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#4 - The school system crushes all ambition in favor of achieving u…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Evolution of man 0
User avatar #27 - tylermcall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not the school system, it's life that squashes your dreams. As we age, reality sets in and we realize that not everyone can be this or that. We discover the meaning of sacrifice, and try to determine what is our role in society. Because of sacrifices, we give up certain interests, like becoming a gladiator, to pursue others, like a business man. Our ambitions are crushed because we spend so much time focused on our changing interests that, one day, may not even be our main goal, but it's too late because we closed to many doors on our way to disappointment.
User avatar #22 - hudis (03/15/2014) [-]
Which is arguably necessary to maintain a stable society.
User avatar #5 - jamesvf (03/15/2014) [-]
Yep, because if there was ever a mature, reasonable idea that was quashed by public education, it's wanting to be a gladiator...
#9 - I love when people pretend the police's 9mm rounds are deadlie…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Ukraine 0
User avatar #15 - xxcryomarsxx (03/15/2014) [-]
Well when you shoot a gun you dont have to be very close to the target but when your throwing and hitting people you have to be fairly close. Also it takes alot of muscle and force to throw a good throw or swing a good hit it takes practically no work to shoot someone and if you get shot in the right place your fucked
#3 - >mfw people have too many syllables per line when they make…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Tumblr Remix +14
User avatar #16 - thefrozen (08/12/2014) [-]
my friend keeps trying to make a friday parody but he goes "Its monday! Monday! nobody cares about monday!" And I go "Dude please get better at making parodies"
#14 - DJstar has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - psykobear (03/15/2014) [-]
Only one line was fucked up. Overall, it was good.
#4 - it's also a metaphor for young people embracing change and par… 03/14/2014 on powerful stuff -4
#27 - >pixar's face when disney animation is stealing their thunder. 03/14/2014 on Tangled is better then Frozen 0
#13 - I have no problem with homosexuals, I have a problem with peop…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Great show +96
#27 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
You poor dear. You sometimes see things advocating gay marriage, like, once a day?

I can hardly imagine the immensity of your suffering.

Tough shit, equal rights groups need to reach the largest audience possible, there's nothing that can be done about it until they get equal rights.
User avatar #61 - commontroll (03/15/2014) [-]
Then how about they actually go somewhere that can change that? How about they march on the Capitol in droves to show that a lot of people care, like the Civil Rights movement did?

Oh, that's right, because gay people aren't being persecuted like black people are. Because society fucking loves gay people. But the thing gay rights activists love more than changing the hearts' of a nation, is whining and thinking they're victims of things so much worse, and that everything pertains to gay marriage. They don't want to do shit, because in this era, people are praised for doing nothing but receiving some dislike.
#36 - metacobalion (03/15/2014) [-]
Shuuuuut uuuuuup. Every single day this crap get's forced down our throats. I don't care anymore, do whatever you people want I am so sick of this shit. It's not like we post all the time saying gays and others shouldn't have rights because, newsflash, we fucking don't. I think as a community we are all very accepting of others and most of the time when we bash anything it's because it's shoved down our throats constantly. Example: MLP.
#34 - gaboona (03/15/2014) [-]
they need to shove it down a comedy site?
#22 - librul tears 03/14/2014 on Bongistan 0
#92 - that is the most badass gun i've ever seen. 03/14/2014 on Just nazi things 0
#49 - just thought i would point out that that is over 150 pounds of… 03/14/2014 on You see Ivan... 0
#360 - >2044 >class war between cybernetically augmented pe… 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside +2
#85 - half the time when I wake up with morning wood I have to do a …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on It's all true 0
User avatar #89 - thorandahalf (03/14/2014) [-]
Meanwhile In Australia
#10 - To put it another way: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put th…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Exhaust Pipe Level: Russian +72
User avatar #48 - durkadurka (03/10/2014) [-]
Damn shame the A 10's are being cut.
User avatar #71 - thesticklebricks (03/10/2014) [-]
still got another 2-5 years yet
#16 - Crzychipmunk (03/10/2014) [-]
the GUA-8 weight plus ammunition would be around the same weight of the standard car. Regardless of that pesky realism getting in the damned way, I would kill to see someone mount this on a VW bug, and watch it unload, turning the beetle into a rocket
#17 - chiluzza (03/10/2014) [-]
i want to shoot a GAU-8

