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I took my time, I hurried up. The choice was mine, I didn't think enough. I'm too depressed to go on, you'll be sorry when I'm gone.comment
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Date Signed Up:12/03/2010
Last Login:5/18/2013
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I have seen many things, I do not fear death but sometimes I wish for it. We're all dying to know life in every breath.

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#2188059 - Well good night thread, see you guys tomorrow have a nice day/… 3 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2185320 - That...is actually a good idea  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2185326 - vanoreo (7 hours ago) [-]
It's a great fucking movie
#2185296 - Welp, gonna watch a movie I guess, see you guys in a few hours ^^  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2185338 - zzRedzz (7 hours ago) [-]
Farewell.
User avatar #2185306 - vanoreo (7 hours ago) [-]
watch Looper
User avatar #2185320 - neocortex (7 hours ago) [-]
That...is actually a good idea
User avatar #2185326 - vanoreo (7 hours ago) [-]
It's a great fucking movie
#2185272 - then...do whatever pleases you ^^ 7 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2185263 - ....get ready for work? ^^  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Friendly 0
User avatar #2185267 - vanoreo (7 hours ago) [-]
I get ready at 2 and leave at 2:40
User avatar #2185272 - neocortex (7 hours ago) [-]
then...do whatever pleases you ^^
#2185256 - Doing alrighty as always ^^ 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
#18 - kawaii desu  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on Kawaii n' Shit +23
#35 - gtocforyou (5 hours ago) [-]
#97 - sabcy (3 hours ago) [-]
not as great as this
User avatar #38 - ganaloththedragon (5 hours ago) [-]
IS HE FUCKING FIGHTING A GREAT WHITE. WITH HIS HAND? WHO DOES THAT?
User avatar #48 - DmOnZ (5 hours ago) [-]
Obviously he does.
#56 - *sigh* 7 hours ago on Ichigo the buzzkill 0
#55 - Yea right because Ichigo never saw a naked girl before ^^ … 7 hours ago on Ichigo the buzzkill +1
#57 - You know I've seen a bunch of these comics and don't find them…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on jeff and pete 6 +3
User avatar #119 - fukkentyranitar (2 hours ago) [-]
Its funny because its so fucking stupid and nonsensical. Sort of like how we all laugh at dumbasses fall on their face after trying to jump 4 flights of stairs.
User avatar #75 - ragnarfag (5 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but it reminds me of dinosaur comics(probably cause of the dinosaurs) except dinosaur comics is deeper and actually funny, and such pathetic shit.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (8 hours ago) [-]
You're not alone man, these comics are fucking pathetic, anyone with a halfway reasonable mind would understand this instead of laughing at some dimwit retard jokes.
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User avatar #239 - tehbestever (04/26/2013) [-]
doctor doctor

can't you see i'm burning burning
#237 - nekoyas (03/24/2013) [-]


Helloooo!
User avatar #238 to #237 - neocortex (04/08/2013) [-]
Nekooooooooo!

Sorry I'm not on fj that often anymore got so much stuff to do and places to see before I head back home from New Zealand in a few weeks. Time flies, we've known each other for almost a year now too, crazy right :P

In case I don't make it back to fj, I want you to know that you're very important to me and I hope that you're happy with whatever it is that you do right now :)


Wish you the best, love you <3
User avatar #227 - brayburn ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Fabri you idiot.
Left your phone at an internet cafe.

Someone has your phone and wants to know where they should send it. They said they'd hold onto it until I get the address of where your staying.
User avatar #228 to #227 - neocortex (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeaaaaaaaaa I know which one it is :D Was lounging around there yesterday, busy at work again fml ._.








(btw I did spend 1000 bucks at the sevens...)
User avatar #229 to #228 - brayburn ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Haha well where do you want me to tell this guy you're staying?

