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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
Last Login:9/22/2010
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Comment Thumbs: 4022 total,  5475 ,  1453
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:2282
FJ Points:11
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#28 - because people expect you to kill them with the sword, they ne… 07/15/2010 on Philosoraptor +1
#19 - I EAT MAH POO! 07/15/2010 on lol -1
#19 - FJ approves A+ 07/15/2010 on Why I hate my best friends... 0
#39 - oh come on! the wrestling 2 isn't even creative! 07/15/2010 on Eliphant Comic +4
#19 - he is my role model, he doesn't afraid of anything  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2010 on darth vaders life +6
#27 - Roxorz (07/15/2010) [-]
I do not afraid of you.
#20 - HereForALol (07/15/2010) [-]
i also doesn't afraid of anything
#54 - derp? 07/15/2010 on WTF i came! 0
#42 - nothing is perfect unfortunately 07/15/2010 on Vagina. +1
#50 - you guys are idiots, they were obviously attacked by nin- 07/15/2010 on Fakers +3
#455 - i shall return the favor then  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2010 on guess how many thumbs +1
User avatar #460 - electricbubblewrap (07/15/2010) [-]
:D
#440 - lol nice  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2010 on guess how many thumbs +1
User avatar #447 - electricbubblewrap (07/15/2010) [-]
i've been waiting to use that line so thank you heres a thumb
User avatar #455 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
i shall return the favor then
User avatar #460 - electricbubblewrap (07/15/2010) [-]
:D
#1 - that's a skinny ass squirrel  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2010 on Coke Addict. 0
#2 - frostworm (07/16/2010) [-]
thaaaaats cuz its a chipmunk
User avatar #3 - newie (07/16/2010) [-]
lol
#40 - i came 07/14/2010 on Cripple Win +2
#31 - ahh the ****** they smell of bengay and barbeque sauce  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2010 on I Smell Niggers +5
User avatar #32 - samfisher (07/14/2010) [-]
And Kool-aid mix.
#105 - it's true i saw him do it 07/14/2010 on Fucking Bob Ross. 0
#47 - qltm'd at upside down penguin 07/14/2010 on just wierd 3 +1
#70 - i lost 30,000 lucky charms in the blink of an eye, and the wor…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2010 on guess how many thumbs +21
User avatar #402 - electricbubblewrap (07/15/2010) [-]
well you shouldn't have blinked
User avatar #440 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
lol nice
User avatar #447 - electricbubblewrap (07/15/2010) [-]
i've been waiting to use that line so thank you heres a thumb
User avatar #455 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
i shall return the favor then
User avatar #460 - electricbubblewrap (07/15/2010) [-]
:D
#159 - did he look like this? :0  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2010 on Chewing Gum Trick +2
#164 - GodGivesGoodHead (07/14/2010) [-]
no he looked like you *roll 3* triples
#176 - Ken M (07/14/2010) [-]
**roll 43345 **
#238 - GodGivesGoodHead (07/14/2010) [-]
**GodGivesGoodHead rolls 065** doubles i cut off my balls
#2968 - sell it on ebay become a millionare 07/14/2010 on Pokemon, for the true... +1
#607 - that thumbed blasted right through the post! 07/14/2010 on FALCON PUNCH! 0
#277 - lol he looks like he's former KGB 07/14/2010 on The most awesome thing ever 0
#300 - my momma says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know… 07/14/2010 on If Nintendo Made Movies +1
#698 - where the **** is chucks right hand?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2010 on Breaking up -1
#710 - Ryangaylo (07/14/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris needs no right hand
#330 - why have the gods forsaken me? 07/14/2010 on Dont wake up, Dont wake up +1
#426 - **** that, if they see it i'll just be like you rike? 07/14/2010 on weve all been there +1
#233 - lol he has loose weight, it needs to be tightened 07/13/2010 on LOSE WEIGHT, THE RIGHT WAY! 0

Comments(96):

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
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**newie rolls 415,311,745** damn...
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User avatar #49 to #59 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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#43 to #53 - Ken M (07/17/2010) [-]
so many sevens!
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that **** anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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