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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
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#71 - *homer simpson voice* mmmm donuts 06/26/2010 on 99 Donuts +2
#61 - that's not a monster that's hiding in the closet... 06/26/2010 on Boo and Pedobear +1
#101 - are you serious? jellyfish are some of the most important c… 06/26/2010 on jellyfish +8
#221 - mario lost weight!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2010 on Peach is gonna get raped! +1
#9 - they're here for the drugs 06/26/2010 on Truly Better +1
#24 - a south african man walks into a ba-BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2010 on A funny Joke +17
User avatar #25 - jbigham (06/26/2010) [-]
and then BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
#28 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2010) [-]
and then they turn on the tv BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
User avatar #29 - jbigham (06/26/2010) [-]
and the south african man was like what the BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
User avatar #42 - ScottishPirate (06/26/2010) [-]
hahaha what a classic
User avatar #31 - kungfap (06/26/2010) [-]
i cant breathe!!!! thats a good joke......im surprised i havnt heard that before!!!
User avatar #32 - kungfap (06/26/2010) [-]
im not trying to be a douche......i actually thought it was funny
#14 - i meant earthquakes... I'm a ******* retard  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2010 on Earthquake in Canada.... +6
#23 - Shortcat (06/26/2010) [-]
WHAT ABOUT A MOTHERFUCKING EARTHQUAKE TORNADO?!?!
User avatar #24 - newie (06/26/2010) [-]
earthnado?
or would it be torquake?
I GOT IT! TORQUAKADO!
#25 - Shortcat (06/26/2010) [-]
DEAR GOD WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE! IT'S A DISASTER THAT OPENS FISSURES IN THE GROUND, AND THOSE FISSURE SHOOT OUT TORNADOS!
User avatar #28 - newie (06/26/2010) [-]
gentlemen...
it has come to my attention that...well you see..WE ALL GONNA DIE!
#31 - Shortcat (06/26/2010) [-]
I SAY.
User avatar #33 - newie (06/26/2010) [-]
lol i c wat u did thar
#13 - oh my god....... and we thought the tornadoes in the U.S. w…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/26/2010 on Earthquake in Canada.... +4
User avatar #14 - newie (06/26/2010) [-]
i meant earthquakes... I'm a fucking retard
#23 - Shortcat (06/26/2010) [-]
WHAT ABOUT A MOTHERFUCKING EARTHQUAKE TORNADO?!?!
User avatar #24 - newie (06/26/2010) [-]
earthnado?
or would it be torquake?
I GOT IT! TORQUAKADO!
#25 - Shortcat (06/26/2010) [-]
DEAR GOD WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE! IT'S A DISASTER THAT OPENS FISSURES IN THE GROUND, AND THOSE FISSURE SHOOT OUT TORNADOS!
User avatar #28 - newie (06/26/2010) [-]
gentlemen...
it has come to my attention that...well you see..WE ALL GONNA DIE!
#31 - Shortcat (06/26/2010) [-]
I SAY.
User avatar #33 - newie (06/26/2010) [-]
lol i c wat u did thar
#18 - thats the funniest ******* thing i've seen all da… 06/26/2010 on Facebook Fail 0
#20 - USE BOMBS WISELY!! 06/26/2010 on BARREL ROLL! +1
#112 - movie is Kopps that ****** from sweden  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on Badass Cop +2
#116 - frown (06/26/2010) [-]
sweden kicks ass
#35 - lol ARE YOU READY TO ROCK! 06/26/2010 on Funny Captions 5 +1
#52 - its a trap! 06/26/2010 on The Meaning of Life... 0
#62 - yes 06/26/2010 on Smoking makes you live forever -1
#30 - giggity 06/26/2010 on OM NOM NOM 0
#119 - AIDS= A.llen I.verson D.isco S.ession  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on The Cheese -1
User avatar #122 - nITE (07/02/2010) [-]
Poop=
P.eople
O.rder
O.ur
P.atties
#142 - lol awwwwwkwarrrddd!! 06/26/2010 on Peach is gonna get raped! +1
#106 - i was hoping that if the longer i stared at this, the funnier … 06/26/2010 on Everyone! +5
#15 - fight club is without a doubt the best movie evar! 06/26/2010 on Are you gay? +5
#31 - he's an old spice man 06/26/2010 on I'm On A Hippogriff 0
#16 - how can you have sex... IF YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE?!?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2010 on Sex Tape 0
User avatar #20 - Mrah (06/26/2010) [-]
you can't jizz from your nose
User avatar #26 - Michaelbl (06/26/2010) [-]
you can't?
User avatar #27 - Mrah (06/26/2010) [-]
well...i hope not
User avatar #28 - Michaelbl (06/26/2010) [-]
oh....i think i need a specialist.
User avatar #30 - Mrah (06/26/2010) [-]
oh god o_O
User avatar #32 - Michaelbl (06/26/2010) [-]
this explains why people look at me weird when i buy condoms and surgical masks.
#36 - 2nd to last box jizzed in his pants 06/26/2010 on Silly Rabbit! +1
#7 - or grey whatever 06/25/2010 on Guess What? +3
#6 - dude! funnyjunk is black now!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2010 on Guess What? +3
User avatar #7 - newie (06/25/2010) [-]
or grey whatever
#39 - this is......awkward 06/25/2010 on Are you still here? +2

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
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**newie rolls 415,311,745** damn...
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#43 to #53 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2010) [-]
so many sevens!
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that **** anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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