(Haha, I didn't manage to get through $400.)
User avatar #230 to #229 - neocortex (02/05/2013) [-]
He could"ve just left it there, I hang out with mates there sometimes playing League of Legends and stuff, so whatever :D



Its a worthless phone either way :D
User avatar #231 to #230 - brayburn ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
True that. Plus your off soon anyway
User avatar #232 to #231 - neocortex (02/06/2013) [-]
Speaking of which, you wouldn't happen to drop by to Auckland any time soon? :D




I wanted to stay sober for a week but since it's Waitangi Day I can't resist... ^^
User avatar #233 to #232 - brayburn ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Guess I'll let them know they have a new phone.
Nah not any time soon.

Ofcorse you do.
This is like our independance day!

User avatar #234 to #233 - neocortex (02/06/2013) [-]
Too bad bro :D


Yea I'm sitting on the balcony with few friends, playing music and hanging around fj, getting steaming :D Yea true dat, I'm just gonna celebrate Independence Day with you guys, like I was a native, I wish I was *sob* :D
User avatar #235 to #234 - brayburn ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha, I hit the drinks with some mates last night,

But can't tonight. Fucking work tomorrow.
Gotta say, waking up at 6am for work is a bit of a bitch with a hangover.

Well, what does it take to get citizenship?
You'd probably know more than I would, I've never needed to know.
User avatar #236 to #235 - neocortex (02/06/2013) [-]
Hmm from what I heard you must've lived in New Zealand for 5 years and be able to sing (or rephrase) the national anthemn and that's about it =)




You know I honestly would consider staying here if only there wouldn't be a part of me that tells me to get back to "real" life and that sooner or later I will have to accept the fact that I'm growing up to an adult and have to look and think about my future and who I'm supposed to be...scary things bro. Life was so much easier as a kid =)


And I guess that part of me wants me to go back home, go to uni for a couple of years, maybe find an awesome girl (that I already met but lost, long story) and grow up :D


I'm babling on sorry, the 6 beers are starting to kick in, I'm actually surprised I can still write with no problems :D
#223 - brayburn ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
It's a miracle!!!
User avatar #224 to #223 - neocortex (01/15/2013) [-]
I'll be damned :D



I only go there at night...we're all black when the lights go out xD
#225 to #224 - brayburn ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Can't say I would. I'm too pompus and white
User avatar #226 to #225 - neocortex (01/15/2013) [-]
Haha okay I give in, you're right mate :D
User avatar #197 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
Steam, motherfucker. Do you have it?
#203 to #201 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
But....


I had steam for Warhammer Dawn of War II but it died on me and when I backed up my PC steam got deleted :D




but anyways my 2degrees bullshit internet can't handle the connection so I hang around a internet cafe every now and then and play LoL for a few hours xD
User avatar #204 to #203 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
Ahk lol.
User avatar #205 to #204 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
Gaming isn't so easy here! Fuck we got internet flatrates that are cheap as fuck back home...



WHY IS INTERNET SO EXPENSIVE HERE!?!?! :D
User avatar #206 to #205 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. NZ is the worst in the world for Internet, youd find better rates in a pacific island. Thankfully Kim Dotcoms gonna give free high-speed internet to the whole of NZ

Suck it John Key
User avatar #207 to #206 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
Thanks mate.... anyways what are you up to this week-end?



A dude from the hostel is turning 27 on Sunday and we're all going out on Saturday night having a few beers in some bars =)
User avatar #208 to #207 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh fun. Just goin to my cousins wedding
User avatar #209 to #208 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh nice =)


Fuck I could never think of getting married now, I leave that decision to the future me when I'm in my 30's :D


No but anyways we gotta hang out once mate :D Bray wants me to come to Wellington for February apparently some big party going on, I have no fucking clue how to manage going there xD Probably the train but I'd simply love driving all the way down myself :D
User avatar #210 to #209 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
30's? Damn. Guess you wanna party hard while youre young huh.

Take a flight, itll only take like an hour. Train would be an experience though, driving would be hell, might take the entire day if youre lucky.
User avatar #211 to #210 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
In our society I consider 40 to be young now as well :D
No simply for the reason that I'm grown up now and can more or less do what I want and enjoy the freedom. If the "right" woman would come along then sure I would marry her in a heartbeat. I'm just not to keen on rushing into things :D

A guy from work came here when he was 24 or something, doing the same thing I did, and got some girl pregnant after 3 weeks :D Now he's living here and has a 10 year old daughter :D So...not really my kind of thing, at least not yet :D


You're anxious to get hitched or what? :D
User avatar #212 to #211 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
Hahaha fuck! 3 weeks? What a trooper xD

But yeah sounds like a good plan.

