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#4509951 - whooo boy, you have a ways to go yet before the fun stuff happens.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
#4509960 - thacoletrain (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm at Ep 7

I'm almost getting fucking used to everything dieing
User avatar #4509976 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
I got to episode 5, couldn't accept where the episode left things then went and read about 4 chapters of the manga in sheer annoyance.

Things are... fun. But I've heard that shit gets even crazier down the line.
#4509905 - tags/sprays on the wall behind them 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4509896 - 'twas pretty good.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
#4509904 - dustypengwin (05/20/2013) [-]
#4509835 - you seem nice and cheerful, makes a change from some of the re…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4509840 - limit (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's how I usually am and I noticed that.
#4509816 - hello, I'm good, and how's yourself?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4509822 - limit (05/20/2013) [-]
Glad to hear that, I'm doing quite well myself, thanks!
#4509835 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
you seem nice and cheerful, makes a change from some of the regulars here.
#4509840 - limit (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's how I usually am and I noticed that.
#4509811 - g'night 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
#4509808 - you should get a group. I currently have a 3-man team of m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4509886 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
But I have no friends that play it ;~;
#4509801 - **neverborn returns the favour** aww, that's nice. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4509826 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
x3
#4509785 - don't worry, those are only in the Breaking Point mod that I'm…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4509799 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Ahh ok haha. I should get back into Day Z. Everyone kept killing me. I must have restarted roughly 30 times in a couple of weeks and I was getting bored >-<
User avatar #4509808 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
you should get a group.
I currently have a 3-man team of me and a couple of friends... I've only been betrayed once... and that was jealousy of me getting the hero skin.
User avatar #4509886 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
But I have no friends that play it ;~;
#4509729 - yeah, Arma 2. some friends just linked me a mod that looks…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4509741 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Dogs and special infected? Man I'm out of the loop now :s
User avatar #4509785 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
don't worry, those are only in the Breaking Point mod that I'm trying to get work and not vanilla DayZ.
good lord, if they were...
User avatar #4509799 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Ahh ok haha. I should get back into Day Z. Everyone kept killing me. I must have restarted roughly 30 times in a couple of weeks and I was getting bored >-<
User avatar #4509808 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
you should get a group.
I currently have a 3-man team of me and a couple of friends... I've only been betrayed once... and that was jealousy of me getting the hero skin.
User avatar #4509886 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
But I have no friends that play it ;~;
#4509696 - moon nazis?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
User avatar #4509700 - levchenko (05/20/2013) [-]
Thats the one
#4509692 - pretty good, just trying to get this DayZ mod working  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4509714 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
The ARMA II one? I know there's an ARMA III Day Z mod now as well.

I stopped playing Day Z a while ago though
User avatar #4509729 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
yeah, Arma 2.
some friends just linked me a mod that looks awesome.

tons of new gear and vehicles and stuff, but it's the infected dogs and other special infected that scare me
User avatar #4509741 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Dogs and special infected? Man I'm out of the loop now :s
User avatar #4509785 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
don't worry, those are only in the Breaking Point mod that I'm trying to get work and not vanilla DayZ.
good lord, if they were...
User avatar #4509799 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Ahh ok haha. I should get back into Day Z. Everyone kept killing me. I must have restarted roughly 30 times in a couple of weeks and I was getting bored >-<
User avatar #4509808 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
you should get a group.
I currently have a 3-man team of me and a couple of friends... I've only been betrayed once... and that was jealousy of me getting the hero skin.
User avatar #4509886 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
But I have no friends that play it ;~;
#4509690 - I love the RP elements of games, I was an unreliable combatant… 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4509664 - hi thar how are you this fine day?  [+] (31 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4509675 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Wonderful as ever ^^

It's only 6:30 here haha. How're you?
User avatar #4509692 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
pretty good, just trying to get this DayZ mod working
#4509714 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
The ARMA II one? I know there's an ARMA III Day Z mod now as well.

