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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
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#8 - your failskills make it look like he is wearing a white swimming cap 07/22/2010 on giving it up -4
#23 - get it!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2010 on The god your god could look... +1
#24 - thedeadimortal (07/22/2010) [-]
i shall and the i will be a semi god like thingy that smells like a man
#62 - that yacht is probably more expensive than my country...  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2010 on AMAZING CONCEPT YACHT +3
#76 - FalconSoaring (07/22/2010) [-]
What country is that? China?
User avatar #78 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
....Ireland...
#79 - FalconSoaring (07/22/2010) [-]
Ireland is worth something. It has those guys who talk funny.
User avatar #80 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
hey i'm one of those guys!
#81 - FalconSoaring (07/22/2010) [-]
Sweet!
#24 - at first i was like :) then i was like :D, and i stayed like t… 07/22/2010 on Release The Kraken 0
#18 - she was probably thinking "damn, this is just like kissin… 07/22/2010 on Kiss prank +1
#28 - ^this 07/22/2010 on Looks like his face DON GOOFED 0
#27 - you are being a thumbwhore, but i did lol so i guess i have to… 07/22/2010 on Looks like his face DON GOOFED 0
#74 - i loved the flyguy 221483 was really good too 07/22/2010 on Google Searches Part 2 +2
#53 - :D 07/22/2010 on Demotivationals +3
#49 - don't let it get to you, i'm sure it was all in good fun  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2010 on Demotivationals +3
#52 - ObscurityXX (07/22/2010) [-]
Oh I know, I'm not really upset, he's just messing with me lol
User avatar #53 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
:D
#73 - he don goof'd 07/22/2010 on Holy Fucking Shit. +7
#92 - IT WORKS! 07/22/2010 on Homemade Zipline 0
#80 - is that the guy from so you think you can dance? 07/22/2010 on Mindfuck Head 0
#129 - this is one of the few times that i would suggest making a com… 07/22/2010 on the 4th scary omegle +2
#99 - no he wasn't, all the others just missed 07/22/2010 on Just think 0
#45 - oh ok thank you demotivational frame, whithout you i would hav…  [+] (27 new replies) 07/22/2010 on Demotivationals +4
#67 - ZakisBak (07/22/2010) [-]
icwhatudidthar
#59 - EpicCrayonz (07/22/2010) [-]
bastard there was more to that post D; and i was in it
User avatar #65 - Xedan (07/22/2010) [-]
sowwy :(
check the description in a sec.
User avatar #61 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
ok, i'm not really sure why you're telling me though
#62 - EpicCrayonz (07/22/2010) [-]
idk i just picked any random person but maybe its cuz ily :]?
User avatar #63 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
yay!
#48 - ObscurityXX (07/22/2010) [-]
lol.

he did that to piss me off :/
User avatar #54 - Xedan (07/22/2010) [-]
quite
#55 - ObscurityXX (07/22/2010) [-]
You bastard...
User avatar #58 - Xedan (07/22/2010) [-]
but hey, now you're famous
#75 - ObscurityXX (07/22/2010) [-]
I've been famous, until I lost my account :(

Now I have to start all over D:
User avatar #81 - Xedan (07/22/2010) [-]
who were you before?
#87 - ObscurityXX (07/22/2010) [-]
Obscurity, lol
#7 content ranking
#12 comment ranking

and now its all gone... *cries*
User avatar #92 - EdTheGreat (07/22/2010) [-]
Hey.. why don't you go through and capitalize one letter at a time, until you find out what you capitalized.
#93 - ObscurityXX (07/23/2010) [-]
I already did. Didnt work :(

Must be something else wrong too somewhere
User avatar #94 - EdTheGreat (07/23/2010) [-]
Didja have capslock on?
#96 - ObscurityXX (07/23/2010) [-]
tried it
User avatar #88 - Xedan (07/22/2010) [-]
why, were you banned?
#89 - ObscurityXX (07/22/2010) [-]
No, I somehow messed up my password by capitalizing it somewhere without noticing, and now when I try to login, it won't work :/
#64 - EpicCrayonz (07/22/2010) [-]
i wanna be famous i was in that thread D;
User avatar #66 - Xedan (07/22/2010) [-]
you are now!
#72 - EpicCrayonz (07/22/2010) [-]
i feel so special :']
User avatar #73 - Xedan (07/22/2010) [-]
STOP CHANGING YOUR AVATAR!
#76 - EpicCrayonz (07/22/2010) [-]
buht its fun :]
User avatar #49 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
don't let it get to you, i'm sure it was all in good fun
#52 - ObscurityXX (07/22/2010) [-]
Oh I know, I'm not really upset, he's just messing with me lol
User avatar #53 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
:D
#288 - could you make me an avatar?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2010 on killerwhitewhale's profile 0
User avatar #293 - killerwhitewhale (07/23/2010) [-]
could YOU make ME an avatar?
User avatar #295 - newie (07/23/2010) [-]
i could try, but it would be mediocre
User avatar #297 - killerwhitewhale (07/23/2010) [-]
It's an art trade then! Just PM me with the details and shiz.
#54 - lol starcraft ftw! 07/22/2010 on Absolut's profile 0
#229 - go ahead 07/22/2010 on A question 0
#184 - looks like they had fun 07/22/2010 on Emotions are for pussies 0
#163 - ^this is an opinion, and i do not agree with it 07/22/2010 on Have you ever Part 2 +2
#52 - you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2010 on Absolut's profile 0
User avatar #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
#50 - i will use my overlord to catch you! you can't hide from me!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2010 on Absolut's profile 0
User avatar #51 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Nukes.

Nuff said.
User avatar #52 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
you wont be able to defend yourself in time for my zergling rush
User avatar #53 - Absolut (07/22/2010) [-]
Then I'll die with them. A true Ghost enjoys killing Zergs more than his own life >=D.
User avatar #54 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
lol starcraft ftw!
#104 - ahh i see 07/22/2010 on MOAR WTF Signs 0
#54 - he is a jedi MASTER! 07/22/2010 on Donkey force 0

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
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#43 to #53 - anonymous (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that shit anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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