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Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: CS:GO
Interests: Muscle Cars
Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Stationed in NY
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Comment Ranking:#20580
Highest Content Rank:#834
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Level 179 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Subscribers:4
Content Views:347050
Times Content Favorited:780 times
Total Comments Made:2951
FJ Points:1831
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US Navy Mechanical Engineer
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#21 - "Dam shawty, lemme pull up to yo bumper and smack that mo… 03/12/2014 on This should be fun 0
#5 - Put pennies in your mouth, same taste 03/12/2014 on first oral sex experience 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on transformation time goodbye... +4
#2 - chumleyvonspud Comment deleted by nevergetsdubs
#17 - DealWithItFaggot .exe 02/25/2014 on Prepare for cuddles +8
#15 - **nevergetsdubs rolls 44**  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Prepare for cuddles +88
#28 - skullzer (02/26/2014) [-]
but never-leave-steve nevergetsdubs never leaves gets dubs!!!
#16 - pkashp (02/25/2014) [-]
Your username seems to be a lie, sir.
#120 - settantaventi (02/26/2014) [-]
#118 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - nevergetsdubs (02/25/2014) [-]
DealWithItFaggot .exe
#3 - i thought russian athletes who didn't get gold were executed... 02/24/2014 on Russia when it loses in the... -1
#17 - *********** just go to bay ridge, you can cop a e…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/23/2014 on i need weed 0
User avatar #29 - Lulzilla (05/09/2014) [-]
Why is everything so much more expensive in New York? Shit!!
In Boston you can get an eighth for 40 or 35 sometimes.
User avatar #30 - nevergetsdubs (05/09/2014) [-]
why the hell you browsing shit from 2 months ago?
#21 - rhinohide (02/25/2014) [-]
$50 for an eight? That must either be really dank shit or it must suck to be a stoner in Brooklyn!
User avatar #23 - vincegilligan (02/25/2014) [-]
An eighth is $40 in Toronto. Prices lower in your parts?
User avatar #25 - Kingsteveooo (03/02/2014) [-]
$30 in London, Ont
#26 - usedtobeemo (03/14/2014) [-]
broooo

I live there too
User avatar #27 - Kingsteveooo (03/15/2014) [-]
haha sorry to hear that
User avatar #24 - ieatpaste (02/28/2014) [-]
same in Massachusetts.
#1 - 1v1 situation... on opposite sides of same crate, ducking.… 02/23/2014 on hehe +3
#4805125 - thanks, i'm actually taking the PO2-(Sergeant) rank test next …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4805147 - anonymousperson (02/22/2014) [-]
stop spending time on fj then!
go for it!
#423 - guarenteed to fail man.... we still studying core-generali… 02/21/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
#397 - yeah... and i take the E-5 rank up exam this coming week.... …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
User avatar #402 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
Whelp, good luck.
User avatar #423 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
guarenteed to fail man....
we still studying core-generalistics and principles, the E5 exam is all about fleet service type reactors which i know NOTHING about yet
#386 - It technically is.... but we get promoted so fast (been in for…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
User avatar #387 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
Wow, damn. I was still E-2 at a year.
User avatar #397 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
yeah... and i take the E-5 rank up exam this coming week....
I'm on that fast-track man...
User avatar #402 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
Whelp, good luck.
User avatar #423 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
guarenteed to fail man....
we still studying core-generalistics and principles, the E5 exam is all about fleet service type reactors which i know NOTHING about yet
#370 - thats why im goin subs, BITCH YOU AINT CALLIN ME FOR 3 MONTHS 02/21/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
#366 - ....nope.....Rome 02/21/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
#365 - Out of regs dirtbag all day everyday son  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
User avatar #367 - thatonetyler (02/21/2014) [-]
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!! hahahaha
#221 - You work in gunfire, and i work in something that could blow u…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Warms my cold heart 0
User avatar #384 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
I thought that E-4 was an NCO in the Navy
User avatar #386 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
It technically is.... but we get promoted so fast (been in for only 1 year, im 20)... that we get the rank without the authority
User avatar #387 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
Wow, damn. I was still E-2 at a year.
User avatar #397 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
yeah... and i take the E-5 rank up exam this coming week....
I'm on that fast-track man...
User avatar #402 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
Whelp, good luck.
User avatar #423 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
guarenteed to fail man....
we still studying core-generalistics and principles, the E5 exam is all about fleet service type reactors which i know NOTHING about yet
#110 - yep, nuclear submariner  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Warms my cold heart +13
#378 - frenulum (02/21/2014) [-]
mfw swastika profile pic

