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#53 - **newbtube rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at S… 08/16/2013 on List of FJ Fears +1
#4 - what if they had swimming trunks on? 08/14/2013 on Drop the soap +1
#21 - i read the title before the picture loaded and i automatically… 08/14/2013 on Found Phanacts Bike +1
#13 - Picture 07/31/2013 on It's magic! +2
#14 - i keep watching the zombie being pushed against the wall 07/27/2013 on I'm a crocs guy +14
#24 - you would most likely lose your mind. Go insane from doing abs…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on I see not the bad part 0
#25 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
I would still take it over nothingness. It has been my dream for years to be immortal. I don't believe that will ever happen but maybe some day some how.
#26 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
If you go insane, you can enjoy your own company.
#21 - even if you ended up being the last living thing on earth?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2013 on I see not the bad part 0
#22 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
Even if I was randomly floating thru space. I would rather be alone than to not be.
User avatar #24 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
you would most likely lose your mind. Go insane from doing absolutely nothing for years.
#25 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
I would still take it over nothingness. It has been my dream for years to be immortal. I don't believe that will ever happen but maybe some day some how.
#26 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
If you go insane, you can enjoy your own company.
#19 - immortality is a curse. not a blessing  [+] (11 new replies) 07/24/2013 on I see not the bad part 0
#20 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
I disagree. I would love to be immortal. Bad times, loosing loved ones, and seeing terrible things in the world. I would take all of that over not existing, being unable to think or feel, or even observe the world. I would take soul crushing loneliness over nonexistence.
#37 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
"You might, if you knew what it meant."

I used to think that I would give up everything even my life to become a ghost that would be forever so I could see the future and explore the galaxy, but I'm not sure anymore. I don't think I would want to give up the things I love. The people I love.
#46 - killerdeath (07/25/2013) [-]
You would loose all of them anyway. Why not keep living to love more things?
User avatar #47 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, if I was a ghost I wouldn't be able to receive love back. If I was immortal as the content says I would end up looking like Urgot from League of Legends. "Eternal life; endless torture."
Gold, silver, gems, oil, these things are valuable because they are finite. If dirt was gold then gold would be worthless. If life was endless then life would be meaningless.
Life is only precious because it ends.
#48 - killerdeath (07/25/2013) [-]
To simply be in the world is wonderful. Life is meaningless but that doesn't mean it isn't wonderful. Regardless. I would take infinite life over non existence.
#49 - articulate (07/25/2013) [-]
You don't really have that choice though. That is like saying "I would rather be fat and happy than poor and starving." Of course you would.
There must be equal payment for the wish. If you had eternal life you would eventually go insane and your body would deteriorate. See the picture, this is Urgot. He has eternal life.
You can look like him, be insane, and eternal pain. Or you can live out your short human life and be thankful that you have even that.
Reminds me of a story I once read where some animals, I forget which ones exactly, but I believe it was a human, a dog, a cow, and something else. God is giving years of life and happiness to each animal and each animal asks for less time until the human who asks for the years that the other animals gave up and receives them. Then it says that that is why we have years of happiness and youth, but then when we get older our bodies begin to fail us because we were not meant to live that long.
User avatar #21 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
even if you ended up being the last living thing on earth?
#22 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
Even if I was randomly floating thru space. I would rather be alone than to not be.
User avatar #24 - newbtube (07/24/2013) [-]
you would most likely lose your mind. Go insane from doing absolutely nothing for years.
#25 - killerdeath (07/24/2013) [-]
I would still take it over nothingness. It has been my dream for years to be immortal. I don't believe that will ever happen but maybe some day some how.
#26 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
If you go insane, you can enjoy your own company.
#37 - FMA brotherhood was better than the original. But the opening … 07/23/2013 on It's time brother +1
#118 - i didn't get any hedgehogs from my first name so i used my middle 07/23/2013 on sanic 0
#9 - what are you doubting exactly? 07/22/2013 on wat a twist +2
#10 - Picture 07/21/2013 on i can't find a relevant title. +4
#6 - for some reason i thought about what it would be like if whale… 07/21/2013 on Whale 0
#4 - i just watched that episode yesterday and i don't even remembe… 07/21/2013 on which is just crazy talk +1
#8 - no start from the 9th doctor and keep going 07/17/2013 on every time. 0
#2 - i did my best  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on By Stendarr's Beard! +4
User avatar #4 - konradkurze (07/12/2013) [-]
reese witherspoon pointy chin
#9 - im sure this guy is just ******* with you. 07/10/2013 on FALCON POKE +4
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Meanwhile in Japan +187
User avatar #15 - MrSunday (07/10/2013) [-]
oh it looks like the flag
#77 - hidanfangirl (07/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - LookinHereWhy (07/10/2013) [-]
REALLY?
I DIDN'T KNOW!
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#21 - this will now be my new avatar 07/09/2013 on Too soon Dean… +4
#8 - I know gangs are pretty ****** up, but i find it …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on T.K. 0
User avatar #9 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
He might've seen her falling in love with someone outside of the Yakuza as a grave dishonor and a slap to his pride, making him justify his killing of her as pruning the branches of dishonor.

