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nekolacek

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Date Signed Up:8/27/2012
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#2 - Is there a actual difference between Rocket and Missile?  [+] (18 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Finnish rocket science +10
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#22 - thechosentroll (12/17/2015) [-]
Missiles go boom. Rockets don't. Well, they occasionally do, but it's usually not intentional.
#14 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
A rocket is just the propulsive part. What makes it a missile is having a separate explosive payload. So missiles are rocket-propelled.
#5 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Rockets don't move, they burn out fly and explode.

Missiles however can do shit ton of things like heat seeking, precise aiming and so many other shit.
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#24 - epicalania (12/17/2015) [-]
So, unless theres some backwards military lingo I'm missing, you have that somehow simultaneously backwards and wrong on both counts.
A missile is an object which is moving under a directed force. So an arrow, a thrown rock, an ICBM.
A rocket is a) a type of combustion propulsion engine and b) an airborne object which is propelled by a rocket engine
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#16 - obanesforever (12/17/2015) [-]
Missles are practically identical to rockets. They both use chemical propellents. ya don goofed
#18 - djmaryhikineet (12/17/2015) [-]
**djmaryhikineet used "*roll picture*"**
**djmaryhikineet rolled image**PRACTICALLY, PRACTICALLY, "PRACTICALLY"
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#15 - hellomynameisbill (12/17/2015) [-]
Does this mean that Challenger was a success?
#23 - funnygiggles (12/17/2015) [-]
im going to hell for laughing at that
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#21 - boarderlinegreat (12/17/2015) [-]
Touché
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#4 - attifyon (12/16/2015) [-]
I believe rocket generally refers to the propellant while missile is specifically an explosive attached to any form of propellant but predominantly rockets.
For example, RPG stands for rocket propelled grenade.
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#7 - highkingtorygg (12/17/2015) [-]
its actually Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot, meaning hand held antitank grenade launcher
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#3 - ashampoo (12/16/2015) [-]
i guess rockets is a more general term. missle is specifiaclly the kind of rockets used for military and terrorist purpose, while you can use rockets also for scientific examples.
the things they shoot up into space to the space station ISS are rockets, if they'd shoot missles up there, they'd be in trouble
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#13 - nanako (12/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure missile is the more general term of the two.

If you pick up a rock and throw it, that's a missile
#8 - limberlarry (12/17/2015) [-]
China shot a missile up, blew up one of their own weather satellites, which created 1/3 of all space debris currently in orbit
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#9 - catdownstairz (12/17/2015) [-]
Because it wasn't for science, it was for destruction. So that's a missile I guess
#10 - limberlarry (12/17/2015) [-]
It was for science in the sense that no one had ever done it before and they wanted to know if they could. But yeah the basically the gave the whole world a big middle finger
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#11 - catdownstairz (12/17/2015) [-]
Just googled it, Rockets are unguided, missiles are guided. Simple
#12 - limberlarry (12/17/2015) [-]
Technically a "missile" is any object that has been propelled, while a "rocket" is a missile that carries all of its propellant within it. The guided vs unguided thing only applies to munitions
#13 - Fap, i would assume 12/16/2015 on How to get the girl +15
#2 - Deyr not boobs 12/15/2015 on Lowcoste Cosplay +1
#4 - The 2 clowns, not Fred and George, what? 12/15/2015 on How to write a epic Story... 0
#4 - Comment deleted 12/15/2015 on LED "black hole"... +1
#1 - Oh... FreeCell, i get it.... This took me longer than id like to admit  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Witty title +227
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#11 - daredevizz (12/16/2015) [-]
I was stuck trying to get something that sounded like Solitaire from Frezia and Cell
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#33 - dreygur (12/16/2015) [-]
I thought it was some joke about how you "fusioned" the cards together.
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#4 - xalidan (12/15/2015) [-]
Thank goodness you said something because I was lost.
#26 - I aint that old man 12/15/2015 on We need to go deeper 0
#22 - Well.... I never used Vista and jumped straight into W7 from X…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2015 on We need to go deeper 0
#23 - wax (12/15/2015) [-]
STINKY OLD MAN
#26 - nekolacek (12/15/2015) [-]
I aint that old man
#7 - Maybe you should have considered this is going to be happening… 12/15/2015 on Ain't that some shit +4
#30 - Well, sex feels good, but i think the cuddling afterwards is j… 12/15/2015 on Anon on sex vs jacking off +16
#15 - I have disabled all the visual goodies, thats all, i just want… 12/15/2015 on We need to go deeper +1
#13 - Performance mode on W7  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2015 on We need to go deeper +2
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#21 - TheBigGummyBear (12/15/2015) [-]
Idk how you do it man, is the performance worth it?

