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#1 - For those that don't know who this is, it's Casey Anthony.. 05/12/2013 on mudders day +1
#214 - Already called it. 05/12/2013 on Nice guy 0
#8 - Someone with a better imagination than my own. 05/12/2013 on Mods +12
#10 - Picture 05/12/2013 on Stupidity +2
#63 - I'm only nice because I want to fuck you in the ass. 05/12/2013 on Nice guy +6
#28 - Picture 05/08/2013 on Silly old bear... +1
#155 - Mhmm. 05/07/2013 on This Guy Should Be Some... 0
#149 - how can i help?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on This Guy Should Be Some... 0
User avatar #151 - sierraoneoneseven (05/07/2013) [-]
Aren't i supposed to get to a certain comment level
User avatar #155 - newmainman (05/07/2013) [-]
Mhmm.
#53 - mhmmm... 05/06/2013 on grandma no +2
#76 - Glad to hear it, i'm losing weight now by cutting out a few th…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Do want +1
User avatar #78 - jalthelas (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was 233, got down to 198.

I was 198 back in November, haven't been working out as much as I should be,
but I'm flying back out to live with him for a couple more months after I graduate.

I've probably gained a little bit, but I'm gonna burn most of it off in this next month before I leave.
User avatar #80 - jalthelas (05/02/2013) [-]
He thinks that my plateau should be between 180 and 190.

From there, I won't have much fat left to burn off, so I can just focus solely on muscle building.
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#99 - liffian (04/07/2013) [-]
Hey bud, hows life going for ya?
#100 to #99 - newmainman (04/07/2013) [-]
You know what, it's actually going pretty great. Met a great girl the other night, we seemed to have clicked pretty well so that's a plus. Aside from that though, just been busy looking for work and browsing the internet. How about you guy?
User avatar #101 to #100 - liffian (04/09/2013) [-]
Sweet, I'm glad things are going so well for you. And yeah I'm doing alright, I work, I play, I sleep. Shits pretty cool. Not too much going on right now but it's nice to live the quiet life sometimes.
User avatar #102 to #101 - newmainman (04/10/2013) [-]
I hear that, been enjoying the quite for a while now, i need to go out and something fun sometime..
#87 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
You appear to be..

Lonely.
#88 to #87 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
Ha ha what me? No, no way man. Me being lonely? ha, no way.......oh god it's crushing loneliness..
#89 to #88 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
I see that.   
   
Why is that?
I see that.

Why is that?
#90 to #89 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I....I don't know.
#91 to #90 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
More rather, why does it matter this much to you?   
   
Don't you enjoy the silence?
More rather, why does it matter this much to you?

Don't you enjoy the silence?
#92 to #91 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I do now and again, just always nice to have something to reply to on me on profile.

Because sometimes, the silence lasts too long, and i start to think about things.
#93 to #92 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not all as glamorous. You could be like me, and constantly have dipshits getting your attention.
It's not all as glamorous. You could be like me, and constantly have dipshits getting your attention.
#94 to #93 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
But those are my favorite people to reply to.
User avatar #95 to #94 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, I guess someone has to enjoy it.
#96 to #95 - newmainman (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm that rage cactus.
I'm that rage cactus.
#97 to #96 - hateandwhiskey (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm that president now.
User avatar #81 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh hey newmainman, how are you?
#82 to #81 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
I am great thanks for asking! How are you?
User avatar #83 to #82 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
I am also great! Noticed you didn't have anyone posting on your profile for about 6 months so I thought i'd say hello!
#84 to #83 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Well hot damn! I truly do enjoy receiving questions from time to time! Hell, i enjoy it all the time. Appreciate the gesture!
Well hot damn! I truly do enjoy receiving questions from time to time! Hell, i enjoy it all the time. Appreciate the gesture!
User avatar #85 to #84 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Not a problem! Hey, have a great day. And oh, by the way, your face is the sex.
#86 to #85 - newmainman (03/08/2013) [-]
Right back at ya!
User avatar #73 to #72 - hundredninjas (09/28/2012) [-]
How you been doing stranger.
User avatar #74 to #73 - newmainman (09/29/2012) [-]
Been pretty good. Been working a lot lately. Hows about you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - hundredninjas (09/29/2012) [-]
Same, Kinda just got back in states. :( Bored with nothings to do. Think i'm going back over seas in a couple weeks though.
User avatar #76 to #75 - newmainman (10/01/2012) [-]
Well thanks for saying hey before you takes off! It's been so boring on here...
User avatar #77 to #76 - hundredninjas (10/03/2012) [-]
i got a new job. less stress better hours lower pay :P...