I stopped playing Day Z a while ago though
User avatar #4509729 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
yeah, Arma 2.
some friends just linked me a mod that looks awesome.

tons of new gear and vehicles and stuff, but it's the infected dogs and other special infected that scare me
User avatar #4509741 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Dogs and special infected? Man I'm out of the loop now :s
User avatar #4509785 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
don't worry, those are only in the Breaking Point mod that I'm trying to get work and not vanilla DayZ.
good lord, if they were...
User avatar #4509799 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Ahh ok haha. I should get back into Day Z. Everyone kept killing me. I must have restarted roughly 30 times in a couple of weeks and I was getting bored >-<
User avatar #4509808 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
you should get a group.
I currently have a 3-man team of me and a couple of friends... I've only been betrayed once... and that was jealousy of me getting the hero skin.
User avatar #4509886 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
But I have no friends that play it ;~;
#4509685 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
#4509707 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #4509712 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
So is that a no?
#4509721 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Why would I kiss someone I hardly know
User avatar #4509724 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
Because the moon told you to.
#4509732 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
**oishiine kisses neverborn on the top of the head**

Oh ok
#4509801 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
**neverborn returns the favour**
aww, that's nice.
plus that is one faaaaaaabulous moustache you have thar
User avatar #4509826 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
x3
#4509740 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
You're a wonderful person.
#4509747 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Thank you, beautiful <3
User avatar #4509777 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
Your mascot has unhealthy levels of d'aww. Someone could be seriously injured.
#4509784 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
x3

It's all according to plan >:3
#4509789 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes, perfect.
#4509823 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
**oishiine tries to out-cute Evee**
#4509825 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
Butt why?
#4509829 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Because it is my domain

Don't tell xryptofive I'm displaying emotions right now
#4509839 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
There can be two cutes. That would just mean more heart attacks.
#4509853 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
**oishiine curls up next to you**

Yiss, with our cuteness we can rule the world
#4509862 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes. Just as planned.
#4509881 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Hehe

Whatcha up to then?
#4509831 - xryptofive (05/20/2013) [-]
#4509836 - oishiine (05/20/2013) [-]
Nothing to see here
#4509650 - I have a couple of friends who do that and go mirror-builds of… 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4509640 - I was indeed a rogue, but it's not like I went 'Tiem too stele…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4509655 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
Nicely done. We'll see if our rogue gets the courage to start doing some really crazy shit.

He likes it when we start doing some more heavy RP, but he doesn't really participate much. I gotta try to crack him out of his shell.
User avatar #4509690 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
I love the RP elements of games, I was an unreliable combatant but ye gods was I a good charisma/stealth rogue.

anyhoo, just offer him good points to be sneaky or perhaps discover things the others couldn't. perhaps offer to do some message-based shenanigans between sessions and the party is in town or whatever.
#4509604 - goodbye 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4509582 - hmm, my feelings of jealousy? that reminds me, I'm meant t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4509614 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
hehehe, what a dick.

I totally have a rogue like that in the party I DM for, but since his backstory is that he's a prisoner who was captured by the party, everyone has their eye on him and threatens to fireball him or something when he tries to steal from them
User avatar #4509640 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
I was indeed a rogue, but it's not like I went 'Tiem too stele all teh lewts'
just nobody else bothered to check the final boss's body. they didn't notice me doing it because I sleight of handed though.

serves them right, the two main people in the party were a fighter who tried to kill me on a couple of occasions and an inquisitor who wanted to jail me.
Seriously, I help them save the town from a huge demonic sacrifice and my reward is essentially 'a day's head start'

so I was indeed pretty pleased to find that instead of just nabbing the cult leader's personal effects, I'd walked out with a small fortune in silver as well as a shit-ton of potions and (admittedly evil) enchanted gems.
User avatar #4509655 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
Nicely done. We'll see if our rogue gets the courage to start doing some really crazy shit.

He likes it when we start doing some more heavy RP, but he doesn't really participate much. I gotta try to crack him out of his shell.
User avatar #4509690 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
I love the RP elements of games, I was an unreliable combatant but ye gods was I a good charisma/stealth rogue.

anyhoo, just offer him good points to be sneaky or perhaps discover things the others couldn't. perhaps offer to do some message-based shenanigans between sessions and the party is in town or whatever.
#4509571 - kinda, I'm fighting with a DayZ mod to get it working. oth…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
User avatar #4509587 - whiskeyskitten (05/20/2013) [-]
Eh, doesn't sound too bad, but I hope it does work though.
Thats good then.
Same here really. Just relaxing now.
#4509560 - sounds like a DnD game.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4509566 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
What gave it away? xD
User avatar #4509582 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
hmm, my feelings of jealousy?
that reminds me, I'm meant to talk to my Pathfinder GM.

