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nevolmon

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: 3ds, PC
Video Games Played: dayz, rust
Interests: being a failure
Date Signed Up:9/18/2011
Last Login:3/01/2015
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#300 - **** that, let the game flop so they never take h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Anita Sarkeesian is doing... 0
User avatar #303 - estranged (12/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't need to flop. It needs to faceplant as hard as Faith does when she falls off a building.
#26 - just because he's a psychologist doesn't mean his theories on … 12/07/2014 on How to survive angry sex... +1
#24 - hanging leg raises ************ . 12/07/2014 on How to survive angry sex... 0
#28 - I see, I misread. 12/07/2014 on What's your excuse? 0
#23 - somatotypes were invented by a psychologist and have no basis …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on How to survive angry sex... 0
#35 - bazda (12/07/2014) [-]
They have a pretty significant basis in reality. It's pretty easy to classify anyone in a gym into one of those three categories. To argue that seems pretty foolish to me.

However, saying that you're born into a category (true) and you're stuck in it for life (not true at all) is also foolish.
#25 - anonexplains (12/07/2014) [-]
psychology is a science
#33 - bazda (12/07/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #26 - nevolmon (12/07/2014) [-]
just because he's a psychologist doesn't mean his theories on biology and genetics are scientifically founded.
#22 - there are men that can deadlift 800 pounds and you think the t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on What's your excuse? 0
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (12/07/2014) [-]
Does ash look like a motherfucking deadlifter.?
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (12/07/2014) [-]
postie is right.
User avatar #28 - nevolmon (12/07/2014) [-]
I see, I misread.
User avatar #25 - postie (12/07/2014) [-]
He said it is possible, not impossible.
#18 - for a second I thought they lived in the zork house. 12/07/2014 on Story time +1
#59 - Serbia would be proud.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Day of rope, best day of my... -1
User avatar #65 - thefunnyside (12/07/2014) [-]
Bosnians are exactly why Serbians, and I'm pretty sure that's why we hate them



Jk, we think they're cool


#30 - >dat pic we actually found the chemical weapons recentl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Truth in Stereo +1
User avatar #32 - jayfizzle (12/07/2014) [-]
There's a ton of gas reserves in Syria that need to be democratized and currently belongs to ISIS, so naturally wmds magically appear there.
#79 - I hope he has a concealed weapons permit. 12/07/2014 on Working shotgun disguised... +1
#133 - Sometimes i'm not sure if these are about australia or florida. 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 6 0
#330 - but what is their excuse for eating more food than their body needs?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Feminazi Legbeard Bullshit 0
User avatar #331 - MrDeadiron (12/06/2014) [-]
Like I said several times my problem with the one on the left is her tone.
#73 - not even 40 hostages can stop spetznaz 12/04/2014 on Guns Blazing 0
#130 - "it's not about race" *procedes to mention the perso… 12/03/2014 on The hero we need... 0
#51 - we all know how your brother got carpal tunnel 12/02/2014 on My brothers oil painting 0
#22 - yes ivan, now I can have two nugget. 12/02/2014 on Black Friday is the best of... +1
#16 - oh I know how great they are, first thing on my list of things…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Black Friday is the best of... -2
#20 - quelaagislove (12/02/2014) [-]
Then they are even cheaper muahaaa
User avatar #22 - nevolmon (12/02/2014) [-]
yes ivan, now I can have two nugget.
#4 - hell in a nutshell 12/02/2014 on Happy days +3
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Mankind's Ultimate Invention +56
User avatar #22 - seras (12/02/2014) [-]
That behavior of chicken was actually the inspiration of that invention.
#4 - if you're going to argue like that I would like to point out t… 12/02/2014 on Lightsaber by Ikea +1
#7 - those things are literally only a hundred bucks, how poor are you?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Black Friday is the best of... -1
#15 - anonexplains (12/02/2014) [-]
allow me to let you in on why they are so awesome: 7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm
User avatar #16 - nevolmon (12/02/2014) [-]
oh I know how great they are, first thing on my list of things i'm buying when I move out of my parent's house, but waiting for black friday to buy something already that cheap is silly to me.
#20 - quelaagislove (12/02/2014) [-]
Then they are even cheaper muahaaa
User avatar #22 - nevolmon (12/02/2014) [-]
yes ivan, now I can have two nugget.
#2 - personally I like the new lightsaber, a crossguard allows for …  [+] (19 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Lightsaber by Ikea +27
#15 - presentdent (12/02/2014) [-]
Not if the crossguard can be cut off by other blades -and- poses a threat of killing you while you use it.
User avatar #73 - theshadowed (12/02/2014) [-]
Lightsaber resistant metals are canon
#76 - presentdent (12/02/2014) [-]
So why isn't the entire crossguard made of such material?
User avatar #77 - theshadowed (12/02/2014) [-]
Heavy, brittle, and its resistant, not indestructible, while the light blade is indestructible
#78 - presentdent (12/02/2014) [-]
... As I recall, there are entire swords made of cortosis. Someone tries to assassinate Vader with one.
User avatar #79 - theshadowed (12/02/2014) [-]
Yes, but like all swords, heavy. A lightsaber is a light weapon, and if you have the option to make your crossguard a lot lighter and indestructible, you'll take it
#80 - presentdent (12/02/2014) [-]
I'd ask you to take a look at the original trilogy. Lightsabers aren't always "lightweight" weapons. Originally used almost like broadswords.
User avatar #81 - theshadowed (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm going off them having evolved in every major film and game into becoming fast. quick weapons