i think thats a swastika in the middle of that star of david
#222 - callmenotime (02/20/2014) [-]
Please tell me your name is Kyle
User avatar #366 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
....nope.....Rome
User avatar #120 - cshp (02/20/2014) [-]
Never gets dubs, always chillin in subs.
#364 - ketsianto (02/21/2014) [-]
what hes trying to say is, you nuked it, dont ever nuke it
#189 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33**
dude,

you missed an opportunity to try and roll dubs,

out of all the times to do it, that would have been perfect.

you blew it nigga! YOU BLEW IT!
#191 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 92**
I meant fail at it. like this. that would have been better
#3 - Because if you don't, then who else will step up?  [+] (63 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Warms my cold heart +188
#457 - solideogloria (03/21/2014) [-]
How's that down syndrome faring with you?
User avatar #458 - nevergetsdubs (03/21/2014) [-]
how's that 1 month lag on your internet faring with you?
#459 - solideogloria (03/21/2014) [-]
One month lag on internet, or down syndrome? Hmm... Let me see.

I'd choose one month lag on the internet, to be honest with you.

I guess you didn't really have a choice.
User avatar #360 - thatonetyler (02/21/2014) [-]
put your damn tags away
User avatar #365 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
Out of regs dirtbag all day everyday son
User avatar #367 - thatonetyler (02/21/2014) [-]
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!! hahahaha
#339 - masterboll (02/21/2014) [-]
step up, nigga
#275 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Obviously not the fruity guy you just posted
#246 - blitzblitz (02/20/2014) [-]
we have the second largest military in the world. we're not exactly low on military forces
User avatar #234 - Keril (02/20/2014) [-]
(Swe-fag) I honestly hate pretty much everything about armies, war and shit, but how I respet you for doing what you think is right.
User avatar #197 - clannadqs (02/20/2014) [-]
That seriously had to be the gayest thing I've ever seen. First off, you look like you're under twenty-five, so I can safely say that you aren't even an NCO yet. Probably fresh out of training or still in school. Also, there is next to no risk being in the Navy. "Stepping up", yeah, how about you go be an actual soldier and be 11B in the Army or 03XX in the Marine Corps.

-Signed, an infantryman
User avatar #380 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
Stop it, just stop. You're embarrassing us.
-Signed, an Intel guy
User avatar #285 - fuelnfire (02/20/2014) [-]
Hahahah. I joined as an MOS 1371, lat moved to 0311 (8653 as well, recon diver). This was Iraq. Got out, couldn't really adjust, joined the Navy, HC. (hence the Navy Marpat blouse). Was a devil doc in the first years of A-stan. Now I live in Canada. Both were shit hole jobs with tons of combat. Tons of 03xxs dumber than rocks.

