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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
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#3 - just so ya know, there is another comment button at the bottom  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2010 on Only to me +1
User avatar #4 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
Shhh. >,..,<
User avatar #5 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #6 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
Alien infestation.


Let's do it.
User avatar #8 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
shall we?
User avatar #9 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
I've already started.



if you haven't noticed. ;P
User avatar #10 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #11 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
Xenomorphs...

Xenomorphs everywhere
User avatar #12 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
DICKS EVERYWHERE!
#36 - and then a gay plane will drop a bomb on him 07/25/2010 on What is this i dont even +2
#1 - lol, damn those advertisers!  [+] (10 new replies) 07/25/2010 on Only to me +1
User avatar #2 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
:C
User avatar #3 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
just so ya know, there is another comment button at the bottom
User avatar #4 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
Shhh. >,..,<
User avatar #5 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #6 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
Alien infestation.


Let's do it.
User avatar #8 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
shall we?
User avatar #9 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
I've already started.



if you haven't noticed. ;P
User avatar #10 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #11 - LyssaVirus (07/25/2010) [-]
Xenomorphs...

Xenomorphs everywhere
User avatar #12 - newie (07/25/2010) [-]
DICKS EVERYWHERE!
#7 - this.....is a knot  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2010 on Portal Mind Fuck +10
#226 - STLBeast (07/26/2010) [-]
no this is patrick
#1 - he is a god among men  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2010 on The story of Davemaster +7
#3 - ThreePenisWine (07/25/2010) [-]
He was a god on youtube too. He started the whole "Funny cat" thing, and caturday
User avatar #6 - Bryantgodin (07/25/2010) [-]
i love caturday
#65 - her tits look like balloons 07/25/2010 on Childhood Raped 0
#224 - no, i want jessica alba  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2010 on true? 0
#272 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2010) [-]
i was sarah roemer
#20 - I WOULD DRAG MY DICK THROUGH A MILE OF BROKEN GLASS JUST TO SI… 07/25/2010 on Dear Dad +3
#34 - lol 07/24/2010 on His Butthole +2
#29 - woah, was that thomas bruso with the christmas ornaments? 07/24/2010 on Sights to See at Walmart pt 7 0
#26 - lol red forman is an insensitive bastard, but he's still funny 07/24/2010 on Venn Diagram +1
#2 - **** you 07/24/2010 on the invisablez suspects +1
#29 - i'd give him an egg 07/24/2010 on Poor Slowpoke +1
#41 - when they threw him in the water, it is rumored that they tied… 07/24/2010 on This Man 0
#27 - why aren't you?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2010 on His Butthole +3
#33 - DevonDonaldson has deleted their comment.
User avatar #34 - newie (07/24/2010) [-]
lol
#75 - umm ****** is offensive, we refer to them as spec… 07/24/2010 on DITTO! +1
#122 - its never the same again  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2010 on EPIC PUNISHMENT +1
#147 - sexypilgrim (07/24/2010) [-]
just like the conciquences
#224 - oh my god...that was like masturbating in a time machine 07/24/2010 on This is your Childhood +3
#47 - she never belonged on the internet... 07/24/2010 on But it failed 0
#109 - damn that made me crave mcdonalds 07/24/2010 on Life's Throwbacks +1
#72 - now THOSE are creative! 07/24/2010 on They're Running Out Of... 0
#69 - lol 07/24/2010 on Red Ringed 0
#148 - lol i know its a dick but the censor bar makes it look like a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2010 on iCame Rainbows . +9
#153 - net (07/24/2010) [-]
Rainbow gun sounds like something I'd buy.
I mean, it pays for itself, considering the pot of gold at the end each time.
User avatar #170 - The Black Guy (07/24/2010) [-]
They are Manufatcured By Roy G. Biv
#149 - rosierockz (07/24/2010) [-]
yh, i thought that too.
#166 - well karen, it looks like you don goof'd! 07/24/2010 on Yahoo Fail +1
#434 - i think that this is just a phase for fj, like the thumbs up w… 07/24/2010 on FunnyJunk Past and Present 0

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
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#43 to #53 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that **** anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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