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#7 - yall dumb, shits gonna explode in your freezer  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Slushy +3
#8 - jonball (4 hours ago) [-]
no it won't. glass cola on the other hand will...
#7 - -And they will pick-pocket you x935 HOLY FUCK DO you have …  [+] (20 new replies) 07/22/2014 on scams to watch out for -77
User avatar #201 - defeats (07/23/2014) [-]
When I was last in Paris with my family, we were on the underground train. There are thousands people down there, all trying to cram into these small trains. You can see the gangs of pickpockets and they'll pick the most tourist looking people and surround them on the train. You're all in there shoulder to shoulder and the train is moving so quickly that everybody is swaying side to side.

You might think that you're safe with your pockets zipped up or with Velcro but the pickpocket will have his friends behind you or beside you constantly unzipping things.

I never had anything stolen because my bag was locked with a small padlock, and my phone, tickets and wallet were in the pockets with my hands in them. But I could feel these guys rummaging through my other pockets.

When getting off the train they pretend to be in a rush getting off so they can push you and shoulder barge passed you while they or their friends pickpocket you farther. (Because when getting off you're more likely to have your hands free for balance, grabbing railings etc)

I've never had anything stolen, nobody from my family has as far as we know, maybe that was a rookie group, but it is very easy for people to pickpocket you.
#130 - docvolto (07/23/2014) [-]
I went to a seminar once where a professional pick-pocket took a guys tie off and put it on himself while keeping eye-contact the entire time. The man ended up sitting down and not noticing until half way through the seminar.

Nothing is impossible.
User avatar #62 - srskate (07/23/2014) [-]
I steal my friends phones sometimes, Just to see if they notice. It's about 50-50
User avatar #409 - xgreenmaidenx (07/23/2014) [-]
I do that too with my moms wallet.
But I'm not as good as you I guess, it's 75% I get caught and a 25% it's successful.
User avatar #493 - srskate (23 hours ago) [-]
Pretty fun though, huh.
#40 - theonlytinman (07/23/2014) [-]
You are fucking retarded. If you find it so easy to not get pick-pocketed, that advice was clearly not for you. I also think that you need to get pick-pocketed to see what its like. It doesnt take much. Someone bumping into you hard so you're just focused on that shoulder pain, and the asshole who bumped becomes extremely distracting, but his buddy was behind you taking your wallet.
#52 - DeathOne (07/23/2014) [-]
My mom once had her fucking phone stolen at the market. From her purse. IT WOULD TAKES US A FEW MINUTES TO FIND IT, AND THIS GUY STOLE IT WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING!

What's worse is that she was using my phone while I was testing this iPhone knock-off dad brought from China. (This is before we knew what knock-offs were). That thing was so bad, you could crash it by swiping a picture, and pressing the home button. Was stuck with the knockoff for another year or two.
But then again, nobody could use the knockoff since the touchscreen was very difficult to use.
#12 - exceeding (07/23/2014) [-]
People always think they are impossible to pickpocket.
User avatar #383 - capslockrage (07/23/2014) [-]
That's because pickpocketing doesn't happen in real life like it does in the movies, and there isn't anybody that can just pickpocket people without them noticing.
User avatar #288 - greedtheavaricious (07/23/2014) [-]
I've never been pickpocketed before, mainly because I always have my stuff in my front pocket, as well as my hands most of the time

And I always take another wallet with me, with my temporary ID Card and just ten bucks when I go out drinking.
#242 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
Well, I dont think that it is impossible to pickpocket me but its to hard for this scum. I check my wallet, keys and smartphone every few seconds and I feel all of them the whole time. Especially when people are close to me I focus on the feeling of my valuables. And you know what? Once in Madrid (Spain) someone tried to take my wallet and I felt it and shove him away and told him to gtfo what he than did.
#227 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
its surprisingly easy to pickpocket and be pick pocketed. Which is the reason i always twist my wallet up in my pocket so that is much harder to get to, as well as not wearing underwear so if they grab in my pocket the may also get a handful of cock haha
#193 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
I wear skinny jeans
User avatar #194 - exceeding (07/23/2014) [-]
I hope you got the ass for it
User avatar #117 - lordofpenis (07/23/2014) [-]
If you've got tight pockets and thin clothing then pickpocketing is difficult. I know because I have tight clothes (thnx gym, these clothes used to be loose).