I like my windows to look pretty
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#25 - scorcho (12/15/2015) [-]
the performance gain would hardly be noticable even on a five year old cellphone.
#22 - nekolacek (12/15/2015) [-]
Well.... I never used Vista and jumped straight into W7 from XP, so i guess im used to it and dont mind it
#23 - wax (12/15/2015) [-]
STINKY OLD MAN
#26 - nekolacek (12/15/2015) [-]
I aint that old man
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#19 - fatminion (12/15/2015) [-]
I do the same. (virtual high-five).
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#14 - kapitanokliosov (12/15/2015) [-]
odd
#15 - nekolacek (12/15/2015) [-]
I have disabled all the visual goodies, thats all, i just want to have most performance when i need it, i have even overclocked GPU, its not really that odd
#47 - thanks m8 12/14/2015 on Vault update 0
#6 - Bruh, i cant let people know im regulary on FJ  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2015 on We need to go deeper +38
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#7 - chikibriki (12/14/2015) [-]
why not?
#10 - sirdood (12/15/2015) [-]
can't allow ourselves to reveal our power level to the normies
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#11 - sojasen (12/15/2015) [-]
Reading that just makes me want to go to the SCP foundation and scare the shit outta myself. Thanks, I didn't want sleep anyway.
#9 - sacrilegious (12/15/2015) [-]
cause everyone still hates us cause of the oatmeal fiasco
even those he's a gross SEO abusing cunt
#16 - dreadric (12/15/2015) [-]
what oatmeal fiasco, when was that? need info.
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#17 - AngryRedMidget (12/15/2015) [-]
if you type funnyjunk into google, its the second thing that comes up.
#29 - sacrilegious (12/15/2015) [-]
Because of the Oatmeal's said SEO abuse
#20 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Oh sweet Jesus...
#18 - dreadric (12/15/2015) [-]
that I did not know, thank you.
#6 - Pussy, that thing has to look like those worm things from star wars  [+] (14 new replies) 12/14/2015 on another 1 +63
#18 - shadowdoogen (12/15/2015) [-]
Everybody has a fetish
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#64 - magnumrevolver (12/15/2015) [-]
Boba Fettish
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#7 - indalx (12/14/2015) [-]
Hey,a pussy is a pussy
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#9 - sequel (12/14/2015) [-]
You say that but what will you do when you hear the girl u getting in with has AIDS?
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#10 - indalx (12/14/2015) [-]
Its a figure of speech
Use condoms if you dont want aids
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#11 - sequel (12/14/2015) [-]
oh yeah I forgot about that.

Probably because I'm a virgin.
#12 - indalx (12/14/2015) [-]
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#24 - iqequalzero (12/15/2015) [-]
Gimme the sauce ffs.
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#40 - kharmelion (12/15/2015) [-]
Been looking for this for a while. You're doing the lord's work, son.
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#16 - squidamon (12/15/2015) [-]
#15 - ametaphoricalbaby (12/15/2015) [-]
You're a whore for pinkies, but I need that butt.
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#17 - indalx (12/15/2015) [-]
I actually wanted to send him to NSFW
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#13 - sequel (12/15/2015) [-]
thats a butt
#11 - Eeeer... how?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Ellen Paige is an idiot +5
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#13 - captainprincess (12/14/2015) [-]
We've come full circle

We're so against the crazy bitches who cry misogynist at everything that if youre not actually a misogynist youre a beta white knight

We do love that self-fulfilling prophecy
#8 - Hey, youre welcome 12/14/2015 on Aikido Sword Master Technician +1
#3 - Shall we go deeper?  [+] (22 new replies) 12/14/2015 on We need to go deeper +21
#30 - zaxzwim (12/19/2015) [-]
well there you go (anon also said something but it was a starwars spoiler so i edited it out)
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#12 - kapitanokliosov (12/15/2015) [-]
are you on XP or something?
#13 - nekolacek (12/15/2015) [-]
Performance mode on W7
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#21 - TheBigGummyBear (12/15/2015) [-]
Idk how you do it man, is the performance worth it?