Apparently walking off with the entire endgame loot for the whole party (gotta love bags of holding) myself has consequences.
User avatar #4509614 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
hehehe, what a dick.

I totally have a rogue like that in the party I DM for, but since his backstory is that he's a prisoner who was captured by the party, everyone has their eye on him and threatens to fireball him or something when he tries to steal from them
User avatar #4509640 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
I was indeed a rogue, but it's not like I went 'Tiem too stele all teh lewts'
just nobody else bothered to check the final boss's body. they didn't notice me doing it because I sleight of handed though.

serves them right, the two main people in the party were a fighter who tried to kill me on a couple of occasions and an inquisitor who wanted to jail me.
Seriously, I help them save the town from a huge demonic sacrifice and my reward is essentially 'a day's head start'

so I was indeed pretty pleased to find that instead of just nabbing the cult leader's personal effects, I'd walked out with a small fortune in silver as well as a shit-ton of potions and (admittedly evil) enchanted gems.
User avatar #4509655 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
Nicely done. We'll see if our rogue gets the courage to start doing some really crazy shit.

He likes it when we start doing some more heavy RP, but he doesn't really participate much. I gotta try to crack him out of his shell.
User avatar #4509690 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
I love the RP elements of games, I was an unreliable combatant but ye gods was I a good charisma/stealth rogue.

anyhoo, just offer him good points to be sneaky or perhaps discover things the others couldn't. perhaps offer to do some message-based shenanigans between sessions and the party is in town or whatever.
#4509543 - pretty good yourself?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
User avatar #4509552 - whiskeyskitten (05/20/2013) [-]
Not to bad myself thanks.
Had a agood day so far?
User avatar #4509571 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
kinda, I'm fighting with a DayZ mod to get it working.
other than that things have been good.
User avatar #4509587 - whiskeyskitten (05/20/2013) [-]
Eh, doesn't sound too bad, but I hope it does work though.
Thats good then.
Same here really. Just relaxing now.
#4509539 - welcome back. how's yourself?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4509551 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
Doing good. Looking forward to a day of just sitting around being giant nerds with my friends
User avatar #4509560 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
sounds like a DnD game.
User avatar #4509566 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
What gave it away? xD
User avatar #4509582 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
hmm, my feelings of jealousy?
that reminds me, I'm meant to talk to my Pathfinder GM.

Apparently walking off with the entire endgame loot for the whole party (gotta love bags of holding) myself has consequences.
User avatar #4509614 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
hehehe, what a dick.

I totally have a rogue like that in the party I DM for, but since his backstory is that he's a prisoner who was captured by the party, everyone has their eye on him and threatens to fireball him or something when he tries to steal from them
User avatar #4509640 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
I was indeed a rogue, but it's not like I went 'Tiem too stele all teh lewts'
just nobody else bothered to check the final boss's body. they didn't notice me doing it because I sleight of handed though.

serves them right, the two main people in the party were a fighter who tried to kill me on a couple of occasions and an inquisitor who wanted to jail me.
Seriously, I help them save the town from a huge demonic sacrifice and my reward is essentially 'a day's head start'

so I was indeed pretty pleased to find that instead of just nabbing the cult leader's personal effects, I'd walked out with a small fortune in silver as well as a shit-ton of potions and (admittedly evil) enchanted gems.
User avatar #4509655 - octavia (05/20/2013) [-]
Nicely done. We'll see if our rogue gets the courage to start doing some really crazy shit.

