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nekolacek

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Date Signed Up:8/27/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#23 - Good job. Youre exatly what we needed in our lives, thank you … 01/11/2016 on Feels 0
#22 - Nah, it was more like me being very anxious and nervous about … 01/11/2016 on white tweet 0
#11 - Well, really all i can say is dont worry about it bud. Its mor… 01/10/2016 on white tweet +3
#8 - Ive got comfortable with her, and well... it just works …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on white tweet +6
#10 - liamjamse (01/10/2016) [-]
you mean with the same girl, my first time was with some random girl. i probably wont be getting a girlfriend anytime soon so i will try to keep this advice. cheers mate.
#11 - nekolacek (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, really all i can say is dont worry about it bud. Its more common than you think, its nothing to be ashamed of, it just happens.
And when i say its more common than you think, i mean that almost every male has encountered problem with his schween in some form at some point.
#4 - My penis failed me my first time aswell, lost erection during …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2016 on white tweet +3
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#16 - iqequalzero (01/10/2016) [-]
Thats why you need to stress that under NO circumstances should she take the bag off her head.
#22 - nekolacek (01/11/2016) [-]
Nah, it was more like me being very anxious and nervous about the whole thing, being afraid i wont satisfy her and such, shes very attractive to me, no need for a bag there
#7 - liamjamse (01/10/2016) [-]
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**liamjamse rolled image** how did you fix?
#8 - nekolacek (01/10/2016) [-]
Ive got comfortable with her, and well... it just works

It really got better by it self.. I was really not happy because of it, but we tried again and it was k... It was more of a psychological thing more than anything... Just dont think about your dick working or not, just enjoy her, thats the tip i can give
#10 - liamjamse (01/10/2016) [-]
you mean with the same girl, my first time was with some random girl. i probably wont be getting a girlfriend anytime soon so i will try to keep this advice. cheers mate.
#11 - nekolacek (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, really all i can say is dont worry about it bud. Its more common than you think, its nothing to be ashamed of, it just happens.
And when i say its more common than you think, i mean that almost every male has encountered problem with his schween in some form at some point.
#8 - Whats the name of the original song?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Cake +2
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#18 - finishhimlarry (01/10/2016) [-]
It's your move by Diana Ross
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#13 - kadish (01/10/2016) [-]
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#9 - belshir (01/10/2016) [-]
#350 - I wish i didnt read this.... Because my GF cheating on me is m… 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +1
#27 - Eh, hes not aware of being a synth i think  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Weebs 0
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#31 - rockergamer (01/09/2016) [-]
he didn't know
still feels human
still all up on brotherhood's dick
if you refuse to execute him and pass a speech check he'll be considered dead
if you take him with you you'll be an enemy of the brotherhood while he's following you
he also puts on x power armor
#100 - Perfectly balanced staff = Absolutely unbalanced lightsaber th…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +4
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#172 - kevinipples (01/08/2016) [-]
If you're very skilled with a staff and cant adapt to using a sword-type weapon relatively easily then you may be retarded.
#181 - dukeexeter (01/08/2016) [-]
lol u wot m8?
Have you even used either of those two weapons before?
Have you even HELD either of those two weapons before?
There is a massive difference in fighting styles. First off, polearms take little to no training to use by anyone and be somewhat good with it. Swords take years of training to become a master swordsman.
You must be retarded for not looking up basic facts
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#182 - kevinipples (01/08/2016) [-]
are you trying to say that having the ability to use one thing does not give you some skills at using something very similar? are you one of those people who was never athletic or coordinated and able to apply certain skills elsewhere? I never said anything about being a master, but being able to hold your own against a skilled person who is badly injured? I think anyone with any sense of using handheld weapons could do it.
#185 - dukeexeter (01/08/2016) [-]
I came off a little harsh there