All I;m saying is that a lighter, more durable crossguards is preferable. Even with the risk on cutting your hands off, but knights didn't hit themselves with their crossguards
#82 - presentdent (12/02/2014) [-]
It's not about hitting yourself. A huge part of the movies is two lightsabers clashing and the fighters pressing against each other... You could easily press the crossguard into your opponent.
User avatar #33 - ninjaroo (12/02/2014) [-]
There are anti lightsaber materials. One of them is so strong a lightsaber hitting it will deactivate for a minute or so.
#75 - presentdent (12/02/2014) [-]
Then why isn't the entire crossguard made of that so, once again, you cannot stab yourself with it?
User avatar #85 - ninjaroo (12/03/2014) [-]
Keeping in mind that even holding an activated lightsaber is a statement of how dexterous and in control you are, he could employ techniques where he catches their saber on his hilt, then twists his saber to remove their fingers.

Also, sabers have a low power setting. It could entirely be for intimidation and those crossguards being weak enough that the only bruise you.
User avatar #3 - HobbsBear (12/02/2014) [-]
Except it doesn't work as a cross guard. The hit of another saber would burn right through the metal connector pieces. And anytime you twirled the saber you would end up with slit wrists. It also would be impossible to keep steady - most swords with the cross guards mostly have flat handles, so the user can keep the blade flat and the hand guard in one spot -- a lightsaber handle would just make it twirl around a lot.
#58 - anonexplains (12/02/2014) [-]
unless his arms were replaced with mandalorian iron. people in the star wars universe like getting their arms cut off
User avatar #13 - whiterabit (12/02/2014) [-]
As for the first part, their are many things that are resistant to light sabers, cortosis and vonduun crab armor are the only ones that come to mind at the moment but there are plenty more. And for the rest, you're assuming that this sith lord has no idea what he is doing with his light saber.
User avatar #11 - chopsofpork (12/02/2014) [-]
unless it was made of cortosis or mandalorian iron.
User avatar #6 - kelping (12/02/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you think they would have thought about that and used some kind of resistant metal as a plating around the dispensers when designing the thing?
User avatar #4 - nevolmon (12/02/2014) [-]
if you're going to argue like that I would like to point out that if it was all real the blades themselves would go right through eachother. I'm talking about the swordplay in a film, not reality. personally I would like to see HEMA-like swordfighting in star wars.
#11 - I chose bulbasaur because I liked grass types. 12/01/2014 on NO ONE PICKS BULBASAUR? +7
#26 - asking muslims and jews to exist together is like asking lions…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Coexist? Wait, no... +1
User avatar #37 - icametocomment (12/02/2014) [-]
Technically Christians aren't really allowed to exist near/tolerate nonChristians. But I'm agnostic, and my best friend is Christians. We just respect eachother's beliefs and don't bring it up all the time.
#36 - bandsawagon (12/02/2014) [-]
Muslims and Jews can live together, Israelis and Palestinians can't.
#30 - aldkai (12/01/2014) [-]
Asking americans and muslims to exist together...

Asking christians and scientists to coexist together...

Asking brits and scots...

Asking 4chan and Tumblr...





Asking.
#35 - anonexplains (12/02/2014) [-]
You're confusing atheism and science. Please don't try to claim science as an opponent to religion when in actual fact it's just a neutral.
User avatar #41 - aldkai (12/02/2014) [-]
Shut up anon,who the fuck did you see burn Galileo,or maybe try to start some incommensurable bullshit about how "evolution" is compatible with the "genesis".
User avatar #27 - thatoneiranianguy (12/01/2014) [-]
They've been living in Iran together for the majority relatively peacefully for hundreds of years...that being said...I'm not supporting Islam.
User avatar #31 - aldkai (12/01/2014) [-]
Gas 'em.
#15 - ******** , it's fun, it's engaging. You only think… 11/28/2014 on ...Wat. 0

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