He likes it when we start doing some more heavy RP, but he doesn't really participate much. I gotta try to crack him out of his shell.
User avatar #4509690 - neverborn (05/20/2013) [-]
I love the RP elements of games, I was an unreliable combatant but ye gods was I a good charisma/stealth rogue.

anyhoo, just offer him good points to be sneaky or perhaps discover things the others couldn't. perhaps offer to do some message-based shenanigans between sessions and the party is in town or whatever.
#4509523 - wait... that her!? I thought the manga got cancelled. 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4 - His defeat was bigger bullshit. Here we have a villia…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Description +3
User avatar #5 - dyalibya (05/20/2013) [-]
I haven't seen bleach in a while , this all looks very weird to me
#4509394 - I hope it does well. I'd read it myself, but I'm currentl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +4
#4511542 - bronyalex (05/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for the kind words Neverborn : )




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User avatar #283 - meximan ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
I love you <3
User avatar #282 - lordflutter (05/07/2013) [-]
I love you
#279 - whiteniggers (05/03/2013) [-]
source
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profile
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plox
#280 to #279 - neverborn ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
anime called 'Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt'   
can't remember the episode.
anime called 'Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt'
can't remember the episode.
User avatar #281 to #280 - whiteniggers (05/03/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #278 - neverborn ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
test
#237 - N. Korean citizen (11/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #241 to #237 - neverborn ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #236 - neverborn ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
ノ(O_O)ノ︵┻━┻︵┬──┬
User avatar #235 - neverborn ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
**neverborn doesn't know if this gonna work**
#229 - N. Korean citizen (11/01/2012) [-]
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ~~~~*:・゚✧<3
#228 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]
(屮ಥ益ಥ)屮 彡 .。.:*┻━┻
User avatar #227 - hardhitman (10/30/2012) [-]
I
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ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ︵┻━┻︵┬──┬*:・゚✧
User avatar #199 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
If you could have a colored text of a color with of your choice. What would it be?
User avatar #201 to #199 - neverborn ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
how about you?
User avatar #203 to #201 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
the opposite color of #c21616 (which is close to cyan)
User avatar #200 to #199 - neverborn ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
preferably yellow or cyan.
User avatar #205 to #204 - neverborn ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
what sorcery is this?
User avatar #206 to #205 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
the BEST kind
User avatar #207 to #206 - neverborn ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
how'd you manage that?
User avatar #208 to #207 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
a pinch of fairy dust.
Want to see cyan?
User avatar #209 to #208 - neverborn ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
ooh, go ahead
User avatar #202 to #200 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
Lol. hold on
#198 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #196 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh go it's all over a my body
User avatar #197 to #196 - neverborn ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
???
User avatar #191 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Can I have a hug?
User avatar #192 to #191 - neverborn ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
**neverborn hugs jungleforth** okay, any particular reason why though?
User avatar #193 to #192 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
I want virtual hugs from friends. It makes me happy
User avatar #189 - jingleforth ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
i want ur mechanical orc :(
User avatar #190 to #189 - neverborn ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
well, if I get another I'll let you know
(this is my most valuable item and I didn't even realise it...)
User avatar #183 - propergrammar **User deleted account** (09/05/2012) [-]
heyhey, i need to see a larger version of your avatar, for science
#184 to #183 - neverborn ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
this is the original image
#181 - DinosaurLassie ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey, there.
User avatar #182 to #181 - neverborn ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Hiya
User avatar #175 - grenboxman **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
They call me Grenboxman, a chronicler you see, and I record stories that interest me.
If you have the time or just nothing better, my stories are fine I check every letter.
Why not sit down for one of my tales? Perhaps you'll learn something from what it entails.
This is the story of the pony Snake Eyes, a robin-Hood of sorts who cheaters despise.
A pale brown fur coat and wintery mane, with gold serpertine eyes that earned much disdain.
Though robin-hood esque she's not quite as nice, you could probably tell from her mark of twin dice.
This ones talent was far from inane, luck was her toy a simple kids game.
