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Date Signed Up:9/18/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
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#142 - we're gonna make it brah  [+] (8 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Check your health privilege +10
User avatar #315 - nyawgga (11/23/2014) [-]
FUCKING NICE PROGRESS DUDE.

What's your program? I do crossfit
User avatar #316 - nevolmon (11/23/2014) [-]
calorie counting using myfitnesspal, I also do a program called startbodyweight since my local gym only has dumbells.
User avatar #318 - nyawgga (11/24/2014) [-]
Sweet dude. Soon I'm going to start doing the 5x5 stronglift program. I've got a buddy who does it, I'm gonna ask him about it
User avatar #293 - ScottP (11/23/2014) [-]
Improvement is always good man! Keep it up!
#184 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
dude, wtf is wrong with ur nipples
#156 - theist (11/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #157 - nevolmon (11/23/2014) [-]
I love you
#158 - theist (11/23/2014) [-]
love you too
#156 - karambits are the fedora of knives.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Blade art 0
#167 - stubbyftw (11/23/2014) [-]
No you are...
#8 - "clips"  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Movie joke +8
User avatar #14 - propanex (11/23/2014) [-]
/k/'s internally
#4 - a bullet in the butt wouldn't have killed him anyway.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Can nothing stop a Nokia -11
User avatar #55 - rokkarokkaali (11/23/2014) [-]
It's ok to get shot as long as you don't die.
User avatar #47 - teoragnar (11/23/2014) [-]
You don't wanna be shot in the butt.
#23 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
It could have very easily killed him.
#22 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
A bullet in the phone mutch less...
#17 - medexplain (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah... about that...
User avatar #56 - bluerangermartin (11/23/2014) [-]
and once it gets nicked, theres no one around here able to un-nick it
#44 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
That's a picture in ventral perspective, so of the front leg., but you are right nevertheless. I like this one better, it represents the backside of the right leg.
#6 - theXsjados (11/22/2014) [-]
Could have been enough to cause him to be unable to run.
#2 - this guy knows what's up  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Math +21
User avatar #15 - aldkai (11/23/2014) [-]
It's probably been made by some edgy Tumblr user that forgot that running is a thing and only takes its perspective from videogames.
User avatar #33 - donatelo (11/23/2014) [-]
-1
User avatar #34 - aldkai (11/23/2014) [-]
That's a cool story.
User avatar #36 - donatelo (11/23/2014) [-]
#4 - just use rings instead.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Fitness guru +38
User avatar #64 - thewulfman (11/23/2014) [-]
Christ, a panda lifts more than me.
User avatar #23 - reekballs (11/23/2014) [-]
le gurdins of the galxer implicatione
User avatar #31 - sheepe (11/23/2014) [-]
but thats a panda
#41 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
A red panda
#5 - The nazis were the closest thing we've ever had to warhammer 40k.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Wundercannonshrek +88
#54 - Kairyuka (11/22/2014) [-]
It's almost like WH40K's designs were somehow inspired by nazi designs...
User avatar #57 - logicstrike (11/22/2014) [-]
more accurately it's more from Roman, and imperial fascism in general
User avatar #58 - Kairyuka (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah but they're obviously inspired by nazis too. Hell the entire "In the future, there is only war" REEKS of post-World War depression sci-fi
User avatar #36 - nekaz (11/22/2014) [-]
better feed more jews to the emper-i mean gas chamber
#20 - waffermelone (11/22/2014) [-]
i wonder how our world would look like if the Nazism ( + the nazi scientists had survived )
#35 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
only white people
other races working as slaves
white people would be like the master race, having 20 woman, other races working for them
crazy technologie, german nazi scientists were fucking crazy
we would have killed aids, cancer and all the other deseases because the nazis would test their pills on living people, other races

as a white male we would live in paradise if nazis took over but
all other not white would be living in hell
#24 - flippiobaie (11/22/2014) [-]
Ever play the new Wolfenstein? thought it was a pretty good possibility for what could happen.
User avatar #26 - waffermelone (11/22/2014) [-]
not the new one but the older one, but still, thats a possibility
User avatar #21 - jollybollocks (11/22/2014) [-]
Most of the scientists of the time did survive and went to work with the US on space and nuclear technologies
User avatar #22 - waffermelone (11/22/2014) [-]
that's true, but a lot of then had less restrictions in making tests subjects on the nazi labs (i know its terrible what they did with the subjects)

