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#6 - so....the yakuza boss killed his own daughter?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2013 on T.K. 0
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#7 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
She was the thing TK wanted most, so he sought to deprive him of that.
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#8 - newbtube (07/08/2013) [-]
I know gangs are pretty fucked up, but i find it hard to believe that a yakuza boss would kill his own daughter just to torture some guy. they usually treasure they're family the most.
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#9 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
He might've seen her falling in love with someone outside of the Yakuza as a grave dishonor and a slap to his pride, making him justify his killing of her as pruning the branches of dishonor.

I dunno, it's got its plotholes like any other theory. I really like it, nonetheless.
#4 - i wish they would've told us how he died  [+] (13 new replies) 07/08/2013 on T.K. +3
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#20 - drtrousersnake (07/08/2013) [-]
they might tell us in the prequel manga (Angel Beats!: Heaven's Door)
although the Yakuza theory in comment 5 is cute and feely, so I would accept that
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#5 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
There is a hugely plausible theory on his life/death that I accept in my headcanon.

It goes like this.

"TK was an American citizen who fell in love with a daughter of a Yakuza Boss. When the Yakuza Boss found out they were both thrown in cells right next to each other, but so soundproof that they couldn't hear each other. Starved for a week, they were brought out again, and TK was told that he had to dance, and if he stopped dancing, then they would have the girl lose body parts, one by one. TK danced for 5 days straight until he was immobile, and his girlfriend died. TK was tortured to death slowly for a month. When he appears as he is in Angel Beats, he remembered nothing of his past life, only the words "I kiss you," the first English sentence his girlfriend had learned."
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#19 - larsemanxd (07/08/2013) [-]
Also : T.K. --> Tachibana Kanade ...
#18 - sienimies (07/08/2013) [-]
And i was having such a nice day.
#16 - rainbowtacos (07/08/2013) [-]
That is some hardcore feels, and fits right in with the Angel Beats universe.
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#14 - hhanako (07/08/2013) [-]
i always figureds that it was his life goal to be a professional dancer or something like that but he ended up dying after being in a coma for a while from a dance move done wrong
#11 - holmborn (07/08/2013) [-]
but isnt that just theory?
is there any hints or something that actually points to that?
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#17 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, unfortunately, and I doubt Key would confirm or deny it. They might just want him there for comic relief and nothing else, so why elaborate on him any further than a goofy character who dances and spews '80s stock phrases?
#10 - tormain (07/08/2013) [-]
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#6 - newbtube (07/08/2013) [-]
so....the yakuza boss killed his own daughter?
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#7 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
She was the thing TK wanted most, so he sought to deprive him of that.
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#8 - newbtube (07/08/2013) [-]
I know gangs are pretty fucked up, but i find it hard to believe that a yakuza boss would kill his own daughter just to torture some guy. they usually treasure they're family the most.
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#9 - ZalgotheImminent (07/08/2013) [-]
He might've seen her falling in love with someone outside of the Yakuza as a grave dishonor and a slap to his pride, making him justify his killing of her as pruning the branches of dishonor.

I dunno, it's got its plotholes like any other theory. I really like it, nonetheless.
#4 - barbecued ribs 06/26/2013 on Quick abs +50
#3 - Comment deleted 06/23/2013 on Random +2
#77 - he was telling her to come back 06/23/2013 on just in case you weren't... 0
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#17 - wanna know how i found this? its from this amazing website cal…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on don't try at home, and... 0
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#18 - ariusbrightwing (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm terrible at googling things, thankies. :>
#9 - im confused. weren' t they always watching us?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on Phones lately +1
#12 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Yes, they have been watching us for a long time, but actual evidence relating to it, as opposed to the so called "conspiracy theorist" (factist) rants has finally come out.

The damn hippies were right.
#119 - can you tell me the source of this. you know, for science n ****  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Japan What the hell? 0
#130 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Natsu Yasumi
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#128 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Don't ask why i know this
#18 - and now you get to see it today. aren't you lucky 06/11/2013 on Robert Downey Junior everyone +37