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#122 - Awesome game, but I'll need a mouse next time, touch pad just … 05/02/2015 on BALLS BALLS BALLS 0
#116 - Portugal you bastard! 05/02/2015 on BALLS BALLS BALLS 0
#47 - Despite the fact that he has died before, doesn't superman als…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... +3
User avatar #49 - Vpirate (04/30/2015) [-]
He does have a limit, however, it's variable upon the color of the sun and how much solar energy he has absorbed from it.
#58 - sherlockbatman (04/30/2015) [-]
don't forget All-Star Superman, where we learn that when superman overcharges his power, it gives him super explodo-cancer and kills him by bursting every one of his cells with too much power, so he can't even really increase his strength to match Hulk without detonating himself into a fine, burning mist.
User avatar #59 - Vpirate (04/30/2015) [-]
That's AU
In the primary universe, Superman can charge hisself in the sun for an unlimited amount of time (From what has been shown, at least)
User avatar #72 - garaichu (04/30/2015) [-]
Isn't there a universe where Supes stays inside the sun for 10000 years and essentially becomes God? Y'know, Omnipotence, Omniscience, Omnipresence etc?
User avatar #75 - Vpirate (04/30/2015) [-]
I believe that's the Prime universe, yes.

That's also the universe where the version of Superboy that punched reality so hard it ressurected Jason Todd came from
User avatar #62 - sherlockbatman (04/30/2015) [-]
technically, hulk can increase his mass and power by absorbing more gamma radiation.
hulk could just eat a gamma reactor and get orders of magnitude stronger.
same principle, they're both powered by radiation. they can both pump up by sitting in a reactor for a while, so it doesn't tip the scales
User avatar #63 - Vpirate (04/30/2015) [-]
But Hulk doesn't need a radioactive charge to maintain his strength, as Superman does
In a theoretical fight, all Hulk would have to do is survive long enough to run Superman's energy reserves dry and just pummel him.
#97 - popeflatus (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm not a fan of Superman but he could grab Hulk and throw him into space. He can't breathe there..
User avatar #196 - Vpirate (04/30/2015) [-]
Yes he can.

In World War Hulk he was shown outside a spaceship smashing asteroids with no gear on.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (04/30/2015) [-]
ah yes, hulk's real advantage over superman: his ability to break the laws of conservation of energy.
superman needs solar radiation to fuel his powers.
hulk somehow converts anger into gamma energy for unlimited free power
User avatar #66 - Vpirate (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, both are OP in their own rights.
#46 - Oh gosh, that fight between Hulk and Tony was pretty flipping …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Batman V Ironman : Dawn of... +2
#118 - cursesnew (04/30/2015) [-]
Loved the "I'm sorry" part. I believe that was the time when Tony showed true fear. The other time was when he saw his own weapons being used against him.
#57 - Never said they shouldn't get a cut, but such a large cut is q… 04/25/2015 on Paying for mods 0
#56 - You have that ability, yes. You know your choices and their i… 04/25/2015 on Paying for mods 0
#50 - I gotta admit, I'm not against this whole idea of people getti…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Paying for mods +1
#101 - fulgrimventris (04/25/2015) [-]
Valve also legally owns each mod put up for sale. haha fuck you chesko


#82 - Ken M (04/25/2015) [-]
donations, patreon, these are good ways. a paywall is literally the most retarded way to mess up mods i am copy pasting this, but it gets my point across. if i appreciate a mod i will donate, but this new system just made mods into retarded dlc. the oblivion horse armour dlc was a joke for a reason
#55 - Ken M (04/25/2015) [-]
why would steam not get a cut? more people are going to see the content on steam get a clue you raging liberal.
User avatar #57 - nevrit (04/25/2015) [-]
Never said they shouldn't get a cut, but such a large cut is quite a bit much.
#53 - sumerfag (04/25/2015) [-]
and I can always just pirate a mod
User avatar #56 - nevrit (04/25/2015) [-]
You have that ability, yes. You know your choices and their implications and I don't need to explain to you.
#29 - Calm down ***** 04/24/2015 on Biggest plot twist ever 0
#51 - Yea, I completely get where you are coming from. I mean I can… 04/21/2015 on Gamestop workers day. +1
#43 - Almost any form of retail blows. Manager in retail is worse. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Gamestop workers day. +1
User avatar #49 - AlexPaincakes (04/21/2015) [-]
The money is alright but not worth it to be the fuck boy that has to take shit from every pissy customer, because they want to come in with an attitude and take their day out on me.

Like who has the audacity to take back the whole $30 dollar order and say you forgot my two soft tacos and now I need my whole order replaced because it's going to be cold by time I get home.

And I usually will just stare at them for a good solid moment and ask why they brought back the entire meal, but they usually just give me a retarded answer and I have to remake their food or Taco Bell will get shitty with me.
User avatar #51 - nevrit (04/21/2015) [-]
Yea, I completely get where you are coming from. I mean I can understand if you got a meal and you got the wrong thing and wanting to do a swap out, but do it in a polite manner. If there's one thing retail has taught me, respect the person who is helping you. Be it customer service or food service. You don't have to like the person, but that doesn't mean you need to treat them as anything less than a person. I've had people before who bought things on ebay and expected my store to cover a warrenty because what they got didn't work.

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