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Date Signed Up:	8/27/2012
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#31 - I meant how she looks, not how shes actually old Tho… [+] (5 new replies)	01/04/2016 on she's so adorable	-19
#62 - domryder (01/05/2016) [-] And some underage women look like they are adult. Point being: Looks alone don't change who you can have sex with or find attractive; The law does. #78 - Elk (01/05/2016) [-] If you find girls over the age of consent who happen to look underage attractive, that probably means that you're attracted to underage girls. That's what nekolacek is getting at. I'm not sure why you guys are struggling with it. #89 - nekolacek (01/05/2016) [-] Eh, i will just embrace the red thumbs and being called autistic/cunt #55 - anon (01/05/2016) [-] bro you're showing your extra chromosome. #39 - anon (01/04/2016) [-] stop being autistic
#6 - And then animals are going to **** in it [+] (2 new replies)	01/04/2016 on feels	+64
#23 - donbionicle (01/05/2016) [-] Birds shit on everything, no grave is exempt. #24 - nekolacek (01/05/2016) [-] Well, you dont have cats shitting on your regular grave, do ya
#7 - But.... why in 3 gifs mp4, webms, whatever	01/04/2016 on Evolution of the robot	0
#28 - Errr.... im kinda disturbed by the sudden internet boner every… [+] (22 new replies)	01/04/2016 on she's so adorable	-76
#177 - trollypollyz (01/05/2016) [-] #124 - anon (01/05/2016) [-] So, you are saying you would not want to have sex with her? #123 - malkotay (01/05/2016) [-] welcome my lords to internet #122 - aramyntwo (01/05/2016) [-] And not even very good looking, thats star wars fanboys for you. #97 - fjsknight (01/05/2016) [-] I tend to agree with you. From this angle she looks really young. #87 - antibronywiseman (01/05/2016) [-] #84 - rojaqq (01/05/2016) [-] She doesn't look under aged though? She looks like someone in their early twenties. #46 - thatscrewedupkid (01/04/2016) [-] looks under age but is legal is the best there is, like alyssa hart. #111 - relvel (01/05/2016) [-] I'm still not sure if Alyssa IS legal. I never see her age listed. #261 - thatscrewedupkid (01/05/2016) [-] shes 23, born in 1992 #262 - relvel (01/05/2016) [-] Oh. Whew. Guess I won't have to replace my door again. #42 - anon (01/04/2016) [-] fuck off cunt #30 - davidteninch (01/04/2016) [-] She's 23 bro. #173 - mrwalkerfour (01/05/2016) [-] fucking hell shes only a bit older than me. i remember when actors seemed more adult compared to me, now they are equal #200 - shivaspace (01/05/2016) [-] wait till you are 25 bruh... porn stars have birth years you associated with 12 year olds not long ago... #216 - angelusprimus (01/05/2016) [-] I'm 33. I was in high school when most new porn stars were born. #31 - nekolacek (01/04/2016) [-] I meant how she looks, not how shes actually old Though i have to admit she looks much older on this pic than in the movie #62 - domryder (01/05/2016) [-] And some underage women look like they are adult. Point being: Looks alone don't change who you can have sex with or find attractive; The law does. #78 - Elk (01/05/2016) [-] If you find girls over the age of consent who happen to look underage attractive, that probably means that you're attracted to underage girls. That's what nekolacek is getting at. I'm not sure why you guys are struggling with it. #89 - nekolacek (01/05/2016) [-] Eh, i will just embrace the red thumbs and being called autistic/cunt #55 - anon (01/05/2016) [-] bro you're showing your extra chromosome. #39 - anon (01/04/2016) [-] stop being autistic
#10 - 9 out of 11 insert clever 9/11 joke movies are with a…	01/04/2016 on Upcoming animated movies	0
#19 - Hes aware of that	01/04/2016 on Butterfly Vs Explosion	+4
#72 - Its pretty easy, be drunk and proceed to use keyboard	01/03/2016 on Years of FJ collecting 4	0
#14 - But Filthy Frank is black, what is this lunatic talking about	01/02/2016 on ey b0ss	0
#13 - This looks like how would a lion look in Bloodborne to me [+] (3 new replies)	01/02/2016 on Years of FJ collecting 4	+7
#71 - metaol (01/03/2016) [-] I don't understand how you could screw that sentence up so completely, with me still knowing exactly what you meant I also agree. #72 - nekolacek (01/03/2016) [-] Its pretty easy, be drunk and proceed to use keyboard #14 - lathyrusvii (01/02/2016) [-] No idea. Haven't played it. Those Great Felines in Dark Souls, though... they sucked. >:\|
#2 - ... i dont recall ever seeing peeled lemon... holy **** … [+] (1 new reply)	01/02/2016 on Lemonparty.org	+36
#14 - anon (01/02/2016) [-] Ikr, the very idea of peeling a lemon was like wasp to me. I like my eyes intact
#24 - Aight, ty for trying to help Dont be so harsh tho m8 [+] (1 new reply)	01/02/2016 on i also like cucumbers	0
#25 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] nah im chill just the way i talk, don't worry broski
#22 - Dick grinded like a fresh carrot, holy **** , you made m… [+] (3 new replies)	01/02/2016 on i also like cucumbers	0
#23 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] dude just say "gentler" while she's doing it if she doesn't take that hint then tell her more directly or idk man I dont know how your girl acts #24 - nekolacek (01/02/2016) [-] Aight, ty for trying to help Dont be so harsh tho m8 #25 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] nah im chill just the way i talk, don't worry broski
#20 - Well, i kinda dont want to about this particular thing... Like… [+] (5 new replies)	01/02/2016 on i also like cucumbers	0
#21 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] then keep getting your dick grinded like a fresh carrot nigga square up and act like an adult #22 - nekolacek (01/02/2016) [-] Dick grinded like a fresh carrot, holy shit, you made me laugh I guess i will tell her to try avoid touching him with teeth #23 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] dude just say "gentler" while she's doing it if she doesn't take that hint then tell her more directly or idk man I dont know how your girl acts #24 - nekolacek (01/02/2016) [-] Aight, ty for trying to help Dont be so harsh tho m8 #25 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] nah im chill just the way i talk, don't worry broski
#12 - Oh... and that did the trick for you? [+] (1 new reply)	01/01/2016 on i also like cucumbers	0
#13 - miknab (01/01/2016) [-] pretty much. she just kind of got better as time went on too.
