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nemula

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2013
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#4 - > 23 hours ago on SJW content: BPS on Black... 0
#54 - Koggy is best void puppy  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2016 on QnA +1
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#65 - soule (07/17/2016) [-]
Yass
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#163 - bigbuttjackson (07/18/2016) [-]
Would you ever play with rando's from FJ? Specifically meeeeeee
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#171 - soule (07/18/2016) [-]
I don't see why not.
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#175 - bigbuttjackson (07/18/2016) [-]
Dude you should hit us all up sometime then
#36 - did you say that bc of my profile pick or is it kog for real?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2016 on QnA 0
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#45 - soule (07/17/2016) [-]
It's Kog fo reelz.
#54 - nemula (07/17/2016) [-]
Koggy is best void puppy
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#65 - soule (07/17/2016) [-]
Yass
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#163 - bigbuttjackson (07/18/2016) [-]
Would you ever play with rando's from FJ? Specifically meeeeeee
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#171 - soule (07/18/2016) [-]
I don't see why not.
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#175 - bigbuttjackson (07/18/2016) [-]
Dude you should hit us all up sometime then
#16 - Favourite LoL champion? Main role?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2016 on QnA 0
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#28 - soule (07/17/2016) [-]
Kog'Maw. ADC.
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#122 - whatareyouon (07/17/2016) [-]
what rank are you? server?
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#125 - soule (07/17/2016) [-]
NA server and I don't do ranked. Too much, like, pressure, man.
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#126 - whatareyouon (07/17/2016) [-]
watch lcs? favorite lcs team?
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#131 - soule (07/17/2016) [-]
I do not, sadly.
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#36 - nemula (07/17/2016) [-]
did you say that bc of my profile pick or is it kog for real?
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#45 - soule (07/17/2016) [-]
It's Kog fo reelz.
#54 - nemula (07/17/2016) [-]
Koggy is best void puppy
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#65 - soule (07/17/2016) [-]
Yass
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#163 - bigbuttjackson (07/18/2016) [-]
Would you ever play with rando's from FJ? Specifically meeeeeee
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#171 - soule (07/18/2016) [-]
I don't see why not.
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#175 - bigbuttjackson (07/18/2016) [-]
Dude you should hit us all up sometime then
#324 - **nemula used "*roll picture*"** **nemula rolled image ** 07/13/2016 on Starving african children 0
#46 - I reckognize that pose everywhere  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2016 on Beach time! +13
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#85 - purplefanta (07/13/2016) [-]
A Legend is never forgotten
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#124 - eonofaeon (07/16/2016) [-]
Some might even say the legend never dies...
#11 - Picture 07/11/2016 on Mercy goes D.Va [Haje714... +1
#29 - Picture 07/11/2016 on Objective 0
#7 - this one looks nice tough  [+] (51 new replies) 07/08/2016 on FSF 10 the Jack edition +347
#271 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
eeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#267 - flamingwhitetiger (07/09/2016) [-]
i disagree with you. her face isnt attractive and if you took that bra off the titties would fall against her chest like ziplock bags full of water. also little to no curves to speak of. and i know this isnt a fair argument but she probably smells like lays potato chips which turns me off. in all reality shes would probably be a 6 if she were skinny.

that being said the other people in this pic are really just bullying and thats not constructive at all.

webm not related
#263 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
She's sexy as fuck. At least in my opinion.
#249 - junkbumpkin (07/09/2016) [-]
She has a pretty face, if she lost some weight she'd be pretty hot.



Feed me with our hate
#244 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
Bullying won't help anyone with anything, those people are pretty horrible for bullying her, besides, she's not that fat.
#161 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
exactly my type

id

smash
#128 - sinjection (07/09/2016) [-]
No, she's fat.
#162 - moodorf (07/09/2016) [-]
If you think that girl is "fat" then what the fuck is thin to you??
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#269 - drtrousersnake (07/09/2016) [-]
I think your opinion is based on framing. You saw a bunch of obese git's in the comp so the chubby girl looks thin relatively
#265 - msypsylon (07/09/2016) [-]
Are you blind my friend? That's fat. It's not just a little chubby its straight up fat. It's most likely over 15 KG over her recommended body weight. Pic related is a thin girl.
#230 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
That girl is fat, she chose a good angle of herself, but it's clear she has a very high BMI at a unhealthy level that can't be sustained. She has attractive features, but.....shes a bit beyond thick and could lose a few pounds.
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#198 - cantexplain (07/09/2016) [-]
What? She's fat. Are you American or sth? although mexicans are fatter
#115 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
She's so-so.
#76 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
OP is a faggot.

These bitches are, in fact, just being bitches and that woman is legitimately beautiful.
#78 - chuchiereaper (07/09/2016) [-]
Excuse me, I'm a glorious winged faggot. And no, I had a message on three but apparently it wasn't uploaded. What I had said was in case you hear that it's always men fat shaming irl, here are woman who didn't get the SJW memo of body positivity.
#60 - improbablyyourdad (07/08/2016) [-]
Same, as long as you're not repulsive like fat hanging over it then I don't see it as a problem but I guess people have different standards.
#302 - moodorf (07/10/2016) [-]
I honestly think all the people saying that girl is fat are all fedora-clad man-beards who've never actually seen a real woman naked. Btw fedora fans, IF you ever do see a woman naked, she's not going to look like a supermodel
#307 - improbablyyourdad (07/10/2016) [-]
You're actually painting yourself like a fedora wearing neckbeard a bit by defending her to that degree, I mean I would date her but she should really lose like 20 more lbs at least.
This is like my ideal body type, although with a few changes but with a little bit of a stomach and wide hips (hips not included in gif)
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#308 - moodorf (07/10/2016) [-]
Dad?
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#157 - lankou (07/09/2016) [-]
... it's incase .... why isn't it a trap ... is this reality?
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#223 - ora (07/09/2016) [-]
1.bp.blogspot.com/-Uc8D_0rtW5M/UV24RZcjXFI/AAAAAAAADlY/YqEGAUnKUs0/s1600/3a.jpg

It is, the one he linked is just the alternative version.

