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#38 - the way you said fantasizing is weird made it sound like you t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on True 0
User avatar #42 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
Hehe. Well, like it's usually said: the offense, more than on the words you read, is on the eyes with which you read them.
It is an educative, very young age targetted show, so it has barely more sense than Teletubbies. Don't look for a real plot in there :P
User avatar #44 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
it just occurred to me that people are probably looking at this argument and thinking this is the stupidest thing they've ever seen.
#35 - you think fantasizing is weird because its not your way of thi…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2013 on True 0
User avatar #36 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
You missed absolutely all the meanings! I didn't say fantasizing is weird, to start with. I do it all the time! I said the subject to fantasize about (fake fact posts) is weird. And by all means, I didn't say that something that is weird is therefore bad. I think I actually said you should do it if it makes you happy. And I didn't argument for or against the whole idea, I clearly stated is a preference matter, therefore personal and non-arguable! You got me all wrong, in every point!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocoyo
User avatar #38 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
the way you said fantasizing is weird made it sound like you thought it was bad. it was a little sarcastic.

and I don't fully understand what this show is about. Is that elephant wearing a backpack?
User avatar #42 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
Hehe. Well, like it's usually said: the offense, more than on the words you read, is on the eyes with which you read them.
It is an educative, very young age targetted show, so it has barely more sense than Teletubbies. Don't look for a real plot in there :P
User avatar #44 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
it just occurred to me that people are probably looking at this argument and thinking this is the stupidest thing they've ever seen.
#30 - So instead of trying to back-up your opinion, you decide to tr…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2013 on True 0
User avatar #34 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
</3
I'm sorry that you feel that way. But, you see: I stated how, for me, decieving myself into believe these shitty/falace facts without any proof would make me a self-decieving, naive, supersticious, stupid person. Which I don't consider myself. So I can't cope with that myself. I could state how, in an age of science and information as ours, someone stupid enough to believe these kind of facts is all the previous.
But you know that these are false facts, but you choose to fantasize about them being real, and that makes you happy? That's just weird. But it's also a preference, your taste... there is no reason in it, and therefore nothing to argument for or against it. Hence there is nothing else I could say, except wishing you to be happy with your fantasies, as I did!
User avatar #35 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
you think fantasizing is weird because its not your way of thinking. But just because you think its weird doesn't mean its bad. And you say is nothing to argue over, yet you made an argument out of it. i just made a simple comment in the beginning, with no intentions on arguing over it.
This is completely off subject but about your name Pocoyo. I know I've heard of that somewhere but I can't remember.
User avatar #36 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
You missed absolutely all the meanings! I didn't say fantasizing is weird, to start with. I do it all the time! I said the subject to fantasize about (fake fact posts) is weird. And by all means, I didn't say that something that is weird is therefore bad. I think I actually said you should do it if it makes you happy. And I didn't argument for or against the whole idea, I clearly stated is a preference matter, therefore personal and non-arguable! You got me all wrong, in every point!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocoyo
User avatar #38 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
the way you said fantasizing is weird made it sound like you thought it was bad. it was a little sarcastic.

and I don't fully understand what this show is about. Is that elephant wearing a backpack?
User avatar #42 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
Hehe. Well, like it's usually said: the offense, more than on the words you read, is on the eyes with which you read them.
It is an educative, very young age targetted show, so it has barely more sense than Teletubbies. Don't look for a real plot in there :P
User avatar #44 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
it just occurred to me that people are probably looking at this argument and thinking this is the stupidest thing they've ever seen.
#25 - too much ice cream makes you fat This is the best way i ca…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2013 on True 0
User avatar #27 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
So you fantasize about shitty/falace facts? That's a weird fetish you have there.
Respect.
User avatar #30 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
So instead of trying to back-up your opinion, you decide to try to make mine sound weird?
You know, this argument was kind of fun, and i did agree with you to a certain extent. But with that comment right there, you completely ruined it. thanks
User avatar #34 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
</3
I'm sorry that you feel that way. But, you see: I stated how, for me, decieving myself into believe these shitty/falace facts without any proof would make me a self-decieving, naive, supersticious, stupid person. Which I don't consider myself. So I can't cope with that myself. I could state how, in an age of science and information as ours, someone stupid enough to believe these kind of facts is all the previous.
But you know that these are false facts, but you choose to fantasize about them being real, and that makes you happy? That's just weird. But it's also a preference, your taste... there is no reason in it, and therefore nothing to argument for or against it. Hence there is nothing else I could say, except wishing you to be happy with your fantasies, as I did!
User avatar #35 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
you think fantasizing is weird because its not your way of thinking. But just because you think its weird doesn't mean its bad. And you say is nothing to argue over, yet you made an argument out of it. i just made a simple comment in the beginning, with no intentions on arguing over it.
This is completely off subject but about your name Pocoyo. I know I've heard of that somewhere but I can't remember.
User avatar #36 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
You missed absolutely all the meanings! I didn't say fantasizing is weird, to start with. I do it all the time! I said the subject to fantasize about (fake fact posts) is weird. And by all means, I didn't say that something that is weird is therefore bad. I think I actually said you should do it if it makes you happy. And I didn't argument for or against the whole idea, I clearly stated is a preference matter, therefore personal and non-arguable! You got me all wrong, in every point!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocoyo
User avatar #38 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
the way you said fantasizing is weird made it sound like you thought it was bad. it was a little sarcastic.