Regardless, thanks for having the balls to not be a POG, and I'm gonna assume you're current Army?
User avatar #221 - nevergetsdubs (02/20/2014) [-]
You work in gunfire, and i work in something that could blow up and kill millions of people. And i did engie instead of infantry for the rank, im an E-4 already, so about that NCO...soon man soon
User avatar #384 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
I thought that E-4 was an NCO in the Navy
User avatar #386 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
It technically is.... but we get promoted so fast (been in for only 1 year, im 20)... that we get the rank without the authority
User avatar #387 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
Wow, damn. I was still E-2 at a year.
User avatar #397 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
yeah... and i take the E-5 rank up exam this coming week....
I'm on that fast-track man...
User avatar #402 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/21/2014) [-]
Whelp, good luck.
User avatar #423 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
guarenteed to fail man....
we still studying core-generalistics and principles, the E5 exam is all about fleet service type reactors which i know NOTHING about yet
User avatar #195 - tittylovin (02/20/2014) [-]
People that don't have kids.
#180 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
anybody who doesn't have kids
User avatar #86 - ohhh (02/20/2014) [-]
I'm supriesed at how many people on funnyjunk have served. Go and be a bad ass man.
User avatar #35 - insertsfunnyname (02/20/2014) [-]
If you don't mind my asking, could you go into a little more detail?

Was it sort of a pride thing? or because you feel it's worth fighting?
#79 - nianonaniano (02/20/2014) [-]
i was in the military, and it's always for the ego, you don't have to be a genius to realise that you go to other countries just for political interest of your government. They don't risk their lives for their country or their people, is just the "hero pride" involved in it.
User avatar #99 - defeats (02/20/2014) [-]
You didn't serve in the military.
#252 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Or he got out after getting some SERIOUSLY PAINFUL GUIZ shinsplints in basic.
User avatar #29 - febreezboi (02/20/2014) [-]
Aye, thanks for serving man. I served for four years, came back and i'm about to go back for four more years. The one thing i can't handle about being a marine is being away from family for so long, wife and kids and such.
User avatar #102 - sonnyboii (02/20/2014) [-]
Im not very familiar in how that shit works.
Youre away for 4 whole years? I expected that you would get some kind of break or months off, but i dont know.
User avatar #336 - febreezboi (02/21/2014) [-]
We can still talk to friends and family over phone, some good leaders let you phone for about 30 minutes a week. and we usually split that time up. but if you get bad leaders, you hardly get 5 minutes a week. So we're not completely apart, i guess. and like ketsianto said, we get a month on average to go home and kick it.
User avatar #389 - sonnyboii (02/21/2014) [-]
Why such limits to phoning home?
User avatar #393 - febreezboi (02/21/2014) [-]
They don't want us to get too homesick to the point we get unproductive.
#105 - ketsianto (02/20/2014) [-]
we get 30 days of leave a year.
User avatar #106 - sonnyboii (02/20/2014) [-]
Sounds... Okay? 11 months seemsl ike a loong time
#111 - ketsianto (02/20/2014) [-]
yeah, it is, but its worth a lot. not only are you serving, you get free college, free medical/dental and if youre married you get extra pay so your spouse can live with you off base. if youre deployed in dangerous areas then they get more pay for support. im in the navy and we have so many programs because were out at sea for 6-8 months at a time. we get so much for so little, im an I.T. in the navy and so far i have 4 years of I.T. college training in 7 months.
User avatar #112 - sonnyboii (02/20/2014) [-]
Seems like you do get some good things out of it. I live in Norway and i dont think we have all that stuff.
I would probably be going after summer sometime, but i wasnt called in.
#115 - ketsianto (02/20/2014) [-]
the thing i remind myself is, if it helps the ones you love then why stop. i dont want my kids to live like i did, without food, clothes, or really any love. hey my chow break is over. back to playtime, i mean work....fuck it i love my job, being an I.T. for the navy is fun
User avatar #7 - gingerlad (02/20/2014) [-]
hey man i got a question if i was to join any force should i join army, navy or air (im canadian so i don't have marines) i just want to serve and i wanted to ask some one who actually has/is serving which one is the best
#48 - infraredanus (02/20/2014) [-]
Well (I have never been in the military but this is just what i think, i wanna join too) I think that it really depend and what you want. THere is no best. Do you want the best chance of survival? do you want to help people more? it really is just what you want (the survival thing btw is just like, do you want to be a foot soldier who might get blown up by a IED or not, even though at this time its pretty rare).
#8 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Ask on /k/. And the answer will almost certainly be: If you want to be OPERATOR and kill people, army or CANSOFCOM. If you want a good career where it's possible to land a cushy job, airforce.

