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#10 - can't flimflam the zimzam 05/28/2014 on too soon? +2
#6 - being dazed on a flying mount. 05/28/2014 on Being dazed in wow 0
#17 - America and denmark are mentioned in the same post, ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Gawd Bless Murica +100
User avatar #78 - tittylovin (05/04/2014) [-]
That is the best face-touch ecstasy image I've ever seen.
#19 - isn't atari completely gone now?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on 1: Atari 2: ??? 3: Profit 0
#20 - stopsdropsand (04/28/2014) [-]
They just crawled out of bankruptcy and they are now making social casino games or some shit. They have a staff of 10 people now.
#157 - "I'd like to buy a gun" "let me do a quick …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on I can't be bothered to... +2
#164 - annonymousjoe (04/26/2014) [-]
I happen to live in Florida, Fort Lauderdale area I think you meant drugs when you said guns
User avatar #158 - thirdjess (04/26/2014) [-]
I know
#7 - is there a version of this entire comic in color?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Can you believe his luck ? 0
#8 - bluemagebrilly (04/19/2014) [-]
Only the first half that I'm aware of.
User avatar #9 - xanderpetty (04/19/2014) [-]
have a link to the Black and white one?
#38 - innawoods is pretty much my plan for everything. 04/19/2014 on Zombie Apocalypse +1
#2 - somewhere a graphic designer is laughing his ass off as he pac… 04/19/2014 on COCK +1
#3 - /g/ warned us, why didn't we listen?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Google ..... scary +1
User avatar #4 - evilanakie (04/19/2014) [-]
i was on /hm/ instead
#4 - how did this start anyway? i'm legitimately curious.  [+] (22 new replies) 04/19/2014 on A bit +4
User avatar #44 - capslockrage (04/19/2014) [-]
"huh, that guy has a cool vehicle and takes pride in it, I'm gonna call his dick small"
#10 - xcoreyx (04/19/2014) [-]
I think most stereotypes are based on at least a little fact. The idea is that guys with small dicks have a low self-esteem, and therefore try to make up for it by buying big badass trucks. Obviously doesn't apply to everyone, but I'm sure there's a few out there for whom it's true.
#11 - adamks (04/19/2014) [-]
I wish we did this about guys who lifted aswell, given that they also begin to lift because of low selfesteem, and they want to make up for that.
#70 - imnotkickthecat (04/19/2014) [-]
Do you even lift?
#72 - adamks (04/19/2014) [-]
I thought that would be pretty clear.
User avatar #73 - imnotkickthecat (04/19/2014) [-]
Confirmed for doesnt lift.
#75 - adamks (04/19/2014) [-]
Exactly, I have self esteem.
User avatar #46 - capslockrage (04/19/2014) [-]
Or maybe like me they just would rather look good and have some functional strength.
#25 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
Fat neckbeard detected

What's the matter? Did a big nasty bodybuilder steal your girl?
#26 - adamks (04/19/2014) [-]
Goodness gracious, Anon, contain yourself.
#14 - slias (04/19/2014) [-]
I don't think we should be teasing people for becoming fitter.
User avatar #13 - kuntbag (04/19/2014) [-]
or you know, people like lifting
#16 - adamks (04/19/2014) [-]
Or you know, people like driving big cars?
User avatar #17 - kuntbag (04/19/2014) [-]
yep, not all people who lift have low self esteem like you're implying in your previous comment
#18 - adamks (04/19/2014) [-]
It's just since we're stereotyping people with low selfesteem, why shouldn't we do it with the most regular thing that people with low self esteem do?
User avatar #19 - kuntbag (04/19/2014) [-]
lets not
#21 - adamks (04/19/2014) [-]
But why not?
User avatar #20 - kuntbag (04/19/2014) [-]
let's*
User avatar #22 - kuntbag (04/19/2014) [-]
it's mean
User avatar #57 - toosexyforyou (04/19/2014) [-]
Do you not understand his point or do you just feel like you're contributing something to this conversation? He's saying that it's bad to stereotype both people who work out and drive big trucks.
User avatar #78 - kuntbag (04/20/2014) [-]
huh? in comment 11 he's clearly stating that he wants people to start stereotyping bodybuilders and i'm saying that we shouldn't.
User avatar #8 - sicanoctum (04/19/2014) [-]
The idea that guys make or buy big things as compensation ? Likely a lot of factors. Jealousy for example. "He can afford a new , expensive car and I can't. Must be midlife crisis or compensation." A way to"make things a bit more fair". Probably Freud's ideas had some influence as well.
#3 - I was in passion plays as a kid and I'm fine. 04/19/2014 on Fucking Passion -2
#6 - so can someone fill us americans in on putin's worldview?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Murica and its "freedom" 0
#164 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
Have you not seen any news program in the last month?
User avatar #17 - tkfourtwoone (04/19/2014) [-]
USSR pt. 2 Reloaded Strikes Back With A Vengeance
User avatar #101 - Darianvincent (04/19/2014) [-]
Cold war 2: Electric Boogaloo.
#89 - reginleif (04/19/2014) [-]
Our movie response.
#38 - hairibar (04/19/2014) [-]
That's SO FUCKING ACCURATE
#17 - Picture 04/19/2014 on Now we just need to... +1
#176 - do I become a world of warcraft character? 04/19/2014 on t-shirt powers +1
#4 - snoop dogg is getting back to his roots. 04/19/2014 on Very cool +5
#19 - >ejaculate into cup >become girl >impregnate …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Very bad side +114
User avatar #139 - hilariousrubbish (04/19/2014) [-]
technically its cloning
#135 - jokerja (04/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #129 - bjornkrage (04/19/2014) [-]
congratulations, you've just found out how to make a genetic clone, become a father and a mother and make a younger twin all at the same time!
User avatar #89 - plumotje (04/19/2014) [-]
you'd get the ultimate inbred
#69 - jcllcj (04/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 - zonryu (04/19/2014) [-]
t6hats like organic cloning
User avatar #36 - roflstorm (04/19/2014) [-]
Well now you've gone and fucked yourself
#7 - oh, I forgot that ww2 wreck'd england.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Whenever I Can’t Hear... 0
User avatar #8 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/18/2014) [-]
Wrecked Britain thank you very much. I am not English, I am Welsh.The Scots and the Northern Irish aren't English either, were a little more diverse than one country.

