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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
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#330 - i was going to look at this, but then i saw that it was a lot …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2010 on Patriotic Explains Pt.1 -3
User avatar #340 - patriotic canadian (07/16/2010) [-]
you are supposed to read it, then its supposed to feel like a subtle yet epic ending
User avatar #346 - newie (07/16/2010) [-]
what can i say i'm lazy
User avatar #363 - patriotic canadian (07/16/2010) [-]
so am i, and i wrote the bloody thing
#295 - OOOOHHH MYYY GOODDD!!!!! 07/16/2010 on Doubel Rianbowz 0
#289 - same guy, different rainbow  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2010 on Doubel Rianbowz +1
User avatar #294 - iTzZac (07/16/2010) [-]
I looked at this video, almost BLEW MY FUCKING EARS OUT....
OOHHH MY GOOOOD LOOOK AT THAT RAAAAIIINNNBBOOWW....
User avatar #295 - newie (07/16/2010) [-]
OOOOHHH MYYY GOODDD!!!!!
#111 - i got negative thumbs when i posted this.... made me cry 07/16/2010 on Smash the Monkey! +4
#1 - i love the music 07/16/2010 on iMac vs .50 Cal Sniper Rifle 0
#3 - lol 07/16/2010 on Coke Addict. 0
#25 - this is a hookup! 07/16/2010 on Awesome 3D Link 0
#32 - that bastard! 07/16/2010 on Chaotic Neutral 0
#18 - seems legit 07/16/2010 on Kill her +1
#188 - HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN! 07/16/2010 on Give this guy a medal 0
#5 - lulz 07/16/2010 on I'm Feeling lucky +4
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#43 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2010) [-]
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#35 - **newie rolls 452,467,480** all nines  [+] (21 new replies) 07/15/2010 on newie's profile 0
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#43 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2010) [-]
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#34 - **newie rolls 958,701,633** let's do this  [+] (22 new replies) 07/15/2010 on newie's profile 0
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#43 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2010) [-]
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#103 - **newie rolls 718,581,888** i still wuz you anywaize :)  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2010 on I love you 0
#117 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2010) [-]
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#2932 - brainsplosion 07/15/2010 on airguitar's profile 0
#2928 - i will pass you in rankings it is my destiny  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2010 on airguitar's profile 0
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User avatar #2932 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
brainsplosion
#60 - i honestly had no doubt that germany would lose...i thought th… 07/15/2010 on World Cup 0
#32 - sorry it took so long FJ was being gay 07/15/2010 on newie's profile 0
#5 - ooooh 07/15/2010 on What Dsend said to The... -1
#2 - what is this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2010 on What Dsend said to The... -1
User avatar #3 - Grimmis (07/15/2010) [-]
Entourage, its a show on HBO
User avatar #5 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
ooooh
#1 - say what one more time ************ ! 07/15/2010 on English 0
#2 - thats just pussy fat  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2010 on STOP LOOKING UP MY SKIRT 0
#4 - naughtywoodle (07/15/2010) [-]
Either that or a large labia majora

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
User avatar #34 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #45 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
**newie rolls 452,467,480** all nines
User avatar #36 to #46 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
**newie rolls 415,311,745** damn...
#37 to #47 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #48 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #52 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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#44 to #53 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #55 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #57 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #59 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #61 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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#54 to #64 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/17/2010) [-]
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User avatar #55 to #65 - newie (07/17/2010) [-]
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#43 to #53 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2010) [-]
so many sevens!
User avatar #56 to #54 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that **** anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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