For me, I guess yeah if the right girl comes, Ill see how it goes. If not, then Im not really gonna force myself into it.
User avatar #213 to #212 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
Well..we'll all see how it turns out sooner or later =) When you get married in a few years let me know :D
User avatar #214 to #213 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
Haha, will do. Although I plan to move the fuck outta here, most likely back in your home country :P
User avatar #215 to #214 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
Really? How come? :D I'd definitely help you out mate. The only thing I miss about Europe is being the "center" of the world. I mean I wanna watch soccer in the evening not get up at 4 pm :D


Just like I will have to get up at 6 on Sunday to watch the All Blacks :D I'm used to drinking a beer while watching sports, now it's the morning coffee that goes along with it, kinda weird still :D
User avatar #217 to #215 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
Lol. I thought you were from USA? Why you talkin bout Europe?
User avatar #218 to #217 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
No mate I'm from Europe bro, I remember the conversation whe had about the US though now that you mention it =)



Nah America is pretty sweet, went there a couple of times with my parents :>
User avatar #219 to #218 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
Ahhhhh okay. Yeah I wanna go to USA, land of the free, home of the brainwahsed, or something. I dunno
User avatar #220 to #219 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
Sure why not =) As long as you don't get brainwashed mate :>
User avatar #216 to #215 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
*am of course :D
#196 to #195 - neocortex (11/05/2012) [-]
Heyyyyyyyyyy :>


Can't come to the thread as often as I like and at the moment I miss most of the stuff that is going on which sucks a bit. How're you doin these day :3
User avatar #193 - nekoyas (10/21/2012) [-]
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR USERNAME
AND IT'S SO PERFECT
User avatar #194 to #193 - neocortex (10/22/2012) [-]
You do? Most people think of a videogame character which is far from the truth... you're smart as always =)
User avatar #198 to #194 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
But but but Crash Bandicoot :c
User avatar #200 to #198 - neocortex (11/23/2012) [-]
Fair enough :D buuuut that wasn't the reason ^^
User avatar #202 to #200 - malizlewaa (11/23/2012) [-]
TELL MEEEEE
User avatar #181 - nekoyas (10/15/2012) [-]
Hey princess <3
#182 to #181 - neocortex (10/15/2012) [-]
Hey beautiful <3 Miss you :)
User avatar #183 to #182 - nekoyas (10/16/2012) [-]
I miss you too ~
User avatar #184 to #183 - neocortex (10/17/2012) [-]
Well I'm pretty far away now ^^ I'm still working on winning the lottery, then I'll come over alright? :> How's it going these days with family and stuff? You don't have to tell me about it but you know I'll always try to be there for you when you need me, you know that :)
User avatar #185 to #184 - nekoyas (10/17/2012) [-]
Got a little brother about 3 months ago
I'm kinda fine, working on a lot of drawings that needs to be done as soon as possible
How about you?
User avatar #186 to #185 - neocortex (10/17/2012) [-]
Oh right, I forgot about your brother, I'm sure you're a wonderful sister to him :> It's nice that you're doing ok and continuing to improve your drawings sounds great =)

I'm in New Zealand for about a month now and I'll stay until the end of March I think.. it's really beautiful here and when I have the time I can walk around the city and stuff :> It's spring here not fall like in Europe so I'm sorry for you and the cold wheather :P
User avatar #187 to #186 - nekoyas (10/17/2012) [-]
Try to find Gandalf for me, okay?
User avatar #188 to #187 - neocortex (10/17/2012) [-]
He's here with me and we are smoking Longbottom pipe weed :D Now all we need is Samwise nekoyas the brave before we start on an epic adventure ^^
User avatar #189 to #188 - nekoyas (10/17/2012) [-]
Be right there
User avatar #190 to #189 - neocortex (10/17/2012) [-]
I'll be waiting :>




