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User avatar #854 - thetimelord (05/13/2012) [-]
well I got high and took some pizza rolls into my plane along with my co-pilot who was also high and we started acting like we were flying and I threw pizza rolls at him...he hit his head while trying to dodge them and he got knocked out
User avatar #855 to #864 - nerdrugger (05/13/2012) [-]
oh **** man thats hilarious.
its like how does that happen?
well those make the best stories
User avatar #856 to #865 - thetimelord (05/13/2012) [-]
when it comes down to pizza rolls it's serious **** ....I once saw 70 men get knocked out over the last bag of pizza rolls in a blink of an eye
User avatar #857 to #866 - nerdrugger (05/13/2012) [-]
holy **** , is pizza roll such a rare thing by you. ill petition my senator to send more pizza rolls to all of ya. it seems like this is a big problem the lack of pizza rolls.
User avatar #858 to #867 - thetimelord (05/13/2012) [-]
no after that they bought about 12 deep freezers with about 100 bags in each so it isn't mortal combat all over the place...we do need workers and pilots you know
#859 to #868 - nerdrugger (05/13/2012) [-]
lol that is crazy so  many pizza rolls, need workers i should let my brother (not by blood but we kill for eachother)  know he been interested in the air force but is too tall to fly and he goes to college not too far from nellis
lol that is crazy so many pizza rolls, need workers i should let my brother (not by blood but we kill for eachother) know he been interested in the air force but is too tall to fly and he goes to college not too far from nellis
User avatar #860 to #869 - thetimelord (05/13/2012) [-]
he might have to finish college first and take many classes to work there....I am literally the youngest Fighter Pilot in Nellis, I are 23
User avatar #861 to #870 - nerdrugger (05/13/2012) [-]
(keep in mind i have no knowledge of that sort of thing *side not i gotten to the point where i'm close to drunk*)
ya i bet
he stop the whole pilot dream a while ago and is now focus on becoming an engineer. i have several friends that want to serve but all have one thing here or there that stops them from getting in
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