Never refer to Britain as just England. Literally everyone in the UK (and everyone else in the world pretty much) will look at you like you're an idiot. We don't like being clumped together, not even the English like to be clumped together with the rest of the UK.
#15 - masterboll (04/19/2014) [-]
learn to accept England as the superior country within the UK
User avatar #44 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/19/2014) [-]
"Superior." Please, enlighten me.
#45 - masterboll (04/19/2014) [-]
people associate england with the uk

the world doesnt think of wales when someone says uk
User avatar #46 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/19/2014) [-]
People associate England with the UK because their idiots who don't know what a map/globe is.
#48 - masterboll (04/19/2014) [-]
also, you cant tell the difference between "their" and "they're"

and you called other people idiots

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#47 - masterboll (04/19/2014) [-]
incorrect!

people associate England with the UK because that is the only country within the UK which is of relevant importance
User avatar #9 - drzix (04/19/2014) [-]
Well put Some people are ignorant even to the existance of Wales in general
User avatar #35 - reginleif (04/19/2014) [-]
Wales? Is that a food?

:/
User avatar #36 - reginleif (04/19/2014) [-]
Jk, but seriously when I first heard of Wales, I just thought it was part of a title. You guys need to fire your PR guys.:
#5 - what war was the british in in the 50s?  [+] (13 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Whenever I Can’t Hear... 0
User avatar #6 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/18/2014) [-]
WW2 crippled us. We were poor because of "The War." Every Brit knows that "The War" is WW2... Don't you use that term in America (or wherever you are from. Majority of people here are Americans so im just going for the majority.)?
#21 - repostsrepost (04/19/2014) [-]
The entire world was crippled. The United States was the lucky ones in that the depression only lasted until 1948. All of Europe was economically dead until the late 50s. Italy and France almost went communist. Germany probably did the best job recovering, ironically.
User avatar #7 - nevolmon (04/18/2014) [-]
oh, I forgot that ww2 wreck'd england.
User avatar #8 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/18/2014) [-]
Wrecked Britain thank you very much. I am not English, I am Welsh.The Scots and the Northern Irish aren't English either, were a little more diverse than one country.

Never refer to Britain as just England. Literally everyone in the UK (and everyone else in the world pretty much) will look at you like you're an idiot. We don't like being clumped together, not even the English like to be clumped together with the rest of the UK.
#15 - masterboll (04/19/2014) [-]
learn to accept England as the superior country within the UK
User avatar #44 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/19/2014) [-]
"Superior." Please, enlighten me.
#45 - masterboll (04/19/2014) [-]
people associate england with the uk

the world doesnt think of wales when someone says uk
User avatar #46 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/19/2014) [-]
People associate England with the UK because their idiots who don't know what a map/globe is.
#48 - masterboll (04/19/2014) [-]
also, you cant tell the difference between "their" and "they're"

and you called other people idiots

(pic related)
#47 - masterboll (04/19/2014) [-]
incorrect!

people associate England with the UK because that is the only country within the UK which is of relevant importance
User avatar #9 - drzix (04/19/2014) [-]
Well put Some people are ignorant even to the existance of Wales in general
User avatar #35 - reginleif (04/19/2014) [-]
Wales? Is that a food?

