x
Click to expand

nethack

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:7/15/2011
Last Login:5/10/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 289 total,  366 ,  77
Comment Thumbs: 81 total,  110 ,  29
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 28 Content: Peasant → Level 29 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 32 Comments: Peasant → Level 33 Comments: Peasant
Subscribers:0
Content Views:35983
Times Content Favorited:42 times
Total Comments Made:90
FJ Points:383

Funny Pictures

  • Views: 9991
    Thumbs Up 113 Thumbs Down 20 Total: +93
    Comments: 3
    Favorites: 12
    Uploaded: 07/20/13
    and a diet coke and a diet coke
  • Views: 4770
    Thumbs Up 75 Thumbs Down 7 Total: +68
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 07/07/13
    Idk what to put here Idk what to put here
  • Views: 7290
    Thumbs Up 68 Thumbs Down 10 Total: +58
    Comments: 6
    Favorites: 25
    Uploaded: 08/05/13
    Gummy worms Gummy worms
  • Views: 2715
    Thumbs Up 43 Thumbs Down 15 Total: +28
    Comments: 3
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 04/16/13
    burnt toast: GG Greg vs Scumbag Steve burnt toast: GG Greg vs Scumbag...
  • Views: 1800
    Thumbs Up 21 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +19
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 07/20/13
    right in the feel right in the feel
  • Views: 2193
    Thumbs Up 19 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +15
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 08/14/13
    I Clean now I Clean now
1 2 > [ 9 ]

Funny Gifs

latest user's comments

#2656 - Comment deleted 05/10/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway 0
#6255 - has really good forums Shameless plug (Also my bo… 03/18/2015 on /books/ board 0
#6253 - Bunnicula!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on /books/ board 0
#6254 - Thalamas (03/18/2015) [-]
Nope, its the first one I thought of, this book isn't a children's book. I've been looking for a few years. Thanks though
#6240 - Free 3/17 - 3/21 [Short Story Collection] Phantasies: Volume O… 03/17/2015 on /books/ board 0
#236 - guttersnipe 09/26/2014 on rename anonymous 9/26 0
#153940 - thanks for the great advice. lol yeah that cover sucked ass 09/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#153670 - It's called Phantasies, by Elijah Hendrickson  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153672 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/Phantasies-One-Elijah-Hendrickson-ebook/dp/B00ND98KR0/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410187470&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=Phantasies+Elijah+Henderickson

Alright, I'm going to list off everything that comes straight to my mind from viewing this page...

> COVER
"Don't judge a book by it's cover" -- Yeah, well people do it anyways. Cover needs to be changed.

> 23 pages
Which means roughly about 19 to 20 pages of content.

> $2.99
Extremely low price; Not a bad thing, but interesting... Screams "New Author"

> Extremely tiny description
"A brief collection of short stories set in the magical world of Furpunk"
What is Furpunk? How many stories? Who are the main characters? What is the point of the stories as a whole? What's the universe like?

All in all, the lack of a description and lack of content drive me away from purchasing the book.
Change what you can, make it more appealing on the shop-page, and just wait.
With an extremely small book as such, you can only expect so much out of it; It's not going to be a best seller like Harry Potter was.
#153940 - nethack (09/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the great advice. lol yeah that cover sucked ass
#153589 - thanks, I kinda feel stupid for not thinking of that myself now  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153613 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
Going off of that, see if y'all could arrange a commission thingie with it too
#153587 - Hey all, just published a book on amazon, I was wondering if y…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153597 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
What's the name?
I'll look into it.
#153670 - nethack (09/08/2014) [-]
It's called Phantasies, by Elijah Hendrickson
User avatar #153672 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/Phantasies-One-Elijah-Hendrickson-ebook/dp/B00ND98KR0/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410187470&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=Phantasies+Elijah+Henderickson

Alright, I'm going to list off everything that comes straight to my mind from viewing this page...

> COVER
"Don't judge a book by it's cover" -- Yeah, well people do it anyways. Cover needs to be changed.

> 23 pages
Which means roughly about 19 to 20 pages of content.

> $2.99
Extremely low price; Not a bad thing, but interesting... Screams "New Author"

> Extremely tiny description
"A brief collection of short stories set in the magical world of Furpunk"
What is Furpunk? How many stories? Who are the main characters? What is the point of the stories as a whole? What's the universe like?

All in all, the lack of a description and lack of content drive me away from purchasing the book.
Change what you can, make it more appealing on the shop-page, and just wait.
With an extremely small book as such, you can only expect so much out of it; It's not going to be a best seller like Harry Potter was.
#153940 - nethack (09/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the great advice. lol yeah that cover sucked ass
User avatar #153590 - ScottP (09/08/2014) [-]
Nice. What's the book about?
User avatar #153588 - bminous (09/08/2014) [-]
Ask Admin if he'll put it up with his next sticky of links for shit on amazon. Can't hurt to try asking
#153589 - nethack (09/08/2014) [-]
thanks, I kinda feel stupid for not thinking of that myself now
User avatar #153613 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
Going off of that, see if y'all could arrange a commission thingie with it too
#4650 - Non-fiction isn't my thing :p 09/08/2014 on /books/ board +2
[ 90 Total ]

user's channels

Join Subscribe demotivational
Join Subscribe funny
Join Subscribe memes
Join Subscribe stoner-humor

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1050
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
dude i ******* beat it. just earlier tonight, i beat nethack.
ascended a neutral human barbarian, best day of my life
User avatar #1 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
so... have you ever beaten nethack?
i still cant beat it.
#2 to #1 - nethack (09/29/2013) [-]
My brother has. I always get stuck getting the **** kicked out of me by a quantum mechanic somewhere.
 Friends (0)