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#236 - guttersnipe 09/26/2014 on rename anonymous 9/26 0
#153940 - thanks for the great advice. lol yeah that cover sucked ass 09/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#153670 - It's called Phantasies, by Elijah Hendrickson  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153672 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/Phantasies-One-Elijah-Hendrickson-ebook/dp/B00ND98KR0/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410187470&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=Phantasies+Elijah+Henderickson

Alright, I'm going to list off everything that comes straight to my mind from viewing this page...

> COVER
"Don't judge a book by it's cover" -- Yeah, well people do it anyways. Cover needs to be changed.

> 23 pages
Which means roughly about 19 to 20 pages of content.

> $2.99
Extremely low price; Not a bad thing, but interesting... Screams "New Author"

> Extremely tiny description
"A brief collection of short stories set in the magical world of Furpunk"
What is Furpunk? How many stories? Who are the main characters? What is the point of the stories as a whole? What's the universe like?

All in all, the lack of a description and lack of content drive me away from purchasing the book.
Change what you can, make it more appealing on the shop-page, and just wait.
With an extremely small book as such, you can only expect so much out of it; It's not going to be a best seller like Harry Potter was.
#153940 - nethack (09/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the great advice. lol yeah that cover sucked ass
#153589 - thanks, I kinda feel stupid for not thinking of that myself now  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153613 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
Going off of that, see if y'all could arrange a commission thingie with it too
#153587 - Hey all, just published a book on amazon, I was wondering if y…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153597 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
What's the name?
I'll look into it.
#153670 - nethack (09/08/2014) [-]
It's called Phantasies, by Elijah Hendrickson
User avatar #153672 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/Phantasies-One-Elijah-Hendrickson-ebook/dp/B00ND98KR0/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410187470&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=Phantasies+Elijah+Henderickson

Alright, I'm going to list off everything that comes straight to my mind from viewing this page...

> COVER
"Don't judge a book by it's cover" -- Yeah, well people do it anyways. Cover needs to be changed.

> 23 pages
Which means roughly about 19 to 20 pages of content.

> $2.99
Extremely low price; Not a bad thing, but interesting... Screams "New Author"

> Extremely tiny description
"A brief collection of short stories set in the magical world of Furpunk"
What is Furpunk? How many stories? Who are the main characters? What is the point of the stories as a whole? What's the universe like?

All in all, the lack of a description and lack of content drive me away from purchasing the book.
Change what you can, make it more appealing on the shop-page, and just wait.
With an extremely small book as such, you can only expect so much out of it; It's not going to be a best seller like Harry Potter was.
#153940 - nethack (09/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the great advice. lol yeah that cover sucked ass
User avatar #153590 - ScottP (09/08/2014) [-]
Nice. What's the book about?
User avatar #153588 - bminous (09/08/2014) [-]
Ask Admin if he'll put it up with his next sticky of links for shit on amazon. Can't hurt to try asking
#153589 - nethack (09/08/2014) [-]
thanks, I kinda feel stupid for not thinking of that myself now
User avatar #153613 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
Going off of that, see if y'all could arrange a commission thingie with it too
#4650 - Non-fiction isn't my thing :p 09/08/2014 on /books/ board +2
#4643 - so, troll me, hate me, or give me your money, I love you guys.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on /books/ board +2
User avatar #4645 - dasistwunderbar (09/07/2014) [-]
You go girl. Not gonna buy it, because "Furpunk" but kudos for writing it.
#4642 - #SELFSPAM I love FunnyJunk, and since you guys are my…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2014 on /books/ board +2
User avatar #4649 - youngneil (09/07/2014) [-]
I thought you wrote a book about Phanact fucking people in a fur suit.
And I still do think that.
#4650 - nethack (09/08/2014) [-]
Non-fiction isn't my thing :p
#4643 - nethack (09/07/2014) [-]
so, troll me, hate me, or give me your money, I love you guys.
User avatar #4645 - dasistwunderbar (09/07/2014) [-]
You go girl. Not gonna buy it, because "Furpunk" but kudos for writing it.
#32 - I'm a shower four-loko man, myself 03/27/2014 on Best Non-Sexual Sensations +1
#7 - **nethack rolls 02** try this, my friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on perfect headshot 0
User avatar #9 - neocruzer (01/24/2014) [-]
Thats it... thank you very much.
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User avatar #3 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
dude i ******* beat it. just earlier tonight, i beat nethack.
ascended a neutral human barbarian, best day of my life
User avatar #1 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
so... have you ever beaten nethack?
i still cant beat it.
#2 to #1 - nethack (09/29/2013) [-]
My brother has. I always get stuck getting the **** kicked out of me by a quantum mechanic somewhere.
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