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Gender: female
Age: 19
Steam Profile: NekoYas (plays as NekoEas)
Consoles Owned: I own mah joistikk
Video Games Played: I plei ur mom. lelele
X-box Gamertag: NekoYas
Interests: I got a lot of interests
Date Signed Up:1/23/2012
Location:Sweden
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#63 - **** SD  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Just swedish things +7
User avatar #286 - stenchschleifs (09/15/2014) [-]
Fuck niggers hobo

#62 - Jag är inte värdelös.. Bara lite sämre än andra …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Just swedish things +11
User avatar #70 - Sunset (09/14/2014) [-]
ho
User avatar #71 - nekoyas (09/14/2014) [-]
:'c
#2172953 - I like almost everything so.. But right now I'm liste…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Friendly +1
#2173165 - fellfox (09/14/2014) [-]
Heh aye me too

Although I don't actually know much of that kind but I can find some
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJfmuyqOMI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3rtWEk9Ufo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7wSFHpBrDs

if any of this is good I could find more
#10434 - yo  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on nekoyas's profile 0
User avatar #10435 - plataeiou (09/14/2014) [-]
sup? :3
#2172844 - So my mom just kicked my brother out and she is calling me a l…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Friendly +8
User avatar #2173070 - medewu (09/14/2014) [-]
Call CPS. shit will get taken care of.
User avatar #2172923 - fellfox (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm kind of crap at giving advice but maybe I can help cheer ya up a little, what kind of music do ya like? I can try to make a playlist of a ton of songs for ya
User avatar #2172953 - nekoyas (09/14/2014) [-]
I like almost everything so..

But right now I'm listening to stuff like five finger death punch, asking alexandria, woe is me and etc..
#2173165 - fellfox (09/14/2014) [-]
Heh aye me too

Although I don't actually know much of that kind but I can find some
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJfmuyqOMI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3rtWEk9Ufo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7wSFHpBrDs

if any of this is good I could find more
User avatar #2172887 - ariscorp (09/14/2014) [-]
Aaaaaand you should probably tell some authorities, the sooner the better buddy. keep your chin up.
User avatar #2172884 - ariscorp (09/14/2014) [-]
Your mum
is a cunt
User avatar #2172879 - plataeiou (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, you'll be able to prove her wrong later in life when your life is better.
User avatar #2172876 - theorangefox (09/14/2014) [-]
*hugs* Do what panki said, and she'll realise her stupid phone, alcohol and her friends won't look after her ass.
#2172871 - mikli (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit
User avatar #2172868 - admiralhowe (09/14/2014) [-]
I know how you feel, my dad was like that, though i was the youngest so i didnt have to worry about kids.
My oldest sister though, she was exactly like your mom to the letter and after trying to help and basically playing Mr. Mom to her kids, i had to swallow my feelings and helped their grandparents take full custody.
Yeah theyre gone but i still get to see them when i can.
User avatar #2172863 - derangedberger (09/14/2014) [-]
*hugs*
I'm so sorry to hear..
I'm not too good with advice, but I think you should do what Pankiki says.
#2172860 - goldfangz (09/14/2014) [-]
you should just live with your grandma with your bro and let your siblings with your dad and let your mom (sorry for this) rot in the hellhole she made by neglecting her parental duties

User avatar #2172858 - lordbrutaleddie (09/14/2014) [-]
or y'know

stab everything

that sounds nice too
User avatar #2172857 - wiredguy (09/14/2014) [-]
what panki said

you can say what you want and she probably won't listen.
do something about it
User avatar #2172853 - pankikilord (09/14/2014) [-]
Commit to it. Get the siblings outta there, get yourself outta there. She needs to figure out how it is, she can't keep thinking what she's doing is okay. Get them outta her life, somewhere where they'll be taken care of. Once she realizes her entire family left her, she'll have to face up to what she's doing.
..Either way....sorry to hear...
#2172852 - fellfox (09/14/2014) [-]
Oh damn....
User avatar #2172851 - trollyando (09/14/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear that. Push forward, fuck her.
User avatar #2172849 - SumoWamm (09/14/2014) [-]
Sometimes family life can be overbearing.
#2172848 - sniffythebird (09/14/2014) [-]
Seriously, fuck parents who don't take responsibility for their actions and letting it negatively affect their kids.
User avatar #2172847 - onlyonehotspur (09/14/2014) [-]
Ouch, anything I can do?