no more fun people :( ... Buts i'm here so : D Smile!
User avatar #78 to #77 - newmainman (10/03/2012) [-]
Well the less stress part is awesome ha, what are you doing for work now?

Bah, there were hardly ever any fun people on here...
#69 - hundredninjas (04/03/2012) [-]
Who wants Hugs!!!!!
Who wants Hugs!!!!!
#70 to #95 - newmainman (05/09/2012) [-]
Dubya wants hugs :D
#63 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
h ttp://w [url deleted] m/watch?v=1HjS9-z703o
User avatar #65 to #83 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
Dammit anon. Get your shit together!
#61 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
Nigger.
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User avatar #60 - tylermcall (03/21/2012) [-]
Steal a bike you nigga.
#62 to #80 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
I can afford to actually buy one.
User avatar #64 to #82 - tylermcall (03/21/2012) [-]
Oh lord your my boss! so how bout that new watermelon?
#58 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
Sup nigga?
#59 to #78 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
Not a lot. You know, just  being black and all.
Not a lot. You know, just being black and all.
#56 - malako (03/21/2012) [-]
NIGGER!!!
#57 to #76 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
b...but...BWAH?!
b...but...BWAH?!
User avatar #53 - fredrikakawtf (03/21/2012) [-]
You're a nigger!
#55 to #73 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [-]
This....is news to me..
#52 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
some one rolled dubs now i have to call you a nigger
#45 to #62 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
You're back :D:D:D
#46 to #63 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
:P kinda, still really busy.
:P kinda, still really busy.
#47 to #64 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
Seizure inducing .gif makes up for it. How've you been though?
Seizure inducing .gif makes up for it. How've you been though?
User avatar #48 to #65 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
Not bad, just busy :( no time for anything; And yourself?
User avatar #49 to #66 - newmainman (08/24/2011) [-]
The very same sadly, been super busy with college and classes. That and having to constantly work at home. So i hardly have any free time.. :C
User avatar #50 to #67 - hundredninjas (08/24/2011) [-]
is it just me or when u leave for awhile and comeback. 90 percent of FJ post suck?
User avatar #51 to #68 - newmainman (08/25/2011) [-]
Right?
#28 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
Don't know if you've heard, but Old World Blues was pushed back to July 19th.

It was supposed to have already been released this month.

Feels bad, man.
User avatar #29 to #44 - newmainman (06/30/2011) [-]
What's that? Name sounds super familiar.
#30 to #45 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
The newest DLC for F:NV

Raises the level cap to 45, you can respec your character, talking toasters, energy axes, and robot scorpians, man!

And Honest Hearts was such dissapoint...
#31 to #46 - newmainman (06/30/2011) [-]
Level cap is already 45 for me i think. But Talking toasters?! Where is this abomination?! I must have at least one..On the note of honest hearts, yes i was very dissapoint...
#32 to #47 - hateandwhiskey (06/30/2011) [-]
I know, right?
#33 to #48 - newmainman (07/01/2011) [-]
You're into the pony thing too..?
#34 to #49 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2011) [-]
Nope, proud neutral.
Don't tell me you were about to get all rectum-wrecked about it, too.
The shit does not get that serious.
#35 to #50 - newmainman (07/01/2011) [-]
I'm a very proud neutral as well. So no, i will not "get all rectum-wrecked" about it. Thank you very much. High five for neutrality?
#36 to #51 - hateandwhiskey (07/01/2011) [-]
No high fives.

