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Date Signed Up:10/18/2012
Last Login:9/19/2014
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#93 - Picture 09/08/2014 on Allahu Akbar +6
#173 - Princess Mononoke 09/07/2014 on Princess Mononoke 0
#54 - **** , I just noticed his smile after the kiss. H… 09/06/2014 on Pen is 0
#53 - That bitch probably just ruined his self esteem for life.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Pen is +10
User avatar #54 - neverforgetthedick (09/06/2014) [-]
Shit, I just noticed his smile after the kiss. His sorry is now even more sorrowful.
#65 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Sounds we love -1
#323 - what's your disability?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on taco 0
User avatar #334 - thewulfman (08/29/2014) [-]
It's a few compound problems. It's mostly a combination of psoriatic arthritis, fibromyalgia and complications caused by a tumor that was on my spinal chord for the first 5 years of my life (we didn't find it till it was roughly the size of an apple) . It was malignant, (not cancerous) , but due to how long it was there it caused some pretty significant problems that I dealt with for years, fixed by multiple surgeries, and am still feeling the effects of.

TL;DR all of my joints hurt, my nerves feel like they're on fire, and my back still hurts from where the tumor was.
#278 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on I wanna..can I clap for an... 0
User avatar #286 - cuntism (08/29/2014) [-]
Now this is how you say TL;DR
#132 - Then there are those, who just casually watch anime and not le… 08/25/2014 on 8 types of anime fans +1
#207 - "HalOOO!!? 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year +1
#53 - We are the minority in a dickbutt loving world. 08/25/2014 on The greatest .gif ever 0
#107 - normal on 4chan lol  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on anon has a sleepover with... 0
User avatar #140 - basicargentinian (08/08/2014) [-]
have you ever been to 4chan? it's really just a well working forum.
#117 - I think it is. 08/07/2014 on I Seriously Believe This Guys 0
#21 - **** son, you goofed big time New wallpaper 08/06/2014 on Earlier Access 0
#21 - Little Caesars...worst pizza I ever had.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Dog, pizza, love -2
#30 - narflarg (08/06/2014) [-]
I agree, because there is a reason its so cheap. Jets, cottage inn, and good ol fashioned mom n pop stores have the higher price for that quality.
#29 - isolovegames (08/06/2014) [-]
Papa Johns is best pissa.
#1689 - tfw you will most likely die alone... 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... +1
#33 - Picture 08/06/2014 on (untitled) +2
#262 - Myaah 08/04/2014 on TAKE YOUR TIME AND LISTEN... +1
#50 - Sometimes it feels like feminism only exist in the internet. Q…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Not a bad idea, really +1
#90 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I live in the South. There's been a good history of "Southern chivalry" that started in the antebellum days and sort of continues nowadays in small doses, so feminism really isn't such a big problem that I've witnessed. Now, when I say "chivalry", I don't mean "hold the door open because it's a fair damsel who would reward me with bountiful sex"; instead, I mean "hold the door open because mama didn't raise you to be rude to anyone, not just women".

So, one day, I'm holding a door open at a restaurant for a few people because I need fresh air and I'm right at the door anyway. These two girls, obviously not from around where I live, see me doing this and I can hear them talking about how I'm only doing it because I'm "a pig no one would look at any other time". Maybe they were feminists, maybe they weren't, but as soon they got near to the door, I immediately slammed it in their face and walked back to my table.

Rudeness never felt so awesome.
User avatar #79 - talosknight (08/02/2014) [-]
My ex-girlfriend decided I dumped her because she got fat (in fact it was the fact she showed up at my house uninvited all the time, but I digress.) Came into my work and started tell my boss I abused her and I hated women. Luckily my boss was all like "Talosknight? Really? Bullshit." She's banned from the property for life and the company actually was going to help me file a restraining order. To this day she screams about how all men are misogynists and how my (lesbian, female) boss hates her because she's a woman.
User avatar #62 - huntergriff (08/02/2014) [-]
I got the shit kicked out of me once. by a feminist. back in 2012's summer actually. not sure why, something about a door.
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#21 - It's a different type of comedy not suited for everyone. I tri… 07/26/2014 on charlie day everybody +2
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