I like my windows to look pretty
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#25 - scorcho (12/15/2015) [-]
the performance gain would hardly be noticable even on a five year old cellphone.
#22 - nekolacek (12/15/2015) [-]
Well.... I never used Vista and jumped straight into W7 from XP, so i guess im used to it and dont mind it
#23 - wax (12/15/2015) [-]
STINKY OLD MAN
#26 - nekolacek (12/15/2015) [-]
I aint that old man
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#19 - fatminion (12/15/2015) [-]
I do the same. (virtual high-five).
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#14 - kapitanokliosov (12/15/2015) [-]
odd
#15 - nekolacek (12/15/2015) [-]
I have disabled all the visual goodies, thats all, i just want to have most performance when i need it, i have even overclocked GPU, its not really that odd
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#5 - chikibriki (12/14/2015) [-]
post it to facebook, then post it to another site
#6 - nekolacek (12/14/2015) [-]
Bruh, i cant let people know im regulary on FJ
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#7 - chikibriki (12/14/2015) [-]
why not?
#10 - sirdood (12/15/2015) [-]
can't allow ourselves to reveal our power level to the normies
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#11 - sojasen (12/15/2015) [-]
Reading that just makes me want to go to the SCP foundation and scare the shit outta myself. Thanks, I didn't want sleep anyway.
#9 - sacrilegious (12/15/2015) [-]
cause everyone still hates us cause of the oatmeal fiasco
even those he's a gross SEO abusing cunt
#16 - dreadric (12/15/2015) [-]
what oatmeal fiasco, when was that? need info.
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#17 - AngryRedMidget (12/15/2015) [-]
if you type funnyjunk into google, its the second thing that comes up.
#29 - sacrilegious (12/15/2015) [-]
Because of the Oatmeal's said SEO abuse
#20 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Oh sweet Jesus...
#18 - dreadric (12/15/2015) [-]
that I did not know, thank you.
#43 - Bitte bitte add me  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Vault update 0
#46 - rawryrawr (12/14/2015) [-]
#47 - nekolacek (12/14/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#6 - Try differend browser bud  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Aikido Sword Master Technician +1
#7 - evilkingganon (12/14/2015) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** hey it worked
#8 - nekolacek (12/14/2015) [-]
Hey, youre welcome
#7 - But... why?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on When you're 5"5 but your gf... +5
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#8 - captainprincess (12/14/2015) [-]
it was funny to me
#3 - Dont make fun of his throat cancer  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on It's just a prank bro 0
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#4 - fatminion (12/13/2015) [-]
now we know that cancer is contagious: his voice gave me ear cancer.
#18 - Keep us posted till you get banned, i want to know how long it takes 12/13/2015 on ban me 0
#21 - Holy **** , this isnt a troll account, this person is se…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Emma Tapping got her kids... +6
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#27 - kotoni (12/13/2015) [-]
Why should you look down on her if it's her choice to buy 300 gifts for her kids?

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#37 - klick (12/13/2015) [-]
I don't think we should look down on her. In fact, I don't think most people are. I think most people on here are just concerned about the conditioning and up bringing of the children who are used to 70-100 gifts at Christmas. Not just because they may gain an entitled attitude as teens/young adults, but when they become providers and have their own families they are going to look to their parents for examples. So, they are going to think that for Christmas THEY need to buy all these gifts for their family. However, perhaps they don't have the funds. Maybe the Parents didn't teach them how to handle money like many parents don't think to do. So the pressure gets to them to not be able to provide a proper Christmas as they were taught what Christmas is supposed to be and they become another statistic Suicide rates go up around the holidays for a reason.
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#35 - emiyashirou (12/13/2015) [-]
Because spoiling children too much is a great way of raising dysfunctional adults who don't have the understanding that they can't get whatever they want just because they want it.
#3 - Lick on these nuts and suck the dick?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on baedog +1
#4 - funnyhard (12/13/2015) [-]
Get the fuck out after you're done...
And I hop in my ride to make a quick run...

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