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Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
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#1 - what is this i dont even...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2010 on BAHAHA +6
User avatar #2 - demented (07/20/2010) [-]
It says and I quote, "pop a cap in your ass"
User avatar #3 - newie (07/20/2010) [-]
well now i feel like i should've known that
User avatar #4 - demented (07/20/2010) [-]
way to go
#81 - it supposed to keep it open so they can make an ong bak 3 07/20/2010 on Ancient Falcon Kick +1
#47 - the second one is the same thing just set 400 years earlier wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2010 on Ancient Falcon Kick +2
User avatar #50 - CaptainComedy (07/20/2010) [-]
I heard that the ending is retarded
like the screen fades to black and it says "he will survive if you believe in him" or some gay shit ike that
User avatar #81 - newie (07/20/2010) [-]
it supposed to keep it open so they can make an ong bak 3
#11 - well this has to be the best thing i've seen all day 07/20/2010 on Fresh Prince of Persia +3
#6 - lol 07/20/2010 on Do you like me? +5
#14 - wow look at that! it's warm pudding! 07/20/2010 on Front Page +2
#18 - i can already tell this meme is going to be overused in a matt… 07/20/2010 on Snow +9
#36 - ong bak 2 greatest movie.....EVAR! best movie to…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2010 on Ancient Falcon Kick +5
User avatar #45 - CaptainComedy (07/20/2010) [-]
ive only seen the firs one

i love bad kung fu movies
User avatar #47 - newie (07/20/2010) [-]
the second one is the same thing just set 400 years earlier with wayy more action
User avatar #50 - CaptainComedy (07/20/2010) [-]
I heard that the ending is retarded
like the screen fades to black and it says "he will survive if you believe in him" or some gay shit ike that
User avatar #81 - newie (07/20/2010) [-]
it supposed to keep it open so they can make an ong bak 3
#39 - Roboy (07/20/2010) [-]
bout time someone knew where tis was from
#85 - cooooo (07/20/2010) [-]
i done told evryone that read the comments
#12 - *logic 07/20/2010 on Spongebob 0
#11 - i am a floating orb with eyes fuck lgic  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2010 on Spongebob +1
User avatar #12 - newie (07/20/2010) [-]
*logic
#30 - USE CAR WISELY!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2010 on Do a Barrel Roll +8
#32 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
I fuckin' lol'd.
#37 - i have my cumcannon ready for this special occasion 07/20/2010 on Phobophobia, Show tits now.... 0
#45 - douchebag uses show off! but it didn't work 07/20/2010 on epic sand faceplant -1
#45 - dude this guy is convincing kinda reminds me of hypnot… 07/20/2010 on God +3
#34 - and they say superman can beat him... 07/20/2010 on holy bat nipples 0
#41 - i know what site he's going to tonight 07/20/2010 on FUCK YEAH! +2
#60 - my universe it has been shattered 07/20/2010 on so i herd u liek mudkipz +1
#33 - ya don goof'd boy! 07/20/2010 on Jessi Slaughter Stare dad 0
#36 - that's some philosophical shit right there  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2010 on happiness +7
User avatar #47 - jpop (07/20/2010) [-]
yeah dude its like i just opened a fourtune cookie of epic proportion
#155 - SHE CAME 07/20/2010 on Mirror girl +9
#193 - ^this^ 07/20/2010 on Elevator Trick +3
#260 - I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO BUY ANY FUCKING THING HE TELLS ME TO… 07/20/2010 on BILLY MAYS HERE +4
#148 - POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! 07/20/2010 on Falcon kick 0
#100 - I've never seen a stickgirl naked....you can change that ya'know... 07/20/2010 on Nudz +3
#209 - yo know what? this comic ain't too bad 07/20/2010 on sparkle +3

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User avatar #96 - theflamingfire (12/06/2013) [-]
died....
#95 - kindaNewie (11/02/2010) [-]
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned  
  
this is my new one, feel free to add me
for anyone wondering what happened to me, this account got banned

this is my new one, feel free to add me

#94 to #108 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - TheSneakyjoker (08/26/2010) [-]
BEST AVATAR I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE
User avatar #91 to #101 - newie (08/27/2010) [-]
well thankyou!
User avatar #87 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/22/2010) [-]
Yo dog i herd u liek sports.
User avatar #88 to #98 - newie (08/23/2010) [-]
my dude, sports are my life
User avatar #89 to #99 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (08/23/2010) [-]
We shall get along.
User avatar #81 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
is that johnny knoxville? lol
User avatar #82 to #92 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
no, no it is not
User avatar #83 to #93 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
well dont i feel stupid. lmao it looks just like him...who is it? o.o
User avatar #84 to #94 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
johnny depp when he played hunter s thompson in fear and loathing in las vegas
User avatar #85 to #95 - XchemicalkidX (07/27/2010) [-]
ohhh. it doesnt even look like him o...0
User avatar #86 to #96 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
iknorite?
User avatar #67 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Not many things excite me, but your avatar does.