i have a friend whos a Warthog Pilot everytime she gets weapons free on the GAU-8 she says it makes love to her

that and it apparently feels like you're an avatar of death or something like that
User avatar #73 - mistafishy (03/10/2014) [-]
What do you have to do to be a Warthog pilot?
User avatar #27 - woofman (03/10/2014) [-]
Well, considering that they had to strap a plane to the gun to get it to move, and she had control of that death dealer, it makes sense.
#14 - knighty (03/10/2014) [-]
Completely depends on the weight of the car.
User avatar #19 - SteyrAUG (03/10/2014) [-]
The force caused by the gau-8 is greater than the thrust created by the two engines on the a-10 warthog
#15 - jaked (03/10/2014) [-]
Sure, but with almost any civilian (read: not 18-wheeler) vehicle it could do the same in under 10 seconds
#20 - Ear is bleeding, I think I did something wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Move your cursor in time... +6
#61 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [-]
The dick was for the girl
#71 - well then what I told you just now is what I meant to say, sto…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Just Gamer Things 0
#72 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
Your kinda jumping to conclusions, I never said I felt any hate for you or even your opinion, I merely said I disagree with it. Calm down. Now an example in which the gameplay is merely an means to advance the story is the walking dead telltale games, which are fantastic.
#73 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
I additionally said that I respect you for posting a contentious opinion. I don't hate you, I don't know you. I don't hate your opinion, I don't know what you have based it on. I am judging nothing accept the accuracy of your opinion, and even then I do not hate its inaccuracy, I am merely dissatisfied with it.
#67 - I never said I hated story in games, what I hate is when every…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Just Gamer Things 0
#68 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
That's not what you said, you said "Am I the only one who thinks that overemphasis on story is the cancer killing video games?" This implosion that the increased emphasis on story in video games in recent years is beginning to make a large amount of them much worse.
User avatar #71 - nevolmon (03/10/2014) [-]
well then what I told you just now is what I meant to say, stop looking for a target for your hatred.
#72 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
Your kinda jumping to conclusions, I never said I felt any hate for you or even your opinion, I merely said I disagree with it. Calm down. Now an example in which the gameplay is merely an means to advance the story is the walking dead telltale games, which are fantastic.
#73 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
I additionally said that I respect you for posting a contentious opinion. I don't hate you, I don't know you. I don't hate your opinion, I don't know what you have based it on. I am judging nothing accept the accuracy of your opinion, and even then I do not hate its inaccuracy, I am merely dissatisfied with it.
User avatar #69 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
*impy's*
User avatar #70 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
*implies* goddamit.
#65 - >when the story ends you beat Dark Souls  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Just Gamer Things +8
#121 - turtlejizz (03/10/2014) [-]
You never truly beat Dark Souls, it just goes on and on until you've either evolved into one giant asshole from all the pounding, or become Asian tier.
#4 - would have been even better if you said Jeans instead of genes. 03/10/2014 on promoted to the supermarket +2
#66 - I wonder if they do this to make stupid kids hurt themselves s… 03/10/2014 on Biting your thuumb +2
#50 - just saying I hate tacked on game mechanics more than tacked o…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Just Gamer Things 0
#136 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
Well, too be fair, David cage is the Stephanie Meir of videogames, I've watched some playthroughs of his games and their writing is so bad it's hilarious.
#17 - Am I the only one who thinks that overemphasis on story is the…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Just Gamer Things -13
User avatar #125 - thewaronbeingcool (03/10/2014) [-]
Cheap, rushed out shite that's heavily multiplayer focused (Call of Duty, sport games) is the cancer killing videogames.
User avatar #77 - kikisu (03/10/2014) [-]
I actually really only play games for the story. I don't like shooters, but after being told over and over again how great it was, I sat down and played the mass effect trilogy, and fucking loved it. Same goes for a lot of the games I end up playing. I like the typical RPG style game like Elder Scrolls, or Dragon Age, so yeah.
#66 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
I completely disagree. If anything it's creating a new genre of story based games, such as the walking dead, and revitalizing many old genres. Also revengeance is a terrible example for you to use, it has some of the best goddam gameplay ever AND a pretty interesting story. But I respect you for putting your contentious opinion out there.
User avatar #67 - nevolmon (03/10/2014) [-]
I never said I hated story in games, what I hate is when everything else takes a backseat to it, and the game just turns into "do these things until the next cutscene shows up".
#68 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
That's not what you said, you said "Am I the only one who thinks that overemphasis on story is the cancer killing video games?" This implosion that the increased emphasis on story in video games in recent years is beginning to make a large amount of them much worse.
User avatar #71 - nevolmon (03/10/2014) [-]
well then what I told you just now is what I meant to say, stop looking for a target for your hatred.
#72 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
Your kinda jumping to conclusions, I never said I felt any hate for you or even your opinion, I merely said I disagree with it. Calm down. Now an example in which the gameplay is merely an means to advance the story is the walking dead telltale games, which are fantastic.
#73 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
I additionally said that I respect you for posting a contentious opinion. I don't hate you, I don't know you. I don't hate your opinion, I don't know what you have based it on. I am judging nothing accept the accuracy of your opinion, and even then I do not hate its inaccuracy, I am merely dissatisfied with it.
User avatar #69 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
*impy's*
User avatar #70 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
*implies* goddamit.
User avatar #48 - yukicherry (03/10/2014) [-]
I hate games with stories that are just cheap glue for the gameplay.
I hate games with stories that are merely a meaningless array of tropes.
I hate games that fake depth with shallow quantity.
I hate games in which the worlds do not tell a story, but are interchangeable and insignificant.
I hate games that have forgotten that words are not the only way to tell a story.