I've met people who've had that sort of thing, it's rough
#2169713 - rekt  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169719 - mikli (09/14/2014) [-]
hey

hey go the fuck to bed you lie-face
#2169478 - GOODNIGHT THEN TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU …  [+] (32 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +4
User avatar #2169515 - derangedberger (09/13/2014) [-]
nini!
User avatar #2169504 - garymotherfingoak (09/13/2014) [-]
gnight
User avatar #2169502 - vigilum (09/13/2014) [-]
Sweet dreams ^^
User avatar #2169505 - garymotherfingoak (09/13/2014) [-]
boop
User avatar #2169829 - vigilum (09/14/2014) [-]
Oh, naw. I was over everything when she came into my life.
And just every time, really
User avatar #2169846 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
i guess its harder when someone fills the void and rips themselves out of it, leaving a few gashes as apposed to having no one fill it.
User avatar #2169506 - vigilum (09/13/2014) [-]
Beep
User avatar #2169507 - garymotherfingoak (09/13/2014) [-]
howsyou
User avatar #2169522 - vigilum (09/13/2014) [-]
Ams goods, you?
User avatar #2169648 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
:c
User avatar #2169656 - vigilum (09/14/2014) [-]
Aw sorry :C
Why sad?
User avatar #2169659 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
thinking about in.kie, not doing so well in college, not to sound edgy but mental instability has become more prevalent
User avatar #2169664 - vigilum (09/14/2014) [-]
You really should stop thinking about her, no?
Just focus on getting through college
User avatar #2169674 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
I've given up on trying to suppress it. every goddamn day, the same fucking depressing bullshit

I've lost practice on math and I'm mehind in fucking college algebra of all courses, and I'm supposed to be an engineering major
#2169687 - vigilum (09/14/2014) [-]
It'll get better.

Well, maths isn't the hardest to get better at. Boring as fuck though. Go for large amounts of repettion
User avatar #2169712 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
I have motivational issues and compulsive procrastination as it is.
User avatar #2169705 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
It's been 6 months since she made it as bad as possible for me to cope with. it hasn't gotten better. I've tried getting a life, I've tried flat out ignoring her (kind of hard to when that's all she's done for the past 8), I've tried talking to her about how this is complete bullshit she's doing, nothing has worked.
User avatar #2169717 - vigilum (09/14/2014) [-]
It's hard to ignore her when she ignores you? Wouldn't that make it easier?

Just eh... focus on college, not on her. Sounds like you obsess over her
User avatar #2169721 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
lemme rephrase, giving her space has done nothing to help.

when you cast 2 years worth of hard work sweat blood and tears onto 1 person, only to have them file a figurative restraining order on you with no clear reason, your feelings for that person dont just go away.
User avatar #2169749 - vigilum (09/14/2014) [-]
Ah.