#10 - Oh god, the emoticon is hideous	01/01/2016 on i also like cucumbers	0
#9 - Pretend she has no teeth? How would that help? [+] (4 new replies)	01/01/2016 on i also like cucumbers	0
#11 - miknab (01/01/2016) [-] you know how you pretend you're an old person who lost they're dentures. you cover your teeth with your lips so they don't dig into things. #12 - nekolacek (01/01/2016) [-] Oh... and that did the trick for you? #13 - miknab (01/01/2016) [-] pretty much. she just kind of got better as time went on too. #10 - nekolacek (01/01/2016) [-] Oh god, the emoticon is hideous
#6 - I dunno, but when my gf does this thing to me, i always feel h… [+] (13 new replies)	01/01/2016 on i also like cucumbers	0
#18 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] protip of dating 1 - talk to your partner about the things you like / don't like #20 - nekolacek (01/02/2016) [-] Well, i kinda dont want to about this particular thing... Like... shes 31, im 18, i dunno, i kinda feel weird telling her how to do things like this #21 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] then keep getting your dick grinded like a fresh carrot nigga square up and act like an adult #22 - nekolacek (01/02/2016) [-] Dick grinded like a fresh carrot, holy shit, you made me laugh I guess i will tell her to try avoid touching him with teeth #23 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] dude just say "gentler" while she's doing it if she doesn't take that hint then tell her more directly or idk man I dont know how your girl acts #24 - nekolacek (01/02/2016) [-] Aight, ty for trying to help Dont be so harsh tho m8 #25 - klina (01/02/2016) [-] nah im chill just the way i talk, don't worry broski #8 - miknab (01/01/2016) [-] Then she's not doing it right. Same thing with my girlfriend the first time. IMO its less about suction power and more about the tongue. Just tell her to pretend she has no teeth when she does it. #9 - nekolacek (01/01/2016) [-] Pretend she has no teeth? How would that help? #11 - miknab (01/01/2016) [-] you know how you pretend you're an old person who lost they're dentures. you cover your teeth with your lips so they don't dig into things. #12 - nekolacek (01/01/2016) [-] Oh... and that did the trick for you? #13 - miknab (01/01/2016) [-] pretty much. she just kind of got better as time went on too. #10 - nekolacek (01/01/2016) [-] Oh god, the emoticon is hideous
#19 - Is it worth watch? Its some kind of comedy or? [+] (2 new replies)	01/01/2016 on Anon on lifting	+1
#31 - vladi (01/01/2016) [-] Watch it it's great and even if you think it's shit (which you won't), it's still only 30 mins wasted. #21 - thrifty (01/01/2016) [-] It's fucking quality.
#36 - Nevermind, scrolled through comments and found out its "W…	12/31/2015 on Luke's father is chewbacca	+5
#35 - Whats the gif from? Is it movie of some sort? [+] (1 new reply)	12/31/2015 on Luke's father is chewbacca	0
#36 - nekolacek (12/31/2015) [-] Nevermind, scrolled through comments and found out its "Wilfred"
#26 - My first thought aswell [+] (2 new replies)	12/30/2015 on Thick rod	+13
#65 - chaossniper (12/30/2015) [-] opposing force was the shit man it was my favorite mod even better than cs #41 - cigma (12/30/2015) [-] that shit wrecked headcrabs and some minor enemies with it's alt attack.
#55 - Ive wondered how a person behind a themed account that sexuali…	12/29/2015 on Bulk Up	0
#18 - I played it several years ago (like more than 10 years ago) an…	12/19/2015 on Cr1tikal	+4
#1 - Who the **** respond "Thats nice" to that? [+] (5 new replies)	12/18/2015 on Cold	+4
#5 - privilege (12/18/2015) [-] I do. :\| What would you say anyways? #6 - awesomedoge (12/18/2015) [-] depends who it is i suppose, you could be real smooth #4 - sinikko (12/18/2015) [-] I just say "Uhu..." #3 - animesource (12/18/2015) [-] I do. #2 - historybuff (12/18/2015) [-] sarcastic people, or good friends
#2 - aPEELing eh? sorry	12/16/2015 on Head food	0