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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
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#317 - I am a talking sponge underwater **** … 07/20/2010 on Fuck logic +3
#590 - he don goof'd! 07/20/2010 on BACKTRACED COMP 3 (plus an... -1
#489 - dude...she's 11 she doesn't even have tits yet 07/20/2010 on Dun Goofed 0
#298 - meh QLTM 07/20/2010 on Sexy Snape -1
#1 - lol i like it 07/19/2010 on New comic 0
#86 - thought it was a dog at first 07/18/2010 on Tryin' to be like dad 0
#64 - now im lost  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2010 on newie's profile 0
User avatar #65 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
#62 - ME GUSTA  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2010 on newie's profile 0
User avatar #63 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
#60 - i am good!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2010 on newie's profile 0
User avatar #61 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
#58 - hello  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2010 on newie's profile 0
User avatar #59 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
#9 - can i haz dedicate? 07/18/2010 on MOAR Best of HATERS GONNA HATE +1
#7 - twas the haters who hated 07/18/2010 on MOAR Best of HATERS GONNA HATE +1
#36 - lol i'm retarded  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2010 on Best of HATERS GONNA HATE +1
#76 - thegrammernahtzee (07/18/2010) [-]
naaahh my cousins retarded
#89 - but have you seen lord of war? thats a good movie right there!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2010 on Russel Crowe 0
#92 - thedeathmachine (07/18/2010) [-]
nick cage is awesome he was pretty good in sorcerors apprentes * i know it spelled wrong*
User avatar #94 - DeathMetalJasper (07/18/2010) [-]
thats not out in UK yet so il check it out when it is
#95 - thedeathmachine (07/18/2010) [-]
oops sorry didnt know it was pretty cool i liked it alot
#3 - i just cant help myself i always read it in their voices 07/18/2010 on that 70's show circle 3 +4
#86 - i love nick cage!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2010 on Russel Crowe 0
User avatar #88 - DeathMetalJasper (07/18/2010) [-]
after what he did to the wicker man, the original one of my favourite films of all time, i cant forgive him. and knowing was a piece of shit to, i think the only film i saw wtith him in it that i enjoyed was con air but thats because of the great writing and performences from other actors, cage can suck my dick
User avatar #89 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
but have you seen lord of war?

thats a good movie right there!
#92 - thedeathmachine (07/18/2010) [-]
nick cage is awesome he was pretty good in sorcerors apprentes * i know it spelled wrong*
User avatar #94 - DeathMetalJasper (07/18/2010) [-]
thats not out in UK yet so il check it out when it is
#95 - thedeathmachine (07/18/2010) [-]
oops sorry didnt know it was pretty cool i liked it alot
#83 - russel crowe is so good he can do the exact same thing every m…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2010 on Russel Crowe 0
User avatar #84 - DeathMetalJasper (07/18/2010) [-]
just like nicholas cage :)
User avatar #86 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i love nick cage!
User avatar #88 - DeathMetalJasper (07/18/2010) [-]
after what he did to the wicker man, the original one of my favourite films of all time, i cant forgive him. and knowing was a piece of shit to, i think the only film i saw wtith him in it that i enjoyed was con air but thats because of the great writing and performences from other actors, cage can suck my dick
User avatar #89 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
but have you seen lord of war?

thats a good movie right there!
#92 - thedeathmachine (07/18/2010) [-]
nick cage is awesome he was pretty good in sorcerors apprentes * i know it spelled wrong*
User avatar #94 - DeathMetalJasper (07/18/2010) [-]
thats not out in UK yet so il check it out when it is
#95 - thedeathmachine (07/18/2010) [-]
oops sorry didnt know it was pretty cool i liked it alot
#9 - that ostrich is my preacher, reverand BCKAWW!!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2010 on Best of HATERS GONNA HATE +5
#14 - thegrammernahtzee (07/18/2010) [-]
thats a turkey
User avatar #36 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
lol i'm retarded
#76 - thegrammernahtzee (07/18/2010) [-]
naaahh my cousins retarded
#4 - I'm catching up to you 07/18/2010 on CHOKLATTHUNDA's profile 0
#2 - haters gonna hate... 07/18/2010 on Best of HATERS GONNA HATE +4
#261 - thats exactly how i reacted lol 07/18/2010 on Oh no 0
#142 - lol fail 07/18/2010 on BLOWN, MY MIND HAS 0
#371 - dude i swear that nerf football just talked to me 07/18/2010 on stewie griffin illusion +2
#56 - **newie rolls 514,264,947** 07/18/2010 on newie's profile 0
#55 - **newie rolls 963,528,400** 07/17/2010 on newie's profile 0

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
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**newie rolls 415,311,745** damn...
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#43 to #53 - anon (07/17/2010) [-]
so many sevens!
User avatar #56 to #54 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that **** anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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