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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
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#21 - **newie rolls 201,714,150**  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2010 on Captain Confusing's profile 0
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#20 - **newie rolls 980,343,110**  [+] (9 new replies) 07/27/2010 on Captain Confusing's profile 0
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#19 - **newie rolls 485,455,418**  [+] (10 new replies) 07/27/2010 on Captain Confusing's profile 0
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#18 - **newie rolls 834,349,586**  [+] (11 new replies) 07/27/2010 on Captain Confusing's profile 0
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#51 - people need to learn to only thumb the funny stuff up I…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2010 on The Secret of Top FunnyJunkers +7
User avatar #52 - skittlezzyfz (07/27/2010) [-]
its not that fucking hard......
lol thats what she said =P
#481 - I AGREE 07/27/2010 on Troll Bieber +4
#3268 - no, he is the hero Gotham deserves lol my actual goal … 07/27/2010 on airguitar's profile 0
#3265 - im so stoked man! it took ******* forever …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2010 on airguitar's profile 0
User avatar #3267 - airguitar (07/27/2010) [-]
To kill the Batman.
User avatar #3268 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, he is the hero Gotham deserves lol

my actual goal is to get top 10 in comment rankingz
#3263 - IM FINALLY LEVEL 20! I DID IT!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2010 on airguitar's profile 0
User avatar #3264 - airguitar (07/27/2010) [-]
FUCKING CONGRATULATIONS!!! How does it feel? ^.^
User avatar #3265 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
im so stoked man! it took fucking forever

now i just have my final goal to complete
User avatar #3267 - airguitar (07/27/2010) [-]
To kill the Batman.
User avatar #3268 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, he is the hero Gotham deserves lol

my actual goal is to get top 10 in comment rankingz
#66 - LEVEL 20 FINALLY! 07/27/2010 on newie's profile 0
#4 - :D 07/26/2010 on That's what she said +2
#2 - lulz 07/26/2010 on Best Movie Poster Remakes +4
#2 - you are the best content maker on fj KEA, you really are  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2010 on That's what she said +2
#3 - KEA (07/26/2010) [-]
:$ :)
thanks! you're too kind !
User avatar #4 - newie (07/26/2010) [-]
:D
#14 - cleverbot has spoken! 07/26/2010 on pikachu porn? 0
#28 - **** LOGIC  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2010 on Bike on the wall trick +6
#29 - bruin (07/26/2010) [-]
FUCK PHYSICS
#38 - AangTheAvatar (07/26/2010) [-]
FUCK GRAVY!
#31 - MrToast (07/26/2010) [-]
FUCK GRAVITY
#39 - anonymous (07/26/2010) [-]
There's actually a theory out that gravity doesn't exist, and most scientists are saying it is highly plausible. Google it. Read it. Think about it. What's holding you down?
User avatar #43 - CashKai (07/26/2010) [-]
If nothing can travel faster than light, why does gravity take affect instantly?
User avatar #30 - JoeTheRooster (07/26/2010) [-]
FUCK GRAVITY
#33 - MrToast (07/26/2010) [-]
well shit... same comment, same time...
User avatar #34 - JoeTheRooster (07/26/2010) [-]
thumbs for you anyway!
#35 - MrToast (07/26/2010) [-]
thanks. some for you as well.
#49 - this is totally shopped, water isn't that nice anymore... BP m… 07/26/2010 on unda da sea +2
#49 - that's how i felt when i took peyote 07/26/2010 on charles and drugs +1
#50 - he don got his dick chopped off! 07/26/2010 on W T F 0
#60 - RAWRAWRRAWRAWRAWR FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAIIILL!!!! 07/26/2010 on lol fail 0
#34 - it bads by brain you're cells killing 07/26/2010 on Beer bad? +3
#92 - I WANT A COKE BOTTLE SHAPED LAVA LAMP! 07/26/2010 on You so would 0
#22 - that's a good counter-argument until she throws a shoe at you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2010 on how to win an argument +1
#24 - natexthexbeast (07/26/2010) [-]
Shoes aren't in kitchens.
#132 - silly girl, you can't love him...he is a robot, his penis can'… 07/26/2010 on In love. . . +1
#37 - GET TO THA...carrot?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2010 on OM NOM NOM +5
User avatar #48 - Sylace (07/26/2010) [-]
Eat your vegetables.
#81 - he has a vagina? 07/26/2010 on MY GOD! +3

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
User avatar #34 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
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#37 to #47 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #48 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #52 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #55 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #59 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
**newie rolls 304,433,736** ooh so close!
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User avatar #51 to #61 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #63 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #55 to #65 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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#43 to #53 - anonymous (07/17/2010) [-]
so many sevens!
User avatar #56 to #54 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that **** anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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