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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
Last Login:9/22/2010
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#21 - well i don't see anything wrong with tha- hey wait a minute! …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2010 on Zombie Kids +1
#22 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Oh, your not on your juice break yet?
User avatar #23 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
can i get a snakc with my juice?
i want a granny smith apple!
#24 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
fine, just hurry up im famished
User avatar #25 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
well i can see you are very hungry soo, here just take my left arm, i don't even fap with it anyway
#26 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Good, fat taste better than muscle anyway
User avatar #27 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
pshh, i'd hate to be a zombie if i was living by that logic
#28 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Yeah, atleast im not a vegetarianzombie, those motherfuckers are picky
#31 - anonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Freaking epic Game "Left 4 dead 3: kids in dAnger"..... Epic
User avatar #29 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
yea, those fuckers are too strict to their diet
#19 - fair enough  [+] (11 new replies) 06/11/2010 on Zombie Kids +1
#20 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
hell, maybe they can play on the swing?
User avatar #21 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
well i don't see anything wrong with tha- hey wait a minute!
you're trying to eat me you crazy zombie!
#22 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Oh, your not on your juice break yet?
User avatar #23 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
can i get a snakc with my juice?
i want a granny smith apple!
#24 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
fine, just hurry up im famished
User avatar #25 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
well i can see you are very hungry soo, here just take my left arm, i don't even fap with it anyway
#26 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Good, fat taste better than muscle anyway
User avatar #27 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
pshh, i'd hate to be a zombie if i was living by that logic
#28 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Yeah, atleast im not a vegetarianzombie, those motherfuckers are picky
#31 - anonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Freaking epic Game "Left 4 dead 3: kids in dAnger"..... Epic
User avatar #29 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
yea, those fuckers are too strict to their diet
#11 - is it wrong that i got a boner?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2010 on So true +6
#16 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [-]
It's Poison Ivy. She gives EVERYONE a boner.
#15 - anonymous (06/12/2010) [-]
noooooooo i got half a boner
#12 - anonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
not at all good sir
User avatar #13 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
oh thank god
#16 - not on my bigtoy...  [+] (13 new replies) 06/11/2010 on Zombie Kids +1
#18 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
well, i guess they'll have to wait until they need a juice break
User avatar #19 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
fair enough
#20 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
hell, maybe they can play on the swing?
User avatar #21 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
well i don't see anything wrong with tha- hey wait a minute!
you're trying to eat me you crazy zombie!
#22 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Oh, your not on your juice break yet?
User avatar #23 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
can i get a snakc with my juice?
i want a granny smith apple!
#24 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
fine, just hurry up im famished
User avatar #25 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
well i can see you are very hungry soo, here just take my left arm, i don't even fap with it anyway
#26 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Good, fat taste better than muscle anyway
User avatar #27 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
pshh, i'd hate to be a zombie if i was living by that logic
#28 - fuckinganonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Yeah, atleast im not a vegetarianzombie, those motherfuckers are picky
#31 - anonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
Freaking epic Game "Left 4 dead 3: kids in dAnger"..... Epic
User avatar #29 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
yea, those fuckers are too strict to their diet
#9 - lol 06/11/2010 on 3 Pixar Easter Eggs (pt. 1) +1
#9 - michael J fox can't ride a bike...because of parkinsons 06/11/2010 on Michael J. Fox +1
#25 - lolwut? 06/11/2010 on Angry little girl 0
#9 - just stick your thumb out and call it "the clogger" lol 06/11/2010 on Gangs everyone wants to be in +8
#32 - that fish is a ******* killer and that guy just stuck h… 06/11/2010 on Badass Fish 0
#9 - i just don't know what to say...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2010 on WTF +1
#12 - anonymous (06/11/2010) [-]
I Say!
User avatar #13 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
good show!
#35 - he used to dress up like this when nobody was looking 06/11/2010 on Gay Hitler +5
#38 - its funny! 06/11/2010 on FRANCE SURRENDERS 0
#34 - lol i like going to that crazy swingset and launching myself m… 06/11/2010 on Accidents +2
#36 - lol i cant believe nobody has thought of this until now!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2010 on FRANCE SURRENDERS +4
User avatar #37 - TacoChild (06/11/2010) [-]
Thanks! My friend and I came up with it ourselves!
User avatar #38 - newie (06/11/2010) [-]
its funny!
#107 - damn dude you are definitely a trooper +1 thumb fer you 06/11/2010 on I DID IT +2
#69 - so they are going to launch another fail raid? who cares... 06/11/2010 on Prepare yourself 0
#26 - i know right? this one is pretty funny but most of them suck  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2010 on 300, 300 everywhere 0
User avatar #27 - SoundSlave (06/11/2010) [-]
I get that its a rip off from toy story but it's really just not funny. Ahwell.
#17 - well... **** 06/11/2010 on SMG2 Level Design +1
#17 - who cares if its a repost it was funny then and still ****… 06/11/2010 on Gotta get up? CLOSE ENOUGH +3
#10 - lol idk why but this is really ******* funny! 06/11/2010 on Yo Snape 0
#56 - lol fapoffasaurus is a douche-fag 06/11/2010 on EPIC photobombs part 4 0
#44 - how the **** did you kiss her? 06/11/2010 on lol dreams 0
#39 - nice 06/11/2010 on 3D 2D mario 0
#27 - lol that reminded me of that guy on star wars who was like i d…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2010 on How FJ works 0
#30 - Zuggy (06/12/2010) [-]
oh my god I've never got this much feedback, thanks for making my day! I'm leaving funnyjunk anyways because of the designer but this is so cool!
#26 - lol youtube is the worst for spelling errors  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2010 on How FJ works 0
#29 - Zuggy (06/12/2010) [-]
...wow I got that many thumbs down for making spelling errors? I really did get noticed...

Comments(96):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
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#43 to #53 - anonymous (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that **** anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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