Haven't done any military service myself, it didn't seem right to get paid like 2$ per day for a year so i wiggled out of the conscription. Tried to get Home Guard or Bomb Disposal as wartime placement but didn't get it because I hadn't served. So I got out of that too, lulz.
#6 - fuelnfire (02/20/2014) [-]
Hold it right there muthafucka. I know those tags, they be U.S. Navy dogtags haha, made me pull mine out for nostalgia. Thanks for serving brother.
#305 - mnkjiu (02/20/2014) [-]
You a Corp Man by any chance
User avatar #319 - fuelnfire (02/20/2014) [-]
Former USMC engi, recon diver, and Navy hospital corpsman, c school quali'd. (That's my navy blouse, all my non dress usmc uniforms are faded to hell.)
#385 - mnkjiu (02/21/2014) [-]
Ever hear of the grunt cadre
User avatar #391 - fuelnfire (02/21/2014) [-]
Or like, cadre staff?
#394 - mnkjiu (02/21/2014) [-]
Caught the issue, Padre, not cadre
User avatar #399 - fuelnfire (02/21/2014) [-]
Oh. The Navy chaplain? Vincent Cap? Yeah, I heard he went around giving people burial rights and stuff, and was killed on his way to help out a corpsman.
User avatar #388 - fuelnfire (02/21/2014) [-]
You talking about the airforce guys during helo training? That bring shit? More of an Army thing.
#390 - mnkjiu (02/21/2014) [-]
No, as in the man they are attempting to make the patron saint of Marines who died in Vietnam
User avatar #392 - fuelnfire (02/21/2014) [-]
Jesus fuck no. Never head a thing. I got out a few years back, mid 09 this a newer thing?
#395 - mnkjiu (02/21/2014) [-]
I was just curious
User avatar #291 - Digitalphear (02/20/2014) [-]
Nice to see other people on here that serve.
User avatar #292 - fuelnfire (02/20/2014) [-]
Yup, and some guys like me were dumb enough to sign twice.
User avatar #237 - subadanus (02/20/2014) [-]
dat snowball tho

is it any good? Im thinking about getting one
User avatar #287 - fuelnfire (02/20/2014) [-]
I did not understand for a solid 30 seconds. Mine's started to get fucky with windows 7, IE sometimes when my PC restarts or is turned on I gotta unplug and replug it. Good lil mic though, I use it for recording guitar, and messing about on skype.
User avatar #110 - nevergetsdubs (02/20/2014) [-]
yep, nuclear submariner
#378 - frenulum (02/21/2014) [-]
mfw swastika profile pic

i think thats a swastika in the middle of that star of david
#222 - callmenotime (02/20/2014) [-]
Please tell me your name is Kyle
User avatar #366 - nevergetsdubs (02/21/2014) [-]
....nope.....Rome
User avatar #120 - cshp (02/20/2014) [-]
Never gets dubs, always chillin in subs.
#364 - ketsianto (02/21/2014) [-]
what hes trying to say is, you nuked it, dont ever nuke it
#189 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33**
dude,

you missed an opportunity to try and roll dubs,

out of all the times to do it, that would have been perfect.

you blew it nigga! YOU BLEW IT!
#191 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 92**
I meant fail at it. like this. that would have been better
#65 - only picture i have is when i ranked up  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on Don't be afraid! Post who... +6
User avatar #421 - Juanton (02/20/2014) [-]
congratulations and thank you for serving i respect anyone willing to put others in front of themselves
#17 - The funny thing is, now every horny 14 year old is gonna stalk… 02/18/2014 on funnyjunk is fun!! +1
#7 - Arma 3, with the air modded to be programmed as water, since a…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2014 on The War Really Changed Him +122
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User avatar #78 - gatorade (02/15/2014) [-]
It could be modded, by the looks of it, that map is Chernarus so it could be a map glitch.

