2 days of no sleep does that.

That's great and all, guys, but I still don't fucking get it.

the joke is he has sex with his couch... and cums inside it

no..... he pulls out, Get it? His pull-out couch

Took me a second as well. I thought the joke was he just slept on a couch and had no bed.

That's great and all, guys, but I still don't fucking get it.

the joke is he has sex with his couch... and cums inside it

no..... he pulls out, Get it? His pull-out couch

Considering it's China, she was probably trying to be modest or something, and hoping he would contradict her.

Because she is only a bit fat and she thought he meant tumblr kind of fat

Islam is just their scapegoat camel.

ISIS thinks that 99% of the muslim are wrong according to what they say
soooooooooo they're not i guess

Funfact, the leader of ISIS has a PHD in Islamic studies from the university of Bagdad.


You sure ISIS isn't islamic?

of course they aint. if you have a bunch of morons in the us running around with guns and shooting people, with a book they claim their beliefs of, which isnt even translated correctly anywhere in america and saying they are christians, would you still think they are christians? of course not. they claim, and the media chants along

But it doesn't say in the bible to go around and shoot people.
Everything ISIS does is justified by the quran.

By the real quran, not their pretend version of the quran.

No ISIS is not Islamic. But just like any other "religious" hate group, they use religion to validate their cause.

So, what you're saying is that if a leader does not follow these rules in times of war, he and his are not true muslims? Have you taken the time to consider just how unlikely it is that these rules were followed in any medieval war regardless of religion?

Yeah, people fucking suck, and they will use anything that they can to advance their own agendas.

That is a no true scotsman fallacy.

ISIS is Islamic.

Doesn't mean they represent Islam.

Again.
Everything they state can be found in the quran
Their leader has a BA, MA and PHD in islamic studies.
I dont care who represents islam, it could be ISIS, Boko Haram or evn your garabe tier french colony theme account.

In its fundament islam can radicalise people, we see it all over the word, because there are dozens of terror organisations like ISIS.

for every christian terror group you can name i can name several islamic ones.

Also, WBC boycots funerals, ISIS sets up funerals

Oh.....
You have a plant you can use to make sun activated blister agent

this deserveres more thumbs

Right? I only get half of what he has. Not even cooked.

I have to eat raw microwaves.

You can eat many many plants from the woods.
What region do you live in?

Oh.....
You have a plant you can use to make sun activated blister agent

Really? I never looked into it, I've only ever played it on the original Xbox

Agreed, without people talking about it being a spoiler, there is no indication that's a spoiler.

It's one of them futuristic cigs from The Fifth Element with Bruce Willis.

I live in Denmark, I consider myself danish.
If Denmark turns into some other country in 2315, i was still a dane.

But the people who live in the new country in 2315, prolly wont call themselves danes.

Untill the dust settled, neither.

thats not entirely correct, Poland was split between Prussia, Austria, and Russia. of course, that was poland at the time, which laid a little to the east to where it is now, if i am not mistaken.

Well, i can explain other things as well you know. Aditionally, norway didn't exists as an independant state at that time, so i had to make do, alright?