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Date Signed Up:1/07/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
Location:Americaville
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#110 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2014) [-]
****					 I CANT SEE PMs   
   
But hey you're back for the moment.
**** I CANT SEE PMs

But hey you're back for the moment.
User avatar #111 to #110 - newmainman (07/01/2014) [-]
Yep, just thought id pop in and see how things are going for ya.
#112 to #111 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2014) [-]
well I'm not dead so I guess you can figure the rest out.
well I'm not dead so I guess you can figure the rest out.
#114 to #112 - newmainman (08/01/2014) [-]
Back again lol. SIte was being weird for me, so i brushed it off again. How've you been man?
#109 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2013) [-]
See you over the stars.
#103 - felixjarl (07/08/2013) [-]
I saw your post and well. I decided to have a little fun.
#104 to #103 - newmainman (07/08/2013) [-]
You have no idea how excited i am right now.
You have no idea how excited i am right now.
#105 to #104 - felixjarl (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh and give hypnotoadtrance some credit aswell, he was the one who set me on the task.
#106 to #105 - newmainman (07/08/2013) [-]
It shall be done. Gold stars for the both of ya's.
#99 - liffian (04/07/2013) [-]
Hey bud, hows life going for ya?
#100 to #99 - newmainman (04/07/2013) [-]
You know what, it's actually going pretty great. Met a great girl the other night, we seemed to have clicked pretty well so that's a plus. Aside from that though, just been busy looking for work and browsing the internet. How about you guy?
User avatar #101 to #100 - liffian (04/09/2013) [-]
Sweet, I'm glad things are going so well for you. And yeah I'm doing alright, I work, I play, I sleep. ***** pretty cool. Not too much going on right now but it's nice to live the quiet life sometimes.
User avatar #102 to #101 - newmainman (04/10/2013) [-]
I hear that, been enjoying the quite for a while now, i need to go out and something fun sometime..
#87 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
You appear to be..

Lonely.
#88 to #87 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
Ha ha what me? No, no way man. Me being lonely? ha, no way.......oh god it's crushing loneliness..
#89 to #88 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
I see that.   
   
Why is that?
I see that.

Why is that?
#90 to #89 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I....I don't know.
#91 to #90 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
More rather, why does it matter this much to you?   
   
Don't you enjoy the silence?
More rather, why does it matter this much to you?

Don't you enjoy the silence?
#92 to #91 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I do now and again, just always nice to have something to reply to on me on profile.

Because sometimes, the silence lasts too long, and i start to think about things.
#93 to #92 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not all as glamorous. You could be like me, and constantly have 						********					 getting your attention.
It's not all as glamorous. You could be like me, and constantly have ******** getting your attention.
#94 to #93 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
But those are my favorite people to reply to.
User avatar #95 to #94 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, I guess someone has to enjoy it.
#96 to #95 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm that rage cactus.
I'm that rage cactus.
#97 to #96 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm that president now.
User avatar #81 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh hey newmainman, how are you?
#82 to #81 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
I am great thanks for asking! How are you?
User avatar #83 to #82 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
I am also great! Noticed you didn't have anyone posting on your profile for about 6 months so I thought i'd say hello!
#84 to #83 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Well hot damn! I truly do enjoy receiving questions from time to time! Hell, i enjoy it all the time. Appreciate the gesture!
Well hot damn! I truly do enjoy receiving questions from time to time! Hell, i enjoy it all the time. Appreciate the gesture!
User avatar #85 to #84 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Not a problem! Hey, have a great day. And oh, by the way, your face is the sex.
#86 to #85 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Right back at ya!
User avatar #73 to #72 - hundredninjas (09/28/2012) [-]
How you been doing stranger.
User avatar #74 to #73 - newmainman (09/29/2012) [-]
Been pretty good. Been working a lot lately. Hows about you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - hundredninjas (09/29/2012) [-]
Same, Kinda just got back in states. :( Bored with nothings to do. Think i'm going back over seas in a couple weeks though.
User avatar #76 to #75 - newmainman (10/01/2012) [-]
Well thanks for saying hey before you takes off! It's been so boring on here...
User avatar #77 to #76 - hundredninjas (10/03/2012) [-]
i got a new job. less stress better hours lower pay :P...

no more fun people :( ... Buts i'm here so : D Smile!
User avatar #78 to #77 - newmainman (10/03/2012) [-]
Well the less stress part is awesome ha, what are you doing for work now?