I'm just not understanding how you are connecting practice with one type of weapon and style of fighting leads to experience/knowledge of another type of weapon with a different fighting style. It just doesn't make logical sense to me
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#188 - kevinipples (01/08/2016) [-]
They are not the same, but they are definitely similar. it's like people who are natural athletes. they tend to be good at just about any sport they pick up.
#189 - dukeexeter (01/08/2016) [-]
but they arent similar dude, I know this, I've practiced HEMA Historical European Martial Arts, aka fighting like knights and stuff in the Medieval Ages for while
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#190 - kevinipples (01/08/2016) [-]
They are very different. but when it comes to being generally skilled with a staff, you have to admit that it puts you at a very good predisposition to be comfortable with using a sword.
#195 - dukeexeter (01/08/2016) [-]
no dude, just no. Let it go. It's not the same. Also who even said she was trained or even skilled with a staff? I already said its pretty easy to be good with an type of polearm weapon.
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#200 - kevinipples (01/08/2016) [-]
...have you seen the movie? Rey is very much skilled with a staff. and I understand that an amateur swordsman is nothing compared to master, but you are definitely blowing way out of proportion the difficulty of using a sword effectively. anyone with a good sense of hand-eye coordination could catch on pretty easily. Lets not forget that Rey was a very agile and able bodied person fighting a master who has been terribly injured. It's not that far fetched that rey was able to do what she did.
#201 - dukeexeter (01/08/2016) [-]
Whatever dude you believe your far fetched theory or whaterver I'm done
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#202 - kevinipples (01/08/2016) [-]
lmao calling what I'm saying a far fetched theory. I'd call it common sense but you do you man
#239 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Different person here, commenting anon and not coming back. Can confirm, sword and staff are INCREDIBLY different to use. The weight distribution and reach are very different, and therefore the swinging and maneuvering are COMPLETELY different. If you don't believe me, go pick up a bo-staff and train with it. It doesn't take long to be as far along with it as Rey was. Now take fencing classes. You're going to get your ass kicked against any fencer with experience. For years.
Rey is a living plothole/deus ex. She has no reason to be skilled with the lightsaber OR with piloting/repairing the Millennium Falcon, though that's another topic entirely.
#101 - Comment deleted 01/08/2016 on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... 0
#4 - Would you mind sharing it ? 01/07/2016 on Nothing like a new wallpaper +1
#8 - So... being fat is a good thing?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on This is what a humanitarian... 0
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#11 - pawnman (01/07/2016) [-]
Hating fat people is a good thing.
#13 - But... Why... He looks cool and all... But hes literally just …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on It´s the details that draw... 0
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#14 - bloodmadnertwo (01/07/2016) [-]
Badassery helps a lot. He fights a Jedi grandmaster and a jedi Knight, wins and destroys the grand master, though to be fair i have always like the sith more than anything else, mainly because the rule of two means they get continually stronger
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#20 - kosicandavid (01/07/2016) [-]
To be fair Obi Wan was still a padawan when he had dueled Maul.....
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#21 - bloodmadnertwo (01/07/2016) [-]
He also didnt actually kill Darth Maul (as i found out just now) turns out that bundle of red rage and awesome lived, got some new robo limbs. Regardless, he fought a Jedi Master and his follower who may as well have been above a padawiener
#2 - Search engine.... Android.... wat  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on pc master race 0
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#6 - shadowkingdr (01/07/2016) [-]
Siri is the search ai found in iphone's, andriod's are better then iphones and its common for andriod users to tell iphone users this
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#7 - shieeetposter (01/07/2016) [-]
I've used both, and personally, I like Siri better because it always typed out exactly what I said. Then again phones tend to upgrade fast, I'm pretty sure my Note II is considered "outdated" compared to the new S6 or whatever, so Android may have gotten better.
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#8 - shadowkingdr (01/07/2016) [-]
Im not talking about the search ai (which andriod does nto really have, just a shitty google now thing) but the OS itself
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#38 - haroldsaxon (01/07/2016) [-]
Android got plenty of "Siris"
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#39 - siris (01/07/2016) [-]
You called?
#5 - Fan that will blow wind on you during summer.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Laziness, the mother of... +1
#10 - reinbowxdash (01/06/2016) [-]
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**reinbowxdash rolled image**We're not all famous.

I don't have any fans.
#3 - If they snap the rope in half, you now have 2 rope, rope wins  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on penguins vs a rope +68
#12 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
But what if they unravel the rope? it would no longer be rope. penguins win
#14 - blackoutonetwotwo (01/07/2016) [-]
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**blackoutonetwotwo rolled image** Rope goes into penguins intestines, intestines would become ropes too, so you nao hab zombie ropes. So 1 penguin is acculy 1 more rope. A zombie rope.
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#13 - rohypnol (01/07/2016) [-]
unraveled rope just more smaller ropes, rope win
#8 - All in all, we just dont know whos retarded and whos just play…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on What is joke? +7
#16 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
That's the thing


the one's that are playing retarded....are also retarded.
#32 - "I dont really like the thing you like" 01/06/2016 on (untitled) +8
#11 - Cat ive used to have... he passed away, but he was cool little furball 01/05/2016 on Cute Cat Comp 0
#18 - Ahem.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Medieval +5
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#147 - wellimnotsure (01/05/2016) [-]
useless weapons checking in?
#23 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
those are for castle defence, not personal. in the time it takes for you to reload, a guy with a knife would be on you before you even pull the string back.
#42 - zeegermanknight (01/05/2016) [-]
Crossbows were used all the time in medieval warfare in Europe and China in a variety of situations, most crossbows used on battle fields had a light draw weight to them as their were used to mow down lighter armored infantry and could be reloaded rather quickly heavier crossbows that would require a windlass or a cranequin (which came after the windlass and replaced it in the late medieval period) would take longer to reload but even then you can easily stop reloading and fight off a guy trying to attack you as long as you can stay vigilant.
#24 - Well, you dont have cats ******** on your regular grave, do ya 01/05/2016 on feels +3
#89 - Eh, i will just embrace the red thumbs and being called autistic/cunt 01/05/2016 on she's so adorable +4
#6 - Well, since im here, some good horror movie to watch with my g…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on 10 Worthwhile Disturbing... 0
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#32 - daredevizz (01/05/2016) [-]
Evil dead 3- Army of Darkness
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#81 - theoddorange (01/05/2016) [-]
Or just any of the Evil Dead series
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#7 - artimax (01/05/2016) [-]
Insidious is pretty much the only horror film I've watched that doesn't just use cheap jumpscare while at the same time it has a really good plotline
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#109 - nickelakon (01/05/2016) [-]
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Insidious was pretty much entirely jumpscares.
#3 - Well, yeah, kind of, it makes really nasty "tary" du… 01/04/2016 on Smoking 0
#8 - 4 favs, only one thumb, come on ******** 01/04/2016 on We found the cure! +11

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