I dunno, it's got its plotholes like any other theory. I really like it, nonetheless.
#6 - so....the yakuza boss killed his own daughter?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2013 on T.K. 0
User avatar #7 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
She was the thing TK wanted most, so he sought to deprive him of that.
User avatar #8 - newbtube (07/08/2013) [-]
I know gangs are pretty fucked up, but i find it hard to believe that a yakuza boss would kill his own daughter just to torture some guy. they usually treasure they're family the most.
User avatar #9 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
He might've seen her falling in love with someone outside of the Yakuza as a grave dishonor and a slap to his pride, making him justify his killing of her as pruning the branches of dishonor.

I dunno, it's got its plotholes like any other theory. I really like it, nonetheless.
#4 - i wish they would've told us how he died  [+] (13 new replies) 07/08/2013 on T.K. +3
User avatar #20 - drtrousersnake (07/08/2013) [-]
they might tell us in the prequel manga (Angel Beats!: Heaven's Door)
although the Yakuza theory in comment 5 is cute and feely, so I would accept that
User avatar #5 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
There is a hugely plausible theory on his life/death that I accept in my headcanon.

It goes like this.

"TK was an American citizen who fell in love with a daughter of a Yakuza Boss. When the Yakuza Boss found out they were both thrown in cells right next to each other, but so soundproof that they couldn't hear each other. Starved for a week, they were brought out again, and TK was told that he had to dance, and if he stopped dancing, then they would have the girl lose body parts, one by one. TK danced for 5 days straight until he was immobile, and his girlfriend died. TK was tortured to death slowly for a month. When he appears as he is in Angel Beats, he remembered nothing of his past life, only the words "I kiss you," the first English sentence his girlfriend had learned."
User avatar #19 - larsemanxd (07/08/2013) [-]
Also : T.K. --> Tachibana Kanade ...
#18 - sienimies (07/08/2013) [-]
And i was having such a nice day.
#16 - rainbowtacos (07/08/2013) [-]
That is some hardcore feels, and fits right in with the Angel Beats universe.
User avatar #14 - hhanako (07/08/2013) [-]
i always figureds that it was his life goal to be a professional dancer or something like that but he ended up dying after being in a coma for a while from a dance move done wrong
#11 - holmborn (07/08/2013) [-]
but isnt that just theory?
is there any hints or something that actually points to that?
User avatar #17 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, unfortunately, and I doubt Key would confirm or deny it. They might just want him there for comic relief and nothing else, so why elaborate on him any further than a goofy character who dances and spews '80s stock phrases?
#10 - tormain (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - newbtube (07/08/2013) [-]
so....the yakuza boss killed his own daughter?
User avatar #7 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
She was the thing TK wanted most, so he sought to deprive him of that.
User avatar #8 - newbtube (07/08/2013) [-]
I know gangs are pretty fucked up, but i find it hard to believe that a yakuza boss would kill his own daughter just to torture some guy. they usually treasure they're family the most.
User avatar #9 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
He might've seen her falling in love with someone outside of the Yakuza as a grave dishonor and a slap to his pride, making him justify his killing of her as pruning the branches of dishonor.

I dunno, it's got its plotholes like any other theory. I really like it, nonetheless.
#4 - barbecued ribs 06/26/2013 on Quick abs +50
#3 - they must've found a voltborb in his bag 06/23/2013 on Random +2
#77 - he was telling her to come back 06/23/2013 on just in case you weren't... 0
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#10 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
You trading those Funnyjunk points?
User avatar #11 to #10 - newbtube (12/11/2012) [-]
never
#12 to #11 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
What about the items?
User avatar #13 to #12 - newbtube (12/11/2012) [-]
sure. what do you want
#14 to #13 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
The Funnyjunk nuggets
User avatar #15 to #14 - newbtube (12/11/2012) [-]
what would you trade it for
#16 to #15 - itemmaaan (12/11/2012) [-]
Is a slenderman fair enough?
User avatar #17 to #16 - newbtube (12/12/2012) [-]
sure. make the trade
#18 to #17 - itemmaaan (12/12/2012) [-]
Okay
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