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Video Games Played: CS:GO
Interests: Muscle Cars
Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:10/17/2014
Location:Stationed in SC
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#18 - I'm 20 years old with a job, i kill time dicking around on the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on Attack on Titan 0
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/12/2014) [-]
Trust me, I HATE Anime, it's retarded and poorly written and awful. I've hated it for SO long.

But even I've watched all available episodes of Attack on Titan. A lot of the things that are fucking stupid about Anime aren't present.
#117 - green stripe fag, red stripes are where its at 02/10/2014 on Fun Game 0
#116 - I'm an MM3 submarine so i never see daylight 02/10/2014 on Fun Game 0
#115 - explain to me how your wrist can hold enough tension to actual…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Fun Game 0
User avatar #165 - thephoenix (02/11/2014) [-]
It's simple;
Because fuck you that's why
#137 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/10/2014) [-]
he would also cast firaga on you
#16 - my knife is better than yours  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Fun Game 0
#27 - thephoenix (02/10/2014) [-]
Sit the fuck down, newb
User avatar #115 - nevergetsdubs (02/10/2014) [-]
explain to me how your wrist can hold enough tension to actually stab like that.
straight knife with a guard grip like mine or a karambit will always be superior
User avatar #165 - thephoenix (02/11/2014) [-]
It's simple;
Because fuck you that's why
#137 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/10/2014) [-]
he would also cast firaga on you
#270 - univ buffalo 02/09/2014 on Practical skills are useful... 0
#269 - i;ve already talked to you man... im submarine mechanic lol  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on Practical skills are useful... 0
User avatar #273 - thatonetyler (02/09/2014) [-]
haha holy fuck! sorry man, i completely forgot!
#33 - Here's my experience in a nutshell -Go to college (semi-ma…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Practical skills are useful... +88
#229 - shadowgandalf (02/08/2014) [-]
Joining in toonote, danish politics are not at all like american ones)
- Be male
- Family half of family is socialist and work for goverment, other half are former military people who are self employed, and are voting conservatist/liberal
- Go to college
- Become friends with 3 of them
- Girls surprisingly not of the stereotypical slut/cunt types, except one.
- Boys range from soccer jocks, to gamers, no actual nerds.
- Every single week, they all blow 1/4 of their money on alcohol and weed, except me and one of my friends who is a Jehova's Witness(let's call him Jewi)
- Jewi is 16 like most of us, and runs a local PC support service in free time.
- I drop out by the end of winter, cause i realize this shit is boring.
- Everyone of in the class ends up wasting their time, only exception being two girls and Jewi, who at this point have a fiancee and a shit load of cash.
#230 - shadowgandalf (02/08/2014) [-]
-Go to webprogramming school
- Every single person is a stoner or crack/meth addict.
- I have never seen more retards gathered at one place.
- Out of 356 people, only 15 actually end up getting something out of their education.
- I drop quite fast, after friend die in car accident.
#231 - shadowgandalf (02/08/2014) [-]
- 4 month used to get over the death
- now almost 20
- Join an auto technician education.
- 2 pairs of brothers, one pair being stoners and the other pair having already fried all usefull brain cells.
- No girls at all. 200 students, no girls.
- Most of students are stoners, even have a drug dealer in class(weed is even MORE illegal in DK than in USA)
- I make a few friends, and everything goes great
- Realize i've hit jackpot, and that this is my call.

So all in all things went well for me. But what i want to clarify is that the Danish school system, is full of retards, incompetence and brainwashing(?)

Anyways, thanks for reading the walltext, and i hope you enjoyed it!
#220 - ihateemo (02/08/2014) [-]
just curious what school did you goto?
User avatar #270 - nevergetsdubs (02/09/2014) [-]
univ buffalo
User avatar #203 - landartheconqueror (02/08/2014) [-]
college sounds more like highschool
User avatar #153 - thatonetyler (02/08/2014) [-]
whats your MOS?
User avatar #269 - nevergetsdubs (02/09/2014) [-]
i;ve already talked to you man... im submarine mechanic lol
User avatar #273 - thatonetyler (02/09/2014) [-]
haha holy fuck! sorry man, i completely forgot!
User avatar #148 - barenoizedub (02/08/2014) [-]
jumping in too:

-Go to University, lots of stoners and alcoholics
-Make friends on the first day
-Less than a month later 70% have all quit
-Make more new friends that stayed on course
-Don't really drink or do drugs, this is good
-We all love our course and often debate software engineering and maths and games in free time
-Have solid gf for 9 months and she is moving in with me next year
-Getting good grades and learning a lot while having fun and feeling satisfied
-nothing to complain about.