and I don't fully understand what this show is about. Is that elephant wearing a backpack?
User avatar #42 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
Hehe. Well, like it's usually said: the offense, more than on the words you read, is on the eyes with which you read them.
It is an educative, very young age targetted show, so it has barely more sense than Teletubbies. Don't look for a real plot in there :P
User avatar #44 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
it just occurred to me that people are probably looking at this argument and thinking this is the stupidest thing they've ever seen.
#21 - You would also be deceiving yourself by thinking that the good…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/26/2013 on True 0
User avatar #22 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh, but I have more ice cream!
So you don't believe any of those are true, but they make you feel good? I don't quite follow you there. Care to elaborate?
User avatar #25 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
too much ice cream makes you fat
This is the best way i can explain it: a guy thinking about the girl he likes

"I wonder if [girl] likes me. we always hangout and talk. oh but that's probably not true because she has so many reason to not like me. It's still nice to think about it though, i can just imagine it."

just thinking about it makes him feel good, even though he doubts that its true.
User avatar #27 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
So you fantasize about shitty/falace facts? That's a weird fetish you have there.
Respect.
User avatar #30 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
So instead of trying to back-up your opinion, you decide to try to make mine sound weird?
You know, this argument was kind of fun, and i did agree with you to a certain extent. But with that comment right there, you completely ruined it. thanks
User avatar #34 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
</3
I'm sorry that you feel that way. But, you see: I stated how, for me, decieving myself into believe these shitty/falace facts without any proof would make me a self-decieving, naive, supersticious, stupid person. Which I don't consider myself. So I can't cope with that myself. I could state how, in an age of science and information as ours, someone stupid enough to believe these kind of facts is all the previous.
But you know that these are false facts, but you choose to fantasize about them being real, and that makes you happy? That's just weird. But it's also a preference, your taste... there is no reason in it, and therefore nothing to argument for or against it. Hence there is nothing else I could say, except wishing you to be happy with your fantasies, as I did!
User avatar #35 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
you think fantasizing is weird because its not your way of thinking. But just because you think its weird doesn't mean its bad. And you say is nothing to argue over, yet you made an argument out of it. i just made a simple comment in the beginning, with no intentions on arguing over it.
This is completely off subject but about your name Pocoyo. I know I've heard of that somewhere but I can't remember.
User avatar #36 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
You missed absolutely all the meanings! I didn't say fantasizing is weird, to start with. I do it all the time! I said the subject to fantasize about (fake fact posts) is weird. And by all means, I didn't say that something that is weird is therefore bad. I think I actually said you should do it if it makes you happy. And I didn't argument for or against the whole idea, I clearly stated is a preference matter, therefore personal and non-arguable! You got me all wrong, in every point!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocoyo
User avatar #38 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
the way you said fantasizing is weird made it sound like you thought it was bad. it was a little sarcastic.

and I don't fully understand what this show is about. Is that elephant wearing a backpack?
User avatar #42 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
Hehe. Well, like it's usually said: the offense, more than on the words you read, is on the eyes with which you read them.
It is an educative, very young age targetted show, so it has barely more sense than Teletubbies. Don't look for a real plot in there :P
User avatar #44 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
it just occurred to me that people are probably looking at this argument and thinking this is the stupidest thing they've ever seen.
#13 - that may be true, but as pathetic as it sounds, some of them m…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/26/2013 on True +1
User avatar #15 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
You know what makes me feel good? Ice cream. You gotta try that shit. Intentionally decieving myself into believe non-proven shitty falace facts? Nope. That would make me feel like a naive, supersticious, stupid person. I'll stick to science, scientific method. And Ice cream.
User avatar #21 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
You would also be deceiving yourself by thinking that the good feeling of ice cream lasts long. Food doesn't solve everything. Also i don't believe any of these are true. I just like the thought of it.
User avatar #22 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh, but I have more ice cream!
So you don't believe any of those are true, but they make you feel good? I don't quite follow you there. Care to elaborate?
User avatar #25 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
too much ice cream makes you fat
This is the best way i can explain it: a guy thinking about the girl he likes