Feelings won't fade while you obsess, you know.
User avatar #2169791 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
i don't have control over my thoughts...
User avatar #2169797 - vigilum (09/14/2014) [-]
You do. Fill your head with smething else. Watch shit.
User avatar #2169809 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
all temporary bullshit. and i really don't. I don't want to say i have schizophrenia, but.. it feels like there's another me that does what it can to annoy the fuck out of me. it wouldnt be the cause for all these thoughts about in.kie, but having that connection, a connection you put a part of your soul into, it likes to come back and tell me of what im missing out on. I know, edge galore.
Im trying to move on, i really am, but I don't have any hope that i eventually will.
User avatar #2169814 - vigilum (09/14/2014) [-]
Keep doing the temporary solution until it goes away. Worked for me I guess
User avatar #2169824 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
zombie helped you fill the void i guess... who was the one before?
User avatar #2169561 - garymotherfingoak (09/14/2014) [-]
kinda sad
User avatar #2169497 - kisman (09/13/2014) [-]
night
User avatar #2169489 - mikli (09/13/2014) [-]
OKAY THANKS BYE
User avatar #2169487 - valve (09/13/2014) [-]
Night
User avatar #2169486 - onlyonehotspur (09/13/2014) [-]
finally
User avatar #2169485 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
Noot <3
User avatar #2169484 - iknowuwant (09/13/2014) [-]
What did i do D:
Sleep nice
#2169459 - FORGIVE ME PLS  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169464 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
k
#2169457 - I AM. IT'S JUST YOU BEING RUDE 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
#2169449 - NIGHTY 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
#2169446 - I'm old :c  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169450 - mikli (09/13/2014) [-]
SPEAK NICELY
User avatar #2169457 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
I AM. IT'S JUST YOU BEING RUDE
#2169442 - HAHA I'M SORRY OKAY?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169458 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
I GUESS
User avatar #2169459 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
FORGIVE ME PLS
User avatar #2169464 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
k
#2169438 - Now you listen here you little ****  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169443 - mikli (09/13/2014) [-]
language, young lady
User avatar #2169446 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm old :c
User avatar #2169450 - mikli (09/13/2014) [-]
SPEAK NICELY
User avatar #2169457 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
I AM. IT'S JUST YOU BEING RUDE
#2169436 - LOVELY! NOW GO BED!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169444 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
GOODNIGHT *hugs*
User avatar #2169449 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
NIGHTY
#2169426 - so why aren't you in sweden yet?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169428 - mikli (09/13/2014) [-]
because sweden is horrible??
User avatar #2169438 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
Now you listen here you little shit
User avatar #2169443 - mikli (09/13/2014) [-]
language, young lady
User avatar #2169446 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm old :c
User avatar #2169450 - mikli (09/13/2014) [-]
SPEAK NICELY
User avatar #2169457 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
I AM. IT'S JUST YOU BEING RUDE
#2169418 - AND BALLOONS SO YOU CAN MAKE CHOCOLATE BOWLS  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169420 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
YUS
#2169436 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]


LOVELY!

NOW GO BED!
User avatar #2169444 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
GOODNIGHT *hugs*
User avatar #2169449 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
NIGHTY
#2169414 - Haha, I'm on my grandmas Mac atm so it doesn't really matter :v  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169437 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
OH IT MATTERS
User avatar #2169442 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
HAHA I'M SORRY OKAY?
User avatar #2169458 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
I GUESS
User avatar #2169459 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
FORGIVE ME PLS
User avatar #2169464 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
k
#2169411 - OK. SLEEP. SO YOU CAN WORK AND BUY MORE VIDEOGAMES. IT'S …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169413 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
AYE, AND CHOCOLATE.
User avatar #2169418 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
AND BALLOONS SO YOU CAN MAKE CHOCOLATE BOWLS

User avatar #2169420 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
YUS
#2169436 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]


LOVELY!

NOW GO BED!
User avatar #2169444 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
GOODNIGHT *hugs*
User avatar #2169449 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
NIGHTY
#2169405 - I do not know All I know is that IFK Göteborg is playing …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169408 - onlyonehotspur (09/13/2014) [-]
If it makes you feel better, Spurs are doing shit too
#2169394 - Idon'thaveanyheadsetatall  [+] (10 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169415 - lordknightmare (09/13/2014) [-]
Nuthut looks a LOT like me, does that count?
User avatar #2169425 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
Plot twist.
I am you.
User avatar #2169435 - lordknightmare (09/13/2014) [-]
Or one of us the clone of the other
thanks Obama
User avatar #2169397 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
Tsk tsk.
User avatar #2169414 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm on my grandmas Mac atm so it doesn't really matter :v
User avatar #2169437 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
OH IT MATTERS
User avatar #2169442 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
HAHA I'M SORRY OKAY?
User avatar #2169458 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
I GUESS
User avatar #2169459 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
FORGIVE ME PLS
User avatar #2169464 - NutHut (09/13/2014) [-]
k
#2169390 - But I've already done it once succeeded on my…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169398 - onlyonehotspur (09/13/2014) [-]
Ok, I trust you on this

how's the Swedish Premier League going anyways? You play during the summer don't you? like Denmark
User avatar #2169405 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
I do not know
All I know is that IFK Göteborg is playing against Elfsborg tomorrow and WE ARE GOING TO OWN THEM

If not, I'll cry
User avatar #2169408 - onlyonehotspur (09/13/2014) [-]
If it makes you feel better, Spurs are doing shit too
#2169382 - BUT VIDEYAGAYMS  [+] (8 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2169402 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
I CAN'T, I HAVE WORK TOMORROW. NO MATTER HOW AWESOME THIS GAME IS.
User avatar #2169411 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
OK. SLEEP. SO YOU CAN WORK AND BUY MORE VIDEOGAMES.
IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!
User avatar #2169413 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
AYE, AND CHOCOLATE.
User avatar #2169418 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
AND BALLOONS SO YOU CAN MAKE CHOCOLATE BOWLS

User avatar #2169420 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
YUS
#2169436 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]


LOVELY!

