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#114 - haha, i will and im happy to hear that what i wrote was wo… 07/03/2013 on Awesome Inventions 2 +1
#112 - hey, i never got to answer you, did it work out for you in the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Awesome Inventions 2 +1
#113 - professorfj (07/03/2013) [-]
oh no it worked wonderfully. thanks again. Take this picture and use the next time you're a total bro for someone else.
User avatar #114 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
haha, i will
and im happy to hear that what i wrote was worth the time, so all i have left to do is to wish you a good day, sir
#36 - well, it's explained very clearly in the youtube video, the wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on My favorite scene from MIB +6
User avatar #43 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
well wherever the big bang originated would i suppose technically be the "center" but on infinite scale it loses all meaning.

Simplifying things down to "from far enough away everything can be assumed to be homogeneous" may work well for math, but it doesnt really mesh well with a philosophical view. Too reductionist and convenient *shudders dramatically*
#28 - i am that anon, and what i said is right there's a th…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on My favorite scene from MIB +8
User avatar #33 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
i dont want to read that,

but i suppose if the universe is infinite, every point is equally central. But that also means each point is equally non-central.

In short, there is no center to the universe.
User avatar #36 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
well, it's explained very clearly in the youtube video, the wikipedia link was more of a formality (yeah, citing info from wikipedia, right)

basically, there's a phenomenon with expanding things that make it so, if you were to look at the same point before and after the expansion, everything looks as if it was the center (no matter what point you chose)
User avatar #43 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
well wherever the big bang originated would i suppose technically be the "center" but on infinite scale it loses all meaning.

Simplifying things down to "from far enough away everything can be assumed to be homogeneous" may work well for math, but it doesnt really mesh well with a philosophical view. Too reductionist and convenient *shudders dramatically*
#31 - every. single. time. 07/03/2013 on Nope! 0
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2013 on My favorite scene from MIB -5
User avatar #26 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
oh my apologies, take a second red thumb.
User avatar #28 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
i am that anon, and what i said is right

there's a thing called the "Cosmological principle" by which, essentially, every point in the universe is the center of the universe

and why the hell not, here you have a couple sources:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_principle
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3pAnRKD4raY#t=502s
User avatar #33 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
i dont want to read that,

but i suppose if the universe is infinite, every point is equally central. But that also means each point is equally non-central.

In short, there is no center to the universe.
User avatar #36 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
well, it's explained very clearly in the youtube video, the wikipedia link was more of a formality (yeah, citing info from wikipedia, right)

basically, there's a phenomenon with expanding things that make it so, if you were to look at the same point before and after the expansion, everything looks as if it was the center (no matter what point you chose)
User avatar #43 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
well wherever the big bang originated would i suppose technically be the "center" but on infinite scale it loses all meaning.

Simplifying things down to "from far enough away everything can be assumed to be homogeneous" may work well for math, but it doesnt really mesh well with a philosophical view. Too reductionist and convenient *shudders dramatically*
#342 - ironically, banjo kazooie has caused me so many headaches... …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on My main problem with these two 0
#355 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
you mean the quiz show?
#67 - her name is Larkin Love, in case anyone need it for... science… 06/30/2013 on I Concur 0
#47 - damn, the light bulb got its shit together this time 06/29/2013 on Supermarkets 0
#109 - I'm used to other operative systems but I guess you have Windo…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Awesome Inventions 2 +1
#110 - professorfj (06/28/2013) [-]
Man I wish I had more thumbs to give you. Thanks a million!
User avatar #112 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
hey, i never got to answer you, did it work out for you in the end?
if so, im glad i could help you, if not maybe i can still help you with that ^^'
#113 - professorfj (07/03/2013) [-]
oh no it worked wonderfully. thanks again. Take this picture and use the next time you're a total bro for someone else.
User avatar #114 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
haha, i will
and im happy to hear that what i wrote was worth the time, so all i have left to do is to wish you a good day, sir
#33 - i guess he is allowed to use the expression 'I came buckets' … 06/27/2013 on IRL +2
#48 - you realize you could always change the shortcut setup, right?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Awesome Inventions 2 +4
#50 - professorfj (06/27/2013) [-]
oh really, how?
User avatar #109 - nephtus (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm used to other operative systems but I guess you have Windows at your job computer. Assuming you can install software in that computer, the process is a little tricky, but bear with me, it's not too hard:

1. Go to www.autohotkey.com and click the 'download' button at the top.
2. Install it.
3. If you only want to change the Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V shortcuts you can follow these steps (for more complex stuff go to www.autohotkey.com/docs/Tutorial.htm):

-Create a txt file in the folder of your choice (right click > new... > text file)
-Write the following in the text file (preferably with the notepad, but any text processor can do):

!s::Send ^c
!d::Send ^v

This would make it so if you press Alt+S it would be like pressing Ctrl+C, and if you press Alt+D it would be like pressing Ctrl+V

You can change it to whatever you like (the model is pretty straight forward, just keep in mind that:

!k means Alt+K
#k means Windows+K
^k means Ctrl+K
^!k means Ctrl+Alt+K

Once you chose and wrote the sentences you like just hit 'Save as...' and save it as whatever.ahk (make sure the extension tab at the bottom of the save menu is set to 'All files' so your file is saved as an 'ahk' extension file)

From then on you just have to open double click this script whenever you start your computer, and voila, you can copy and paste with the shortcut of your choice (let me know if you need more help and I'll do as much as I can )
#110 - professorfj (06/28/2013) [-]
Man I wish I had more thumbs to give you. Thanks a million!
User avatar #112 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
hey, i never got to answer you, did it work out for you in the end?
if so, im glad i could help you, if not maybe i can still help you with that ^^'
#113 - professorfj (07/03/2013) [-]
oh no it worked wonderfully. thanks again. Take this picture and use the next time you're a total bro for someone else.
User avatar #114 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
haha, i will
and im happy to hear that what i wrote was worth the time, so all i have left to do is to wish you a good day, sir
#31 - do I like to see a woman in a sex scene? fuck yeah would i… 06/26/2013 on the stupid, it burns 0
#162 - actually if you read the source for that, you'll find out that… 06/24/2013 on Science of the week #25 0
#273 - >charges him with swing you had one job lightbulb, ONE JOB 06/24/2013 on Bad Luck Edward Snowden +1
#4 - funny, when i ask someone to write anything down, what they us… 06/04/2013 on Mind Hacks? 0
#160 - Picture 05/06/2013 on Good Girl +2
#159 - **nephtus rolls 43** /10  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Good Girl 0
#160 - nephtus (05/06/2013) [-]
#58 - but why is he burning his hand? 03/23/2013 on Osht, ofuck, osht +8
#71 - reminds me of meta knight and he was one badass motherfucker 03/23/2013 on Jigglycruel 0
#82 - but... who was camera? 03/19/2013 on Insane Office Escape 2 -1
#188 - but... who was camera? 03/07/2013 on Put the duck on my head..... +2
#28 - damn, forgot to log in  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on Fuck yeah Minecraft 0
User avatar #33 - thenameschuck (03/04/2013) [-]
umm i know a little server me and my friends base is in the strong hold...but yea if you want ip ill send you ip through msg
#466 - doesnt sound thats sad if you put it like that though :( … 03/01/2013 on daddy 0
#450 - its a reference to the anime Full Metal Alchemist in which a l…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on daddy 0
User avatar #453 - tias (03/01/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, dude turns his daughter into a dog. Makes perfect sense.
Thanks
User avatar #466 - nephtus (03/01/2013) [-]
doesnt sound thats sad if you put it like that though :(
but yeah you are kinda right
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