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#10 - There are two shows, Oni ChiChi is a hentai about a father tha…  [+] (8 replies) 09/17/2016 on Please Ban Me, Mods +7
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#35 - kbvskoolaid (09/17/2016) [-]
that sounds illegal to watch O.o
#36 - newprinny (09/17/2016) [-]
Well it's not like it's real children or anything, so in most places, it's perfectly legal, dood. In some places it is illegal even though it's just cartoon porn, though.
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#37 - kbvskoolaid (09/17/2016) [-]
When you have to read legal documents before watching hentai Lol
#42 - funpunk (09/17/2016) [-]
So in pretty much half of the United States, going to Shadbase is a one-way ticket to jail.
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#54 - kbvskoolaid (09/17/2016) [-]
when you live in mass and cant be a degenerate
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#52 - lobstersamurai (09/17/2016) [-]
Missouri and Tennessee? The states of flowing meth care about this stuff?
#16 - willz (09/17/2016) [-]
the only one you know is hentai... and if its the only one you know then how do explain "there are two shows". I know, the second show is the next season of this and thats how you know there is another one. you dirty bastard.
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#20 - newprinny (09/17/2016) [-]
No, I mean, Kono Bijutsubu ni wa Mondai ga Aru! is one show and Oni ChiChi is another show, dood. The first one isn't hentai and the other one is.
#31 - Picture 09/16/2016 on Trumper Comp47 +3
#25 - I'm not so depressed that I want to kill myself or anything, d…  [+] (1 reply) 09/14/2016 on /B Adventures: Feels greentext +3
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#27 - chemyshawnart (09/14/2016) [-]
That`s nice. I wish you luck and will.
#8 - What is that from, dood?  [+] (1 reply) 09/14/2016 on Sokka and Kattara 0
#15 - painfulsensation (09/15/2016) [-]

Thunderbolt Fantasy
its like a live action anime with dolls
#13 - >be 20 >never had gf >had qt Japanese friend …  [+] (11 replies) 09/14/2016 on /B Adventures: Feels greentext +6
#31 - anon (09/14/2016) [-]
I started dating this girl last year in may meet in person a few times before but it was a long distant relationship
Went to visit her for 2 weeks in July, start of the second week she dumps me. have to stay at her house for 6 more days fml.jpeg
Her reason was the old 'It's not you it's me' shit, still wants to be friends though.
We keep in regular contact for about 2 month then for the most part stops Still speak now an then
Be a year later she's dating a new guy
Starts posting pictures of them on her facebook saying she's never been happy
Statuses how he makes her more happier than anyone ever has ect
Feelslikeshit.png, starts getting to me and become depressed
3 months later get a message from her
He dumped her, she tried to kill herself
She came to be for sympathy and support.
Birch gotta be kidding me. She was not

TLDR: Don't get bitter at selfish bitches, karma will bite them in the ass soon or later.
#33 - newprinny (09/14/2016) [-]
I don't want karma to bite her in the ass, though, dood. As much as I've come to hate her for what she did, I still love her more than that, and I don't want to see her get hurt. I'd still take her back even after everything she's done if she seemed genuinely prepared to commit and not give up as soon as things get hard like she has for the 10 other relationships she went through before me.
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#21 - chemyshawnart (09/14/2016) [-]
Also, I suggest you take up martial arts as a hobby. Beating people up (or better yet, being beaten up) can strengthen your will to live. You'll keep being a walking dead until another girl or time heals you.
#25 - newprinny (09/14/2016) [-]
I'm not so depressed that I want to kill myself or anything, dood. I only get bummed out when I try to go to bed or when I shower and I'm just alone with my thoughts and nothing to distract myself, but I've gotten better from not being able to sleep at all to just really shitty sleep. The more I'm around other people, the better I get, and I've been prowling tinder and telling my friends to keep an eye out for any single Asian or Latina girls that might be interested in me so hopefully I'll get lucky soon and can find someone new.
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#27 - chemyshawnart (09/14/2016) [-]
That`s nice. I wish you luck and will.
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#20 - chemyshawnart (09/14/2016) [-]
If it helps I think your saltiness is justified. At least now you know not to inflict the same experience on another girl.

I did that to a girl back a few years ago. She was very innocent (daughter of a pastor) and unknowing of the world, squirms at every little thing that`s bad. When I realized that I was dating her just for the social status of having a girl, being the pussy shitlord I was, I never clearly said to break up, just growing more and more distant hoping she`ll get the message. She did, eventually.

Fast forward a few years with no contact, we met 6 months ago when I went back from overseas during semester holiday. A mutual friend asked me to hang out and I was surprised when she was there. That day went okay with just a slight awkwardness. When it was time to head back and because the friend had went home ahead, it wad just the two of us.

She said, "I still miss you, you know." and started crying into my chest in the middle of a crowded shopping center. I knew I had to be firm and just stared coldly, resisting the urge to hug and comfort her. Last I heard she enrolled into an acting school in Australia (bearing in mind she knew I enrolled to a film school)

I definitely changed her, for better or worse.
#24 - anon (09/14/2016) [-]
Why couldn't you comfort her? You left her without any sort of closure and it still hurts her years later, and still you just stood there and didn't hug her back, apologise, or anything? You're either a coward or a total dick.
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#26 - chemyshawnart (09/14/2016) [-]
I`m hoping being a dick makes it easier for her to move on
#28 - anon (09/14/2016) [-]
Giving her some closure would have done that. You left her with nothing but questions. She doesn't know if she did something wrong, if you fell for someone else... There are a million possibilities, and not knowing just makes moving on even harder.
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#29 - chemyshawnart (09/14/2016) [-]
...that`s true. I guess you`re right about giving her closure.

Next time login so I can thank you properly, amazing anon.
#17 - calvintroll (09/14/2016) [-]
nothing hurts as much as being love broken like that cuz you literally cant do shit about it.
i feel you bro.
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 09/14/2016 on dont kinkshame andra +1
#7 - redbrutal (09/14/2016) [-]
This nigga gets it