Maybe I am shallow, but I just cannot enjoy a game to its full extend when it is not apparent that someone put his/her heart into it. Maybe it is because I have played games since I have been little, but I'm overly sensitive to certain flaws a game has.

My favorite games are most of the time far from being perfect. But they are those games that just feel right.
User avatar #95 - enigmaticspirit (03/10/2014) [-]
It's natural. Games are interactive storytelling with a ton of potential. When they don't make the most of that, the game won't be as great.
User avatar #50 - nevolmon (03/10/2014) [-]
just saying I hate tacked on game mechanics more than tacked on story. The last of us was completely boring to me and I can't even touch david cage's games.
#136 - grandlordchicken (03/10/2014) [-]
Well, too be fair, David cage is the Stephanie Meir of videogames, I've watched some playthroughs of his games and their writing is so bad it's hilarious.
User avatar #19 - imadps (03/09/2014) [-]
I'll agree there's too much emphasis, but it's not cancer, and it's certainly not killing games. Nowadays, games focus too much on plot twists and surprises than building a decent story with good gameplay.
#16 - For a split second I felt the strange urge to eat the puppy in…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on I don't even know what that... +2
User avatar #30 - aximil (03/10/2014) [-]
Are you Asian?
User avatar #17 - eldinarcus (03/09/2014) [-]
It must be your Destiny. That was awful
#5 - shibes are such assholes 03/09/2014 on Heth goth my thung +2
#11 - how would the world have viewed the nazis if they had never ex…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Hitler 2017 +23
#43 - skybluetroll (03/10/2014) [-]
maybe like napoleon?
User avatar #41 - catpisseverdeen (03/10/2014) [-]
I would actually be very happy with that.
#22 - jelfatron (03/10/2014) [-]
Presuming the war and everything went the same apart from the Nazi's had no ideological hatred of jews etc or at least weren't genocidal towards them I'm pretty sure no-one would hate them and the Second World War would be seen as a big a waste as the First. After all we didn't go to war because of their ideologies. We went to war because they invaded our allies and pushed us too far. At the end of the day we were a very nationalisatic nation at that time also. (btw we for me is Britain)
User avatar #12 - toggme (03/09/2014) [-]
As kings I guess, victors write history
#3 - >mfw group project 03/09/2014 on Me in group projects +9
#125 - >press both multiple times. 03/09/2014 on oh! the pression! +1
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