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#11 - That was so bad I almost got salmonella.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Grizzly +6
User avatar #76 - fuzzysixx (04/15/2014) [-]
Get it? Because bears eat salmon.
#8 - Bear puns are bearly bearable.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Grizzly +4
User avatar #10 - theavatarspupil (04/15/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about, bear puns are as sweet as honey

I tried
User avatar #11 - neonnurse (04/15/2014) [-]
That was so bad I almost got salmonella.
User avatar #76 - fuzzysixx (04/15/2014) [-]
Get it? Because bears eat salmon.
#74 - Black Italian I don't know how to respond to this 04/14/2014 on i see what you did there 0
#27 - Lucario did deserve to not come back. But they did something t… 04/14/2014 on Super Smash Bros Mewtwo 0
#20 - All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster for his son was boiled f… 04/13/2014 on Oh god, what has the... 0
#23 - I'm pretty sure that they both are ******* retards.  [+] (31 new replies) 04/13/2014 on NSFW +68
#53 - privatepumpanickel has deleted their comment.
#57 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
"Fucking" is primarily used as a verb.
#58 - privatepumpanickel has deleted their comment.
#94 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
You can't be this stupid.
#73 - arandomanon (04/14/2014) [-]
And it was a joke. And you didn't get it. And you're typing "and" to hide your ignorance.
#75 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk - the only site where you can literally type the one word - "and" - causing butthurt and getting thumbed down.
User avatar #200 - arandomanon (04/14/2014) [-]
I didn't thumb you down by the way but typing "and" when you've already been explained a joke is a good way to look like a cunt.
#100 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
okay can somebody who isn't part of the hyena pack actually explain why i've been so red-thumbed? I literally just said "and", as in please explain your comment - and all of a sudden its un-intelligent and bad?
User avatar #164 - looneyfortheluna (04/14/2014) [-]
here's how it is:

I have no idea what caused all this cuz im too lazy to read the entirety of this thread, but speaking from experience I can honestly say it's hit or miss when expressing your opinion.

More often than not, you're gonna get green thumbs unless youre intentionally trolling, but every so often people are gonna think "Hey, this guy is at 3 red thumbs that means people dont like his/her comment so I'll thumb them down, too."

A great example is this comment right here that I'm currently typing. Either nobody (but you cuz it's a reply to your comment) will see it, people will think what a fag for typing all this shit or theyll be like hey i guess hes right.

idgaf either way. bring on the red if thats how it ends up.

Tl;Dr: It doesn't always matter if you're in the right, some people might see your comment as something they don't wanna see so they thumb it down. In the long run, you don't know these people so they don't always represent a good depiction of whether or not your opinion is, as you put it, "un-intelligent and bad."
User avatar #169 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
I know this well, it's happened before , when i've stated my opinion. But this time, t was for a word, so I was genuinelly quite curious as to why, and then I made the mistake of feeding it rather than leaving it.
User avatar #187 - sinonyx (04/14/2014) [-]
when you only say "and"

it souds EXTREMELY sarcastic

so in the context you said it it sounded like "and? what's you're point, that doesn't matter right now"
and then yes, you just started feeding them
User avatar #188 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
I realize that now. I wish I got these many replies on my normal comments
#118 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
Yo. You deleted your first comment, so I don't really know what this fight is about, but the reason you are getting red thumbed to hell is because you won't shut up. Let me guess, you made a dumb joke either reiterating the original joke or objecting it or trying to steal thumb like a little comment leech, then, when you got the inevitable red thumb, you started deleting and trying to fight at the same time. You cannot retreat and plunge into battle simultaneously, Kiddo. Literally, the best thing you could do right now is hop to a different bit of content and ignore your notifications icon for an hour or two. You are letting them play with you and it isn't cute to watch, Sweetheart.
User avatar #147 - paronix (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #78 - invasor (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
#96 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
You used to be that kid that unplugged the nintendo when you were losing, weren't you.
User avatar #98 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
No, because that would imply I was upset at the fact I accidently posted one word which seemed to upset everyone, only i'm not. Although I wouldn't mind a cheque if those get given out..?
#101 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
methinks the lady doth protest too much.
helpful tip, my friend: the people who are actually not upset/don't care do not spend the time and effort you just did to attempt to prove they aren't upset or don't care.
User avatar #102 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
i'm sorry but if i'm retarded in any way what does that make a cretin like you?
You just left a smug little comment because you wanted to get in with everyone else - proving that you're that kid who tagged along after the crowd shouting "yeah haha good one!" every time somebody had their own opinion, and now YOU'RE replying to me?