I fucking love ARMA.
#18 - I'm 20 years old with a job, i kill time dicking around on the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on Attack on Titan 0
#23 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
Trust me, I HATE Anime, it's retarded and poorly written and awful. I've hated it for SO long.

But even I've watched all available episodes of Attack on Titan. A lot of the things that are fucking stupid about Anime aren't present.
#117 - green stripe fag, red stripes are where its at 02/10/2014 on Fun Game 0
#116 - I'm an MM3 submarine so i never see daylight 02/10/2014 on Fun Game 0
#115 - explain to me how your wrist can hold enough tension to actual…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Fun Game 0
User avatar #165 - thephoenix (02/11/2014) [-]
It's simple;
Because fuck you that's why
#137 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
he would also cast firaga on you
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User avatar #148 - esspur (11/10/2013) [-]
Explain your icon.
User avatar #149 to #148 - nevergetsdubs (11/10/2013) [-]
It's the symbol for the highest rated hotel in history.
Aushwitz, 40 million gold stars
#144 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
i'll pray for you dude. if ur too stubborn to accept Jesus well then maybe you should take your life. theres no use for people like you
User avatar #145 to #144 - nevergetsdubs (03/27/2013) [-]
If you don't accept Allah you're going to Islam hell....
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oh wait, it doesn't work like that, go **** yourself
User avatar #143 - quincyadam (02/22/2013) [-]
cool, thanks man!
#141 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
Do you think you can upload you one Minecraft map?
#142 to #141 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
*you're
#138 - sorenlolz (01/01/2013) [-]
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#139 to #138 - nevergetsdubs (01/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 - ohmygodihazdepends (12/11/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #136 to #135 - nevergetsdubs (12/11/2012) [-]
if you get dupes of red/blue i'll trade ya again
User avatar #137 to #136 - ohmygodihazdepends (12/11/2012) [-]
Alright, i'll add you and let you know
User avatar #134 - devold (12/06/2012) [-]
Ya got me there
#133 - willlow (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #127 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
hey I really like minecraft and building underwater c: can I see your house?
User avatar #128 to #127 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
its destroyed remember?
User avatar #129 to #128 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
T~T u said you rebuilt
User avatar #131 to #129 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
its 135x135
User avatar #130 to #129 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
i said i rebought all the **** he destroyed, such as tools and materials.
right now im buidling an epic huge castle
User avatar #132 to #130 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
O .__________________. K
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User avatar #125 - xiiichucklez (11/20/2012) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #120 - cofy (10/24/2012) [-]
wow i'm honored with last item and why is this your dream collection
User avatar #121 to #120 - nevergetsdubs (10/24/2012) [-]
I think of it as the unluckies item collection you could have
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User avatar #117 - cofy (10/23/2012) [-]
i would but i only have one man
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User avatar #116 to #115 - nevergetsdubs (10/23/2012) [-]
gave all away, i only want opened chests now
User avatar #110 - shinymew (10/18/2012) [-]
I got 4 Opened Iron Treasure Chest, what;s your offer?
User avatar #112 to #110 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Radioactive and Green and Mecha chests are worth more, so when you get some of those i'll trade you beetle/fish/pony
User avatar #111 to #110 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Velosiraptor or Mecha Mystery Box
User avatar #113 to #111 - shinymew (10/18/2012) [-]
Velosiraptor
User avatar #114 to #113 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Ok send offer
User avatar #107 - frychickamelon (10/15/2012) [-]
Why thankyou kind sir. :D ♥ Have a lovely night.
User avatar #106 - jmezfm (10/15/2012) [-]
thank you kind sir!
User avatar #104 - walkingdisaster (10/15/2012) [-]
Thanks babe <3
User avatar #96 - jmezfm (10/01/2012) [-]
well, I guess I'll just accept and owe you one. If you EVER need anything, just ask. Love you bro!
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