Fear and Loathing... Love it.
User avatar #68 to #78 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
it is only the best movie
User avatar #69 to #79 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #70 to #80 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
except maybe fight club...i love that movie
User avatar #71 to #81 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Hm....


Brad Pitt's dick... Is what prevented me from enjoying that movie the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Still a great movie :D
User avatar #72 to #82 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
lol, your avatar is intriguing too, is that the one from alien3?
User avatar #73 to #83 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Yus.

'Tis Bambi :D
User avatar #74 to #84 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
i don knew it!
User avatar #75 to #85 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
I commend thee.


I would do so with a hat, but sadly, I don't have one.
User avatar #76 to #86 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
damn!

we need to find a hat, but not just any hat, THE BEST HAT!
User avatar #77 to #87 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
But I's be a Xenomorph.


I doubt they make hats for Xenos..
User avatar #78 to #88 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
you just haven't been to sector 9 yet
User avatar #79 to #89 - LyssaVirus (07/27/2010) [-]
Sounds provocative.



Sounds liek...A TRAP
User avatar #80 to #90 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
ITS A TRAP!
User avatar #66 - newie (07/27/2010) [-]
LEVEL 20 FINALLY!
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**newie rolls 415,311,745** damn...
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#43 to #53 - anonymous (07/17/2010) [-]
so many sevens!
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User avatar #31 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
YOU DID IT :D
User avatar #57 to #42 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
/krakken

Ohai, newie
User avatar #58 to #68 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
hello
User avatar #59 to #69 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
How's you?
User avatar #60 to #70 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
i am good!
User avatar #61 to #71 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
Muy bien!
User avatar #62 to #72 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
User avatar #63 to #73 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
ME ESPANOL ES MUY MAL
User avatar #64 to #74 - newie (07/18/2010) [-]
now im lost
User avatar #65 to #75 - LyssaVirus (07/18/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #32 to #42 - newie (07/15/2010) [-]
sorry it took so long FJ was being gay
User avatar #30 - freshblob (07/15/2010) [-]
So... you gonna change it?
:P
#28 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/12/2010) [-]
I would like to politely request that you stop sending me links, please.
User avatar #29 to #38 - newie (07/12/2010) [-]
ok
#26 - kamakazirulz **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
sup dude, ur cool but can u stop sending me all ur stuff....
User avatar #27 to #36 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
alright
#24 - Sheepeh **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
i sent you a friend request cause i saw you say brah....i like that word
User avatar #25 to #34 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
me too brah
User avatar #22 - LarryPlatt (07/10/2010) [-]
Newie, I think you're cool and all, but can you please not send me all your stuff anymore? Its flooding my inbox.
User avatar #23 to #32 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
sorry about that brah, I wont bother you with all that shit anymore
User avatar #15 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
both of our avatars are smoking
User avatar #16 to #25 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i have mine cuz i smoke...alot
User avatar #17 to #26 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
mines just a "awesome face" of spy from tf2
User avatar #18 to #27 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never actually played that game, is it any good?
User avatar #19 to #28 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
i've never played it as well
it looks good
User avatar #20 to #29 - newie (07/10/2010) [-]
i want to get it now, but im broke
User avatar #21 to #30 - turdmonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
same here
User avatar #33 to #31 - internetz (07/15/2010) [-]
tf2 is one of the most hacked games in history
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
oh he turned into a zombie zombie
User avatar #9 to #18 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
who did?
User avatar #10 to #19 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
ME!
(bite)
User avatar #11 to #20 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
:O
User avatar #12 to #21 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
"ITS A TRAP"
User avatar #13 to #22 - newie (07/08/2010) [-]
its a tarp!
User avatar #14 to #23 - turdmonkey (07/08/2010) [-]
its a carp!
User avatar #7 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
let me play you the song of my people
http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/jockel.swf
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