sorry for my bad english
#37 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
Well, there's MK Ultra. But I guess that's more of a 1984 shit than WH 40K
User avatar #19 - RiflemanFunny (11/22/2014) [-]
If they were given 3 more years, it would have been. The tanks they had planned would shit on an Abrams or any modern tank.
#11 - why do conservatives have so many mentally ill/autistic childr… 11/22/2014 on The next generation is... 0
#134 - I live in north florida, all we have is sand. 11/22/2014 on Fucking metal 0
#8 - gotta love Cliffy B. It's a shame he will probably never finis…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Love this guy 0
#10 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
Considering his contributions to the industry are mediocre at best, no, I don't think anyone has to love him let alone like him.
#35 - HFW he goes to the principal's office.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Admin's in the wrong game +155
#84 - acksl (11/22/2014) [-]
Look, Fuck you
Fuck the plane you flew in on
Fuck them shoes
Fuck those socks with the belt on it
Fuck yo gay ass fairy faggot accent
Fuck them cheap ass cigars
Fuck yo yuk-mouth teeth
Fuck yo hair piece
Fuck yo chocolate
Fuck Guy Ritchie
Fuck Prince William
Fuck the Queen
This is America
My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga!
Now get the fuck out my hotel room and if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you
User avatar #129 - atheistzilla (11/22/2014) [-]
wich episode is this from?
#133 - acksl (11/22/2014) [-]
For the quote and the episode nevolmon was reffering to:

The Fundraiser is the seventh episode of the third season of the Adult Swim original series The Boondocks. It aired on June 13, 2010

The nodding gif:

No fucking clue
#134 - atheistzilla (11/22/2014) [-]
thank you very much
#114 - I have always wanted to do this, think the swampy regions of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Fucking metal 0
User avatar #133 - kibbleking (11/22/2014) [-]
Don't go to Arkansas man all we got is red rock.
User avatar #134 - nevolmon (11/22/2014) [-]
I live in north florida, all we have is sand.
#125 - fresighto (11/22/2014) [-]
You can just order ore
#161 - unfortunately carbon is completely non-toxic.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Dragonkin 0
User avatar #184 - plazmaflare (11/22/2014) [-]
That won't stop it from cutting their intestines.
#8 - well the dick in the ass is easy to avoid, you just have to st…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Description 0
User avatar #9 - mrmuffins (11/19/2014) [-]
You could also stab them first over a cigarette.
#11 - go there in a morphsuit so they can't tell what your race or g… 11/19/2014 on Just saw this... Oh dear 0
#6 - a dick in the ass is a lot less scary than being stabbed to de…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Description 0
#14 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
If you're that afraid why not just them the cigarette?
User avatar #13 - heartlessrobot (11/19/2014) [-]
A dick in the ass is only scary if you don't know it's clean.
Or aren't in to that sort of thing.
#7 - lolkeklol (11/19/2014) [-]
i disagree
User avatar #8 - nevolmon (11/19/2014) [-]
well the dick in the ass is easy to avoid, you just have to stick your dick in their ass first and assert your dominance.
User avatar #9 - mrmuffins (11/19/2014) [-]
You could also stab them first over a cigarette.
#49 - I learned about it from a survival documentary. 11/18/2014 on Enjoy every second 0
#25 - wolf spiders, gotta love them. 11/18/2014 on damn hooligans +1
#29 - people who live isolated from all human contact like that slow…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Enjoy every second 0
User avatar #45 - plasticcup (11/18/2014) [-]
Is that what you believe?
User avatar #49 - nevolmon (11/18/2014) [-]
I learned about it from a survival documentary.
#46 - migueldecervantes (11/18/2014) [-]
That's a psychological fact.
#20 - cars don't make you fat, eating too much makes you fat. 11/18/2014 on people people 0
#40 - when you **** up the textures in your game. 11/18/2014 on There's a glitch in the matrix +1
#55 - mexican druglord starter pack  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on favorite twitter account +8
#111 - xermudco (11/18/2014) [-]
Nah
the druglord is with a better gun, and simpler clothes.
This is the Patrick Bateman wannabe starter pack.
#48 - that was my initial plan, I was going to say that it has to be… 11/18/2014 on Natural Selection 2 +1
#36 - I've always wanted to make fake bomb recipes for ISIS that wil…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Natural Selection 2 0
User avatar #45 - phanacit (11/18/2014) [-]

mix bleach, and ammonia
then pour in into a container and release it inside a window less room with you in it
this will highten your bodies ability to fight

User avatar #48 - nevolmon (11/18/2014) [-]
that was my initial plan, I was going to say that it has to be mixed in a room with no sunlight reaching it or it will mess up the reaction, and if you blow bubbles into it long enough if will form a solid moldable explosive. I was going to make a fake isis twitter or facebook and make fake infographics like that and shit.
User avatar #44 - racistwhiteboy (11/18/2014) [-]
YOU WONT
#60 - cardio is a bitch aint it?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on That is super saiyan... +1
User avatar #70 - badgerbaiting (11/18/2014) [-]
I don't mind cardio, but there's the pre joining fitness test 2.4km in 12.5 min then in 2.4km in less than 10.5 min, all done on a treadmill which means I've got to train on a treadmill which is dull as fuck. Hate those fucking things.
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