Respek knuckles.
User avatar #38 to #53 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
So what is it with you and Bush, anyway? That like your online persona or are you just like a serious patriot?
#39 to #54 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Idk, i suppose online persona, there's just so many suitable reaction pics of him.
#40 to #55 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
Yeah, that was just bugging the hell out of me.
#41 to #56 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Lol bad bugging or what?
#42 to #57 - hateandwhiskey (07/02/2011) [-]
It's just disturbing, I just needed to know what was up with that.
#43 to #58 - newmainman (07/02/2011) [-]
Lol well that's the story. Like i said, just fun to use. Kinda feel awkward now..
#20 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
When the neuclear holocaust happens, don't get ghoulified.

I'm not gonna waste the bullets.
User avatar #21 to #36 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
Nope, that's when I pull out the mini nukes...
User avatar #22 to #37 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
...Touche', worthy adversary.

Touche' indeed.
User avatar #23 to #38 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
Ha, you're worth at least one mini nuke.
User avatar #24 to #39 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
And you, and Incendiary .50 caliber BMG round through the roof of the mouth.
With love, of course. (no homo)
User avatar #25 to #40 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
(no homo) I don't know if you're worth the .50 cal, but definitely worth at least a Solid slug to the back of the head.
User avatar #26 to #41 - hateandwhiskey (05/25/2011) [-]
What about a "friendly nudge" off of the balcony of the Lucky 38?
User avatar #27 to #42 - newmainman (05/25/2011) [-]
I don't know about the Lucky 38, but maybe Tenpenny Tower..
#18 - hundredninjas (05/18/2011) [-]
should i post this or no?
User avatar #19 to #32 - newmainman (05/18/2011) [-]
Lol yes!
#12 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
<(^_^<)
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#14 to #25 - newmainman (05/13/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, but this just felt so appropriate. (>^_^)>
#15 to #27 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
Did i just win a prize? i got a none W pic out of you :P
Did i just win a prize? i got a none W pic out of you :P
#16 to #28 - newmainman (05/13/2011) [-]
Yes, but you only get one :D
#17 to #29 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
lol GW i never knew xD
lol GW i never knew xD
#13 to #22 - hundredninjas (05/13/2011) [-]
Yeah Y U No Reply To the W with real words?
Yeah Y U No Reply To the W with real words?
#10 to #22 - newmainman (05/02/2011) [-]
Y U NO RESPOND WITH REAL WORDS?!
#5 - xXmrboomXx **User deleted account** (04/30/2011) [-]
You are awesome! i gave dedz to you in my firest ever comic ^.^
#6 to #17 - newmainman (04/30/2011) [-]
Hey thanks man. Keep up with the comics, and send me a link to that first ever comic so i can save that shit ha.
#7 to #18 - xXmrboomXx **User deleted account** (05/01/2011) [-]
Anytime i will always give you dedz.
User avatar #8 to #19 - newmainman (05/01/2011) [-]
Thanks man, i'll make sure to throw your name in on some of my content too ha.
#11 to #20 - xXmrboomXx **User deleted account** (05/02/2011) [-]
Thank you :).
#1 - hundredninjas (04/21/2011) [-]
Lets see you're missing something?
Lets see you're missing something?
#2 to #13 - hundredninjas (04/21/2011) [-]
Delete this i kick your butt.

and you're in trouble mister you didn't join the random dance party on some strangers tread either lol
#4 to #14 - newmainman (04/30/2011) [-]
I just now realized i never said thanks for the gold star. *gasp* I'm a terrible person. But thanks for the star :{D
#3 to #14 - newmainman (04/21/2011) [-]
Gasp i missed one...damn...
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