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I mostly wander around, view funny content, and post whatever comments I can. These, vary in quality, but I've reached a respectable level with just comments. Odds are if you look through my comments, you'll find something to garner a chuckle. My advice to newcomers is if you want to make good OC. Start with a good character you can post here and share the antics thereof. For good comments...just give yourself to the moment bro...Pretty deep from a mustachioed Cheeto, huh?

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#9 - Age is just a number starter kit Does not include box… 6 hours ago on Starter Pack Comp +5
#40 - How much do you want to bet that cup of his was full of bleach?  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on git gud 0
#51 - vorasharaptor (4 hours ago) [-]
shouldnt that have made him metal as fuck?
#33 - To be fair, literally every European country has treated the G…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Absolutely halal sweden -3
#68 - anonexplains (3 hours ago) [-]
To be fair jews have been treated worse than the gypsies for a much longer period of time. But the jews weren't hated because they pick your pockets or drug their babies so they look sick to beg money. The jews were envied because of their resourcefulness and ability to make something out of nothing and i respect that. They were envied so much to the point of wanting to exterminate them. Gypsies on the other hand have no ambition to contribute anything at all to society all they want to do is keep stealing and begging from people. True story when in Europe i gave some money to the some gypsy woman with her baby walked a couple steps and had 10 gypsy kids around me when they saw foreign currency ended up with a holes in my jacket and my wallet gone cuz those sneaky fucking cunts robbed me.
User avatar #64 - ciacheczko (4 hours ago) [-]
I live in one of those European countries. I see gypsies every day. We shun them because they are awful, not the other way around.

Their tradition, their cultural goddamn tradition is literally not doing shit for the society. Work? No man of theirs should work. Education? We don't need no. And women are forbidden from educating themselves. Majority of them is illiterate. Not because they can't learn, not because we are evil racists and don't allow them so. It's all because they don't want to learn, and they have this thing in their culture where they are not supposed to participate in things that don't origin from their own people. School fucking included.

Not only that, they are filth. Literally. Their hygene is tragic. They only walk around and beg for money, and later - because begging here grants them the equivalent of many people's month salary,on a weekly basis, meaning they earn 4 times fucking more than low-class, but hard-working citizen - they spend it all on snacks, treats, junk food and cheap chinese rip-off clothing. Investing in a house? A trailer/shack will do. Investing in your children's future? But they are supposed to stick to their wonderful tradition and not do shit their entire lives, the future is here!

Once a young, fat gypsy girl approached me and said "If you don't give me money I will spit on you" I didn't give her any money, but I also didn't get spat on, probably because she saw that if she tried, I'd would go rather physical and she'd damn well regret it.

You don't understand. We treat Gypsies like shit because they ARE shit. They are human-shaped, walking piles of shit. They don't try to assimilate, they don't try to learn, they don't act like intelligent human beings, they are what ompalomper said - not humans, not animals, just filth. And the most horrible part of this is that's honestly A PART OF THEIR CULTURE. Their culture is all about being dirty, uneducated, forever-begging for money parasites. I shit you not.

We even had an educational thing in high school when one guy, somehow fascinated by gypsies and willing to help them - for example by visiting their camps, since they won't move their fat asses to a normal school, and teaching those retards to write - described us all of this. And he described it as a good, understandable thing, implying that we should respect their retarded "culture" and adapt to it, going fuck-a-long distance out of our way to make them feel comfortable with being scum they are, all in hopes it will help them assimilate. That was about 10 years go, I don't see them fucking assimilating.
User avatar #52 - Welshhobo (5 hours ago) [-]
You ever met a Gypsy? Fucking horrible people. Theyre culture literally revolves around ripping people off. I'm a student and had some pikey girl living with us for the first 2 months. She was incredibly racist towards the Indian and Lebanese guys living here, she repeatedly "accidently" took my clothes from the washer, she'd get drunk almost every night, smoke indoors - despite the fact that its a communal house with a ban on indoor smoking, she smashed up our kitchen in the middle of the night because she had an argument with her boyfriend, she "borrowed" money from the SJWs in the house, and tried stirring up shit with housemates.

She got kicked out for not paying her rent (despite the fact she was buying weed everyday). She was proud of the fact she had a criminal record for ABH, she had her two kids taken away from her, and i'm pretty sure the only reason she moved here was to change her address so she could go live with her parents who has custody of her children while the government think she lives here.

Probably the most disgusting person i've ever met in my life.

My father has had run ins with gypsies. He was all forgiving and hippy-ish about people until he was booked as a wedding photographer. He photographed the wedding all fine, but then at the reception someone nicked his camera. He found the person with it and they said "nah m8, ur mistaken, this is my camera". He went and told the father of the bride and said unless he gets the camera back, theres no photos. So the father of the bridge went and smashed this guys head in, (the guy who stole the camera).

When paying my father he gave him £100, when he promised £200. He insisted it was £200, even though my father counted it in front of him. He said he just stared him in the eye and said "Thats £200 there." and his brothers came up behind him. So my dad gtfo quick.

We both have been culturally enriched.
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#103 - mcburd (3 hours ago) [-]
I am the night
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#277 - So you're a Gland Warrior? 11 hours ago on Someone needs a hug 0
#86 - Well what DO you eat?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Wha- oh, shit! 0
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User avatar #86 - neoexdeath (03/04/2015) [-]
Well what DO you eat?
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User avatar #120 - gugek (09/28/2014) [-]
I hope you have a great day today
#119 - zameckis (12/07/2013) [-]
y the ignore?   
my last comment aint got any reply up till now   
do you haet me?
y the ignore?
my last comment aint got any reply up till now
do you haet me?
User avatar #121 to #119 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Sorry, I was busy Masturbating.
#116 - zameckis (10/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #117 to #116 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Aaaand saved to my EFG collection
#118 to #117 - zameckis (10/30/2013) [-]
you sure like efg don't you, sir neoexdeath?
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#113 - anonexplains (03/03/2013) [-]
Put a bullet proof vest on and shoot yourself in the head.
#112 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
#111 - atma ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
a fine name, sir
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are you trading any of your items?
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User avatar #102 - karidagur ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #100 - angelojuusan (08/22/2012) [-]
Does your username has anything to do with FF5? If so, a hat tip to you from a Wizard, good sir.
User avatar #101 to #100 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #96 - pukingrainbows (08/02/2012) [-]
Jeez, what did you do to make someone THAT butthurt?
User avatar #98 to #96 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
I MIGHT of ****** his girlfriend...
User avatar #99 to #98 - pukingrainbows (08/03/2012) [-]
well, that would explain it
#85 - anonexplains (08/02/2012) [-]
Kill yourself you ignorant ******* ****** whore **** badger cock monkey **** twat
#82 - anonexplains (08/02/2012) [-]
**** you.

but seriously, now would be a good time to set your profile to private.
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#86 to #81 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
I'm not Anon. No idea who the ****** is, but he just posted all sorts of weirdass **** on my profile. SO I'm just going to ride this out and wait for the fag to calm his tits.

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#80 - anonexplains (08/02/2012) [-]
hey i know it wasnt you but someone else because if it was you,you wouldve posted it on your account
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User avatar #75 to #74 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Its not me, its some jackass anon. Go ahead, check my status.
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