Bah, there were hardly ever any fun people on here...
#69 - hundredninjas (04/03/2012) [-]
Who wants Hugs!!!!!
Who wants Hugs!!!!!
#63 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
h ttp://w [url deleted] m/watch?v=1HjS9-z703o
User avatar #65 to #83 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
Dammit anon. Get your **** together!
#61 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
****** .
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User avatar #60 - tylermcall (03/21/2012) [-]
Steal a bike you ***** .
#62 to #80 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
I can afford to actually buy one.
User avatar #64 to #82 - tylermcall (03/21/2012) [-]
Oh lord your my boss! so how bout that new watermelon?
#58 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
Sup ***** ?
#59 to #78 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
Not a lot. You know, just  being black and all.
Not a lot. You know, just being black and all.
#57 to #76 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
b...but...BWAH?!
b...but...BWAH?!
User avatar #53 - fredrikakawtf (03/21/2012) [-]
You're a ****** !
#55 to #73 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
This....is news to me..
#52 - anonymous (03/21/2012) [-]
some one rolled dubs now i have to call you a ******
#45 to #62 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
You're back :D:D:D
#46 to #63 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
:P kinda, still really busy.
:P kinda, still really busy.
#47 to #64 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
Seizure inducing .gif makes up for it. How've you been though?
Seizure inducing .gif makes up for it. How've you been though?
User avatar #48 to #65 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
Not bad, just busy :( no time for anything; And yourself?
User avatar #49 to #66 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
The very same sadly, been super busy with college and classes. That and having to constantly work at home. So i hardly have any free time.. :C
User avatar #50 to #67 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
is it just me or when u leave for awhile and comeback. 90 percent of FJ post suck?
User avatar #51 to #68 - newmainman (08/25/2011) [-]
Right?
#28 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
Don't know if you've heard, but Old World Blues was pushed back to July 19th.

It was supposed to have already been released this month.

Feels bad, man.
User avatar #29 to #44 - newmainman (06/30/2011) [-]
What's that? Name sounds super familiar.
#30 to #45 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
The newest DLC for F:NV

Raises the level cap to 45, you can respec your character, talking toasters, energy axes, and robot scorpians, man!

And Honest Hearts was such dissapoint...
#31 to #46 - newmainman (06/30/2011) [-]
Level cap is already 45 for me i think. But Talking toasters?! Where is this abomination?! I must have at least one..On the note of honest hearts, yes i was very dissapoint...
#32 to #47 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
I know, right?
#33 to #48 - newmainman (07/01/2011) [-]
You're into the pony thing too..?
#34 to #49 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2011) [-]
Nope, proud neutral.
Don't tell me you were about to get all rectum-wrecked about it, too.
The **** does not get that serious.
#35 to #50 - newmainman (07/01/2011) [-]
I'm a very proud neutral as well. So no, i will not "get all rectum-wrecked" about it. Thank you very much. High five for neutrality?
#36 to #51 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2011) [-]
No high fives.

Respek knuckles.
User avatar #38 to #53 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
So what is it with you and Bush, anyway? That like your online persona or are you just like a serious patriot?
#39 to #54 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Idk, i suppose online persona, there's just so many suitable reaction pics of him.
#40 to #55 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
Yeah, that was just bugging the hell out of me.
#41 to #56 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Lol bad bugging or what?
#42 to #57 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
It's just disturbing, I just needed to know what was up with that.
#43 to #58 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Lol well that's the story. Like i said, just fun to use. Kinda feel awkward now..
#20 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
When the neuclear holocaust happens, don't get ghoulified.

I'm not gonna waste the bullets.
User avatar #21 to #36 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
Nope, that's when I pull out the mini nukes...
User avatar #22 to #37 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
...Touche', worthy adversary.

Touche' indeed.
User avatar #23 to #38 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
Ha, you're worth at least one mini nuke.
User avatar #24 to #39 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
And you, and Incendiary .50 caliber BMG round through the roof of the mouth.
With love, of course. (no homo)
User avatar #25 to #40 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
(no homo) I don't know if you're worth the .50 cal, but definitely worth at least a Solid slug to the back of the head.
User avatar #26 to #41 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
What about a "friendly nudge" off of the balcony of the Lucky 38?
User avatar #27 to #42 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
I don't know about the Lucky 38, but maybe Tenpenny Tower..
#18 - hundredninjas (05/18/2011) [-]
should i post this or no?
User avatar #19 to #32 - newmainman (05/18/2011) [-]
Lol yes!
#12 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
<(^_^<)
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#14 to #25 - newmainman (05/13/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, but this just felt so appropriate. (>^_^)>
#15 to #27 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
Did i just win a prize? i got a none W pic out of you :P
Did i just win a prize? i got a none W pic out of you :P
#16 to #28 - newmainman (05/13/2011) [-]
Yes, but you only get one :D
#17 to #29 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
lol GW i never knew xD
lol GW i never knew xD
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