"I wonder if [girl] likes me. we always hangout and talk. oh but that's probably not true because she has so many reason to not like me. It's still nice to think about it though, i can just imagine it."

just thinking about it makes him feel good, even though he doubts that its true.
User avatar #27 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
So you fantasize about shitty/falace facts? That's a weird fetish you have there.
Respect.
User avatar #30 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
So instead of trying to back-up your opinion, you decide to try to make mine sound weird?
You know, this argument was kind of fun, and i did agree with you to a certain extent. But with that comment right there, you completely ruined it. thanks
User avatar #34 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
</3
I'm sorry that you feel that way. But, you see: I stated how, for me, decieving myself into believe these shitty/falace facts without any proof would make me a self-decieving, naive, supersticious, stupid person. Which I don't consider myself. So I can't cope with that myself. I could state how, in an age of science and information as ours, someone stupid enough to believe these kind of facts is all the previous.
But you know that these are false facts, but you choose to fantasize about them being real, and that makes you happy? That's just weird. But it's also a preference, your taste... there is no reason in it, and therefore nothing to argument for or against it. Hence there is nothing else I could say, except wishing you to be happy with your fantasies, as I did!
User avatar #35 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
you think fantasizing is weird because its not your way of thinking. But just because you think its weird doesn't mean its bad. And you say is nothing to argue over, yet you made an argument out of it. i just made a simple comment in the beginning, with no intentions on arguing over it.
This is completely off subject but about your name Pocoyo. I know I've heard of that somewhere but I can't remember.
User avatar #36 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
You missed absolutely all the meanings! I didn't say fantasizing is weird, to start with. I do it all the time! I said the subject to fantasize about (fake fact posts) is weird. And by all means, I didn't say that something that is weird is therefore bad. I think I actually said you should do it if it makes you happy. And I didn't argument for or against the whole idea, I clearly stated is a preference matter, therefore personal and non-arguable! You got me all wrong, in every point!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocoyo
User avatar #38 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
the way you said fantasizing is weird made it sound like you thought it was bad. it was a little sarcastic.

and I don't fully understand what this show is about. Is that elephant wearing a backpack?
User avatar #42 - pocoyothegreat (02/26/2013) [-]
Hehe. Well, like it's usually said: the offense, more than on the words you read, is on the eyes with which you read them.
It is an educative, very young age targetted show, so it has barely more sense than Teletubbies. Don't look for a real plot in there :P
User avatar #44 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
it just occurred to me that people are probably looking at this argument and thinking this is the stupidest thing they've ever seen.
#22 - makes a lot more sense than my theory. but i would be pretty p…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on Jumanji +1
#23 - restfullwicked (02/26/2013) [-]
i suppose that they do say that the game continues until its finished, if one player died i would just assume they just finish since Time resets when you finish anyway. Just in case you need another idea
#19 - that does make sense but in jumanji, when the boy rolled the d…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on Jumanji +3
User avatar #58 - zafara (02/26/2013) [-]
I guess. It's never really explained in Jumanji since the girl stopped playing. In Zathura, it is specifically mentioned that more than one player is needed.
#14 - I've always wondered this about Jumanji. If a player dies when…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Jumanji +3
#20 - restfullwicked (02/26/2013) [-]
i "believe" (though i could be wrong) that the things the appear are made to scare but not actually Kill. Its about forcing you to keep moving rather than actually killing you.

