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#29 - she looks like a jew actually. 05/14/2015 on sjws +2
#468 - i used to think about traveling to sweden to learn more about … 05/13/2015 on SWEDEN YES!!! 0
#8 - the day carl and ivan meet on the battlefield will be a sight … 05/12/2015 on Shut the fuck up, Carl 0
#75 - i have honestly never liked the fallout series and hope it's e…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on When the texture won't load. -3
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#77 - danrmanalt (05/12/2015) [-]
It's almost definitely gonna be Fallout 4, sorrs
If I'm wrong you can come back and rub it in my face.
#3 - ah rust, a game where you murder somebody because you're hungr… 05/11/2015 on A message 0
#6 - how do they decide which last name he gets? do they arm wrestl…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Gay Adoption Is Bad 0
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#10 - thevaulthunter (05/08/2015) [-]
They'd have a manly contest.
To see between two, who is the most manly, they must perform in a series of manly tasks.
1: Manly bear wrestling.
Wrestle a bear. The less clothing that is worn, the more bonus points you receive.
2: Steak eating contest. Who can cook the best steak. Any tools or spices may be used. You then must eat the steak with proper table etiquette.
3: Compliment someone. Because nothing is more manly than making someone feel respected. Best compliment wins.
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#9 - generaljosh (05/08/2015) [-]
Whomever's penis opens up to accept the other's serves as the mother for legal purposes
#8 - **** man i haven't even told my dad yet and he still wants to … 05/08/2015 on I'm barry serious +6
#89 - borderlands takes place in an uncivilized wasteland full of ba… 05/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#63 - we have no purpose, nature doesn't have intentions. 05/08/2015 on Coming Out Story +5
#12 - this pic makes me think of iron sky every time i see it. 05/01/2015 on Dishwasher Fulla Dildos +1