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#7 - JOK is mach good, good because truth is said. 09/04/2014 on Sunglasses +1
#31 - still a good series though 08/28/2014 on Summary of house 0
#24 - In that case it's stupid and wrong, assuming the earth is also… 06/03/2014 on What time is it ? +2
#21 - An atom compared to what?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on What time is it ? +1
User avatar #23 - deadnanners (06/03/2014) [-]
the size of the universe
#24 - negernizze (06/03/2014) [-]
In that case it's stupid and wrong, assuming the earth is also compared to the universe...
#52 - Had been worse with sauce on the pizza 05/31/2014 on Thats a big.. oh my god. 0
#65 - Why would you remove the robots in the trees!?!?! 05/31/2014 on group theory 0
#10 - You know that's against the rules, right?  [+] (21 new replies) 05/28/2014 on How to be a Dickhead -29
#31 - comradewinter (05/28/2014) [-]
Why are people thumbing this down? Goals have even been annulled for this behavior. Yellow cards are almost always dealt out, because it breaks sportmanlike attitude.
#36 - ohemgeezus (05/28/2014) [-]
It's getting thumbed down because he's an idiot, there's nothing illegal with that goal. The black guy is kind of a dick for that but no where in the wrong. If anything the guy in the red would have been carded for pushing.
#34 - 4chan refugee (05/28/2014) [-]
They super, super have not. Certain behavior like shirt removal and the like, yeah, but this was just using the head to make contact with the ball. He didn't obscure the refs, his hands were out of the way and his celebration was extremely limited (which can get carded in professional but it means fuck-all)
#35 - comradewinter (05/28/2014) [-]
It humaliates the opposition. That is a sign of unsportsmanlike behavior. I suggest you look up what usually happens after these situations.
User avatar #38 - mrtoxiic (05/28/2014) [-]
this is 100% allowed. As long as no rules are being broken the goal has to count. Who cares about humiliating the opponent? This isn't kiddy football.
User avatar #54 - galaxyguy (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I think the feller was talking about the fact that he was clearly offside.
User avatar #57 - mrtoxiic (05/29/2014) [-]
Fact that he was clearly offside? it doesn't show how the ball got to him nah, he wasn't clearly offside
User avatar #75 - galaxyguy (05/29/2014) [-]
He's clearly touching the ball to slow it down before the goal line, so he is touching the ball, and he is closer to the goal than the second-to-last defender on the opponents' team, so yeah, that's offside right there.
User avatar #76 - mrtoxiic (05/29/2014) [-]
He's only offside is his team mate passed the ball to him in that position. If the ball reached him because of some other variable then no, he's not offside.
User avatar #11 - playercz (05/28/2014) [-]
is it ?
User avatar #18 - jewishcommunazi (05/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - jewishcommunazi (05/28/2014) [-]
Unless he's talking about the other guy pushing him over.
#17 - 4chan refugee (05/28/2014) [-]
Technically yes; it's unsportsmanlike behaviour. You can get a yellow or red card for it.
User avatar #22 - sciencexplain (05/28/2014) [-]
No it isn't. It's his method of scoring, he's not offside and he technically scored with his head, which is a legal body part to score with. Unsportsmanlike behaviour means fuck all in football. Have you seen their celebrations?
#52 - enjoigiggity (05/28/2014) [-]
I used to be told it's a method of obstruction, but I don't see how it would be really. If you have the time to get on your hands and knees and head it in giggity , it was going to be a goal regardless.
#23 - 4chan refugee (05/28/2014) [-]
Have you? You get carded for an excessive celebration. A prime example was in the Champions League final the other day - both Marcelo and Ronaldo received yellow cards for taking their shirts off in celebration. Another player also got carded for celebrating too near Atletico's bench.

Maybe you should start watching football from this decade m8 - unsportsmanlike behaviour is not tolerated. A goal scored in the fashion of this .gif is clearly unsportsmanlike as it is unnecessary.

#69 - 4chan refugee (05/29/2014) [-]
No. There's a recent, specific rule about not taking ur shirt off during the game bc all the idiots who scored would do it (and it's bad for some reasons explained). There's nothing about scoring while getting down on ur palms and knees.
User avatar #32 - dantemp (05/28/2014) [-]
In the link there is nowhere to be found that scoring a goal in any manner is an offence. This is bullshit. Taking the shirt of is an entirely different scenario. There was not a single goal in the history of Football that was canceled for unsportsmanlike behavior and there a tons of instances. This is why a few times it happened one team to try to return the ball to the other team, scored a goal unwillingly and then scored another goal in their own net to make up for it.
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (05/28/2014) [-]
Trust me, I watch plenty of football. Taking a shirt off is cardworthy because it obstructs the referee from marking down the shirt number and name of scorer, if I remember rightly. Headrolling has always been permitted. It's acceptable, provided the referee can mark down the number and name. And on the FIFA site, it summarises it as "unsporting behaviour". That's not specific as to what unsporting is, but everybody knows unsporting behaviour is acts like timewasting, refusal to hand over the ball immediately, confrontation, etc.
#59 - gerfox (05/29/2014) [-]
That's not why you get a yellow card for taking your shirt off. You get a yellow card because in some countries taking your shirt off is a way of showing ultimate disrespect towards your opponents. And since football is a world sport, FIFA applied it to all countries. It can also be viewed as time consuming and excessive celebration. As I think is very much the case with Ronaldo as mentioned above. Come on, 4-1 in the 118th minute.. Who gives a shit? Alright that Bale and Marcelo celebrated like crazy, but Ronaldos goal didn't matter at all.
#42 - pootismang (05/28/2014) [-]
Thanks, footballexplain. Oh wait.
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#188 - Gotta love how you don't even change the title when reposting this ;) 05/21/2014 on genius 0
#18 - The guy in the stall next to you would peek his hand over to a… 05/19/2014 on yep, they're cool ranch... -3
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