>it took no effort at all
>you're the one who is actually trying embarrasingly hard
>move on m8, I am

User avatar #103 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
Psst. Hey. You're kind of proving my point. Jesus. Eat a snickers or something.
#105 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]

Only I actually liked your comment with the "unintelligent comment" award pic, that's why I decided to reply, thinking you were quite cool.
Then came the accusation that I cared too much, when its actually you.
It's like that scene in Anger Management - stop telling me i'm mad when i'm not, because that will result in making me mad, and then it will appear your point was right, but it wasnt it was the point that made me mad in the first place.
#106 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
You've responded 11 times in this thread, deleted 2 comments, left 1 directed at no one in particular, in which you complained to everyone involved why you were getting flak for your comments. I'm not "implying" anything, I'm not assuming, I'm pointing out a fact. This current situation upsets you. A fair bit.
User avatar #108 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
also, I was genuinelly curious as to how saying "and?" caused the red thumbs...
User avatar #109 - theaphasic (04/14/2014) [-]
Sigh. Fine. I'll bite. Because someone made a joke, you didn't get it- reacted negatively, and someone (nicely too, mind you) explained to you, and instead of... I don't know, accepting it with good grace, you belligerently and negatively answered "and?"
User avatar #110 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
I see now. When typing the "and"s, I really didn't intend for them to come across negatively. I still didn't understand the explanation, so (in my eyes) jokingly repeated myself. But shit like this happens, you can't hear a person in comments, and its fj, so I just take it in my stride.
User avatar #107 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
I've been responding in mild amusement, entertained by the fact i'm getting a negative reaction. The only time i've felt irritated is when you suggested that I have been all along, as I said before. But i'll let you get the last word, i'm going back to newest uploads now
User avatar #99 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
posted an un-intelligent comment*, I suppose would be the right answer according to the majority...because I didnt understand a joke
#62 - opsbuttbuddy (04/14/2014) [-]
and go fuck yourself. stop being a stupid cunt
User avatar #63 - privatepumpanickel (04/14/2014) [-]
somebody's mad..
User avatar #26 - sinonyx (04/13/2014) [-]
well.. in like 10 mintues
#100 - If that chin was on just about any non-pony/non-morbid picture… 04/13/2014 on Prepare to be uncomfortable 0
#147 - No the Flash just felt sorry for superman and tied with him. 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE 0
#51 - What anon is saying is you didn't get to the real matter, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Sexist +1
User avatar #52 - europe (04/12/2014) [-]
I dunno, we have some fancy type o grass, though I should correct myself above, I do need to mow it at least once a month
#46 - reminds me of this 04/12/2014 on Furries +6
#5 - Hey.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Hey. 0
User avatar #8 - justafungi (04/12/2014) [-]
Hey there, how are you doing?
User avatar #11 - busfullofllamas (04/12/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #14 - justafungi (04/12/2014) [-]
Oooh 4chan copypasta, I am so scared...
User avatar #15 - busfullofllamas (04/12/2014) [-]
I- but... Well... Okay. Sorry, I guess.
User avatar #16 - justafungi (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you fucking sorry?!
#17 - busfullofllamas (04/12/2014) [-]
Well, considering I'm Canadian, yes.
User avatar #18 - justafungi (04/12/2014) [-]
My apologies, technically I am 1/8th native Canadian.
#19 - busfullofllamas (04/12/2014) [-]
Well then! Have this, so you can properly ask people if they are "Fucking sorry?!"
#20 - justafungi has deleted their comment.
#21 - busfullofllamas (04/12/2014) [-]
Oi! None of that! I may be a born Canadian, but the rest of my family is directly out of Scotland. And who say's I'm not a mean drunk?
User avatar #7 - loltrosity (04/12/2014) [-]
#161 - it's from episode 1, I've enjoyed it so far, it has a weird dr… 04/10/2014 on Confession Bear 0
#69 - Anybody else think that the guy holding the beer looks like Q …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on How to Ruin the Moment +4
#104 - Orc (04/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Yes, that was who I thought it was at first.
#45 - Well if they do in fact have the golf club, you just better ma… 04/06/2014 on Well... +4
#434 - Well I had to take a shot after reading your comment, so I thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Abnormal doesn't mean worse +2
User avatar #442 - hashtronaut (04/06/2014) [-]
well, this will be much better than the last thing of mine that everybody caught herpes
#7 - Well it sure as hell hit him. 04/05/2014 on da fuck kangaskhan +5
#28305 - Does anybody have the last of us pictures that says "The … 04/05/2014 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
#266 - "You know what this game needs? More quick time events an… 04/05/2014 on You know what to do. +2
#24 - >implying yveltal didn't just go from cooked bacon bird to … 04/05/2014 on Cofagrigus is best shiny 0
#62 - I thought that they changed it to if the first child was a gir…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on better than being born as a... 0
User avatar #73 - awesomanium (04/05/2014) [-]
#40 - As fake as that is, just about every word hurt my soul 04/02/2014 on A cat will do 0
#95 - There is. You just have to cut off Russia's vodka supply, then… 03/30/2014 on Then apoligize for the... 0
#875579 - How is it? and the word legal tends to have some loo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #875580 - sannukas (03/29/2014) [-]
it's fun.
but only for about an hour or so.
#875573 - Anybody else have Goat Simulator?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #875575 - sannukas (03/29/2014) [-]
not legally
User avatar #875579 - neonnurse (03/29/2014) [-]
How is it?
and the word legal tends to have some loose definitions
User avatar #875580 - sannukas (03/29/2014) [-]
it's fun.
but only for about an hour or so.
#5 - How ******* stupid are you? I mean really, that's… 03/27/2014 on Superman is a farmer +5
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