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Date Signed Up:11/22/2011
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#39 - get your **** together, anon  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2013 on The proper way to do this joke +5
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/24/2013) [-]
hey...

guess what...


asians can actually read minds.
#45 - yuukoku (08/24/2013) [-]
That was actually kind of funny this time.
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User avatar #34 - acemcgunner (08/10/2013) [-]
my peoples history in a nutshell..
User avatar #31 - cecill (08/10/2013) [-]
pooksie? XDXDXDXDXD
#16 - oliviliv (08/10/2013) [-]
Holy shieeeeeet I could tell that was Illmerica just from the thumbnail
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#72 - am i the only one who is more scared of the little girl than the lion?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2013 on probably plays tf2 +16
#83 - superbigfupa (07/08/2013) [-]
finally i can use this
#74 - thatsimple (07/07/2013) [-]
girl???
#81 - nephtus (07/08/2013) [-]
i thought so but hell, i don't even know anymore
#69 - Well, I don't think the same way (I think the woman is more re…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on What the hell 0
User avatar #70 - axeul (07/07/2013) [-]
Have a nice day. However, I would just like to point out that I too feel the woman is partially responsible though I do agree with the final ruling by the court. However, don't assume that i don't find the whole thing ridiculous as I was just giving out the information that a lawyer told me about it.
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#66 - how the **** it's cheaper to pay lawsuits than to…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2013 on What the hell 0
User avatar #68 - axeul (07/07/2013) [-]
It was cheaper due to the fact that if customers complained about their drinks being cold, then the company would need to make the drink warmer, usually by adding more fresh warm coffee into their cups, which would cost them money. This was far more expensive than the lawsuits since being a billion dollar company allows them to have the best lawyers and win 99% of their cases. The company did not care if a few customers would be severely burnt or that it could potentially ruin heir lives if the coffee was spilled since it would be a lower loss of profit for them if they raised their coffee to such a high temperature that no one would complain about it being cold.
User avatar #69 - nephtus (07/07/2013) [-]
Well, I don't think the same way (I think the woman is more responsible than the company), but I understand your opinion.

On a side note, it seems funny or at least quite ironic to me, that a company that has/could pay for such good lawyers lost so much money due to their coffee being hot.

It's always nice to have a debate that doesn't involve cussing the shit out of the other person, so all I have left to say is, may you have a nice day, sir.
User avatar #70 - axeul (07/07/2013) [-]
Have a nice day. However, I would just like to point out that I too feel the woman is partially responsible though I do agree with the final ruling by the court. However, don't assume that i don't find the whole thing ridiculous as I was just giving out the information that a lawyer told me about it.
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#114 - haha, i will and im happy to hear that what i wrote was wo… 07/03/2013 on Awesome Inventions 2 +1
#112 - hey, i never got to answer you, did it work out for you in the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Awesome Inventions 2 +1
#113 - professorfj (07/03/2013) [-]
oh no it worked wonderfully. thanks again. Take this picture and use the next time you're a total bro for someone else.
User avatar #114 - nephtus (07/03/2013) [-]
haha, i will
and im happy to hear that what i wrote was worth the time, so all i have left to do is to wish you a good day, sir
#36 - well, it's explained very clearly in the youtube video, the wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on My favorite scene from MIB +6
User avatar #43 - sanguinesolitude (07/03/2013) [-]
well wherever the big bang originated would i suppose technically be the "center" but on infinite scale it loses all meaning.

Simplifying things down to "from far enough away everything can be assumed to be homogeneous" may work well for math, but it doesnt really mesh well with a philosophical view. Too reductionist and convenient *shudders dramatically*
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