:/
User avatar #36 - reginleif (04/19/2014) [-]
Jk, but seriously when I first heard of Wales, I just thought it was part of a title. You guys need to fire your PR guys.:
#11 - I feel like everyone will starve to death within the first few…  [+] (29 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Zombie Apocalypse +78
User avatar #64 - logicstrike (04/19/2014) [-]
that's because few make those plans seriously, the ones that do take that into account.
User avatar #54 - osirusrising (04/19/2014) [-]
I've always thought the best COA would be to set up a base camp and just collect people, like hey we need more people so we can kill more zombies.
User avatar #49 - Darianvincent (04/19/2014) [-]
The zombie apocalypse survival ideas people come up with usually don't make for great long term plans. Personally aside from starvation i'm more terrified of the crushing boredom and of people. People will probably be even scarier than the zombies, aside from all the people that would go mad there's probably a huge amount that would become bandits or something. Shooting a corpse or avoiding one is a lot easier than a thinking human or group of them.
#48 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
I dooooooooo!
User avatar #47 - randomwanker (04/19/2014) [-]
My dad used to take me hunting... he also taught me how to skin rabbits start fires and shit
User avatar #45 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/19/2014) [-]
i considered this

but i was too busy planning my ultimate plan
User avatar #39 - satrenkotheone (04/19/2014) [-]
I was thinking of just grabbing a fishing rod then go up into my local mountain and find a cabin.
User avatar #55 - fuelnfire (04/19/2014) [-]
I live on a ranch. Really far up north as well, so its freezing 90% of the time. Got a solid 8 rifles, 3000 rounds of 5.56, 1000 of 7.62x39 and 1000 in assorted handgun rounds. Only problems is, IDK if my chickens and cows can last that long in a zombie apocalypse. Also, people might try to loot my shit.
User avatar #62 - satrenkotheone (04/19/2014) [-]
I live in Norway so... not many weapons and the population density around here is pretty low.
User avatar #37 - hudis (04/19/2014) [-]
My first thought is basically "Grab a hatchet, bow, waterproof gear and head for the woods". Obviously more to it than that, but it seems like a better option than sticking to cities and killing zombies like everyone and their mother seeming intends to do.
#38 - nevolmon (04/19/2014) [-]
innawoods is pretty much my plan for everything.
#27 - jakatackka (04/19/2014) [-]
Country bumpkin master race
#59 - wolfmank (04/19/2014) [-]
Country bum KINGS my good sir.
#24 - createdjustnow (04/19/2014) [-]
#19 - karvarausku (04/18/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** yeah that's why me and my gf would head on to the supermarket first to gather some stuff. Survival chances? around 7%
User avatar #13 - HenrikVIII (04/18/2014) [-]
You just get a sailboat and go the fuck away. You can fish, your tank holds about 250 l of water and you don't need gas, only for docking. The water is not recommended to drink, but you can just boil it, you have a propane stove. And as an added bonus, you have a long range radio on board. Even if zombies swim, they can only swim so far.
User avatar #44 - jaggedherp (04/19/2014) [-]
Hi kenny
#15 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
You can't eat only fish for long and unless your gruel ginger lack of vitiman d is going be an issue
User avatar #20 - HenrikVIII (04/18/2014) [-]
You mean vitamin C, D is produced in our skin in sunlight. But i would loot some pharmacys after a week, so it wouldnt really be a problem.
User avatar #42 - captainrattrap (04/19/2014) [-]
You enter town and manage to fight your way through the zombies. There were alot, it seems. You only have two rounds left on your sidearm and your melee weapon is broken. Entering the pharmacy you come across empty shelves... And the reason they are empty.

"Something you looking for?" says one of two large men behind the fortified counter. You see the body of the old owner. You know that doing business with these men will not be as easy as it would have been with him. What do you do?
User avatar #71 - HenrikVIII (04/19/2014) [-]
I bring some cloth and gasoline and say ill trade for some multivitamins. If the don't want to trade i set everything on fire.
User avatar #72 - captainrattrap (04/20/2014) [-]
They shoot you and take your few supplies. Your story has ended.
User avatar #73 - HenrikVIII (04/20/2014) [-]
Lol why am not in cover. Im cocky, not stupid. As soon they fire the first shot i throw whatever container i have to store gas through any opening on the building and light it on fire.
#66 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
Roll a 0 on the dice and promptly shoot myself in the foot when I pull my gun.
#65 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
WAIT! Can we go on a zombie DnD adventure?
User avatar #70 - captainrattrap (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah but you have to log in first. I'd love that shit I'll be the DM
#56 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
Say "my body is ready".
#16 - adamks (04/18/2014) [-]
Look people did it 10,000 years ago, we can too.
User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (04/18/2014) [-]
For the first few days, you could eat the zombies, right?
#2 - thank you anon. 04/18/2014 on What's the story behind... +14
#8 - go the extra mile and do it with ghost chillies.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on Hot Food 0
User avatar #9 - unlithe (04/21/2014) [-]
jesus we just want to stop him from eating our food not kill the guy!
#2 - if we have to tell you, it isn't really sad. 04/18/2014 on And Here I Am -1
#7 - this is what everquest did to people. 04/18/2014 on Mom told me to go outside 0
#58 - Comparing life hardships to video game difficulties implies yo… 04/18/2014 on post on tumblr enjoy... +1
#21 - people who think this were never following oculus very serious… 04/18/2014 on I'd call that art and my... 0
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