And yes, the one I linked it the main one.
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#73 - chuchiereaper (07/08/2016) [-]
Is this porn? if it is can I have some sauce?
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#93 - revansfirst (07/09/2016) [-]
chuchiereaper I posted it for you in the thred
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#95 - chuchiereaper (07/09/2016) [-]
thank you, have a thumb
#69 - anon (07/08/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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I see you have nice standards ;)
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#22 - muffincannibal (07/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, she's thick, but not fat.
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#303 - strangesir (07/10/2016) [-]
THICC
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#268 - msypsylon (07/09/2016) [-]
fat 1. (of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh.

Yes, let's hide behind the finger and use nice words. She's not "fat", she's a little chubby. Slightly overweight. Thick.

She's fucking fat dude. Whatever society you live in that convinced you that's not fat is doing a terrible job, because, medically speaking that shit's huge.
#96 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
Its insane to me that fat has become so normal that a woman who is clearly pushing 40% body fat could be considered "not fat"
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#164 - muffincannibal (07/09/2016) [-]
Well it's obvious she's still over weight, but she doesn't look so grotesque that I'd want to be rude to her.
#231 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
I wouldn't be rude either, but dude shes definitely 40% BMI and above 200 lbs... That is also a very good angle of her, which is why she posted this in particular.
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#165 - herrokitteh (07/09/2016) [-]
Calling a fat girl "fat" isn't rude at all, it's honest. Why do you feel the need to protect a stranger's feelings on the internet?
#229 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
How does autism like this even manifest
#171 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
It's rude because it's none of anyone else's business. Who knows, maybe she just lost 50 lbs and is proud of herself and showing off progress. Why do you feel the need to hurt a stranger's feelings on the internet?
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#168 - muffincannibal (07/09/2016) [-]
Well shit man, it's an insult, I don't want to insult somebody that I don't have a problem with just because they will never see it.
#238 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
Just because the truth hurts doesn't mean it's an insult
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#243 - muffincannibal (07/09/2016) [-]
Well it would piss her off, or hurt her feelings. You can word it differently, you know, social skills.
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#20 - funnytime (07/08/2016) [-]
thought the same - she might have weight, but for me its still acceptable chubby and not unattractive fat

the people commenting are what i would call "fat shamers". i doubt that any doctor would tell her, that her "weight-condition" is problematic the way she is in the photograph. i dont see any reason why she should be shamed as long as she doesnt gain more weight.
#232 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
I....gotta disagree. based on her breasts, arms, and waist she is pushing 200 lbs plus. That would mean her BMI is possibly over 40%. A good doctor would be honest with her about losing weight and the health issues she will face if she continues at her current weight. They can be polite about it, but I think you guys are dismissing her weight a bit here....
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#15 - Maroon (07/08/2016) [-]
No
#9 - lollypopalopicus (07/08/2016) [-]
Indeed. She still has an hourglass shape, so I am guessing that she actually has bone and muscle to balance it out, which actually means she is pretty healthy. No fat means that the moment you don't have food, your body instantly starts to go after you muscles. Good for her.
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#217 - redknull (07/09/2016) [-]
I can guarantee you that ass is shapeless and flat
#89 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
Yeah but i'm pretty sure she has acces to daily food mate

The shit you're spewing is if you're seriously malnutritioned or don't have acces to food
#13 - skelebones (07/08/2016) [-]
Boy if you think thats an hour glass you either blind stupid or both.
Shes got cushion for the pushin but she still fat
#274 - submariningpenguin (07/09/2016) [-]
I wouldn't really consider her fat without having more info. You have no idea how tall she is, and quite honestly her build isn't unattractive. I'm a huge advocate of healthy living, and I weigh 240 lbs. Granted I'm 6'8" and go to the gym regularly, but I digress. You don't know her BMI is all I'm really trying say.
#235 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
Have you ever seen an hourglass before?
#236 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
Wow replied to wrong guy just fuckin kill me
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#190 - daentraya (07/09/2016) [-]
when you see pictures of fat people who can pull off all sorts of clothing (i saw a video on facebook with 'oh im fat but we can all still pull off dresses and shorts etc') its because they have a plump hourglass. that's what matters the most, when it comes to looking alright and healthy while still being fat. people with stomachs bulging outwards and down just pretend that because -they- look alright in eg a bikini, they will as well
#25 - lollypopalopicus (07/08/2016) [-]
I admit, now that I'm wearing my glasses, (so the first of the two) she is not an hour glass figure, but she still has a waist thinner than her hips and top, so that still puts her in the fairly healthy range.
#309 - wisdombranch (07/10/2016) [-]
My thoughts exactly. Good wife material: looks-wise. By that I mean that if my wife looked like that, I would still TOTALLY point her out in crowd while she was wearing a bikini.

GF material? Not so much. But she is on the upper limit of a "healthy BMI" given that she looks about 1.77m that would be BMI = 25.5. so she's what 79kg? 176lbs?


Good rule on fat: any fat is fine, so long as there is no overhang ANYWHERE on the body, (with the exception of the boobs, if female) and excepting any overhand or distension which is due purely to the definition of well-developed muscles.

If she gains 5+ kg she will violate this rule.


dat distension; pic related
#5 - Comment deleted 07/08/2016 on FSF 10 the Jack edition 0