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neverforgetthedick

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Date Signed Up:10/18/2012
Last Login:2/03/2015
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#262 - Myaah 08/04/2014 on TAKE YOUR TIME AND LISTEN... +1
#50 - Sometimes it feels like feminism only exist in the internet. Q…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Not a bad idea, really +1
#90 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I live in the South. There's been a good history of "Southern chivalry" that started in the antebellum days and sort of continues nowadays in small doses, so feminism really isn't such a big problem that I've witnessed. Now, when I say "chivalry", I don't mean "hold the door open because it's a fair damsel who would reward me with bountiful sex"; instead, I mean "hold the door open because mama didn't raise you to be rude to anyone, not just women".

So, one day, I'm holding a door open at a restaurant for a few people because I need fresh air and I'm right at the door anyway. These two girls, obviously not from around where I live, see me doing this and I can hear them talking about how I'm only doing it because I'm "a pig no one would look at any other time". Maybe they were feminists, maybe they weren't, but as soon they got near to the door, I immediately slammed it in their face and walked back to my table.

Rudeness never felt so awesome.
User avatar #79 - talosknight (08/02/2014) [-]
My ex-girlfriend decided I dumped her because she got fat (in fact it was the fact she showed up at my house uninvited all the time, but I digress.) Came into my work and started tell my boss I abused her and I hated women. Luckily my boss was all like "Talosknight? Really? Bullshit." She's banned from the property for life and the company actually was going to help me file a restraining order. To this day she screams about how all men are misogynists and how my (lesbian, female) boss hates her because she's a woman.
User avatar #62 - huntergriff (08/02/2014) [-]
I got the shit kicked out of me once. by a feminist. back in 2012's summer actually. not sure why, something about a door.
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Now it's art.
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User avatar #43 - Whaaaaaaaaa (07/18/2014) [-]
I stayed friends with my Ex then dated her mom. I was a total gentleman the whole time, but my EX was under this assumption I was boning her mom. It created bad blood between them when I told her mom we had to break up because my Ex wasn't letting it go.

I did get to bone her mom on the last night though. Her mom was a freak.
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