She despises the rich and the wealth that they've squandered, she'll take all that they own but the clothing they've laundered.
Her trade keeps her fed an in quite good health so what does she do with that excess wealth?
She has a small mission if you consider it such, she helps those in need without being a crutch.
Snake eyes is sneaky and works out of sight, she gives to the needy and assists in their plight.
snake Eyes however appears cold as stone, she prefers silence and so lives alone.
Now you know snake Eyes but none of her tales, she once saved a village I have the details.
It started so simple Snake Eyes passing through, a shifty dirt-town called Alaru.
The towns draw was it's mine loaded with precious metal, were it not for that place i'm sure no-one would settle.
This place was golden to snake Eyes you see, and not for that mine concealed by the trees.
Scammers abounded in the brief summer months, you were lucky to recover from it once.
She could clean up and punish these cheaters, to take thier i'll gotten gold would be nothing sweeter.
So she did stroll as though picking through fruit, looking for the scammer with the most appealing loot.
User avatar #176 to #175 - grenboxman **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
So she did stroll as though picking through fruit, looking for the scammer with the most appealing loot.
It did not take long to spot her first prey, she locked on to a cardgame seeing Ill play.
Strolling so casually she played up the fool, he won a few rounds then suddenly was schooled.
She cast him a grin and a single remark, "scammers are fools" then did disembark.
She continued her conquest it did not take long, before grateful villagers praised her in song.
This was a vacation nearly a buffet, the cons were left empty with every trick she played.
She made more than a dent, she left those brutes sore, but higher eyes were watching they wanted no more.
Snake Eyes is clever she had intuition, she let the guards jump her to confirm the suspicion.
Snake eyes the tricky, Snake Eyes the quick, there's no purse or pocket that snake Eyes can't pick.
I hope you enjoyed what you've heard so far of villains she punished with a fiscal scar.
The story with deepen tis not so brief, stayed tuned for part 2 of snake Eyes the thief.
User avatar #177 to #176 - neverborn ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Loving It
:)
User avatar #179 to #177 - grenboxman **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
Part 2:
AH greetings my friend I see your returned, to finish the story of snake Eyes you've yearned.
Very well, sit and I shall regail so you may learn the end to this tale.
Snake Eyes was captured and left bound in chains, she could not escape yet, she needed some names.
She talked up guard and stole his key too, played up the helpless to learn what he knew.
Just as she thought a noble had control, taking some loot that the scammers did roll.
In exchange the guard said that for a small fee the crooks and the cons were given safety.
The people could suffer he did not care, there existed no messenger bribery wouldn't spare.
If the royals found out then he'd be through, punished for greed and cruelty too.
Snake Eyes however is quite skilled indeed, he'd spare her life if she worked for thee.
When Snake eyes refused the guard then implored, "Are you sure? his wealth is greater than any dragon hoard!".
Shot down again he gave her fair warning, "if that's your choice you'll be killed come this morning".
Snake Eyes is sly now using her trick, lured the guard close and locked him up quick.
She to a bird and scribed a quick letter, the sooner the people could learn the better.
Stage one was done the people would meet, but there was more on the agenda to complete.
Slipping into the barracks stole all the gear, "lets see them fight naked" she said with a sneer.
The plan was in motion and the villagers gathered, they'd be free of this tyranny that's all that mattered.
They stormed the front gates to this nobles home, all the guards scattered bare to the bone.
Snake Eyes robbed the guards that were awake and equipped, "no good without weapons" she giggled and quipped.
User avatar #180 to #179 - grenboxman **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
With haste she arrived and the nobles door, obviously sleeping from an audible snore.
This should be easy she thought with a grin, teach the noble a lesson and take the plunder within.
She began her work with attitude near manic when the noble was awakened by the guards massive panic.
Knowing his trouble he acted quite quick, before Snake Eyes to trap him he pulled a candlestick.
The entire room shuddered and he did escape he reached his treasure room then stood with mouth agape.
There stood Snake Eyes wielding a rope "no one knows exits like I do you dope".
She exited the front to a round of applause the villagers were free thanks to her cause.
The royal guard was soon called with the princess appauled, that greed so pervayed and freedom was mauled.
Hardly a day even passed when the villagers met surprise, Their hero had vanished from thier admiring eyes.
Snake Eyes was gone but she truly had scored, while the villagers were busy she took half of the treasure hoard.
The town's quite nice now it truly has prospered, grown from that dirt-stain that greed first had fostered.
The town square has a statue of snake Eyes it's true, in that happy bustling village called Alaru.
Snake Eyes elusive, Snake eyes so clever, she takes what she wishes where and whenever.
It's important to learn that should you live by scam or lies, you might have a visit from tricky Snake Eyes.
Well that's todays story but I have plenty more, I'm Grenboxman of course, a chronicler of lore.
User avatar #178 to #177 - grenboxman **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
I'll have the second part done in the hour.
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