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#17 - Humans who got along with dogs had a better chance at surviva… 08/12/2014 on Fruit Bat Eating Grapes 0
#8 - well since a croc is around the size of a car in length at the… 08/12/2014 on (untitled) +1
#75 - I currently live in Florida... **** publix go to a wegmans 08/07/2014 on Bolle 0
#46 - Unless you were molested there as a child and the utter though…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Bolle 0
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#67 - playapplepie (08/07/2014) [-]
That place made me rage so fucking hard this past July 4. I visited my family for the week, and on the day of the 4th I went with my aunt to Wegman's to get some beer. Alcohol can only be bought in the "restaurant" part if the store and only there. I was okay with that part. But when we needed ice is when it got complicated. Ice was located on the complete fucking opposite of the whole god damned building. I went all the way the fuck over there and got a bag of ice and brought it all the way back to the other side. When I went to check out the cashier told me I couldn't buy the ice there because it was an item from the grocery part of the store, and could only be bought there. I tried to get the cashier to just let it slide I wasn't being a dick about it, I just asked "Can you just make it happen once?", to which the cashier said no. Then I said something like "come on, it's the 4th of July and it's getting late in the day and there ware other things I need to finish". The cashier then threatening to call store security or some shit even though I wasn't being hostile at all. , but that didn't happen. So I went back to the other side of the fucking building and bought the god damned ice. Fuck that place.
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#51 - averagewhitekid (08/07/2014) [-]
Nah nigga, Publix down in Florida and Georgia is the best
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#75 - newsmyrna (08/07/2014) [-]
I currently live in Florida... fuck publix go to a wegmans
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#68 - playapplepie (08/07/2014) [-]
Publix for life. Fucking amazing subs.
#235 - I used to watch it when I was a kid I haven't thought of it in…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Post that one GIF you never... 0
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#60 - Fat people generally hate hot weather.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on God damn it's Fucking Hot 0
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#66 - nudybooty (07/30/2014) [-]
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#61 - rustic (07/30/2014) [-]
uhhh.... no?
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#112 - I thought the Auschwitz selfie was hilarious. it was a nice li… 07/25/2014 on Cringe comp P.10! It has... +4
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