What i want to know is if there are People in the jungle. Van Pelt for one but They also mention people screaming in the night. Its been bugging the hell out of me for years.
#37 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
........ Well fuck •_•
#25 - RageGuyyourmom (02/26/2013) [-]
I think you may be wrong, the animals that destroyed the town seemed pretty real to all the cars they crushed.
User avatar #22 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
makes a lot more sense than my theory. but i would be pretty pissed if i risked my life playing that game and then figure out that the game couldn't actually kill me.
#23 - restfullwicked (02/26/2013) [-]
i suppose that they do say that the game continues until its finished, if one player died i would just assume they just finish since Time resets when you finish anyway. Just in case you need another idea
User avatar #18 - zafara (02/26/2013) [-]
Well, technically Zathura is about the same thing as Jumanji. The younger (?) brother in Zathura is wished out of exsistance and the other brother is trapped in the game, so I would assume that the game could not continue and everything that's come out of the game is there perminantly. At least until someone else joins the game. In Jumanji, the two kids started the game, and the boy was sucked in. The girl could not continue the game without another player.
#24 - curbed (02/26/2013) [-]
I haven't actually paid much attention to Zuthara, but in terms of Jumanji, it wasn't stated that she had tried to play after the kid was sucked into the game. In fact it said that she was chased down the street by the bats and she had received so much therapy because of what had happened. I would assume that the game would just keep skipping over that player until the game was finished, just like how I think it would have kept skipping over the kids character until the number 8 was rolled. And then once the game finishes everything would be reset again.
User avatar #59 - zafara (02/26/2013) [-]
I do know that in Zathura it's specifically mentioned at one point that more than one player is needed.
User avatar #27 - cylentnight (02/26/2013) [-]
In Zuthara, the kid that gets sucked into space is the younger version of the spaceman that they let into their house. After he gets sucked into space, the older version continues playing in his spot since they're the same person.
User avatar #60 - zafara (02/26/2013) [-]
Right. But it is specifically stated by the older version that the game cannot be played with only one player, which is why there was an older version trapped in the game.
User avatar #61 - cylentnight (02/26/2013) [-]
I wasn't saying you didn't need more than one person, I just said that the kid who got sucked into the game was the same (adult) person who showed up from it, so it kept going.
User avatar #64 - zafara (03/01/2013) [-]
I was saying in Jumaji, I think.
User avatar #21 - ScottP (02/26/2013) [-]
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
User avatar #19 - newbtube (02/26/2013) [-]
that does make sense but in jumanji, when the boy rolled the dice, the game said "in the jungle you must wait until someone rolls 5 or 8" then he got sucked into the game. and since the girl was the only other player, she would have to keep rolling until she gets 5 or 8. i doubt that she wouldn't be able to finish the game without him if all she had to do was roll one of those two numbers. she would probably have to keep playing by herself until she does.
User avatar #58 - zafara (02/26/2013) [-]
I guess. It's never really explained in Jumanji since the girl stopped playing. In Zathura, it is specifically mentioned that more than one player is needed.
#1 - if my mom saw this she would probably say "you must have …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2013 on Title +4
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#6 - is it weird that i pronounced that in the gay est way possibl…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on *sigh* +3
User avatar #12 - aldheim (02/22/2013) [-]
In your voice?
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#130 - That self repairing computer kind of worries me. They could be…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on Science, Feb 11-17 +5
User avatar #169 - arsenymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Scientist take many steps to make sure this does not happen, they watch movies to.
#8 - i knew where this was going after the first 3 sentences 02/18/2013 on ..... HA! 0
#7 - Picture 02/16/2013 on Thanks Obama! +11
#5 - Either i have a weird fetish or i'm so lonely that my standard…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Do you even tit!?!? +4
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#1 - Even though ash gets a lot of criticism, i feel like if the sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Champion motha fuckin red +7
#58 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
neg mod me all you guys want but i really dont like how often ash loses i mean wasnt he the champion of one region and he lost to a starter snivy and that was the guys first battle it was almost a one hit kill
#14 - komoikluku (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll always pick red over ash but if the show were to ever end, well it would be a mourning day.
#2 - Who cares. With a body like that, her face wouldn't even matte…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2013 on perhaps you should dare... +128
User avatar #39 - andnowducks (02/11/2013) [-]
And what if she's a bitch?
#37 - onipure (02/11/2013) [-]
what i thought of what you just said
User avatar #6 - dayasalion (02/11/2013) [-]
and that's how unicorns were born.
User avatar #41 - dayasalion (02/12/2013) [-]
so no one remembers the original comic that pic is from. okay.
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#17 - it goes in the order of the pokedex. stantler is #234  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Pokemon Facts 12 +4
User avatar #40 - DiabloStrawhat (02/10/2013) [-]
Nice avatar.
User avatar #75 - newbtube (02/10/2013) [-]
thanks
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#1 - wynaut? that's the way it is. 02/09/2013 on Pokemon Facts 11 +8
#8 - its Raditz man...Raditz  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Rule 63's a beautiful thing... +18
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#8 - newbtube (02/08/2013) [-]
its Raditz man...Raditz
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#10 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
You trading those Funnyjunk points?
User avatar #11 to #10 - newbtube ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
never
#12 to #11 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
What about the items?
User avatar #13 to #12 - newbtube ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
sure. what do you want
#14 to #13 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
The Funnyjunk nuggets
User avatar #15 to #14 - newbtube ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
what would you trade it for
#16 to #15 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
Is a slenderman fair enough?
User avatar #17 to #16 - newbtube ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
sure. make the trade
#18 to #17 - itemmaaan (12/12/2012) [-]
Okay
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