NOW GO BED!
User avatar #2169444 - theorangefox (09/13/2014) [-]
GOODNIGHT *hugs*
User avatar #2169449 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
NIGHTY
#2169376 - ehehe 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
#2169373 - please do c: 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
#2169367 - But this is my last night with alcohol and stuffs befo…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Friendly +1
#2169379 - onlyonehotspur (09/13/2014) [-]
That's what they all say...
#2169390 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]


But I've already done it once

succeeded on my first go

Trust me, I'll do it this time as well
User avatar #2169398 - onlyonehotspur (09/13/2014) [-]
Ok, I trust you on this

how's the Swedish Premier League going anyways? You play during the summer don't you? like Denmark
User avatar #2169405 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
I do not know
All I know is that IFK Göteborg is playing against Elfsborg tomorrow and WE ARE GOING TO OWN THEM

If not, I'll cry
User avatar #2169408 - onlyonehotspur (09/13/2014) [-]
If it makes you feel better, Spurs are doing shit too
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#10123 - nekoyas (01/04/2014) [-]
stickied by nekoyas
Long red hair and bright blue eyes
With color like the summer sky
Pierced lips and a small black hat
Regular on the pony thread

Zelda is her favorite game
And I think of it much the same
She dislikes her mother's 'friend
And wants to bring him to an end

She's battling stuff inside her mind
But still she tries hard to be kind
She sleeps in late and wakes up later
GlaDOS was turned into a 'tater.
#10455 to #10454 - SumoWamm (13 hours ago) [-]
How are you, cutie petutie?
How are you, cutie petutie?
User avatar #10452 - plataeiou (12/02/2014) [-]
You go grill!
User avatar #10451 - poorlyred (12/01/2014) [-]
you go grill
User avatar #10449 - xdeadpoolx (12/01/2014) [-]
IS UR BIRFDAY
HAPPY YOU
User avatar #10448 - plataeiou (11/24/2014) [-]
jassyyyyyyy
User avatar #10447 - ttritt (11/23/2014) [-]
Bah
User avatar #10446 - lip (11/16/2014) [-]
No One
#10445 - captaincupcakez (11/14/2014) [-]
I miss what used to be.
User avatar #10442 to #10441 - nekoyas (10/30/2014) [-]
Ey beardo
User avatar #10443 to #10442 - marshalllee (10/30/2014) [-]
I don't mean to be a bother, but how about that thing, of stuff that was going to be drawn?
User avatar #10444 to #10443 - nekoyas (11/01/2014) [-]
I totally forgot about that :v
User avatar #10440 - xdeadpoolx (10/22/2014) [-]
nou
User avatar #10439 - poorlyred (10/22/2014) [-]
I'm not gay, I just suck dick
User avatar #10438 - Vpirate ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
boop
User avatar #10437 - ttritt (09/28/2014) [-]
I wish bahpai would notice me...
#10436 - plataeiou (09/24/2014) [-]
Verlver
#10429 - tridaak (09/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10430 to #10429 - nekoyas (09/13/2014) [-]
'ello
#10428 - plataeiou (09/04/2014) [-]
nekonekonekoneko
User avatar #10433 to #10431 - plataeiou (09/14/2014) [-]
Jassie!
User avatar #10435 to #10434 - plataeiou (09/14/2014) [-]
sup? :3
User avatar #10432 to #10431 - plataeiou (09/13/2014) [-]
WAZZAAAAAA
User avatar #10422 - majormayor (08/16/2014) [-]
fat
#10420 - zeruaargi ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10408 - posttwo (08/03/2014) [-]
NEKO NEKO NEKO
User avatar #10412 to #10411 - posttwo (08/03/2014) [-]
looking for the pacman picture
User avatar #10413 to #10412 - nekoyas (08/03/2014) [-]
Don't have any nekoponi pics, sorry
User avatar #10414 to #10413 - posttwo (08/03/2014) [-]
what happened to them :o
User avatar #10415 to #10414 - nekoyas (08/03/2014) [-]
Got them but not on this laptop
User avatar #10416 to #10415 - posttwo (08/03/2014) [-]
oh okay
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