Never been pick pocketed in Europe or Asia. That being said, I know how easy it is to pickpocket. It's just harder when the person is wearing tight clothing.
#113 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm pretty impossible to pickpocket, because literally all of my possessions are chained to my purse, which is under a closed flap at all times, which my arm is always over. They would have to have hands tinier than babies to sneak it in there and not make it blatantly obvious.
On top of that, my wallet has a few zippers and a few snaps on it, and I keep everything in different pockets.
User avatar #22 - Relinies (07/23/2014) [-]
Tight pockets and some attention. Plus, I always keep my things in my side pockets rather than my back.
User avatar #455 - hydraetis (07/23/2014) [-]
Gypsies are god damn professionals. Having really tight pockets may help, but it does not ensure that your shit is safe.
#143 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
It isn't that hard, yeah. Some people are born to get pickpocket.
#50 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
>Zippers on your pockets
>ggnore

Also mfw I get off a bus into London and my friend has his IPhone basically hanging out his pocket
#1360 - 20 Dude USA My graduation from a year of military …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
User avatar #1418 - dieterkaiser (07/22/2014) [-]
Fuck that slut, she was a bitch anyway, bro.
#1377 - magmon (07/22/2014) [-]
You're doing the right thing.
#7 - i'm down 07/20/2014 on A great and original idea! 0
#12 - That's 1 nice thing, i'm about to go on a tour of Europe (Spai…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Cheating Bitch 0
User avatar #13 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
Yea, I'll be applying to stuff in Japan and Germany this year.
#10 - Good enough, now never talk to her again. Stop using her name …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Cheating Bitch 0
User avatar #11 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
Yup. That's the plan. Too bad I have to remain settled in this fucking city until next fall.
User avatar #12 - nevergetsdubs (07/20/2014) [-]
That's 1 nice thing, i'm about to go on a tour of Europe (Spain/Italy/Greece) - then Turkey/Egypt. And i was planning to fly her out to each place as military moved me from place to place. And now instead of exploring Europe with me, Bitch can rot in hell in that shithole she's stuck in with no way out
User avatar #13 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
Yea, I'll be applying to stuff in Japan and Germany this year.
#8 - We were both 21, Trust me, call her father or mother, not …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Cheating Bitch 0
User avatar #9 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
I told her twin sister. I feel like that's good enough.
User avatar #10 - nevergetsdubs (07/20/2014) [-]
Good enough, now never talk to her again. Stop using her name when you even think about her, just refer to her as bitch instead of her name.
Also be glad you werent in my situation and had to return a diamond/sapphire engagement ring you were planning on using on 4th of july this year
User avatar #11 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
Yup. That's the plan. Too bad I have to remain settled in this fucking city until next fall.
User avatar #12 - nevergetsdubs (07/20/2014) [-]
That's 1 nice thing, i'm about to go on a tour of Europe (Spain/Italy/Greece) - then Turkey/Egypt. And i was planning to fly her out to each place as military moved me from place to place. And now instead of exploring Europe with me, Bitch can rot in hell in that shithole she's stuck in with no way out
User avatar #13 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
Yea, I'll be applying to stuff in Japan and Germany this year.
#6 - At least you live near eachother man so it was easy to figure …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Cheating Bitch 0
User avatar #7 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
We're both adults. She's 22 and I'm 24.
User avatar #8 - nevergetsdubs (07/20/2014) [-]
We were both 21,
Trust me, call her father or mother, not both, just whichever one liked you
and tell them before they find out from her
User avatar #9 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
I told her twin sister. I feel like that's good enough.
User avatar #10 - nevergetsdubs (07/20/2014) [-]
Good enough, now never talk to her again. Stop using her name when you even think about her, just refer to her as bitch instead of her name.
Also be glad you werent in my situation and had to return a diamond/sapphire engagement ring you were planning on using on 4th of july this year
User avatar #11 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
Yup. That's the plan. Too bad I have to remain settled in this fucking city until next fall.
User avatar #12 - nevergetsdubs (07/20/2014) [-]
That's 1 nice thing, i'm about to go on a tour of Europe (Spain/Italy/Greece) - then Turkey/Egypt. And i was planning to fly her out to each place as military moved me from place to place. And now instead of exploring Europe with me, Bitch can rot in hell in that shithole she's stuck in with no way out
User avatar #13 - wersand (07/20/2014) [-]
Yea, I'll be applying to stuff in Japan and Germany this year.
#2 - That 5k jog on Monday mornings is amazing, especially if you p… 07/20/2014 on Motivated 0
#471 - 1) Gettin outta uniform 2) Mystery meat chili at galley … 07/20/2014 on Answer this 0