As soon as I get to the actual setting Hobbiton (about 2 hours from where I live) I'll make a few pictures and show you alright? :)

If I'm lucky I can win the premier tickets in Auckland, I'm in the lottery but I very much doubt being lucky enough.. :D


Oh well I'll see, have fun drawing <3
User avatar #191 to #190 - nekoyas (10/17/2012) [-]
Oh, I'd love some pictures
wooh
and a picture with you in it
For..science
#192 to #191 - neocortex (10/17/2012) [-]
kai :D




sooo fucking bad quality, fucking iPhone ._. But I have shorter hair now btw, too warm in summer ^^
User avatar #157 - prondel **User deleted account** (09/15/2012) [-]
teemu
User avatar #167 to #157 - neocortex (09/16/2012) [-]
Haiiiiiiii there :3




Tell me.. what happened to the board? o.O
User avatar #168 to #167 - prondel **User deleted account** (09/16/2012) [-]
thread 14 people flagged it..
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/phantoma/4041058/MLP+Friendly+Board+2/
here's the new one :3
User avatar #169 to #168 - neocortex (09/16/2012) [-]
Retards... well okay thx =)
User avatar #170 to #169 - prondel **User deleted account** (09/16/2012) [-]
no problem :3
how're you doing? ^^
User avatar #171 to #170 - neocortex (09/16/2012) [-]
Doing okay, got some stuff to prepare, I'll fly to New Zealand on Tuesday for a year, work and travel wise but also of because I just really want to see the world and after graduating from school now is the ideal moment ^^


How 'bout you? =)
User avatar #172 to #171 - prondel **User deleted account** (09/16/2012) [-]
Wow your life sounds awesome at the moment ^^
I don't have much going on... :P
User avatar #173 to #172 - neocortex (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm really looking forward to it. Talked to Mali and bray.burn already about things that I need to see, got mali in skype and he lives in Auckland anyways where I'll be staying and we really need to meet up sometimes =) That's what so awesome about the thread, meeting people from all over the world :3
User avatar #174 to #173 - prondel **User deleted account** (09/16/2012) [-]
i'm off to tf2 now :P
but that really sounds awesome!

if you have steam then add prondel ^^
User avatar #175 to #174 - neocortex (09/16/2012) [-]
I just realized I don't even have you here :O So friendship is inbound now ^^
User avatar #176 to #175 - prondel **User deleted account** (09/16/2012) [-]
yay :3
*hugs*
#156 - slamerz (09/15/2012) [-]
NIgger
User avatar #153 - yentabear ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
.reggiN
#152 - ackbobthedead (09/15/2012) [-]
I apologize for all teh people calling you a nigger.
#151 - N. Korean citizen (09/15/2012) [-]
your a nigger
#150 - kogkermit (09/15/2012) [-]
nigger
#147 - enderslayer ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #148 to #147 - neocortex (09/13/2012) [-]
Hi mate =) How're doing :3
#149 to #148 - enderslayer ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm good. you? mutt...
User avatar #129 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
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**goldenkirby rolls 37** no-one saw that
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**timbittwo rolled user apatheticdemon **
User avatar #126 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #158 to #126 - timbittwo (09/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #166 to #158 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
wut
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User avatar #133 to #130 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #143 to #132 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
nigger roll another user already
User avatar #141 to #132 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolled user derpocracy ** ok so only plus 2
we have 3 lives
User avatar #146 to #141 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
shiit I'm not friends with him either.
User avatar #144 to #141 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
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plus 2, 5 lives
User avatar #142 to #141 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
Nope
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I can't comment on it, never mind...
User avatar #138 to #132 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm not his friend
User avatar #136 to #132 - avejettom **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
SHIT
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You got lucky
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aand 3 lives!
User avatar #137 to #135 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
- 1
User avatar #145 to #137 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
the rules say it's plus 2.

-1 cos he blocked his profile but +3 for being someone whos playing.

+2. 3 lives remain
User avatar #134 to #132 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
lol
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