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neptunetouranus

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
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Content Ranking:#191
Comment Ranking:#7106
Highest Content Rank:#15
Highest Comment Rank:#1355
Content Thumbs: 197705 total,  210347 ,  12642
Comment Thumbs: 2453 total,  2650 ,  197
Content Level Progress: 77.79% (7779/10000)
Level 314 Content: Wizard → Level 315 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:5
Content Views:7863863
Times Content Favorited:9278 times
Total Comments Made:632
FJ Points:149712
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    Will Ferrell is funny Will Ferrell is funny
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    True. True.
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    simpsons simpsons
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    The floor is lava The floor is lava
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    Lol Lol
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    Legit Legit
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    The voice crack makes it The voice crack makes it
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    Weed card Weed card
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    FUCKKKK FUCKKKK
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    Uploaded: 08/31/16
    Long but funny af Long but funny af

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#13 - I want kids too but the girl im in love with ****** some other…  [+] (8 replies) 11/28/2016 on me irl +3
#36 - firesky (11/28/2016) [-]
#32 - anon (11/28/2016) [-]
Are you fucking mental bro? Thats the easiest question i have ever fucking seen. And you already know the answer - this is fucking 2nd grade mathematics.
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#29 - fabulousfreep (11/28/2016) [-]
Dump her, take that trash out of your life. Not only did she cheat but she went raw which frankly puts both of your lives at risk. What if it was Hep or HIV she brought back instead of some random dudes kid? Shit you might not have found out about that shit for years till it was way too late.
#28 - anon (11/28/2016) [-]
And then don't date her anyway.
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#25 - iqequalzero (11/28/2016) [-]
Demand abortion or dump her. Though id say dump her either way.
#16 - arteries (11/28/2016) [-]
>pregnant with some other niggas kid
you know what to do
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#18 - gammelmand (11/28/2016) [-]
Punch her right in the pussy
#27 - anon (11/28/2016) [-]
Fuck her right in the pussy
#6 - Hyhy 10/17/2016 on is this how you meme? +1
#51 - Right, im in volusia so itll still be a category 4, my work h…  [+] (1 reply) 10/06/2016 on Florida Man = Postal Dude 0
#53 - josephjoestarjojo (10/06/2016) [-]
Well I'm in Georgia in the low country and waiting for the hurricane to choke on Florida we will miss you m9
#22 - Happy late birthday  [+] (1 reply) 09/13/2016 on Fuckin starbucks +1
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#25 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/14/2016) [-]
thanks love
#2 - Evil people can be brave  [+] (2 replies) 09/12/2016 on Spot on +62
#3 - neptunetouranus (09/12/2016) [-]
i see the flaw in my logic and post now, to tired to try to understand
#4 - orangekingsixfour (09/12/2016) [-]