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#178 - Comment deleted 07/24/2010 on Cola in a car +2
#126 - they were looking for them weapons of mass destruction  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2010 on Soldiers enter a porta potty 0
User avatar #131 - kmannn (07/23/2010) [-]
*ass destruction
User avatar #129 - Procean (07/23/2010) [-]
they would have found it if they had breached oprahs bathroom instead
#165 - this literally happens every time, I've even set them down in … 07/23/2010 on headphones -2
#747 - well yeah but any online game is like that, at least it's not …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2010 on WM2 Domination? -2
#765 - ewwww (07/23/2010) [-]
reply to this one didnt mean to be anonymous
#764 - wollsmoth (07/23/2010) [-]
Halo dosnt have half the BS MW2 has, atleast halo takes some skill, any retard can kill you in MW2
#761 - anonymous (07/23/2010) [-]
what are u talking about? halo is a great balanced game with nothing wrong with it IMO it is the best competitive multiplayer game out there. and there are no games as broken mw2 idk where you gotthat
#79 - she looked to her left... 07/23/2010 on Harry Potter +2
#129 - i just guess i'm not a total badass.... 07/23/2010 on How to Shower -1
#728 - it really isn't though  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2010 on WM2 Domination? -1
#740 - wollsmoth (07/23/2010) [-]
Its full of modders, hackers, boosters, OMA noob tubes, commando bullshit, 10 year old squeakers, and 10th prestiege dosnt even mean anything because any retard can go into a modded lobby and instantly get it! so yea it really it shit!
#753 - anonymous (07/23/2010) [-]
yes i completely agree these people dont know what there talking about because there oma noobtubin faggOT
User avatar #747 - newie (07/23/2010) [-]
well yeah but any online game is like that, at least it's not as bad as halo
#765 - ewwww (07/23/2010) [-]
reply to this one didnt mean to be anonymous
#764 - wollsmoth (07/23/2010) [-]
Halo dosnt have half the BS MW2 has, atleast halo takes some skill, any retard can kill you in MW2
#761 - anonymous (07/23/2010) [-]
what are u talking about? halo is a great balanced game with nothing wrong with it IMO it is the best competitive multiplayer game out there. and there are no games as broken mw2 idk where you gotthat
#379 - if you want to leave fj just delete your account dingus  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2010 on Head of the Cyber Police +5
User avatar #382 - FacesFan (07/23/2010) [-]
trollin be funner
#406 - DrBubblez (07/23/2010) [-]
its actually more funnlyer
#374 - this was funny in the beginning, but i think 4chan is taking t… 07/23/2010 on Head of the Cyber Police +5
#295 - i could try, but it would be mediocre  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2010 on killerwhitewhale's profile 0
User avatar #297 - killerwhitewhale (07/23/2010) [-]
It's an art trade then! Just PM me with the details and shiz.
#164 - what you did it's there, and i see it 07/23/2010 on HUGE -1
#162 - if the bitch doesn't want to get laughed at she should lose so…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2010 on HUGE 0
User avatar #196 - nvrpicurnose (07/23/2010) [-]
if ur fat, than ur fat. having people try to pretend otherwise doesnt make you any skinnier so dont try to hide it and just deal with it
#166 - anonymous (07/23/2010) [-]
you my goos sir are a jackass
#175 - long road is loooooooooooong 07/23/2010 on Thank You, Funnyjunk +2
#197 - you don't wanna know man, you just don't wanna know  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2010 on funniest scary win 0
#201 - Trollermao (07/23/2010) [-]
tell me.
#199 - SMiDEE (07/23/2010) [-]
scary boxxy always creepin me out
#204 - XxVIOLATORxX (07/23/2010) [-]
FUCKING KNEW IT WAS BOXXY
#206 - SMiDEE (07/23/2010) [-]
:D
#238 - lol 07/23/2010 on Lord Voldemort is 0
#473 - every internet sucks, chrome just sucks the least 07/23/2010 on GOOGLE CHROME +1
#80 - hey i'm one of those guys!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2010 on AMAZING CONCEPT YACHT +2
#81 - FalconSoaring (07/22/2010) [-]
Sweet!
#7 - he did brush his teeth...he just forgot to backtrace them  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2010 on Don't Brush Your Teeth +23
#16 - DRIZZ (07/23/2010) [-]
i see what u did thar
#78 - ....Ireland...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2010 on AMAZING CONCEPT YACHT +1
#79 - FalconSoaring (07/22/2010) [-]
Ireland is worth something. It has those guys who talk funny.
User avatar #80 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
hey i'm one of those guys!
#81 - FalconSoaring (07/22/2010) [-]
Sweet!
#19 - i kinda want to go, i just don't think i'd be good doing the j… 07/22/2010 on the restaurant +1
#12 - derpy ********************** 07/22/2010 on smiley faces 0
#63 - yay! 07/22/2010 on Demotivationals +2
#17 - oh that is disgusting 07/22/2010 on Chubby Fat Boy 2 +1
#17 - ha 07/22/2010 on Inception 0
#61 - ok, i'm not really sure why you're telling me though  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2010 on Demotivationals +2
#62 - EpicCrayonz (07/22/2010) [-]
idk i just picked any random person but maybe its cuz ily :]?
User avatar #63 - newie (07/22/2010) [-]
yay!

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
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**newie rolls 415,311,745** damn...
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#43 to #53 - anonymous (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that **** anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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