Just ignore the fucktards in the world and let macdonalds take care of them.
User avatar #144 - folkflunky (02/08/2014) [-]
I did high school in the army.
I don't regret anything.
Also, it helped me realise that it's not that my country's army is bad, we just barely get funding, but I've met some soldiers so hardcore they could take on a Delta or Spetsnaz squad any day with nothing but a pistol and a knife.
User avatar #202 - adrilazzaro (02/08/2014) [-]
>circa 40% of us taxes go to military in the past 20 years
>barely get any funding
right sure
User avatar #236 - folkflunky (02/08/2014) [-]
Not everyone lives in USA you know? I live in Argentina, and the funding for our army is shit because our government is afraid they'll turn on them because they're fucking up the country.
User avatar #241 - adrilazzaro (02/08/2014) [-]
oh what a coincidence, i'm also Argentinian, don't live there right now but i will admit the military funding is absolutely atrocious. Along with every other kind of government funding. Well godspeed loco, not like we'll need an army anytime soon
User avatar #246 - folkflunky (02/08/2014) [-]
We just give everything away for free so yeah I guess we don't need an army.
I wasn't born in Argentina but I already consider myself argentinian, considering that I live here since I was like 6 months old and I'm already 24.
And yes, our funding in everything is shit now that I think about it.
Worse part is that there is a lot of smart people that are born in Argentina, yet leave at 18 because they don't have a chance here. I mean, hell, the guy that basically landed the Curiosity in Mars is argentinian.
User avatar #261 - adrilazzaro (02/08/2014) [-]
where are you originally from? But i have to agree entirely on that last point, my mom managed to study and work herself out of the ghetto and now she's a prestigious petroleum engineer. Albeit in the US. If you want my honest opinion Cristina's turning the country into an ever greater shithole than it used to be, getting out is one of the best things you copuld right now
User avatar #272 - folkflunky (02/09/2014) [-]
Great for your mom, people like her are the role models of the country nowadays. I was born in Ukraine. And yes, Cristina's fucking everything up beyond reparation. I mean, our fucking reserves are under 28,000$ million U$D.
#76 - arcticastronaut (02/08/2014) [-]
YFW poeple trying to look smart
User avatar #70 - dovnborg (02/08/2014) [-]
I did it the other way around
- Join military
- backwards thinking, stupid system, all upper-ranked piss sour old idiots
- get out after 4 months with nice pay
- buy apartment, start college
- get to smoke weed and drink on tuesdays
- life is ok i guess
User avatar #42 - Mahazama (02/08/2014) [-]
Stay strong .mil brother.
#244 - they gave me access to nuclear secrets already *not even k…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Beating the beating of a... +1
User avatar #245 - krasnogvardiech (01/28/2014) [-]
I am an Air Traffic Controller. Of every day, I resist the urge to deliberately crash the aircraft.
#51 - born-in-Ukranian living in the US, looking at the news …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Beating the beating of a... +1
User avatar #131 - krasnogvardiech (01/27/2014) [-]
Ukraina gordost,

Reporting from NZ. How goes the infiltration?
User avatar #244 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2014) [-]
they gave me access to nuclear secrets already
*not even kidding* you should see me at my job
User avatar #245 - krasnogvardiech (01/28/2014) [-]
I am an Air Traffic Controller. Of every day, I resist the urge to deliberately crash the aircraft.
#13 - 20/M/SC&NY/Military-Engineer *this* + the droidphone i… 01/24/2014 on What do you carry? 0
#7 - And in 2-4 years when you're no longer a fan of the show becau…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Just wanted to share my... -3
User avatar #11 - tommythetrain (01/25/2014) [-]
**tommythetrain rolls 50**
#10 - arialynx (01/25/2014) [-]
Just because a show gets cancelled doesn't mean you have to stop being a fan of it. Exhibit A: Firefly
I'm sure OP thought it through when he got it. Right OP?
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/12/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU BROUGHT UP FIREFLY.
SHIT MAN I HAVE A TATTOO OF 'SERENITY' IN MANDARIN ON MY SHOULDER.
#9 - You had more than 8 nanoseconds to headshot that thing, …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Are you having fun? +201
#123 - theblackhorntail (01/24/2014) [-]
Those "Chanel" glasses are actually Ray Ban Aviators.
User avatar #87 - Metallicock (01/24/2014) [-]
I didn't know Nathan Drake was a terrorist
but looking back at all the shit he did, I guess he kinda is
User avatar #70 - propanex (01/24/2014) [-]
Did it ever occur to the person that made that, that the person in it is a terrorist and probably stole/murdered for all that stuff?
User avatar #71 - heeveejeevees (01/24/2014) [-]
i believe it's a guide for someone to cosplay.
#110 - rdobet (01/24/2014) [-]
For the low price of $3,475?
#113 - heeveejeevees (01/24/2014) [-]
You pay what you get.

