
are you calling me a faggot??
#16 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
I guess so
#17 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
maybe rape you
#18 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
we shall see
#19 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
#20 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
#21 - obeythebiscuits (11/01/2013) [-]
your the cat
User avatar #25 - redstonealchemist (11/01/2013) [-]
my the cat what?
#22 - newsmyrna (11/01/2013) [-]
O well i'm out you win
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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