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Date Signed Up:1/12/2012
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#73634 - well i have a story for you one time i was having sex…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Social Board +2
User avatar #73635 - unncommon (04/01/2013) [-]
That sucks. I've sexed a lot. I've sexed like 100 times in a week before.
Right after I got done lifting.
User avatar #73638 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
thats nothing. i remember i had sex with 4 girls on a motorcycle, doing a wheelie WHILE lifting.
#73658 - unncommon (04/01/2013) [-]
Holy Dickens. You're hard core enough to fit in here.
#73630 - never been to this board before. what exactly do you guys do?  [+] (18 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #73657 - gmarrox (04/01/2013) [-]
We touch phallus. Take your phallus and press it against


my phallus.
#73675 - loveyameanish (04/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #73659 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
you know if you would've just said penis i wouldn't have had wasted my energy googling phallus
User avatar #73640 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/01/2013) [-]
e explore the depths of our wn sick and twisted minds. Delving into our most inner depravities that we didn't even know we had. Come, let us journey.
User avatar #73641 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
my mind isn't that twisted so i guess i'm going to have to read about everyone else's. you feel like sharing?
User avatar #73642 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/01/2013) [-]
This one time i had a nightmare that strangers were in my house and we were avoiding them by hiding inside of a totem pole. Then we ran outside and a pack of polar bears took my mom away and ate her. And I cried. Childhood is amazing isnt it? The silly things your mind creates to fill the void.
User avatar #73643 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
that does not sound like the type of dreams children should have. were you mad at your mother for some reason, because that's probably why she was the only one eaten. and how exactly did you fit in a totem pole?
User avatar #73644 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/01/2013) [-]
Naw i wasnt mad. She was dragged away into darkness by the polar bears while scremaing and reaching for my hand to help her while terrified. I fought all I could but her hand sliped away. Then I woke up.

And idk..... I just remember penguins and shit being in my house and i was inside of a totem pole looking at them through the eyeholes.

And yeah kids shouldnt dream about that shit..... but I have a unique mind.
User avatar #73645 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
why were you the only one trying to help her? were you in the north pole or something?
User avatar #73646 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/01/2013) [-]
i was in my house..... these fucks came in.

I swear if I was having a vision of the future in sodewords turning out to involve america being invaded and having to hide and sneak around my home, watching my loved ones taken by outside forces, Ill be pissed.

What did you have for lunch today?
User avatar #73647 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
beans. just beans. honestly i could've made something better but i was just too fucking lazy
User avatar #73648 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/01/2013) [-]
Full of nutrients, beans are.
User avatar #73649 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
yea but i should've ate something with more nutrients
User avatar #73633 - unncommon (04/01/2013) [-]
Tell people we have sex when we really don't.
User avatar #73634 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
well i have a story for you