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User avatar #148 - esspur (11/10/2013) [-]
Explain your icon.
User avatar #149 to #148 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
It's the symbol for the highest rated hotel in history.
Aushwitz, 40 million gold stars
#144 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
i'll pray for you dude. if ur too stubborn to accept Jesus well then maybe you should take your life. theres no use for people like you
User avatar #145 to #144 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
If you don't accept Allah you're going to Islam hell....
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oh wait, it doesn't work like that, go fuck yourself
User avatar #143 - quincyadam (02/22/2013) [-]
cool, thanks man!
#141 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
Do you think you can upload you one Minecraft map?
#142 to #141 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
*you're
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User avatar #135 - ohmygodihazdepends (12/11/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #136 to #135 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
if you get dupes of red/blue i'll trade ya again
User avatar #137 to #136 - ohmygodihazdepends (12/11/2012) [-]
Alright, i'll add you and let you know
User avatar #134 - devold (12/06/2012) [-]
Ya got me there
#133 - willlow (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #127 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
hey I really like minecraft and building underwater c: can I see your house?
User avatar #128 to #127 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
its destroyed remember?
User avatar #129 to #128 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
T~T u said you rebuilt
User avatar #131 to #129 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
its 135x135
User avatar #130 to #129 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
i said i rebought all the shit he destroyed, such as tools and materials.
right now im buidling an epic huge castle
User avatar #132 to #130 - blackholee (12/05/2012) [-]
O .__________________. K
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User avatar #125 - xiiichucklez (11/20/2012) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #120 - cofy (10/24/2012) [-]
wow i'm honored with last item and why is this your dream collection
User avatar #121 to #120 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
I think of it as the unluckies item collection you could have
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User avatar #117 - cofy (10/23/2012) [-]
i would but i only have one man
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User avatar #116 to #115 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
gave all away, i only want opened chests now
User avatar #110 - shinymew (10/18/2012) [-]
I got 4 Opened Iron Treasure Chest, what;s your offer?
User avatar #112 to #110 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Radioactive and Green and Mecha chests are worth more, so when you get some of those i'll trade you beetle/fish/pony
User avatar #111 to #110 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Velosiraptor or Mecha Mystery Box
User avatar #113 to #111 - shinymew (10/18/2012) [-]
Velosiraptor
User avatar #114 to #113 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Ok send offer
User avatar #107 - frychickamelon (10/15/2012) [-]
Why thankyou kind sir. :D ♥ Have a lovely night.
User avatar #106 - jmezfm (10/15/2012) [-]
thank you kind sir!
User avatar #104 - walkingdisaster (10/15/2012) [-]
Thanks babe <3
User avatar #96 - jmezfm (10/01/2012) [-]
well, I guess I'll just accept and owe you one. If you EVER need anything, just ask. Love you bro!
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