And those are designer's clothes, don't take that on me.
User avatar #52 - profkitty (01/23/2014) [-]
What game is this?
User avatar #61 - danishking (01/24/2014) [-]
Counter Strike: Global Offensive.

If you have played the previous games, or just looking for a fun cheap game,I would recomend this one. Loads of mods and custom game types for casuals, and pure good old fashioned CS for the more hardcore players.
User avatar #53 - fuperbooper (01/23/2014) [-]
Left 4 Dead 2: Episode 1
#33 - melllvinnn (01/23/2014) [-]
Why is the scarf, the most useless thing the Elites have on, the most expensive piece of clothing on him? I'm sure you also don't need that exact scarf or pair of jeans...

The picture also fails to label the finger-less gloves and the belt, and I think the gloves are very important to point out.
User avatar #65 - tornadomad (01/24/2014) [-]
It's about style not gear...



casual...
#3 - Hey man, it could be a lot worse. Me and my friend are sta… 01/21/2014 on Something Personal 0
#5 - HAH, i remember you little ***** on Great Lakes b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on These fucking people 0
User avatar #6 - nativninja (01/15/2014) [-]
I went to Quadra...
#3 - actually no, 2/3 rates in navy are, other 3rd are engies and a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on These fucking people 0
User avatar #4 - nativninja (01/15/2014) [-]
im a petty officer second class. but that's in cadets.
User avatar #5 - nevergetsdubs (01/15/2014) [-]
HAH, i remember you little shits on Great Lakes base, they were doing some kinda of exercise attempt, meaning jog at walking speed in place moving forward slowly
User avatar #6 - nativninja (01/15/2014) [-]
I went to Quadra...
#1 - That 3rd one at burger king, im wearing that same uniform righ…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on These fucking people 0
User avatar #2 - soultheft (01/15/2014) [-]
So you are a seamen
User avatar #3 - nevergetsdubs (01/15/2014) [-]
actually no, 2/3 rates in navy are, other 3rd are engies and aviation.
I'm an engie so my official rank was "fireman"
and i just made rank to Petty Officer anyway now
But i do know a guy who's title is "Seaman Stains, A. C."
User avatar #4 - nativninja (01/15/2014) [-]
im a petty officer second class. but that's in cadets.
User avatar #5 - nevergetsdubs (01/15/2014) [-]
HAH, i remember you little shits on Great Lakes base, they were doing some kinda of exercise attempt, meaning jog at walking speed in place moving forward slowly
User avatar #6 - nativninja (01/15/2014) [-]
I went to Quadra...
#4 - Have you ever kissed a girl while she shoves a live 2 foot cen…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on And I thought Pepper was a... +23
#6 - thisxshitxisxhard (01/15/2014) [-]
#38 - Picture 01/14/2014 on To the British, European... -1
#35 - Gengar definitely, he's been my fave since gen 1 came out 01/14/2014 on I'd go with Tyranitar +2
#321 - just good at math and science, not a genius or anything 01/13/2014 on World's Armies Comp 0
#40 - you...have a chance...congrats  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on You people... 0
User avatar #41 - navywannabe (01/09/2014) [-]
I know. Thank you.
#30 - conventional et3s are always deployed  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on You people... 0
User avatar #31 - rubiksdodecahedron (01/08/2014) [-]
why does that mean im in SC
#28 - ******* knew it  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on You people... 0
User avatar #29 - rubiksdodecahedron (01/08/2014) [-]
how
User avatar #30 - nevergetsdubs (01/08/2014) [-]
conventional et3s are always deployed
User avatar #31 - rubiksdodecahedron (01/08/2014) [-]
why does that mean im in SC
#26 - You're talking to someone who had a Scruft contract before swi…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on You people... 0
User avatar #39 - navywannabe (01/08/2014) [-]
So I'm guessing you're laughing...
User avatar #32 - navywannabe (01/08/2014) [-]
By the time I'm finished with my own training...
10 miles in about an hour - hour and a half.
40 sets of 20 push-ups.
40 sets of 25 sit-ups.
10 sets of 20 pull-ups.
40 sets of 15 dips.
2 and a half hours of swimming continuously.