one time i was having sex with this girl. then i realized that she wasn't there anymore because it never happened. the end
User avatar #73635 - unncommon (04/01/2013) [-]
That sucks. I've sexed a lot. I've sexed like 100 times in a week before.
Right after I got done lifting.
User avatar #73638 - newbtube (04/01/2013) [-]
thats nothing. i remember i had sex with 4 girls on a motorcycle, doing a wheelie WHILE lifting.
#73658 - unncommon (04/01/2013) [-]
Holy Dickens. You're hard core enough to fit in here.
#1 - THIS IS ******* RIDICULOUS! 03/31/2013 on sunday is best day 0
#4 - i don't know where you come from, but here, we give out thumbs… 03/29/2013 on happend to me.. +36
#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on That Awkward Moment When +30
#154 - xpeh (03/29/2013) [-]
"Like what you see? Yeah, that's right, keep your eyes to yourself. I don't swing that way. I'M A REAL MAN!"
#27 - another reason for me to hate the ocean 03/27/2013 on This is a Bobbit Worm 0
#7 - [insert black man stealing bike joke] 03/24/2013 on Just a gorilla riding a bike +4
#17 - Picture 03/14/2013 on NOPE +2
#24 - im reading bakuman right now. 03/14/2013 on Pull over dat ass too fat +1
#22 - didn't really expect anyone to actually give me a url. i wante… 03/13/2013 on /b/ on Dolphins +1
#20 - da fuq man. didnt need to see that ****  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on /b/ on Dolphins 0
User avatar #21 - siridontcare (03/13/2013) [-]
what where you expecting with the topic being dolphin vagina?
User avatar #22 - newbtube (03/13/2013) [-]
didn't really expect anyone to actually give me a url. i wanted to ignore it but my curiosity got the best of me.
#14 - why? its a dolphin vagina. even if i've never seen one i can p… 03/13/2013 on /b/ on Dolphins 0
#11 - oh....well **** that im out 03/13/2013 on /b/ on Dolphins 0
#9 - what was the ******* picture!  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2013 on /b/ on Dolphins 0
User avatar #20 - newbtube (03/13/2013) [-]
da fuq man. didnt need to see that shit
User avatar #21 - siridontcare (03/13/2013) [-]
what where you expecting with the topic being dolphin vagina?
User avatar #22 - newbtube (03/13/2013) [-]
didn't really expect anyone to actually give me a url. i wanted to ignore it but my curiosity got the best of me.
#9 - if my parents foud my por they would probably disown me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on That Feel +19
#33 - kilik (03/12/2013) [-]
related
#29 - Picture 03/07/2013 on A Flaming Roundhouse Kick... +1
#230 - someone's having a bad day. take this gif, it will make yo… 03/06/2013 on Found out some exciting news! +1
#12 - people don't seem to react when there's a plan. if someone pos…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Jim Carrey, being.. Jim Carrey +39
#70 - opsbuttbuddy (03/04/2013) [-]
also the fact that not nearly the same amount of people browse nsfw that there are that browse sfw
#242 - pretty big turn actually the manga and anime separated somewhe…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on 2 Anime Fans Have A Little... +1
User avatar #246 - tacotacoboy (03/03/2013) [-]
thanks, I started reading it after the responses. Just hope it doesn't come down to Maka's bravery punch again. That was a fucking cop-out.
#170 - i liike to think they weren't making enough money to continue …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2013 on 2 Anime Fans Have A Little... 0
User avatar #240 - tacotacoboy (03/03/2013) [-]
I should have known better than to just leave it with the anime.
Does the manga take that different of a turn than what the anime did?
User avatar #242 - newbtube (03/03/2013) [-]
pretty big turn actually the manga and anime separated somewhere around the 30th chapter, and the manga has over 100 chapters. the kishin isn't dead yet but the just started fighting him in the recent one.
User avatar #246 - tacotacoboy (03/03/2013) [-]
thanks, I started reading it after the responses. Just hope it doesn't come down to Maka's bravery punch again. That was a fucking cop-out.
#62 - I've watched DBZ and other anime before naruto and I still lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2013 on 2 Anime Fans Have A Little... +1
#75 - rednax (03/02/2013) [-]
The issues lies within the arguments used. Naruto is just as bad on all the mentioned points.
#76 - rednax (03/02/2013) [-]
Lie*
#3 - Picture 03/02/2013 on Army of happy lighters +2
#136 - Picture 03/02/2013 on Nostalgy Cat +1
#14 - its the piece from the iron giant must've shrunk  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Buttplug? +5
#15 - locke (02/26/2013) [-]
hey buddy, screw you... get it? yeah yeah i know, terrible joke, i'll now go sit in the corner.
#21 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
i'm sure your pun making skills will turn around for you one day.
#44 - it just occurred to me that people are probably looking at thi… 02/26/2013 on True 0
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#10 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
You trading those Funnyjunk points?
User avatar #11 to #10 - newbtube (12/11/2012) [-]
never
#12 to #11 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
What about the items?
User avatar #13 to #12 - newbtube (12/11/2012) [-]
sure. what do you want
#14 to #13 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
The Funnyjunk nuggets
User avatar #15 to #14 - newbtube (12/11/2012) [-]
what would you trade it for
#16 to #15 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
Is a slenderman fair enough?
User avatar #17 to #16 - newbtube (12/12/2012) [-]
sure. make the trade
#18 to #17 - itemmaaan (12/12/2012) [-]
Okay
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