User avatar #33 - navywannabe (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh and I'm 6' 2"
200 pounds - and just going to be losing more weight.
User avatar #40 - nevergetsdubs (01/09/2014) [-]
you...have a chance...congrats
User avatar #41 - navywannabe (01/09/2014) [-]
I know. Thank you.
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User avatar #148 - esspur (11/10/2013) [-]
Explain your icon.
User avatar #149 to #148 - nevergetsdubs (11/10/2013) [-]
It's the symbol for the highest rated hotel in history.
Aushwitz, 40 million gold stars
#144 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/27/2013) [-]
i'll pray for you dude. if ur too stubborn to accept Jesus well then maybe you should take your life. theres no use for people like you
User avatar #145 to #144 - nevergetsdubs (03/27/2013) [-]
If you don't accept Allah you're going to Islam hell....
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oh wait, it doesn't work like that, go **** yourself
User avatar #143 - quincyadam (02/22/2013) [-]
cool, thanks man!
#141 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/20/2013) [-]
Do you think you can upload you one Minecraft map?
#142 to #141 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/20/2013) [-]
*you're
#138 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
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#139 to #138 - nevergetsdubs (01/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #135 - ohmygodihazdepends (12/11/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #136 to #135 - nevergetsdubs (12/11/2012) [-]
if you get dupes of red/blue i'll trade ya again
User avatar #137 to #136 - ohmygodihazdepends (12/11/2012) [-]
Alright, i'll add you and let you know
User avatar #134 - devold (12/06/2012) [-]
Ya got me there
#133 - willlow (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #127 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
hey I really like minecraft and building underwater c: can I see your house?
User avatar #128 to #127 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
its destroyed remember?
User avatar #129 to #128 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
T~T u said you rebuilt
User avatar #131 to #129 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
its 135x135
User avatar #130 to #129 - nevergetsdubs (12/05/2012) [-]
i said i rebought all the **** he destroyed, such as tools and materials.
right now im buidling an epic huge castle
User avatar #132 to #130 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
O .__________________. K
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User avatar #125 - xiiichucklez (11/20/2012) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #120 - cofy (10/24/2012) [-]
wow i'm honored with last item and why is this your dream collection
User avatar #121 to #120 - nevergetsdubs (10/24/2012) [-]
I think of it as the unluckies item collection you could have
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User avatar #117 - cofy (10/23/2012) [-]
i would but i only have one man
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User avatar #116 to #115 - nevergetsdubs (10/23/2012) [-]
gave all away, i only want opened chests now
User avatar #110 - shinymew (10/18/2012) [-]
I got 4 Opened Iron Treasure Chest, what;s your offer?
User avatar #112 to #110 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Radioactive and Green and Mecha chests are worth more, so when you get some of those i'll trade you beetle/fish/pony
User avatar #111 to #110 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Velosiraptor or Mecha Mystery Box
User avatar #113 to #111 - shinymew (10/18/2012) [-]
Velosiraptor
User avatar #114 to #113 - nevergetsdubs (10/18/2012) [-]
Ok send offer
User avatar #107 - frychickamelon (10/15/2012) [-]
Why thankyou kind sir. :D ♥ Have a lovely night.
User avatar #106 - jmezfm (10/15/2012) [-]
thank you kind sir!
User avatar #104 - walkingdisaster (10/15/2012) [-]
Thanks babe <3
User avatar #96 - jmezfm (10/01/2012) [-]
well, I guess I'll just accept and owe you one. If you EVER need anything, just ask. Love you bro!
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